Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

There was a brief silence in the atmosphere of the room.

Wei Zhishu, Long Qi, and Murong Buyi, the three patriarchs of the martial arts family looked at each other, Wei Zhishu, the patriarch of the Wei family, laughed and said, "Mr. Jiang is really humorous."

[Enhanced version of Niuhuang Jiedu Pills] is slightly larger than the normal Niuhuang Jiedu Pills. Several people did not recognize them for a while, but this amoxicillin capsule and Band-Aid are too obvious...

Is this a homemade elixir?

humor?

Jiang He was a little displeased and said, "The three of you think I'm joking?"

The three looked at each other, Long Qi couldn't help but said, "Isn't it?"

He seemed to be the youngest of the three, wearing a black training suit and shoes with white soles. He had a slightly fat body and looked quite majestic. He smiled and said, "Mr. Jiang, we are here with sincerity."

"You mean I'm not sincere?"

The things that he has worked so hard to grow are looked down upon by others. How can Jiang He feel comfortable? He looked at Long Qi and said, "Long Patriarch, use your hand."

Long Qi was a little puzzled, but he still stretched out his hand.

When Jiang He turned his hand, the Dragon-Slaughtering Sword appeared and slashed down.

What the hell!

This scene was not expected by the three patriarchs anyway, Long Qi was even more shocked, his true qi burst out, and he pulled his hand back in an instant... But it was still a little slow, he only felt a pain in his finger, and one finger was already fell to the ground.

"Jiang He!"

Long Qi was furious, and Murong Buyi and Wei Zhishu also erupted one after another, glaring furiously, shouting, "Jiang He, what do you want to do?"

Lin Changshan hurriedly stood up and said, "The three patriarchs stay calm, stay calm..."

Then, he couldn't go on.

Not only the three patriarchs didn't expect this scene, but even Lin Changshan's brain circuit was a little bit overwhelmed.

This business negotiation is going well, why did you suddenly use the knife?

"..."

In fact, Jiang He was also a little confused.

He was stunned for a second,

Putting away the Dragon Saber, he smiled embarrassedly: "Patriarch Long, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry... I actually just want to make a wound on your hand, and then give you a test of the effect of my elixir, but I didn't expect you I pulled my hand back..."

Long Qi covered his fingers, and the blood at the severed finger was like a spring. He circulated his infuriating energy and sealed the blood vessels. His face was even uglier than eating shit.

Does this mean to blame myself?

I pulled my hand back, but did I pull out the wrong one?

And it's just a cut. You said in advance that I brought a dagger...

You suddenly came out with a big knife, why did I think you were going to kill me?

However, the breath of the three patriarchs has somewhat restrained.

When he was talking, Jiang He had already picked up the severed finger that had fallen on the ground, and said, "But it's better if it's cut off, and I can show you the effects of my elixir more intuitively... Uh, Master Long, don't be impatient. , there is so much blood on this severed finger, I will wash it first."

He took the severed finger and got into the bathroom.

In the bathroom, the sound of running water was heard.

Wash with tap water?

Afraid of going down the drain?

Long Qi was trembling with anger, and was about to run away when he saw Jiang He come out, staring at his hand and said, "Patriarch Long, go wash your hand first, this hand is full of blood, how do you pick up a broken finger?"

Fingers connected to heart.

The pain of the finger being cut off was very severe. Long Qi endured the pain and said coldly, "Jiang He, I want to see today, what kind of tricks you can come up with!"

He angrily went to the bathroom.

After a while, the sound of running water came again.

After Long Qi finished washing his hands, Jiang He grabbed Long Qi's wrist, picked up his severed finger and gestured a few times, and said, "Actually, there are many impurities and bacteria in the tap water, and it is very dirty. It is unsanitary to use it to wash wounds. Usually, they are cleaned with hydrogen peroxide and disinfected with alcohol. So…”

Jiang He took an amoxicillin capsule, separated the capsule, and sprinkled the medicine surface on Long Qi's severed finger, saying, "That's why amoxicillin capsules are needed to reduce inflammation."

"This amoxicillin capsule is also specially made by me. It is an enhanced version. It has a strong anti-inflammatory and bactericidal effect and can effectively treat various inflammations."

After sprinkling the amoxicillin capsule, Jiang He took off a Band-Aid.

Three times the size of the normal Band-Aid, this [Enhanced Yunnan Baiyao Band-Aid] looks a bit like some kind of feminine product, but the specific shape is still different.

The corners of Long Qi's mouth twitched. Seeing Jiang He carelessly wrapping his severed finger with a Band-Aid, he couldn't help but say, "Mr. Jiang, is this a Band-Aid?"

"Is this thing... useful?"

"If it's useless, please don't delay me. I have a magic medicine at home. With the operation, my broken fingers can be connected without any sequelae."

Long Qi was a little scared.

Band-Aid, continue to cut fingers?

Why does it feel a bit nonsense... Although it's just a finger, once the sequelae are left, it will definitely have a certain impact on one's own private life, not to mention that what he is best at is the palm technique, and the impact is even greater.

After wrapping the Band-Aid, Jiang He grabbed the severed finger again, twisted it a few times, and adjusted the direction to avoid misalignment.

