Cheat Magician Life That Started From Being Judged Useless

I was summoned to another world, but I was judged to be useless.

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"This is crap! What's going on, explain it!"

Funayama a problem child is screaming, it's a daily occurence in our class, aah, he's doing it again ... Everyone only thinks to this extent.

However, that's only when the other person is a school teacher, it's a different story if you're dealing with a knight wearing full-plate metal armor.

My name is Kento Kokubu, this is Chuuni.

The word Chuunibyo is not the Chuunibyo, meaning that you are in the second year of junior high school, but in this case, we are in the middle of being summoned to another world.

You see, isn't it Chuunibyo? Well, I'm that age, so I'm suffering from it, but it's serious, this is.

Until a while ago, we were taking our third period class at a junior high school in Tokyo, when suddenly we were surrounded by light, a magic square appeared in the air, and the entire third floor of the school building was summoned here. 

Or so I was told, I was asleep and missed the summoning light and the magic square.

From midday Tokyo, it suddenly became the middle of the wasteland at night, it became pitch black in an instant, and as a matter of course, the girls screamed loudly and I finally woke up.

Anyway, to miss the moment of being summoned to another world, I think I'm really stupid.

Furthermore, the school building was summoned from the floor to the ceiling of the third floor.

This, this is a bad Daruma doll, isn't it?(TN:Daruma doll signifies good luck, so this is bad luck)

To have the fourth floor of the remaining school building in Tokyo suddenly fall onto the second floor ... It would be a catastrophe.

Even though it would be a big incident even if all the students in the first grade went missing, the whole third floor of the school building disappeared, so it is a worldwide turmoil.

I wonder if CIA, MI6, Interpol, etc. will participate in the investigation.

If you could go home, you'd catch newspapers and the internet.

Or rather, I'm sure you'd be attacked by the media.

You'd be a celebrity, could you get along with idols?

When I was thinking about it, a person who seemed to be in charge came out.

A beautiful blonde ringlet wearing golden shiny armor, which looks different from other soldiers.

"Quiet! I, Camilla Resenburg, the third princess of the Kingdom of Resenburg summoned you."

Oh, the princess came--! Isn't the princess in armor really like a different world?

Everyone took out their smartphones and mobile phones all at once and took pictures.

Yes yes, the knights who surround us look strong, but what they're curious about is obvious, because they look very greedy.

Ah, Funayama bastard, this time you got involved with the princess, that overreaching fatty.

Or rather, why do we understand the language of this world?

"Yeah, Princess, we were summoned as heroes? If so, why don't we have more luxurious hospitality? If anything, you can do the night hospitality. That's it."

Funayama has a huge body with a height of over 180 cm and a weight of over 100 kg, and it seems a scout came from the sumo club.

He was so forceful that Ayako Sugiyama, an intern teacher, cried when her class was criticized.

The princess, on the other hand, is one or more heads smaller than Funayama, but she doesn't seem to be scared at all.

Yeah, it's a princess, the royal aura is fully open, and it's dignified.

"I'm afraid you're misunderstanding, so let me tell you, you're not heroes, just soldiers to make up for the lack of strength."

That? It's clearly a hero summoning! I was wondering, but what does it mean to be just a soldier?

Everyone around me feels confused.

"Quiet! You have two choices: submit to us, cooperate, receive a reward and go home, or go against us and die, choose the one you like!"

Yeah ... the ultimate choice!

"This is crap! Why do we have to follow you obediently!"

Funayama bastard, tries to grab the princess, oh, on the contrary, the princess grabbed him.

"Geh, you ... wa, let go ..."

No way! The princess grabbed Funayama's neck and lifted him with just her left hand.

"Don't make me tell you the same story over and over, I'm not a patient person, your choices are two, obedience? Death? Choose the one you like!"

Oh, Funayama was thrown away like garbage, yes, I'm obedient, of course.

When I thought such, the chariman came--!

Yuika Asakawa, the chairman of our class, is an endangered Yamato Nadeshiko who looks good with straight black hair.

"Is it okay to ask a question?"

"I don't mind, I'll allow it."

"Thank you. You said that if we cooperate, we can get rewarded and go home, but is there a way to go back to our original world?"

"Of course. What if a monster that is too much to handle comes out using summoning magic? It would be a problem if there was no way to send it back. The summoning method would not be possible without the repatriation method. This is the basics of summoning magic.

I see, the princess confidently answered without a break, this is safe.

The chairman and everyone around her have a relieved expression.

"If you have no other questions, I will judge your magical power from now on."

Eh? I wonder if we can use magic to judge magical power.

Is that it? I think it's an event where cheat abilities are revealed.

