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Chapter 1078: Get out!

Moreover, the identity of the white predecessor is one of the shackles of the nine worlds. If he is willing to help, it is definitely the old driver driving, steady!

But the white predecessors have to listen to jokes... Song Shuhang looked back and thought about the many jokes he had seen so far. Now, in retrospect, no one feels funny. The fastest update

No way, as people laugh more and more, ordinary short jokes are hard to make people laugh. Some jokes, after laughing once and then thinking about it, you will find that it can't laugh.

Sometimes laughing is also a very painful thing.

"You are waiting for the white predecessor!" Song Shuhang responded in his mind: "Today I will be able to find a joke that makes people laugh."

Today is different from the past. Today, so many predecessors of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' are present. Many people are power. So many people still can't squeeze a joke that makes the white predecessors happy.

"Okay, give you time to prepare." The whites to today's mood is really good, there is no limit to Song Shuhang.

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At this time, the local laboratory.

The members of the 'Jiuzhou No.1 Group' looked depressed. At this time, Song Shuhang said: "You seniors, who have classic jokes, give me a jealousy."

Spirit Butterfly Supreme: "..."

Seven repairs: "..."

Huangshan Zhenjun: "..."

Su Shi’s Afghan curiously asked: “Book Airlines, why do you suddenly have to laugh?”

"I just received a nine-year-old driver... ah no, that is the '哔哔哔'. Come again? Anyway, the super-powerful news, he said that there is a way to help us. But, need a can He smiled for a joke. The seniors, come to a joke?" Song Shudao.

"Is that big predecessor? If it is the predecessor, maybe it can really help us." Henghuo Zhenjun realized that when Song Shuhang helped Confucian regain control of 'Jinlian World', there was that The predecessors who said the debut number secretly helped each other.

"What type of jokes do you want?" asked Litchi Fairy.

"As long as it is interesting enough, just do it anyway, tell me about it." Song Shudao.

Su Shi A XVI: "I am looking for it online."

Three waves of madness: "I remember a lot of interesting paragraphs... However, those paragraphs are a bit biased."

"Three waves of predecessors, this is still not to be." Song Shuhang waved again and again, he can not imagine himself to the white predecessors to tell the scene of 18 jokes. In the event that the white predecessor is provoked, it is not fun to reward him with a ‘destroyed cannon’.

Huangshan Zhenjun: "Well, I remember one thing I experienced a long time ago. At that time, I was only a four-character monk. I used to talk to my friends in the group, but the book may be friends. Have not heard."

Then, Huangshan Zhenjun began to marry.

[That was a long time ago. When I was young, like most of my friends, I went down the mountain and started to smash the world after the four realms. One day, Taishan had a six-person Zhenjun predecessor to open the **, and I rushed over to listen to the law.

At that time, there were many people who went to listen to the predecessors, and the entire court was full of monks from all sides. I just went down the mountain and cultivated the real world. I was very happy to see the scene.

I also squeezed into a corner of the law field, ready to wait for the opening of the six-pin Zhenjun.

When I finally squeezed into a suitable position, I turned to look to the side. I saw the position around me. There was a slender young Taoist standing on the pillar. He also had the same four realms and outstanding temperament.

When I saw this, I couldn’t help but say hello to him: "In the next Huangshan Taoist, just after entering the four products, I would like to ask the Taoist Taoist number?"

The friend of the road suddenly paused and suddenly said: "Get out."

At that time, I felt particularly embarrassed. I was the first to experience the coldness of the monk world.

So, the whole ‘Taishan **’ from beginning to end, I did not talk to him again.

After that, I practiced hard and went to the realm of five goods.

Later, one day, when I bought materials on a market of comprehension, I actually met the young Taoist who was outstanding in temperament. At that time, he was at the peak of the four products, and he was still a step away from the five products. Me.

Somehow, when I saw him again, I suddenly remembered the Taishan ** when the cold voice of the other party 'rolled away'.

There is a sulking in my heart, and I don’t spit.

So... I secretly followed him, and after leaving the ‘Current City Repair’, I found a place where no one was, and he screamed at him. 】

When I talked about it here, Huangshan really stunned and had a sly color on his face.

Song Shuhang looked puzzled at this story, there is nothing funny about it?

[After swearing at him, I asked him if he still remembers me.

He said: Remember, you are Huangshan Taoist.

I didn't expect him to remember my track number, so I gave it a glimpse.

At this time, he twitched his mouth: "My name is ‘Get away from the layman’ and the track number is called to go away.”

"噗" Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh out loud: "What later?"

"The later things are not mentioned. Anyway, in order to apologize, I paid a lot of money." Huangshan Zhenjun laughed.

