Admiral in the Marvel Universe

Chapter 3 Safeguarding the Environment and Peace of Mind

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“On July 17, 1898, under the siege of the great American general William Shafter, Santiago under the brutal Spanish colonial rule was finally liberated and ushered in freedom and democracy.”

On the podium, the history teacher talked about history with passion, while Cao Gui was bored and doodled.

Miss Gwen was far away from him. 

After introducing herself, she sat down on her seat without having any eye contact with him or any inadvertent glance.

Miss Gwen didn’t even look at Cao Gui.

So, at this time, Cao Gui slipped away from class. It wasn’t that Cao Gui was someone who would intentionally slip out of class but because the class is history class.

He doesn’t know what to learn, learn to talk nonsense, distort facts, or even learn to talk nonsense with eyes open.

Moreover, Cao Gui really didn’t know what he could learn in two to three hundred years of history.

Take away all the shameful things such as cheating, fraud, eating, drinking, prostitution, gambling, and smoking, there are only a few thin pages left in American history.

Even Cao Gui’s recipes are thicker than this history book.

What is there to learn?

So, go away!

Cao Gui silently opened the system panel and saw the dazzling [Dao Strength: 5] on it. A vein couldn’t help but pop on his forehead.

If I remember correctly, Spandam’s Dao Strength value is 9. What kind of sin did he do to transcend to a body that even Spandam, a recognized waste, can’t compare?

After a while, Cao Gui came back to his senses from the memory of the [Original Owner]. The reason for it is probably found but he didn’t know where to start.

After all, The [Original Owner] is already gone, so he still had to save some face for him.

Hmm… It has something to do with the pile of tissues at the bedside. 

The [Original Owner] recently fell in love with the ladies and sisters in the San Fernando Valley. 

The biggest fun every day is to watch the girls in the San Fernando Valley and the old aunts and others on the screen fight.

Over time, memory and physical fitness decline, naturally grades decline too, and Dao Strength becomes weaker.

So over time, memory and body… ahem, so, the turrets are gone!

Cao Gui rubbed his weak kidneys and suddenly felt that becoming an admiral seemed to be an unattainable height.

Jingle bell~

When the bell rang, the boring history class passed by Cao Gui’s swindling, and the next class is physical education.

In the United States, the so-called elite education is about the same as the domestic exam-oriented education.

The role of physical education is more of a flavoring agent for a heavy study life, mainly relaxation and entertainment.

Of course, the family conditions of the students in Midtown University are not bad. 

But their families strictly require them to have a life, so they all had a specific sport they are good at.

As soon as the bell rings, everyone starts to play.

Some play basketball, some play rugby, and several practice baseball.

Cao Gui did not play with others, but went to the track field by himself to start running.

This body muscle is slack, qi and blood are deficient, and its core strength is extremely poor. 

Even if not according to navy standards but compare it to an ordinary person, it is still unqualified.

Therefore, Cao Gui can only start training from the most basic way, first enhance his physical fitness, and then find ways to improve his combat effectiveness.

After running for about eight or nine laps, all the while feeling very exhausted, Cao Gui walked to the parallel bars and started doing leg raises, abdominal crunches, and sit-ups.

His primary goal is to strengthen the two core strength areas of the waist, abdominal muscles, and the thigh muscles.

As time passed by, Cao Gui’s movements slowed down, his face flushed, blue veins bursting out on his forehead, and sweat kept dripping down.

With the completion of the last sit-up, Cao Gui slowly stopped. 

It is almost over. 

The physical fitness of the [Original Owner] is too poor and there was virtually no difference after training at this level. 

After practicing, it is over.

Cao Gui opened the system and took a look.

Suddenly he had a happy face:

[Justice Navy System (helping every navy soldier with justice)]

[Soldier Name: Cao Gui (Second Class of the Navy)]

[Meritorious Points: 100 Experience Points: 100/1000]

[Dao Strength Value: 7 (reflects the standard combat power, not the factor determining combat effectiveness)]

‘Let me just say, how could there be someone weaker than Spandam? The [Original Owner]’s Dao strength value is so low that it is purely empty, and it is good to practice it back.’

Cao Gui stretched his waist, relieved his sore muscles, and then walked towards the classroom. 

Five classes in the morning, and this is the last one.

“Go away, stupid pig, don’t be in our way!”

“Hey, this beautiful classmate, don’t be so angry, we just want to invite you to play together, we have no malice.”

A loud noise was heard, Cao Gui raised his brows, looked over, and unknowingly, he came to the vicinity of the football field.

Several boys in rugby uniforms surrounded a girl. The girl glared at them, while the boys were still smiling.

Next to them, there was a large circle of melon-eating people who are watching the fun and not taking it too seriously, and they kept booing.

It’s Gwen, she’s been bullied, some people are sick and always like to bully newcomers.

Then Peter Parker… Oh, I almost forgot, Cao Gui knew in his heart that there was no Peter Parker in his class.

They had Harry Osborn, Mary Jane, Kem Mills.

But it’s strange that there is no Peter Parker.

So, do you want to go up and help? Cao Gui thought in his heart, Gwen has a police father, she should have learned some self-defense techniques, right?

