I Advise You To Like Me As Soon As Possible

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Without further ado, Ning Wan called Fu Zheng early the next morning, and then joined Liu Guizhen, who was holding a chicken. The three of them took a taxi and drove all the way to the chicken farm in the suburbs.

Ning Wan had contacted the master of the chicken farm in advance, and the journey was very smooth. The only variable was that when she wanted to enter the capon, Liu Guizhen was suddenly unwilling.

"I... I should go first."

Ning Wan became anxious: "Aunt Liu, you..." The problem was solved with just one step, so how could you go back on it?

"No no, lawyer Ning, I'm willing to let you castrate the chickens, but I...I won't go in..." She shook her head repeatedly, "I can't see blood, and I usually don't even dare to kill fish at home. Let me watch this chicken get castrated, I'm afraid..."

Hearing what she said, Ning Wan breathed a sigh of relief, and she said generously, "Then auntie, take a walk around first. There is a farmers' market to the west of the chicken farm that you can visit. We'll call you when we're ready."

"Then this chicken..."

"Just give the chicken to Fu Zheng."

As soon as Liu Guizhen heard this, she immediately shoved the big cock into Fu Zheng's arms, then turned around happily...

Since Fu Zheng entered the chicken farm, he had put on a mask, but unfortunately he was so smoked by the smell of the chicken farm that he almost ascended to the sky, and just when he felt that everything had reached the worst trough, life began to treat him again. A hammer blow, telling him that there could be worse...

He was desperately trying to hold his breath, but the sky fell into a disaster. Before Fu Zheng could react, a hot and heavy chicken butt with the smell of fresh chicken excrement was indiscriminately stuffed into his arms. For a moment, Fu Zheng felt that his mental health and physical health had been greatly impacted.

Ning Wan obviously didn't care about Fu Zheng's mental health. She walked directly into the capon master's workbench, and then turned around and shouted to Fu Zheng, "Why are you standing still? Come in!"

...

Fu Zheng took a deep breath, glanced at the energetic chicken in his arms, and carried it carefully into the room. He was trying his best to build his own psychology. It's alright, Fu Zheng, relax and wait for the chicken to beat. Anesthesia on the castration table, this nightmare is over, persistence is victory...

It's a pity that the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny.

"Come on, hold the chicken down, hold it tight, the chicken might struggle when it's castrated."

Fu Zheng raised his eyes and looked at Ning Wan: "Don't you know how to take anesthesia?"

"What kind of anesthesia, Master Fu, do you think capons are the same as castrated pet cats, cats and dogs, and the anesthetic is so delicate." Ning Wan rolled her eyes, "Do you know how many roosters are in a chicken farm? You Do you know how many chickens the master castrated a day?"

"You probably don't know why chicken farms need capons."

"I know." Fu Zheng pursed his lips and said calmly, "In order to prevent large-scale chicken crows from disturbing the people."

"Hahahaha." Ning Wan couldn't hide her ridicule, she looked at Fu Zheng teasingly, "You are really a young master."

"The capon in the chicken farm is to prevent the chickens from crowing. Look at how remote the chicken farm is, and there are no residential areas around. The capon is simply to make the rooster lose male hormones and become more docile. Less aggressive and less active, the chicken loses muscle, gains fat, and gets bigger to make a better broiler!"

"..."

"Okay, okay, hurry up, hold the chicken down! If the farm's own chickens were castrated when they were young roosters, the master would just hold it down with one hand, but now this chicken is big and fierce, master You can't hold it down with one hand, you help to press it together, remember! Press it firmly! Otherwise, when the chicken is cutting eggs, if the chicken struggles to peck you, I can't save you!"

"..."

He is a dignified big par with an hourly salary of 8,000, a compound comprehensive talent, a global scarce resource, and a senior lawyer who used to see his mood only after others made an appointment. As a result, the woman in front of her turned out to be a waste of money. To press the chicken? ? ? Fu Zheng felt that he was about to suffocate for a moment.

Unfortunately, Ning Wan didn't notice this. She turned around and brought a bib: "Come on, take off your suit and put this on."

Fu Zheng glanced at the bib, which was not very clean, and clearly refused: "No need."

An elegant and extravagant man cannot wear such unsanitary clothes. Fu Zheng firmly believes that even if he is forced to do such an indecent thing to hold a chicken because of his life, his innate temperament and connotation It can make him look elegant and different even in a messy job.

On the other side, Ning Wan folded her hands and started talking softly to the chicken, as if she was doing psychological construction for the chicken before castration: "Brother chicken, although you will not be a complete man in the future, you will be a little less. , but saved lives, and it was totally worth the sacrifice."

At this moment, her voice gradually became softer, and Fu Zheng approached slightly, and then finally heard clearly what she was saying--

"Also, there is an injustice and a debt to the owner. Remember, it is this man who is holding you to castrate you, not me. Don't peck me later, please..."

"..." Fu Zheng felt that he was numb when he was angry. Was this Ning Wan too arrogant? Standing here alone is not deaf.

...

And when he finally came out of the chicken farm, Fu Zheng felt as if he had died once.

