Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

 

 

With his simple comment, Ren Shuhan got trending with 4 different hot searches: #Ren Shuhan has a favorite person, #Ren Shuhan is ready to confess, #Gu Weici got it backwards, and #Jiang Qingyue

 

Many suspected that Jiang Qingyue was the person Ren Shuhan was talking about, they went to search for more info on him, and when they found out he wasn’t in the entertainment industry, got very disappointed.

 

“You’re telling me he’s got this face and hasn’t even made a debut? That’s too much, ah.”

 

“I’m hoping he can take the main role in Director Chen’s movie! Not saying that Qingmeng is bad or anything! I just want to see the Cold Moon1Their couple name Han Yue consists of the word Cold from Ren Shuhan’s name, and the word Moon from Jiang Qingyue’s name cp rise QQ.”

 

“We can see from the program that Assistant Jiang is also part of Director Chen’s crew. There’s rumors that he’s Qingmeng’s body double.”

 

“What a joke, the role Qingmeng got wasn’t his in the beginning. It is said that the original role was reserved for Gu Weici. Ice God brought a body double into the group. Anyone who has seen Acting Deacon knows that Assistant Jiang is a better version of Gu Weici, who’s already nothing like Qingmeng. Everyone knows who the body double is ha.”

 

“So you’re telling me that the Ice God doesn’t want to film intimate scenes with anyone else? And you all still want to speculate on this cp? Pfft.”

 

Ren Shuhan looked at the comments, feeling like this time, Gu Weici had gone and shot himself in the leg. His actions will soon be ignored without making any splash.

 

Maybe if he hadn’t spread that picture when he came to visit him, their fans could still speculate and he could still get some relevance, but now that Ren Shuhan had come forward with his statement, he’d practically killed his last hopes, and the brain-washed fans of their cp wouldn’t be able to go on.

 

The rest of his personal fans also had no idea what to say either.

 

Having an extremely good looking physique? An appearance that got blown away by an outsider like Jiang Qingyue in the variety show? Blowing up in the acting scene? He only actually had one movie to his name, and his role in his second film was now being criticized as people were suspecting that he had used resources from others to get the role.

 

Although the rest of his fans are die-hard fans, without endorsement, there will be no money, and without money, there will be no new hot content. At present, this little bit of fans will be scattered sooner or later. Now, without Ren Shuhan paving the way, Gu Weici has no choice but to make his career change ahead of time and prepare an album, and the future would still look bleak.

 

But this has nothing to do with Ren Shuhan.

 

He is now in his honeymoon period with his own little beauty, and he simply doesn’t have time to pay attention to that little shit Gu Weici.

 

The third year of senior high school in the movie was supposed to pass quickly, and the last scene showing the male leads in an affectionate scene would happen near the end of their college entrance examination. In the sweltering summer, the electric fan creaked. In one evening self-study class, it suddenly rained outside the window, and the school stopped the electricity without warning. At the moment when the lights went out, Xiao Zhang, who was lying on his desk, jerked up and boldly “pecked” Xiao Wang’s lips.

 

Different from their usual kisses, this one was swift and quick, meant to show a bit of affection, and it left Ren Shuhan with a lingering fragrance. He was now kind of annoyed at the fact that he had been quite behaved in High School and left Jiang Qingyue undisturbed. He had missed the opportunity to sit next to his desk all the time.

 

“Qingyue,” Ren Shuhan always sat at the last table at that time, and he called him out after class. Sitting in the third row, he would look back at him, his eyes bright. “I’m going to play a game of ball.”

 

“Mm.” Jiang Qingyue nodded obediently, “I’ll come to you after I finish this set of questions.”

 

At that time, Ren Shuhan would go directly to his side, find an empty seat, or crouch directly next to his desk. He’d stare at him writing, staring until his cheeks would become red and he’d put down his pen. He would then say angrily, “I’m going to play.”

 

Then Jiang Qingyue wouldn’t say a word, but would purse his lips and nod, but Ren Shuhan knew that he would come see him at the playground for a while.

 

After all, Ren Shuhan had been so well-behaved all that time.

 

In high school, Ren Shuhan’s desire to confess his love was not without reason——the ambiguity between them was almost visible, and even though Jiang Qingyue’s study time lengthened and daily contact between them became less frequent, it did not affect the tender atmosphere between them that permeated the entire senior hallway.

 

As long as they walk side by side for a while, the classmates who see them will whistle at them. If he throws his jersey at Jiang Qingyue, his teammates will cheer loudly. Even when the teacher asks them to answer questions in class, if the two of them are concerned, the students’ exclamations will be loud as well. It was necessary for him to discipline himself repeatedly.

 

They were no longer desk mates, so the only time they could spend together was during the quiet lunch breaks or after school in the evening.

 

Ren Shuhan got them a house beside the school, which was convenient for saving time during the day. However, Jiang Qingyue never went back to take a nap in their third year of senior high school, as he’d studied in class instead.

