Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

Jiang He finally gave up on the idea of ​​asking Cheng Dongfeng to try the effect of Chinese cabbage.

I heard that the Cheng family has a gossip line, now Cheng Dongfeng is the only one left, this guy is not married yet, if his swelling is relieved, wouldn't it mean that he will never be seen again?

At around 8:30, Mu Wanqiu and Wu Yueru came together.

After the red off-road vehicle slammed on the brakes at the door of Jiang He's house, Mu Wanqiu immediately jumped out of the car, rubbed his chest and said expectantly, "Jiang He, do you really have a way to make me smaller?"

"Not sure, that's why I asked you to try."

Jiang He spoke truthfully.

In my heart, there are some emotions.

woman...

It's troublesome, it's too small, it doesn't work, it's too big, men don't have this kind of trouble, Jiang He never complains about being big.

Wu Yueru was also sitting in Mu Wanqiu's car, followed by two large trucks.

The big truck stopped, and Jiang He directed the second fool, the third fool, and the seven gourd baby brothers to start moving cucumbers onto the truck. One cat, one dog, and the seven brothers were not weak in cultivation. Move sixty or seventy.

and……

The reason why they moved sixty or seventy cucumbers was not that they couldn't move too many cucumbers, but that it was difficult to move.

"Good seedling!"

Wu Yueru's eyes lit up, and she glanced at the seven Cucurbita brothers, and said, "Mr. Jiang, you adopted these seven children? I saw that they moved so many things, they still walked vigorously, and their energy and blood were stable. They should be Good seedlings who practice martial arts, how about sending them to the Martial Arts Academy to learn martial arts?"

Jiang He laughed and said, "Your Martial Arts Academy can't teach them."

"It's just seven or eight-year-old children, why can't our Martial Arts Academy teach them?"

Wu Yueru was puzzled, she looked carefully at the seven gourd baby brothers, she couldn't help being taken aback, and said in shock: "Why do they look exactly the same?"

"Septuplets, of course they look the same."

Jiang He talks nonsense,

You can't tell her the truth, can you?

"impossible!"

Wu Yueru called the seven gourd baby brothers to stop, walked around them, and carefully sized up the seven little brats, seeing that the seven brothers looked exactly the same except for the different colors of their bellybands and gourd hair ornaments. Immediately, he was shocked and murmured: "Septuplets are rare in a hundred years, but there are only seven of them who look exactly the same in the whole world."

She continued to speak, wanting to take the seven brothers to study at the Martial Arts Academy, Jiang He felt dizzy for a while...

Why are you staring at these seven little guys?

After you don't go, tear down your Martial Arts Academy.

Jiang He was thinking about a showdown with Wu Yueru, when he heard a "hetui" sound from the gate, and then saw a blue knife light shooting towards the distance, and with a puff sound, it split seven feet. Eight houses.

Boom!

Houses collapsed and dust flew everywhere.

Jiang He stepped outside and saw Siwa who was holding a cucumber looking like he had done something wrong. He lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Jiang He, and said in a low voice, "Grandpa, I just accidentally sneezed."

"Accidentally sneezed?"

Jiang He said with a dark face: "The power of the sword you spit out now is almost as powerful as that of a warrior in the US dollar realm. If you accidentally sneezed in the urban area, wouldn't you have to hack hundreds of people to death?"

"If you seven brothers sneezed together, wouldn't you want to slaughter a whole city?"

Siwa lowered her head and did not speak.

Jiang He sighed, and said, "You are not weak now, you must learn to control your own strength, and practice more after you finish moving the cucumbers."

"Understood, Grandpa."

Siwa responded obediently.

"There are six of you, and you need to practice more."

The other six brothers all should be.

Behind Jiang He, Wu Yueru, who followed, parted her red lips slightly, her eyes were full of horror. Jiang He turned his head, thinking that Wu Yueru was shocked by seeing Siwa's "combat strength", and immediately smiled and said, "Dean Wu, you also saw it. , Although these seven little guys are not very old, they are all warriors in the realm of supernatural powers, and the exercises they practice are quite special, so they are not suitable for you to practice at your martial arts academy."