As he adjusted, he said with a smile: "To be honest, this is the first time I have used this thing, and I don't know how it works, but don't worry about Long Family Master, I will be responsible for you."

Long Qi's head was covered with black lines, and he stretched out his hand to tear off the Band-Aid, but when his hand landed on the Band-Aid, he stopped.

He slowly raised his hand, turned it left and right in front of his eyes, and looked at it carefully, a look of disbelief flashed across his face.

As an eighth-rank martial artist, he is very sensitive to his own perception.

At this moment, Long Qi clearly sensed that the flesh and bones of the severed finger were wriggling and growing.

A crisp, itchy feeling came from the severed finger.

After about three minutes, this feeling disappeared. Long Qi tried to move the severed finger... He moved freely, he was a little worried, and picked his nose again, and said, "Success?"

He tore off the Band-Aid abruptly, Long Qi looked at the intact fingers, his eyes lit up, and said, "Mr. Jiang, does your Band-Aid have any other effects?"

Jiang He thought about it seriously, and said, "Usually, any injuries such as broken bones from swords can be treated wherever Band-Aids can be applied."

Not only Long Qi, but Murong Buyi and Wei Zhishu were also excited at this time.

This Band-Aid...

Simply divine!

Reconnecting and cutting fingers is actually nothing, as long as the operation is performed in a timely manner within a certain period of time, modern medical methods can do it, and with some elixir, it can be done to this extent.

But this requires a process.

Even if the martial artist has a strong physique and has a quick recovery, it will take a month to recover as before.

This Band-Aid can be used, it only takes a few minutes, what is the concept?

If you are injured during the battle, as long as you don't let it die, you can continue to fight after putting on a Band-Aid, and you may be injured if you hit it. Of course, the premise is that the other party gives you the time to apply the Band-Aid.

Jiang He sat down and said with a smile, "I don't have too many of these elixir, but I can take some out and sell them to your three great families."

He picked up the Niuhuang Jiedu Pill and said again: "By the way, there is also this Niuhuang Jiedu Pill, which can detoxify hundreds of poisons... Master Long, do you have any poisons that are more toxic in your family, try some to try it out?"

"Don't try, don't try."

Long Qi waved his hands again and again and said, "This bezoar detoxification pill, I heard Senior Lin said, it can detoxify the poison of the ninth-rank six-eyed sand spider. This thing is definitely extraordinary!"

When speaking, Long Qi's expression was very strange.

Bezoar detoxification pills...

Such a panacea, to have such a common name, I'm so sorry for its effect.

Even Long Qi had already thought about it. After he got the Niu... Niuhuang Jiedu Pill, he changed his name to "Baizhen Jiedu Pill", packaged it a little, and took it to the auction as a finale treasure.

The three looked at each other.

Murong Buyi smiled and said, "Mr. Jiang, I don't know how you sell these elixir?"

"In exchange for something."

Jiang Hedao: "You three great families, aren't you going to hold an auction? There must be good things. You prepare a list. I'll take a look first."

"it is good!"

Murong nodded, took out his mobile phone and made a call.

Soon, a middle-aged man sent a picture book.

"Mr. Jiang, each of our three great families has brought out some treasures in this auction. There are a total of seventy-eight pieces, including exercises, spirits of plants and trees, rare treasures, weapons and clothing, all of which are in this album."

Jiang He took the picture book and watched it carefully.

In the atlas, there are a total of 12 kinds of exercises, including swordsmanship, swordsmanship, boxing, and inner strength and mind.

Shaking his head, Jiang He was a little disappointed.

These exercises...

too weak.

To a large extent, it belongs to the "low martial arts" level, and it is better than this.

After that, there is the spirit of vegetation.

Among the seventy-eight treasures, the spirits of plants and trees are the most numerous, some increase qi and blood to enhance physical fitness, some increase cultivation, and some increase spiritual power... What interests Jiang He is that there is actually a "Nine-Rank" among them. Life Essence".

Look at the notes, this ninth-grade life essence liquid is taken from a ninth-grade "locust tree".

"How much of this life essence liquid do you have?"

Jiang He looked at Murong Buyi, while Murong Buyi glanced at Wei Zhishu, this thing was provided by the Wei family.

Wei Zhishu got up and said, "Mr. Jiang, this kind of life essence has the effect of increasing spiritual power. It was obtained after my expert Wei family cut off an old locust tree two years ago. The next 2000 drops or so, this auction will take out 500 drops for auction.

Jiang He frowned...

By the tick?

The value of the ninth-grade life essence liquid that enhances spiritual power is higher than that of improving cultivation. For example, the life essence liquid of one's own willow tree is worth about 500,000 yuan. Then this locust tree is estimated to be sold for 1 million yuan. .

But this thing is too petty.

Could it be that I am thirsty in the future, and if I want to drink some life essence liquid to quench my thirst, I have to find a dropper to count a drop?

"Patriarch Wei, how does this life essence liquid taste? Does it taste good? If it tastes good, I want it all!"

"..."

Wei Zhishu was stunned.

Delicious?

Taste?

If it tastes good, you want it all... That means if it's bad, you don't want it?

How could he understand Jiang He's life? If it doesn't taste good, why would he buy it?

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