"Judgment is made using 'Evil Eye Crystal'. If each person touches it with their hand, you can see the magical qualities and attribute of that person. If you receive the judgment, wear a bracelet to prevent the magic from rampaging. Ride the carriage separately according to the amount of magical power. There is no time, start quickly."

Three crystal balls with a diameter of about 30 cm are prepared, the teachers will be judged first, and then the students will be judged in order of attendence number.

"Green, wind attribute, medium, next! Blue, water attribute, strong, next!"

Apparently, when you touch the crystal ball, it emits light of a color according to the person's attributes, and the intensity of the light seems to indicate the amount of magical power.

When observing, it seems that there are many amber light soil attributes and green light wind attributes, followed by water attributes and fire attributes are a minority.

When the judgment is over, the have the bracelet fitted to their left arm, but it looks like carved obsidian, and it tickles my heart.

Even so, it feels like a career woman who is making judgments, and although it is quite beautiful it is extremely clerical.

Well, it can't be helped because this number of people is one after another.

Oh, next is the chariman's turn. The chairman does not feel like a healing water attribute.

"Next! Wow, my eyes are ..."

As soon as the chairman touched the crystal ball, a white light that was incomparable to the previous one overflowed.

"Well, this amount of magical power and light attribute. Unlike the hero summoning that summons an individual, I thought I couldn't expect it, but it seems there was quite a pick-up. You ... That's right. Get on my carriage."

Oh ... I wonder if the chariman will sublimate into a real angel beyond my expectations for the light attribute?

I hear the knights whispering, "Saint ...", but I won't give her to you, because the chairman is our chairman.

After that, the handsome guy in the basketball club draws a rare fire attribute, and seriously explodes in the rear! While I was thinking about it, it was finally my turn.

Then I can't help it, so let me show you my cheat!

"Don't screw with me! Why, this bastard, won't listen to me!"

I screamed at the crystal ball involuntarily, because it didn't shine.

"Crystal of the evil eye, dyed in the deep darkness with my magical power!" I tried to make a decision with two lines, but it didn't shine ... I can't use this one.

"Ah ... this one, looks like a failure ..."

The onee-san who was clerical until a while ago, looks at me with a pitiful gaze, but maybe I can't use it ...

"What a failure, what a failure ..."

"Well, touch this one next time."

The judgment onee-san took out a crystal ball with a diameter of about 10 cm.

Ah, I understand somehow, this one broke when the chairman touched it.

I'm getting a lot of attention from the people around me, and I don't want to touch it because I have a very bad feeling about it, but the princess is looking impatient, so I'll touch it.

"This time ... what is that?"

"Ah ... this is a complete failure, I've seen it from time to time, but I didn't think one would be among the summoned ..."

According to the onee-san, the human beings summoned this time are not as poweful as the hero, but they should be given stronger magical power than the locals ... Hey.

I didn't even think of it, a reverse cheat ... It's too terrible that you can't use magic even though you've been summoned to another world.

"Camilla-sama, what are you going to do with this?"

"Hmm, keep him in a place that doesn't get in the way."

Wow, the glittering look when seeing the chairman is now as if looking at a bug.

It seems that I'm a little nervous and about to wake up to something.

Oh, I didn't get the bracelet. Is it meaningless because there is no magical power to go rampant?

"Gyahaha, Babu bastard, you're a failure, you're an no-good failure."

Funayama bastard, you're crazy, you lost too!

Oh, Babu is my derogatory term, Babu for short, stupid Kokubu, because even if you take a bath separately, no bubbles with come out.

"Next! Make it big!"

"Okay, I'll show you my burning magical power!"

Oops, it's Funayama's turn, fail, fail, dump it in!

"Amber, soil attributes, weak, deceptive appearance, next!"

Uhyahyahya, Funayama serves you right! I know that, I've seen it in an H book.

It's the same as when someone said "It's small ..." or "It's early ..." on the bed.

Yeah, that's pretty good, onee-san Good Job.

When I was ridiculing Funayama in my heart, everyone's judgment was over, and I was the only one who failed.

Regardless of me being depressed, the knights were preparing for withdrawal, and all that remained was the princess, the chairman, and the onee-san who was judging.

"So what will you do, Camilla?"

If you can see such dirty things with your eyes, you'll be thrilled.

"You can go anywhere you like."

Wow, I've been cut off, it's like a slashing straw.

"Wait a minute. Kokubu is our companion. You can't abandon him!"

Oh, the chairman is a serious angel! I'll be with you for the rest of my life, call me a dog.

"Hmm, I don't need someone useless as a subordinate. Can I waste people's taxes?"

"That ... we were summoned unilaterally, so it's terrible to cut him off just because he has no magical power."

"Hmm, then I'll give this guy a chance."

The princess has a black laugh. I only have a bad feeling, but ...