However, Wu Yueru's focus is not here.

She came back to her senses, looked Jiang He up and down, and said in surprise, "Mr. Jiang, these seven children... just called you grandpa?"

"..."

Jiang He's face darkened, and he didn't want to talk to Wu Yueru.

Seeing that Jiang He didn't want to talk about it, Wu Yueru didn't want to ask more questions, but her mind was filled with craziness...Jiang He has a grandson?

Could it be that he is not so young as he appears on the surface, but his real age is actually an old man?

Probably!

After all, with Jiang He's strength, it is not difficult to maintain his current appearance even if he is hundreds of years old, let alone decades!

Back in the courtyard, Wu Yueru pulled Mu Wanqiu aside, and said in a low voice, "Honey, I may have discovered something terrible..."

The two women whispered and looked at Jiang He from time to time with extremely weird eyes. Jiang He didn't bother to care about it, nor did he bother to explain. At this moment, Aoi had already fried a plate of cabbage. Jiang He called Mu Wanqiu and said, "You have a taste."

"This is... Chinese cabbage?"

Mu Wanqiu was puzzled, she knew that Jianghe's big eggplants could help her get smaller, she had eaten them before, and it worked, but it was a pity that Jianghe said they were bigger and better looking, so he didn't sell her more eggplants.

At this moment, with a skeptical attitude, he took a bite of cabbage, his eyes lit up, and he said, "It tastes really good..."

As he spoke, he ate again.

Seeing this, Wu Yueru also started to move her chopsticks. Jiang He hurriedly stopped her and said, "Two beauties, take it easy, don't wait until you become an airport and ask me for compensation."

Startled, the two women quickly suppressed their appetite and put down their chopsticks.

Jiang He, on the other hand, stared carefully at a certain place between the two of them, observing the changes in size.

About 5 minutes after the two of them finished eating the cabbage, a certain place began to shrink. Jiang He scanned it with mental strength. It became more rounded and firmer."

strong?

Maybe this thing is more suitable for men to eat?

The two girls blushed immediately, and Mu Wanqiu said coquettishly, "Bah, rascal."

Jiang He was unhappy, and said speechlessly, "Miss Mu, as the so-called doctor's parents' heart, my current status is barely considered a plastic surgeon as far as you are concerned? How can you slander me like this?"

He changed his voice and said, "President Wu doesn't need to continue to eat, the size is just right, round and firm enough, Miss Mu... If you dislike it too much, you can actually continue to eat."

Wu Yueru blushed even more, she couldn't stand Jiang He's teasing.

That is to say, Jiang He is handsome and handsome, but if she was ugly, she would have slapped him long ago, got up quickly, and said shyly, "Mr. Jiang, I'll go and see if they packed the cucumbers well."

After Wu Yueru left, Mu Wanqiu ate a few mouthfuls of Chinese cabbage.

She was very cautious, for fear that the enlarged part would return to its original flat state. After half an hour, Mu Wanqiu finally adjusted the size. Her face was full of joy and joy, and she supported the place with both hands. , jumped a few times on purpose, let them swing up and down, looked at Jiang He proudly, and said with his head held high, as if to show off.

Jiang He laughed, and said, "Miss Mu, please don't play with fire, be careful not to burn yourself."

Mu Wanqiu immediately restrained herself a lot.

Jiang He pondered for a few seconds, then tentatively asked: "Miss Mu, to tell the truth, the real effect of the Chinese cabbage I bred is to diuresis and reduce swelling... Now the effect of reducing swelling has been manifested, I don't know this Lishui..."

Hearing this, Mu Wanqiu touched her face and arms a few times with her fingers, and said pleasantly, "My skin seems to be much more supple..."

Skin... supple?

So this "beneficial water" means, is this?

Jiang He felt a little lost.

Seeing this situation, Mu Wanqiu was a little puzzled, and asked back, while Jiang He said, "It's nothing, I just remembered some unhappy things."

When he came outside, he found that more than 100,000 catties of cucumbers were almost loaded into the car.

The large trucks found were almost full.