 

When only the two of them would be left in the classroom, Ren Shuhan can sit next to him and sleep on that desk for a while. If he wakes up once in a while and feels a bit hungry for attention, he’d look at him for a while. When he could no longer stand it, he’d poke his white cheek silly. As soon as he knew that class would start soon and that his classmates would come back at any moment, he’d go back to his seat at the back of the classroom.

 

It would have been nice to be as unbridled as the main character in this movie.

 

But he didn’t dare. He always remembered his family’s warning words and reminded himself to be patient, until he could protect the one he liked, otherwise all his vows would be empty words and he would be responsible.

 

Hearing about a third year of high school even in the movie was kind of difficult for Ren Shuhan, mainly because he had been depressed in his own third year.

 

This plotline of the movie made him a bit bitter, but contrary to him, it made Jiang Qingyue really happy. That night, he even took the initiative to ask for a good night kiss, even sticking his little tongue out. This sight made Ren Shuhan feel all itchy, and he couldn’t resist.

 

Jiang Qingyue is very sensitive. Every time he holds his waist, his legs become weak, and he unwittingly shrinks to escape. This time, Ren Shuhan’s palm reaches into his pajamas, and Jiang Qingyue can’t help but hum twice, which doesn’t make it any better for him. He also presses his chest with his hand to push him a bit away, as if it’s too much … clearly he just kissed and didn’t do anything else, ah.

 

“You weren’t behaving very well today.” Ren Shuhan was a bit dissatisfied as he opened his door rudely for the first time, pushed him towards the bed in a few steps, and felt his smooth and delicate back with his hands as he was shamelessly nagging him. “If you stay inattentive, what you learnt would be for nothing. What if it drags the filming progress?”

 

“Well…” Jiang Qingyue softly fell on the bed and looked lost in thought, he took the initiative to peck him on the lips. “I’m sorry about that…”

 

When he put his hand on the soft flesh of Jiang Qingyue’s inner arm, Ren Shuhan doubted he’d get out of there that night.

 

Jiang Qingyue’s hands are raised, looking as if he’s at his mercy. Because of his ponytail, he has to tilt his head and look at him with his reddened eyes, which were full of insatiability;

 

Ren Shuhan immediately decided, “I won’t go back tonight. I’ll stay here and supervise you.”

 

Jiang Qingyue obediently nodded: “Alright, but I’ll have to take a bath, young master…”

 

Ren Shuhan rolled over and stopped pressing him. He couldn’t lie on his back because of a small problem. He would probably have to use the bathroom directly after Jiang Qingyue finished washing. After hearing the bathroom door close, he turned over again and sniffed at the sheets.

 

Smells good…the bed was also soft, just like Jiang Qingyue.

 

Ren Shuhan rolled around on the bed, sniffed the pillow again, and twisted around. Suddenly, he felt something was wrong. He felt a plastic case in the pillowcase, so he took it out to see it and was stunned.

 

It was a selfie. It was back in the classroom where he’d usually take his lunch break in high school. The background was empty save for Ren Shuhan lying on the empty seat of Jiang Qingyue’s deskmate, sleeping soundly with his arm as his pillow. Jiang Qingyue had a short ponytail at that time and was holding his phone with a red face and was secretly kissing Ren Shuhan!!!

 

There were two copies of the same photo on the front and back of the plastic case, the only difference was the added filters. One had a yellow filter that made it seem like it came from an old movie, while the other was bright as if it was taken recently. There were many small pink peaches drawn on the picture. Ren Shuhan didn’t necessarily prefer any of them, but from how smooth it was from being touched repeatedly, it seemed like Jiang Qingyue obviously preferred the pinkish one….

 

Holy shit! He had no idea he was such a little cutie!

 

While he was trying to cope with his academics every day, trying to control his desire at home and feeling ashamed as he forced himself to abide by etiquette, but this little one actually kissed him secretly like a little fool? And he also dared to take a selfie??

 

A new nickname was given to him by Ren Shuhan, and although it was a little bit sappy, he decided to call him the little bad egg2He calls him Xiao Huaidan, which can mean little rascal/villain/bad egg, I chose little bad egg cuz it’s kinda endearing..

 

At this moment, the bathroom door suddenly opened, and Ren Shuhan quickly hid the photo back. He saw him standing awkwardly by the bathroom door, wearing a bathrobe and looking at his own slippers before asking shyly, “Do you want to join me, young master?”

 

Ren Shuhan was quiet for a second before he said, “Okay.”

 

This little bad egg, he owed it to him now.

 

 

 

 

I’m going CRAZY with the author’s narration lol One minute they’re filming then they’re reading comments online then it’s a flashback to the past then it’s a movie scene… (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

…But I guess it’s fine, this chapter had some pretty cute moments (⌒_⌒)

 

 

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1Their couple name Han Yue consists of the word Cold from Ren Shuhan’s name, and the word Moon from Jiang Qingyue’s name2He calls him Xiao Huaidan, which can mean little rascal/villain/bad egg, I chose little bad egg cuz it’s kinda endearing.