Give You Two Green Hats

Chapter 32

Playboy (2)

Translated by Jev Kaez
Edited by Jev Kaez

Looking at Lu Yi’s eyes and then at those things that were packaged, Li Tang’s felt a little bit distressed: “Can’t we just have a good time together and a good break up? Do you have to do things so ruthlessly?”

Lu Yi looked at him as if looking at a mentally retarded person, Li Tang really said something like good together good break up. He said coldly: “Do you want to buy or not, I have to do business if you don’t.”

Speaking of doing business, Li Tang remembered something, and he asked bluntly: “Lu Yi, are you short of money?”

The scene in the hospital that day emerged in his mind. Li Tang said, “I know that you and your family are in a bad relationship. If you are short of money, you can ask me for help.”

He glanced at the dormitory again: “The things I gave you are not worth a lot of money. Then, how much money you want, I will give you, you keep these things.”

Although he himself didn’t remember what he gave out, someone remembered it for him.

Lu Yi sold these things, which always made him feel inexplicable.

Lu Yi looked at him speechlessly, he really didn’t know where Li Tang’s self-confidence came from.

He cleared his throat and said in a business-like tone: “Li Tang, I dated you before, you should also know that I am not the kind of person who takes advantage of others.”

Li Tang thought about it for a while. Indeed, Lu Yi behaved very well here. He never asked him what valuable things he wanted. The other party would also find a way to return the gift. The price was not necessarily expensive, but with just one look, you could know it was done with the heart.

But Lu Yi was not the first person to do this to him. This kind of person said that he didn’t need money, but the real purpose was to make more money.

Lu Yi corrected him: “You misunderstood. I didn’t mean that. I mean, I don’t need charity from others. If you are willing to do this business, you can pay with one hand and deliver with the other. If you don’t want to, then I´ll just find someone else. OK? You said, can’t we have a good time together and a good break up? Why do you bother?”

He also wants to sell these things early and get the first pot of gold. Li Tang’s blocking him to make money here was simply an eyesore.

Li Tang widened his eyes in disbelief, pointed at himself, and pointed at Lu Yi: “What did you just say, am I pestering you?”

My God, what did he hear, a man who wanted to die for him actually said that he was pestering him? Hey, feelings changed his mind and wanted to use this special way to attract his attention.

Li Tang’s tone was cold and coldly reminded the youth before him: “You are afraid that you have a bad memory, but you begged me so hard that I would not break up with you.”

Lu Yi did not deny: “Yes, I had water in my head before, so I drank pesticides. Now the pesticides are poured out together with the water in my head. When I see you now, I think of how blind I was. So don’t pester me anymore, okay?”

He couldn’t see any admiration for Li Tang in his eyes: “You know, I am a human being after all, not a fly, and I don’t have a hobby of being around something all day long.”

What flies like to surround, of course, is shit, this was a disguised equating Li Tang with that smelly excrement.

Li Tang was not stupid at all, on the contrary, he was very clever, he could hear Lu Yi’s meaning in a second.

He remembered that Lu Yi was on the debate team before, but he didn’t expect that the sharp teeth of the other party would be use on him one day.

You, you, you, you, after a long time, suffocated one sentence: “Lu Yi, when did you become so vulgar?”

Vulgar, this was the first time someone has used the term to Lu Yi.

But to deal with shameless and unreasonable people, it was useless to behave in a proper way.

With such a sentence popping into Lu Yi’s mind, he always felt as if someone had said something similar before, but he just didn’t remember who said it.

He was taken aback for a while, and he realized that Li Tang had been delayed with him for so long, and he didn’t buy anything. It was a waste of his precious time.

He took a step back and turned around to close the door of the dormitory.

He was still not able to close smoothly, because Li Tang quickly pulled out the door with his eyes and hands, and then blocked it with his body: “Aren´t you a man. so don’t escape. Let’s make it clear.”

“I think I have made it very clear, whether you buy it or not, and I will close the door if you don’t buy it.”

He felt that the one with water in his head was not only the original Lu Yi, but also this Li Tang.

“I buy it, I want it! You are not allowed to sell it to others!”

He could still mess with business on campus, but he was not the king of heaven. Now that the Internet was so developed, if the other party put things on the Internet for sale, where will he put his face?

“Then you wait a moment.” Lu Yi entered the room, took a calculator, and snapped a series of numbers: “Thanks for your patronage, a total of 50,000 yuan.”

Li Tang subconsciously said: “So expensive?!”

Lu Yi didn’t ask him for any valuables at all, and it was recognized that it was a discount of 60 thousand yuan. Could it be that Lu Yi was slaughtering people?

Lu Yi looked at him with a weird look: “If you can’t afford it, what do you pretend to be?”

Li Tang blurted out: “That’s not because of you!”