There are about 20 tons of Chinese cabbage. The key is that this thing is bulky and takes up a lot of space. It can't be pulled by a truck. When the truck pulling cucumbers returns, it takes another trip to pull them all away.

"This cucumber and Chinese cabbage are spiritual plants that I have spent a lot of energy and painstaking efforts to cultivate. The cucumber has the effects of detoxifying, enhancing qi and blood, and enhancing mental power. In addition to the effect of treating water and reducing swelling, ordinary cabbage Taking it by warriors who are extraordinary and awakened can also enhance their physical fitness and mental strength, these things are my heart, take them back and give them to the teachers and students of the academy."

Wu Yueru bowed to express her gratitude, and the image of Jiang He in her heart suddenly became fuller and taller.

Jiang He smiled and said: "By the way, try not to give this Chinese cabbage to girls, otherwise it will turn into an airport, and I'm afraid someone will find me desperately."

The two women chuckled.

soon.

Jiang He, who had sent off Wu Yueru and Mu Wanqiu, returned to the villa. At this time, Aoi and Boya Hancock had just prepared breakfast, including steamed buns, longya rice porridge, and a boiled Chinese cabbage.

After breakfast, Jiang He drove to the city, bought a large number of "flags", and almost emptied all the "plates" in the tableware store.

At about 12:00 noon, Jiang He returned home and began to make the "Zhapan Banner".

Soon, night fell again.

Inside the farm, Jiang He looked at the icons in the system backpack representing the "array board", "array flag" and the number *10000 behind the icon, and nodded in satisfaction.

"10,000 formation flag disks are enough for me to use for a long time."

It was still early, Jiang He decided to set up the big formation to protect the house first.

That is to protect the big array, so of course we can't cut corners. Jiang He spent a full 1,000 flags and 50,000 rough stones to arrange the array. And when the great formation is formed, in an instant, within a radius of a hundred miles, the vitality of the heavens and the earth surged madly, and the phantoms of the great formation soared into the sky.

"hidden!"

Jiang He mobilized his mana to conceal the four large formations, and produced some jade charms, which were divided among the second, third, and seven calabash brothers, as well as Boya Hancock and Aoi.

"If you hold the jade talisman, you won't trigger the big formation. Otherwise, once the big formation is triggered, I guess even if you are in the tribulation realm, you will have to drink a pot."

He raised his head and glanced at the starry sky channel in the sky...

"Forget it, these four large formations have just been formed, and they have exhausted the vitality of the world within a hundred miles. I will arrange the formations on the side of the starry sky channel after a while."

He returned to the farm and took a look at the "Mosquito Slaying Sword".

"This Mosquito Sword grows too slowly, doesn't it?"

"That's all, let it grow slowly. I will set off tomorrow morning. I will go to the headquarters of the Super Energy Research Department in Kyoto City first, and then I will go overseas to help them catch the beast king and see if I can find a yuan Let's kill the big monster in the God Realm and snatch a demon pill or something..."

…………

at the same time!

Overseas, above the ocean.

A few figures suddenly appeared, driving the sword light, and flew towards Huaguo.

These people are the masters of Penglai Xianzong, and the Jiulong Daoist is also among them. In addition to Jiulong Daoist, there are three other people, including two Yuanshen Realm Dzogchen and one Daoist Daoist.

They pierced through the night sky, and after entering the territory of Huaguo, they flew into a mountain range.

Inside the lofty mountains, there was a brilliance of formations, and Zhong Wanshan, the deputy suzerain of Wanjianzong, greeted him, and said with a laugh: "It turns out that they are some Taoist friends from Penglai Xianzong... Hurry up, please come in."

Zhong Wanshan brought Jiulong Daoist and other four masters of Penglai Xianzong into Wanjianzong, prepared the immortal wine and pastries, and after some chatting and pleasantries, he mentioned Jianghe. When Jianghe was mentioned, Zhong Wanshan gritted his teeth angrily.

He sneered, and said: "Let him enjoy himself for half a day first, and tomorrow, I will go with fellow Taoists from the Penglai Immortal Sect to meet Jiang He for a while."

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