Lichee Fairy: "Fortunately, my Taoist name is just 荔 荔 ’ , , , , , , , , , , , , , ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’ ’

"Fortunately, my track number is only Beihe, and I have not given Huangshan's predecessors a chance to grab a meal." Beihe Sanren added.

Three waves of madness: "Fortunately, my track number is only three waves, and I will not be beaten after I have inexplicably reported the track number."

"No, you are different from the three waves of predecessors. Your Taoist name is now reported in an upright manner, and there is a great chance that it will be beaten." Song Shuhang couldn't help but vomit.

Mad Knife: "..."

"In fact, the number of everyone in our group is still quite normal... before." When Huang Shanzheng talked about half, he changed his mouth.

Because recently, the group's painting style is also very abnormal, the seven-numbered Song Shuhang, and the future may have 365+1 Dao Yuzi.

"Is this joke into it?" asked Huang Shanzhen.

"Wait." Song Shuhang contacted the white predecessor in his mind: "White predecessors, are you not there? Have you heard the jokes of Huangshan Zhenjun?"

"Listen to it." The white predecessor said.

“Interesting? Satisfied?” asked Song Shuhang.

"If the perfect score is 100 points, the story is barely 54 points. However, if you are the first time to get a score that is close to passing, I will give you six points and make a 60 points. You are qualified. "The white predecessor said.

Song Shuhang sighed with relief: "That also ask the whites to help us, send us to Jiuyou!"

"Where are you going?" The white predecessors asked doubts.

"Hey? You didn't mean that there are ways to help us solve the problem?" Song Shuhang asked.

"Yeah, I have a way to help you, but I don't want to send you into the nine secluded. There is now a metal ball. I am still asleep in the sacred lotus world." The white predecessor replied.

"Where are we going?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.

"The main world has a 'day robbery world' that allows the practitioners of the heavens to rob the world. The nine worlds naturally have corresponding places. Moreover, very clever, there will be a seven-grade polluter who will enter the 'magic Robbery the world. You are ready to wait for the polluter to enter the 'devil world', I will open a back door and get you in. Then, you are away from the polluter, and experiment with the missile 'The power of the . After the experiment is over, I will pull you out.” The white predecessor said.

"This is also possible?" Song Shuhang eyes wide open.

"How do I say that it is also the master of the nine worlds? Is there a good ability to open a back door." The white predecessor said.

"But, in the ‘the world of robbing,’ we won’t have anything? Wouldn’t it be involved in ‘robbery’?” Song Shuhang still has some concerns.

Because of the last trip to the ‘day of the robbery world’, he almost died.

If it wasn't for that [what can be sold] in time for on-site service, he might have turned into **** in the sky.

"Do not worry, there is no problem for me to take it out personally. As long as you don't die and contact the polluters who have crossed the ‘robbery’, there will be no problem.” The white predecessor promised.

With the assurance of the white predecessor, Song Shuhang was a little relieved.

"Wait a minute, after entering the ‘the world of robbing,’ can my core world be opened?” Song Shuhang asked again.

The catastrophe missiles are placed in the core world. If the core world is directly shielded as if it were entering the world, then he must take out the missiles in advance.

"Do not worry, there is me as a transit, no problem." The white predecessor said.

"That, about the ‘the world of robbing the world, can I tell the predecessors of the Jiuzhou No. 1 group?” Song Shuhang asked.

"You are free." The white predecessor didn't care.

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In the underground lab, everyone looked at Song Shuhang, who was in a closed state, knowing that he was talking to a super-powerful person.

I don't know that the power is not satisfied with the fun of Huangshan Zhenjun?

At this time, Song Shuhang opened his eyes: "It became."

"What do we do next?" asked the seven repairers.

"Everyone will try to get together. In a while, the nine old drivers will open the back door and send us to the place where we can experiment with the 'days of the missile.'" Song Shudao: "But the place we are going to is not nine secluded, but It is a world similar to the 'day of the robbery world'. So, everyone pays attention to safety, don't die to contact the seven evil spirits that are about to be robbed, lest they get caught up in the robbery."

Just as Song Shuhang spoke, Huang Shanzhen suddenly took out his mobile phone and opened it.

"Only, the mysterious girl Yunquezi suddenly said that she was going to rob. But it was not a catastrophe. It seemed to be the demon of the nine worlds. She was completely polluted." Huangshan Zhenjun said.

So clever?

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Ps: The public number puts the message of 'Knife and Three Waves' today, and the pharmacist has to kill the Matt Map, etc., 2333. WeChat public number search for 'the legend of the paladin', add attention to see.

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