Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

On November 6, 2020, the weather was fine.

Lingzhou City, Martial Arts Academy.

In the northwest in late autumn, the sun had already set after six o'clock in the afternoon. At this time, the teachers and students of the Martial Arts Academy rested and had meals. Usually, the academy is very quiet at this point.

However, today the Martial Arts Academy is very lively.

Thousands of teachers and students gathered on the stadium of the Martial Arts Academy.

Surrounding the stadium were countless parents of students, spectators, the news media, and the staff of the Martial Arts Administration to maintain law and order. The scene was crowded with people, tens of thousands of people...

The most frightening thing was that the number of crowds was still increasing rapidly. People kept flocking to Lingzhou City Martial Arts Academy, causing traffic jams on the roads near the Martial Arts Academy.

Duan Tianhe and Cheng Dongfeng from the Martial Arts Management Bureau came to the Martial Arts Academy in person. Looking at the crowd, their heads were a little big.

Wu Yueru trotted over and said, "Director Duan, Master Cheng, you are here."

"Can you come?"

Duan Tianhe didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "Dean Wu, for such a big event, you should have greeted us in advance, there are too many people at the scene, and we simply don't have enough staff from the Martial Arts Management Bureau. , that would be dangerous."

Wu Yueru was apologetic.

To be honest, she didn't expect this to happen.

After returning from Jiang He's home in the morning, she immediately called all the teachers of the school, held a meeting, and informed the students of the matter. Then, these teachers told the students that "Jiang He is coming to the Martial Arts Academy to give lectures".

As a result, these students told their parents, relatives, and friends the news, and their parents, relatives, and friends told their friends the news. One spread the news to ten, ten to hundreds. In just half a day, almost the entire Lingzhou City knew about it.

Who is Jiang He?

China's number one powerhouse!

Patron Saint of China!

With his own strength, he killed the king of many beasts, the golden-winged roc, the crocodile dragon king and the two bear mobile phone kings,

Destroy the Heavenly Demon Cult that plagued many countries around the world with one's own power!

he……

With his own strength, he repelled the 500,000 army of the Heavenly Demons, and saved the Hua Kingdom from a catastrophe.

After the prince held a press conference two days ago and disclosed Jiang He's various deeds, Jiang He has completely become a legend and a myth in Huaguo, and this Jiang He came from Lingzhou City. Can you not get excited?

To be honest, this is the urgency of the lecture. It was announced at noon, and it will start at 7:00 pm. If it is announced two or three days in advance, people from the entire Lingzhou City may come.

And at this time...

Jiang He is also getting big for a while!

Traffic jam!

At the Martial Arts Academy, cars can't drive in at all.

On the road, there was a long queue of vehicles. Jiang He had planned to wait a while to see if the traffic would resume, but in the end...

The drivers of the cars in front of him threw down the car and started running towards the Martial Arts Academy. While running, they shouted loudly: "Hurry up, it's almost seven o'clock!"

"The lecture is about to start. Thinking that I will be able to see the legendary figures of our Lingzhou City with my own eyes later, I am a little excited..."

"Have you heard that Jiang He is not only powerful, but also very handsome!"

"Hehe, can I not know? To tell you the truth, I have actually met Jiang He several times. The daughter of my aunt's cousin's daughter-in-law's uncle married Jiang He's brother. His brother Now he is also an extraordinary awakener..."

This was said by a few people dressed as young women passing by the car.

There was even a young woman, with her face flushed, her legs crossed, and said coquettishly: "Sisters, don't talk about it, people who talk about it can't stand it..."

I am Nima!

on the sports car.

Jiang He's face turned green.

Are rumors so scary?

But thinking about it carefully, what they said... isn't too exaggerated.

That being the case, don't pursue it, this kind of rumor, let them say it.

Jiang He had no choice but to get out of the car, and put the sports car into the system backpack with a wave of his hand. At this time, the people who had just passed by the sports car looked at them with wide eyes. One of them pointed at Jiang He with a surprised face and was about to call out. However, Jiang He disappeared in a flash.

brush!

With a flash of his figure, he had already arrived at the sky above the Martial Arts Academy. After seeing clearly the crowds below him, Jiang He suddenly panicked.

There must be tens of thousands of people here, right?

It's just a lecture, is it necessary? In case I say the wrong thing later...

