Give You Two Green Hats

"Infatuated" actor (2)

Translated by Jev Kaez
Edited by Jev Kaez

Lu Yi obviously realized the ambiguity of what he said: “I didn’t mean that, in fact, we are both victims.”

He paused and said: “You were inside just now, and you didn’t see that the guest of 409 was surrounded by a bunch of media, and the guest of 409 was He Xiao.”

A man who looked somewhat similar to Lu Xingchen repeated questioningly: “He Xiao? Who is that?”

Lu Yi looked at him in surprise: “you don´t know He Xiao? The newly promoted national brother, he is the headliner of entertainment news now. By the way, he played Luo Bing in the XX Times.”

He Xiao was now in the limelight. He had become popular for acting in TV dramas. Compared with the film niche with a high position and starting point, the actors of TV dramas were closer to the people, and the audience’s recognition was also higher.

Even if you were not in the entertainment circle, seeing He Xiao, you would say that this was the so-and-so in “XX Times”.

Kong Si continued: “I haven’t seen it; I haven’t heard it.”

How was he supposed to know who He Xiao was? Besides, he didn’t watch TV series, and didn’t know what the XX Times was at all.

Lu Yi dug into Lu Xingchen’s memory and found that until now, there was no one named Kong Si in Lu Xingchen’s memory.

But if he wasn’t wrong, the man in front of him was the actor Kong Si who would be with He Xiao in the future.

He asked the other person, “My name is Lu Xingchen, what is your name?”

Kong Si looked at this face that looked a little like himself, and replied in a complicated mood: “Kong Si.”

That was the person He Xiao liked, he was right, this was He Xiao´s   future partner.

Lu Yi thought to himself, although he was unlucky and became an eighteenth-line star of an ordinary family and lost his body on the first day, but he succeeded in cutting off He Xiao’s future partner. Things were half done.

“I didn’t mean to question you. Yesterday I wanted to fight for a role, but I was filled with wine. The wine was mixed with things. I was helped to a room that didn’t belong to me. When someone opened the door, I ran out with all my strength.”

He recalled the situation before: “At that time, I just saw this door being opened, so I rushed in, and then locked the door, and the rest of the matter, it´s completely fragmented, I just thought, maybe you can remember more clearly the situation at that time.”

Kong Si said in a slightly unkind tone: “I was drunk, opened the door, went into the bathroom and vomited, and then remembered that I hadn’t closed the door yet, and when I was about to lock the door, I was rushed by a lunatic.”

Although his sexual orientation was also gay, he had always been clean and self-conscious. Things like drunk sex shouldn’t happen to him at all, and what the hell was that he was the one who was below.

Yes, if it hadn’t been because he couldn’t get rid of a face similar to himself, he would have hit this man’s face with a punch long ago.

Lu Yi took a deep breath and said, “This is also a kind of fate. I will definitely be responsible for what I have done.”

Kong Si’s tone collapsed a bit, and he asked in a bad way: “Who wants you to be responsible, what is fate, let me do you to give it a try?”

Lu Yi retorted: “The fate is that I rushed out and went to this room. At the right time and at the right place, you appeared in my life, and then…”

He didn’t finish the rest of the story. Anyway, the two knew well: “And you are also cooperating, aren’t you? I’m not completely forcing you.”

Drunk chaotic sex is based on the initiative of two people. Although he was drugged at the time, his strength was not particularly strong, and the other party should have enjoyed it.

He eased his tone: “Look, my name is Lu Yi, not Lu Xingchen. Since my parents have named me this name, I am worthy of it, and I can do it if you don’t want me to be responsible…”

Hearing that Lu Yi didn’t want to be responsible; Kong Si was even more unhappy: “you said you would be responsible? And you didn’t just say that your name is Lu Xingchen, how come you suddenly became Lu Yi.”

Lu Yi explained: “My stage name is Lu Xingchen, because the company said that my real name is too common to be memorable. Most of the artists will change their names after debut. My real name is Lu Yi, the Lu of ‘land’, and the Yi of ‘zero’”

“If you don’t believe me, I can find my ID card.”

“No, you should be an artist with no reputation.” It may be because of a bad mood, and Kong Si was not merciful when he spoke.

Lu Yi said frankly, “Yes, I don’t have much reputation right now, I’m just a small artist of the 18th line.”

When the original body was the hottest, he slept with the flow niche He Xiao, and then it went black.

“Then do you have money?”

Lu Yi looked at his clothes and thought about the original owner’s income: “I only have 5,000 yuan in savings left. If you want, I can give it to you.”

Kong Si couldn’t help rolling his eyes, but he was good-looking, and looked very cute when he rolling his eyes: “Then how are you going to be responsible for me, selling your body or selling your kidneys?”

Lu Yi said seriously: “I plan to quit the entertainment industry and develop my side business. Soon I will be rich. I can support you and be responsible for you.”

Because of family education, Lu Yi did not support having sex before marriage. Needless to say, Yu Ke was gone on the day of their marriage.

Thinking of Yu Ke, Lu Yi’s eyes were a little bit dim, but looking at Kong Si in front of him, he regained his energy. This was the first person he had slept with in his more than 20 years, and the first person the original owner slept with too.

He was a responsible person. No matter what the reason was, if he slept on someone else’s body, he would take the responsibility.

Kong Si should be natural fond of men, because straight men would feel nauseous and collapse the first time this happens, but Kong Si did not, he was only because of accidents and entanglements in his posture.

If the other person needed him to take responsibility for his feelings, he would try hard, accept and fall in love with the other person.

If the other party didn´t need him to be emotionally responsible, then he would also make a certain amount of financial compensation at that time. If the other party felt that this was just an accident and giving money was a humiliation, he would choose to apologize politely and then withdraw from the other party’s life.

Kong Si thought the man in front of him named Lu Yi was funny, they just slept: “These days, who cares about this…”

The second half of his sentence was silent in Lu Yi’s serious eyes: “Are you serious, not kidding?” In fact, he really cared about this, because it was his first-time last night.

“I am not kidding.”

Kong Si’s nonchalant tone suddenly became serious: “But we didn’t know each other before. You don’t even know who I am or what personality I have. So, you said you should be responsible to me. Do you know what responsibility is? In ancient times, in this situation, people who sleep together have to get married.”

“Then get married.” Lu Yi said seriously.

“Don’t regret what you said!” Although he had a quiet face, Kong Si’s temper was really not very good.

Lu Yi said very seriously: “I won’t regret it.”

Eight hours later, at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the staff member who handled the marriage certificate said: “Brothers who are related cannot get married.”

“Who is related by blood? My surname is Kong, and his surname is Lu. My mother gave birth to me. These days, does the law forbid people to marry someone that looks like them?”

The staff member said: “It´s better to do a check first, it will be very soon.”

Kong Si said: “Check before you come.”

He mainly checked the physical health of the two people to make sure that there was no infectious disease or the like. By the way, he did a DNA comparison and asked an acquaintance to expedite it.

The staff looked at Kong Si, then at Lu Yi, and stamped the red notebook.

When he came out with the little red book, Kong Si glanced at the man next to him and then at the pictures of the two people. He thought to himself that he must be crazy.