Feng Mang

Chapter 3:    Everything "hits"

Translator: Aafkee

Proofreader: ChaiTea

A luxurious private vehicle moved along the road slowly. Sitting at the back of the car was the trump card of Zhong Ding Films and TV Company, Executive Producer Liang Jing, and beside him was an actress, who had not been in the profession too long but had a very strong background, Tao Yunyun. Liang Jing had been an executive producer, a director, and had produced many masterpieces. Needless to say, his influence within this circle was undeniable. But this time, he had no choice but to warn Tao Yunyun, making an exception to his usually reserved self. “This film was personally planned by CEO Wang, the main characters have all been determined by him without involvement from the director. Don’t even think about being the female lead and focus on getting a role that can appeal to the masses instead. It all depends on your performance today. You need to know that CEO Wang doesn’t usually accept any one-on-one meetings with actors and actresses. I could only get thirty minutes with him with the excuse of wanting to talk to him about films.” Tao Yunyun bit her crimson lips lightly, “Then… does CEO Wang have any special hobbies?” “Don’t even think about any special hobbies and whatnot. He is an especially simple and serious person. Even if there are unwritten rules, they are not for you to take advantage of,” he warned. Tao Yunyun was still worried, “Then, he must have something he dislikes, right? Why don’t you tell me what type of person he dislikes? So I can avoid stepping on his landmines.” Liang Jing gave it some thought and said, cautiously, “Firstly, he hates perverted playboys and improper punks. Although that is directed against males, you should still maintain dignity and composure. Secondly, he hates people who love to brag and are extremely smug. You must pay attention while keeping a low profile and remaining humble. Thirdly, he hates slowpokes and people who are always taking their own sweet time., You better be nimble with both your words and actions. Fourthly, he hates people who are cunning and always calculating. You better not show off how shrewd you are. Also, he is an atheist, he hates people who are really eccentric. Remember not to say anything about your superstitious beliefs.” Tao Yunyun was getting a headache, “Oh god. Isn’t that too demanding?” “You’re calling this demanding?” Liang Jing’s mouth twitched, “Do you know what his requirements for his male leads are? Height of 180 cm, a hip circumference of 102.9, a thigh length of 58.5 and a calf length of 51.7; nothing more, nothing less.”
Tao Yunyun widened her eyes, “No way? That inflexible?” “It can’t be helped, he’s a science graduate. He has an unhealthy obsession with numbers and data. Besides, the film has many action scenes and shots of the male lead’s legs. It is also a big production where each scene is extremely meticulous since there is a heavy emphasis on visual effects.” “He might as well go find a model,” Tao Yunyun said. Liang Jing snorted, “Do you think I have not tried finding one? The problem is, I can’t even find one that fits all those conditions! I have been casting so much recently that my head is only filled with numbers now. I can, basically, tell your three measurements in just one glance.” “For real?” Tao Yunyun remained sceptical. Liang Jing stated three numbers confidently, “93, 62, 95.” Tao Yunyun covered her mouth, “You… Just how much suffering have you gone through to the point of being able to function as a human scanner?” “I suspect he is deliberately making it difficult for me. Where am I going to find such a body that defies logic? How can a person with a height of 180 have a pair of legs that are 110? How can he achieve a hip circumference of 103? Even if those two conditions are met, how about 58.5? And 51.7? You may not even get such specific measurements even if you try to make the person from a mold! That is practically impossi-... impossb-...” Liang Jing was lamenting with him facing outside the window when his face became pale all of a sudden. There was a pair of long legs being hung upside down on the fence, the exposed lower back perfectly displayed a sexy hip wrapped by a pair of jeans. 180, 102.9, 58.5, 51.7… If not for his eye socket holding his eyeballs in, they would have leapt out. “Quick, turn at the corner in front and get me to the side of the driveway!”