Jiang He could only transmit his spiritual thoughts to Wu Yueru first, and asked about the situation and follow-up arrangements.

"Mr. Jiang, our people have prepared a simple speech for you. You can just read it later... There will be reporters asking questions later. I have already greeted them. They will mainly ask questions. As for your personal situation, you can answer truthfully.”

Jiang He heaved a sigh of relief, and then stepped out from behind the clouds in the sky, and walked down into the sky.

With his hands on his back, his feet stepping on the void, he walked down from the high altitude step by step, as if there were invisible stairs under his feet.

"Look, it's Jiang He!"

Among the crowd, someone did not know who shouted. The next moment, all the noisy voices in the entire Martial Arts Academy fell silent, and everyone raised their heads and looked at the sky.

Those media reporters clicked and took pictures.

Soon, Jiang He landed on the high platform, and immediately a large group of reporters surrounded him. They chattered and asked questions, and Wu Yueru hurried over to control the scene, saying: "Brothers and sisters from the media, please don't Urgent, if you have any questions, I'll ask later..."

Finally, a group of reporters were persuaded to calm down.

Wu Yueru just picked up the microphone and said loudly: "All teachers and students of Martial Arts Academy, parents of students, and folks from Lingzhou City, today we are honored to have Jiang He, the legendary character of our Lingzhou City..."

She talked for four to five minutes, and after some polite words, she introduced Jiang He's "heroic deeds".

After the introduction, he handed the microphone to Jiang He.

Jiang He took the microphone and tried "Hi, Hey, Hey", and bursts of good-natured laughter came from the scene.

Jiang He glanced at the "speech paper" on the table, and said with a smile, "Today, at the invitation of President Wu, I came here specially to meet with you..."

Another polite remark.

After Jiang He read a few sentences, he couldn't read any more.

What is the difference between this thing and the "principal's speech" I heard when I was in school?

Moreover, the microphone is not very good at speaking, occasionally there will be a humming sound, so Jiang He directly throws the microphone away. With luck, he bites the bullet and reads the last few "polite words" speech. .

Next, it was Wu Yueru's turn to prepare for the news media. A reporter asked, "Mr. Jiang, we are all very curious...how did you cultivate?"

"It is said that you are only less than 25 years old this year. You are young, but you have already reached the heavens and the earth. Can you tell me how you usually practice?"

Jiang He: "..."

how……

Practicing?

Who the hell knows how I cultivate, anyway, it's just farming, and as you grow, you become stronger.

But this kind of thing, of course, can't be said, Jiang He knows that there is something called "idol effect", don't provoke a lot of young people who don't practice martial arts and go to farm, it will be a big crime.

So Jiang He decided to hide the matter of "farming can make you stronger", and immediately said: "To be honest, I haven't practiced much at ordinary times. My talent in cultivation is actually very poor. Every time I practice dozens of I didn’t get anything for a few minutes, so I stopped practicing altogether in the end, and usually just planted the land, and then I should eat, drink, and sleep.”

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became a little weird.

The reporter who asked the question obviously didn't expect Jiang He to answer like this, but her professionalism made her react immediately, and said with a smile: "Mr. Jiang really knows how to joke, you have such strength at such a young age. , how could the talent be bad?"

She quickly changed the subject and asked again: "Mr. Jiang, you have killed many beast kings one after another. It is said that you even came into contact with the murderer in Dadongshan. As a martial artist, you must often go to the wilderness area." ?”

"Actually, besides the teachers and students of our Martial Arts Academy, there are also many warriors here. Most of them may have never been in the wilderness where fierce beasts are raging. Can Mr. Jiang share with us the experience of traveling in the wilderness?" What about the district’s experience and precautions?”

The cameraman zoomed in and took a close-up of Jiang He.

The reporter handed the microphone to Jiang He.

Many martial artists at the scene suddenly became interested, but Cheng Dong's cover color in the crowd was weird...

Experience and precautions in the wilderness area?

Why don't you just ask this question to a warrior who often roams the wilderness, why are you asking Jiang He? When this guy went to the wilderness area, it was the same as traveling, and his experience was of no reference to other warriors.

Aren't you afraid that this kid will tell you "you must bring a barbecue grill and cumin powder barbecue material when you venture into the wilderness area"?

(PS: Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a recommendation ticket.)