Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

While Gu Weici was in the garden, afraid of getting a sunburn, Ren Shuhan was upstairs, packing up his things without a hitch.

He enjoyed the feeling of throwing these things as if he was the original owner. So instead of stooping low to beg Gu Weici to come back, he coldly put them away as if to finally release his anger.

However, he is not wasteful.

According to Gu Weici, he didn’t want the things left over here, so he could “throw them away”. Therefore, Ren Shuhan decided to donate them all.

Thankfully, he even had a helper to effortlessly know what was left to throw——

Ren Shuhan: “System, is there anything else left?”

System: “…… There’s also the entire second bedroom, which he did not technically own. But it was prepared for him, and he lived in it and used it.”

Ren Shuhan nodded and walked into the second bedroom and piled three huge trash bags inside, finding it not easy to clean up.

There’s a grand piano in here!

“System Alert: You can use the Self-Service function to instantly clear it out.”

This was also okay? Ren Shuhan could not help but chuckle, before deciding to clear it all.

The room immediately became empty, and the three garbage bags were gone as well.

“Just now you were able to pick out Gu Weici’s stuff automatically and directly destroyed it?” Ren Shuhan asked, “Why didn’t you tell me beforehand?”

System: “Yes, it’s possible to use the search and cleaning function. In view of the original host’s deep affection for Gu Weici, the system thought that perhaps the host would recall the past and linger in the process of cleaning up, so there was no reminder.”

Ren Shuhan did recall some of the original owner’s memories.

For example, in the bathroom there is a box of leather hair ties as well as other hair accessories such as flowery headbands that even women could use that the original owner gave to Gu Weici.

The original owner, like him, liked long-haired beautiful bottoms, but he also had a bit of bad taste.

However, Gu Weici had felt that he was insulting him. His gifts were useless as Gu Weici cut half of his long hair, had a fight with the original owner and ended up pouring a glass of wine on him while saying: “Don’t you dare treat me as a woman!”

The original owner saw him blow up and laughed, he just found him interesting and his affection increased.

Ren Shuhan, however, said: This masochist is supposed to be a Scum Gong? Isn’t he a bit stupid?

What was that about women again? What was wrong with women’s clothing? How would trans-folk or feminine men feel about this? Furthermore…. he didn’t even choose him instead of a woman… it was just in place of Jiang Qingyue, okay?

The original owner had wanted to offer that type of flowery hair accessories to Jiang Qingyue when they were young, but he had always been too embarrassed to do so.

Jiang Qingyue was adopted by the original owner’s family and has been living with the original owner for as long as he can remember. For some reason, he always looked like a small doll with his long hair that had been tied in a cute ponytail…. Ren Shuhan could remember some memories from his childhood, and could indeed confirm that he was really adorable.

How would Jiang Qingyue react if he gave him this?

It’s hard to predict, but it’s probably not going to be like Gu Weici anyway. Ren Shuhan thought to himself, “I spent thousands on living expenses for you, Gu Weici, yet as a stand-in, you can’t even keep your ego in check?”

You want to be a professional actor with this kind of work ethic?

He then warned the system, “Next time, don’t make up your own mind, just tell me if you have an easy way out.”

System: “Okay.”

Obviously, the system does not have a tone of voice, but Ren Shuhan still somehow feels that the system is a bit …… downcast?

“I’m not blaming you, it is also good to gradually regain some memories,” Ren Shuhan added, “but you have to tell me in advance, so that I can choose for myself.”

The system seemed to perk up its ears and wag its tail, just like a puppy: “Yes.”

There are many similarities between the original owner and himself in his memories, except for his strange attitude towards Gu Weici, the rest of the time they are almost the same person, so Ren Shuhan is looking forward to recovering these lost memories.

At the very least, he wanted to remember the memories surrounding the little Jiang Qingyue.

Children are so cute.

While Ren Shuhan thought of this, Jiang Qingyue had come upstairs: “Young master, I came to ask if you have changed any habits in the past two years when I was away from home, so I can write them down and tell Xiao Chong.”

The young master never likes to be followed by other people besides him. In the past two years, it seemed like only Gu Weici was by his side. However, Jiang Qingyue didn’t think that Gu Weici was a caring person, so it’d be useless to ask him about those habits, and he had no choice but to come question Ren Shuhan himself.

“No.” Ren Shuhan said decisively. He also pointed to the closed door behind him.

“I’ve cleaned out all the stuff in this room and gave it away. After recording the program, you can get someone to rearrange the place.”

Jiang Qingyue hesitated for a moment.

“Did you give it away to Weici? If there’s something that’s still useful to me…” He softly started. “Can I take it?”

Ren Shuhan:?

“System Alert: This room used to be where Jiang Qingyue lived, but after he left the country, the original owner gave it to Gu Weici, and all of Jiang Qingyue’s things were moved to the original owner’s bedroom.”

So, Jiang Qingyue is asking this question because he thought he was going to throw away all his stuff?

Then why is he …… so calm?

Ren Shuhan stopped in his tracks and carefully observed Jiang Qingyue’s expression. He stared at him until he went from expressionless to confused. And again, with averted eyes and blushing cheeks, he turned his head and spoke with some stiffness: “Young Master?”