It would be a little embarrassing if he rushed up to her and Gwen solved the other party by 3-5.

Ding~

[The host activates the task module “Safeguarding the Environment and Peace of Mind”]

[Fighting evil forces and ensuring the safety of civilians is the unshakable responsibility of every righteous navy]

Cao Gui was shocked, and then the corner of his mouth twitched, Yaoji, you are 80,000, you are here!

Fight against evil forces? I seem to know a thing or two about this.

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“I’ll say it again, get out of the way, stupid pig.” Gwen said with a pretty face: “Don’t force me to be rude to you!”

“Wow, did you hear that? Chris.” A thin black man next to him said strangely:

“The girl is going to be rude to you.”

“Girl, I really have no ill intentions, I just want to invite you to play with my friends.” Chris smiled slightly, showing his white teeth: “I think you will definitely feel the charm of me as a cowboy.”

With that said, Chris inadvertently glanced at Gwen’s narrow knee-length skirt, which must be very interesting to play!

“Oh, oh, promise him!”

“Promise him!”

“Promise him!”

“Promise him!”

“Shut up!” Gwen snapped. “I didn’t know a cowboy would threaten a girl in public and I didn’t know a cowboy could be so unpretentious.”

“You don’t deserve the title of cowboy, you’re just a Texan that smells like cow dung!”

Hearing Gwen’s words, the melon-eating crowd burst into laughter:

“Hahahaha!”

“That’s right, hahaha, it’s a Texan!”

“Hahaha, a Texan that smells like cow dung.”

“…”

The people who eat melon don’t care who is right or who is wrong, they only care about their own happiness, they can cheer with Chris, or laugh at Chris with Gwen.

Simply put, whoever wins is who they help.

Gwen’s merciless sarcasm and the bursts of ridicule from the people around him made Texan Chris’ face no longer arrogant.

His anger flashed past and he raised a huge fist at Gwen.

“Wow wow wow!”

“Fight, finally fight!”

“Hey, hey, I didn’t wait in vain.”

“…”

However, just as Chris’s fist was about to fall, a football flew from a distance and hit Chris’ head hard.

With a “bang”, Chris stumbled.

“Damn, who is it!?” Chris yelled angrily.

The melon-eating crowd became quiet all of a sudden, and there was a new change in the scene. Just watch the play quietly, um… A few people stepped aside to reveal Cao Gui in the crowd.

This is the protagonist of the next scene, and he can’t be let go.

“I said, it seems a little rude to hit a girl, don’t you think?” Cao Gui smiled and said lightly.

Gwen was stunned for a moment. With her good memory kicking in, she remembered Cao Gui was a boy in her class.

“Wow~! I thought who it was but it turned out to be a yellow-skinned monkey.”

Texan Chris didn’t speak, but the thin black man next to him spoke first: “Do you want to get involved in this matter? If I remember correctly, this kind of behavior has a special term in your country.”

“Hahaha, it’s called… De~ Hiro~ Sabed~ De~ Beuty~, Is that right?”

The thin black man had a hippie smile, shook his head, and said a sentence in Chinese.

“Hee hee hee, so, what are you going to do with us cowboys?” The skinny black man showed his white teeth: “Snake fist? ShashashashaShashasha!”

The two hands of the skinny black man are like tricky hands, they kept waving in front of Cao Gui.

Cao Gui’s face was slightly dark, his eyes were cold, what an annoying fly!

“Hahaha, Leaf, you seem to understand celestial culture very well?”

“Hey, celestial boy, hit this nigga with your snake fist.”

“Quick, quick, we’re going to kick you to death, Yasuo.”

“…”

The melon-eating crowd roared again, wishing the two of them would fight quickly.

While the skinny black man seemed to be getting more and more energetic amids the roar of the melon-eating crowd, he put his right hand in his pocket, covered his forehead with the back of his hand from bottom to top, and turned twice in front of Cao Gui.

“Hey, yellow-skinned monkey, you don’t know snake boxing, you should know monkey boxing, right? Isn’t that so? Woah! Woah~ hoo! Woah~”

“Hahahahaha…”

The funny scene once again made the melon eaters laugh, and even Chris, who was still angry just now, couldn’t help laughing.

“Hehe, it doesn’t really take effort to deal with you guys.” Cao Gui made the nigger laugh angrily: “I have a better idea, magic from the East, do you want to see it?”

“Oh~” the skinny black man exclaimed exaggeratedly: “I’m so scared, what should I do? This is a demon from the East…”

Before he could finish beeping, Cao Gui took two steps back, opened his mouth slightly, then reached in and pulled out a navy-style saber under everyone’s horrified eyes.

“Wang Defa!?” The thin black man’s eyes widened and he shouted in horror.

Snapped!

Cao Gui slapped the blade on the black man’s face, his eyes cold: “Come on, mud dog, I’ll give you a chance to reorganize your language.”

“Try repeating what you said before!”

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Translator’s Notes:

“Talk nonsense with eyes open” means to talk without thinking.

“Turrets are gone” basically means it’s gone or declined to the point of non-existent.

“Eating melons/Melon-eating” is a term for Onlookers, often used humorously.

“幺雞” or “Yaoji” means little dick.

“八萬” or “80,000” means the position of spreading legs.