If it was set aside and 60,000 yuan was taken out, his eyes would not blink. It was because Lu Yi committed suicide and there was too much noise, his aunt who was the deputy dean sued his parents.

The elders discussed and concluded that, because he was given too much pocket money, although his grandparents who loved him secretly gave him money, Li Tang definitely couldn’t be as lavish as before.

In addition, he recently changed his laptop to better play gamed, and he spent more than 100,000 yuan. He always felt that he was at a disadvantage when he had to spend more than 60,000 yuan to buy Lu Yi’s rags.

Lu Yi’s tone was calm, but he didn’t listen at all. “What about you? That’s your business. If you don’t have money to buy it, please go out. Don’t stand in my way.”

Li Tang’s face was slightly distorted, and he began to try another way to bargain: “Lu Yi, you have changed. You weren’t this kind of person before. Do you only have money in your eyes?”

Lu Yi’s eyebrows were cold and right: “I’m sorry, I always only have money in my eyes. I was just blinded by shit before, and it’s better to see money clearly.”

Li Tang succeeded in grasping the wrong point, and he asked incredulously: “You said I was shit, why did you become so rude?!”

Where was the Lu Yi who was shy in front of him before?

“You said it yourself, I haven’t said that.” Lu Yi’s mobile phone rang a beep. He walked into the bedroom, picked up the mobile phone and looked at it, and found that it was a product that had been hung out before. Someone asked about the situation.

“After talking so much, do you buy it or not? If you don’t buy it, I will sell it to others.”

“I said I bought everything, who doesn’t have eyes like this.”

Li Tang’s words reminded Lu Yi one thing. The gift that the original owner did not give was not easy to sell in the school, but the gift that Li Tang gave him was still very popular.

After all, Li Tang had a great influence in the school. There were many people who liked him, and there must be some people who didn´t like him. They must be very happy to spend a small price to get make Li Tang angry.

“I have dozens of seconds. If you can’t give me a positive answer, I’ll be sure to sell the item.” Lu Yi turned his back to Li Tang, raised his right hand, and started counting from his thumb to the palm of his hand. “Ten, nine ,Eight……”

“I buy, I will transfer money to you!”

Lu Yi’s countdown, in Li Tang’s ears, was almost like a hell messenger. Isn’t it money? Any problem that can be solved with money was not a problem for him.

With impulsiveness, Li Tang bought back all the gifts he once gave to Lu Yi, including the necklace that Lu Yi could not give out a week ago.

After squeezing all those things into Li Tang’s hands, the money and goods were cleared, Lu Yi pushed the people out strongly, and closed the door mercilessly, leaving Li Tang alone at the door holding a bunch of things in a daze.

At this point, Lu Yi’s roommates came back. Although they were in class, they were now in their junior year. The attendance was only for the class rate. Most people’s minds were on their mobile phones, not the teachers and blackboards.

The entire academy was so big, and it was a matter of this grade. If there was any bigger excitement, it could be uploaded to most of the academy.

For example, when Lu Yi came back, they knew about it half an hour ago. They just thought about the end of the class. They simply waited until the end, got out, bought some delicious food, and went back to comfort the roommate who had returned from the hospital.

As a result, when they came back, they saw Li Tang standing at the door of their dormitory, still holding a lot of things in his arms.

They live in the same dormitory, and Lu Yi and Li Tang’s troubles were also in their eyes. They all know how precious Lu Yi treated these things given by Li Tang.

And just a few days before Lu Yi committed suicide, they didn’t need to say how he had taken great care to prepare a birthday present for Li Tang.

Although feelings were a matter of two people, as roommates, seeing Lu Yi’s intentions being despised by the other party, their perception of Li Tang was not much better.

Someone who had a bad temper directly sprayed: “Li Tang, you still have to be shameless. The things you gave out after you split up have the face to come back. I really didn’t expect you to be this kind of person.”

The other two roommates also echoed: “That is, Lu Yi didn’t return the gift, and he was embarrassed to come back because he was not worth a few dollars.”

Li Tang was first cursed by Lu Yi, and then accused by Lu Yi’s roommates of shame. He was pointed and cursed by several people throughout the day, and the whole person was not good.

Lu Yi was fine. After all, Lu Yi committed suicide for him. It was inevitable to have grievances in his heart. Love was deeply hateful, but what was the matter with these roommates.

Under the repeated bombardment of his roommates, he finally couldn’t help but explode: “What a face, I bought it, and it cost 60,000 yuan!”

Suddenly, the whole world fell silent.

Li Tang finally breathed a sigh of relief, but he sensitively discovered something wrong. Because the eyes of Lu Yi’s roommates had changed when they looked at him, it was an expression of being taken aback.

Although they didn’t say anything, Li Tang still interpreted a sentence from the expressions of these three people: This person actually spent 60,000 yuan on these things, he was not only scumbag but also stupid.