Jiang Qingyue touched his cheek with his hand: “Is there anything on my face?”

No, there is only beauty.

“Qingyue, do you have any misunderstanding about me?” Ren Shuhan said, “I’ve already put your things in my room, this room was occupied by someone else during your departure, so that’s why I asked you rearrange it.”

Jiang Qingyue froze for a moment before apologizing, “I’m sorry, I misunderstood Young Master’s good intentions.”

The fact that Ren Shuhan looked at him steadily made him panic.

HIs elegant and proper bearing had become nervous, and Jiang Qingyue’s expression was flustered and mixed with a hint of imperceptible grievance.

‘Ah, how cute, I’m dying.’ Ren Shu Han thought with a cold expression.

“Why are you apologizing?” He sighed heavily and reached out his hand and braced himself on the railing behind Jiang Qingyue in order to close the distance, “Why not just ask me directly if I threw your stuff?”

Jiang Qingyue did not know what to say, and his heart was beating fast.

The face of Ren Shuhan, once rated as the world’s sexiest, was so close to him that his mind went blank.

“If only you could have half the confidence of Gu Weici.” Ren Shuhan spoke indifferently and headed downstairs, “Forget it, it’s my fault too.”

The original owner was to blame, he liked him but didn’t say anything.

He decided to treat Jiang Qingyue better in the future, like a rich son, and at least he will not let him be so humble anymore.

Jiang Qingyue was left alone frozen in place, Ren Shuhan pinched his brow as he went downstairs.

He had a hangover last night and woke up late today. Now he wants to go to the gym to make up for his morning workout, but he just came downstairs and found Gu Weici and a cameraman standing near the stairs.

“System alert: They only heard the last sentence you just said.”

Ren Shuhan: …… Why didn’t you warn me earlier?

System: “……Sorry, you were talking just now, I was afraid to interrupt you.”

Ren Shuhan: “……”

Before the cameraman stopped filming, the two of them only heard Ren Shuhan say “If only you had half of Gu Weici’s confidence” while his tone was very disappointed. Gu Weici was immediately proud of himself.

Did this dog man finally see Jiang Qingyue as inferior to him?

Ren Shuhan clearly heard Gu Weici’s inner thought and was speechless. However, he held back and ignored him as he went towards the gym. He wondered why this narcissist liked the word “dog” so much. Wasn’t he also a man himself? Besides, what did dogs do to deserve this?

Gu Weici saw him glancing at him, and then he thought: “As expected of a movie emperor, he can really pretend! However, a dog will stay a dog, and in the end, he will definitely give in and come back running!

Ren Shuhan: …… It’s fine, as long as you are happy.

I am a domineering president; I don’t care to talk to you too much. The most important thing is to be happy :).

Gu Weici was going upstairs on the pretext of asking Jiang Qingyue about the garden and how it should look. However, he mainly wanted to grab a hat and sunglasses. After all, the sun was so fiery that he was sure to get sunburnt otherwise.

But when he went upstairs, Jiang Qingyue thought of something and said with a smile:

“Whatever looks good with the architectural style will do …… Young master used to ask for the biggest bushes to be shaped as high as possible when he was a kid.”

Gu Weici: I can’t tell if he’s trying to embarrass me or if he’s trying to show off that he and the dog man were childhood friends.

“The hat and the sunglasses are in the common room by the garden.” Jiang Qingyue added, “The young master should have shown you the way.”

In fact, these things are hung in the gardeners’ lounge and can be seen at a glance. However, Gu Weici didn’t even bother to look for it, because he didn’t want to use something that had already been used. Since his own clothes were placed in the second bedroom, he wanted to bring them out in front of the camera to prove that the relationship between him and Ren Shuhan wasn’t only good, it was even more ambiguous.

The dog man wasn’t clear-headed and forgot that this was a program for him. He knew that the dog wanted him to be jealous enough to respond to his confession, ah. But he, himself was busy with something else. Aside from his fans, he must give a reason for others to come watch the show as well.

His fans are still waiting for this program to be broadcast so that they can shame the Ice God’s fans!

Gu Weici made up his mind that he could not rely on a dog man for his career, he had to rely on himself.

“Han-ge let me keep some of my own clothes in here.”  Gu Weici gave a faint smile, and walked forwards, as if he couldn’t bother spending more time with Jiang Qingyue. “It’s fine, I’ll just use my own stuff instead.”

Jiang Qingyue reminded him, “Things left here by guests will be returned directly by assistants.”

Gu Weici smiled slightly again: “Just a small amount of time has passed, surely you wouldn’t have just thrown my stuff away, right?”

The previous night, the dog man had been begging him to come back!

With that, he opened the door of the second bedroom.

This room was huge, the second largest suite after the master bedroom. Over 100 square feet, it had a small living room, bedroom, dressing room and lounge. The various luxury goods inside were all bought for him by Ren Shuhan, leaving the whole place full of life ……

It was empty at this time!

Gu Weici: ????

What happened to his suite?

He had left so much stuff here, why was it gone????