Ning Wan is right, this cock is big and fierce

At first, he held it on his chest and looked around, but as soon as he was pressed on the castrated workbench, he probably sensed the danger, and the rooster started a Jedi counterattack. For a while, the chicken feathers flew around and the chicken croaked sharply. Everything was available. , Fu Zheng was still concerned about the image at first, and was obsessed with elegance. He believed that even if a person with a good family education was in the adversity of a chicken farm, he could not lose his air, and he was calm and composed, which is what an elegant man should do.

But, the final reality is—

"Ning Wan! Help me hold down this chicken together!"

"Ning Wan!!! Help me!!! Ning Wan!! Where are you?!!"

"Chicken is going to run!!!"

"Block me, this chicken wants to peck me!"

"Ning Wan!!!!"

...

The whole process of capon actually only took ten minutes, but Fu Zheng felt as if he had experienced a century of waiting.

It's no wonder that so many neurotic literary and artistic killers say that waiting is the initial old age. Fu Zheng thinks that these killers may indeed have great wisdom, because after only ten minutes, he feels that he is already ten years old.

tired.

really tired.

Doing a case with a target amount of tens of millions of dollars is not so tiring even for a month.

If you want to destroy a person, don't hit his body, just destroy his spirit, that's right. Fu Zheng looked at his suit jacket that smelled of chicken feathers and chicken excrement again, and felt that he was about to be destroyed.

*****

On the way back to the community with Chicken and Liu Guizhen, Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng beside her. The delicate young master had a silent expression on his face as he was burning paper. He didn't say a word during the whole process, and vividly explained one sentence on his face— Some are alive, but already dead...

Although Ning Wan disliked Fu Zheng's young master's style, and even hated this type of pre-determined contestant who was parachuted in order to brush up his resume, but looking at Fu Zheng's devastated appearance, she couldn't bear it for a while. Liu Guizhen and the new hen-in-law sent them off, and Ning Wan thought about it, but she found her conscience and opened her mouth.

"Officially speaking, the main job content of community lawyers is actually to be on duty, providing telephone and face-to-face legal advice to community residents, mediating legal disputes arising in the community, and guiding community residents to resolve disputes legally and harmoniously, and then Carry out legal publicity, regularly hold some legal lectures, and popularize the law to the residents in the community.”

Fu Zheng glanced at Ning Wan blankly, as if she felt that she was going to throw something to herself.

Ning Wan didn't care about his bad eyes: "Does this description sound okay? But you can actually see that many cases of community lawyers are such as nuisance and harassment, which are small and trivial, although they still need to use the law to solve the problem. However, in many cases, it can’t be solved simply by applying the laws rigidly. Theory and practice are completely different things. Although the law is the yardstick and the bottom line, many legal disputes at the grassroots level of the community really have to rely on mediation.”

"The most important thing is that community legal disputes are very different from other legal disputes, because after disputes arise, many neighbors still have to continue to live in the same space, and they will look down and see each other in the future, so the way to deal with them It can’t be as rigid and step-by-step as commercial legal disputes. In addition to the current disputes, you also need to consider whether there will be any serious sequelae in handling disputes.”

Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng: "The wrong operation will even intensify the conflict between neighbors because of the prosecution. For example, in this case, if you go all the way to the dark and exhaust all legal avenues, after spending a lot of time and energy, , maybe it can force Liu Guizhen's chicken to go away, but what about in the future? In addition to the chicken crow problem, there may be new problems arising. In the future, there will be no chance for peaceful coexistence between these two neighbors. Contradictions And disputes will only increase.”

"In grassroots cases, the communication between lawyers and clients is very important. You need to understand the core needs of clients. Shi Xiaofang's appeal is actually very simple. She just wants a smooth and smooth life. As for Liu Guizhen, have a good chat with the other party and investigate this. The background of the case, you will find that she is not really unreasonable."

Ning Wan paused for a while, and sincerely advised: "Look, the community is these cases, and the community lawyer is not the image of the elite lawyer you imagined. It's a bit like the aunt of the neighborhood committee." Speaking of which, Ning Wan glanced at Fu Zheng implicitly, "Even if you don't lose money, you can't throw away a suit every day, right?"

Fu Zheng said coldly, "That suit is dirty."

"Why don't you say you're dirty?"

"..."

"The work of community lawyers is very complicated and stressful. What you need is people who can work hard and are down-to-earth. This is not a playful place for young masters and princesses to experience life. Everyone should belong to himself. If you are in the wrong position, not only will you suffer, but others will also suffer, right?"

Ning Wan felt that her reassuring words were all right. If Fu Zheng hadn't squeezed out Chen Shuo, who could work steadfastly, Ning Wan actually had no problem with him. She wasn't hating the rich. At best, a rich young master like Fu Zheng doesn't catch a cold. After all, everyone is not in the same world at all on weekdays, and they don't make water in each other's wells.

It's a pity that his kind words not only failed to arouse Fu Zheng's consciousness, but this man who had been silent just now, after listening to Ning Wan's words, he was brought back to life...

"There is no wrong position because I can play anywhere."

Fu Zheng has lived such a big life, and his life has never said "no" to him. He really did not like the work of community lawyers at first, and he did.

It's too much to underestimate the enemy, but Ning Wan's words made him uncomfortable, she actually said that he can't!

There is no "no" in his dictionary.

Fu Zheng regained his usual calm and self-control. He pursed his lips and glanced at Ning Wan: "This case is an accident, and this kind of thing will not happen in future cases."

Ning Wan was stunned by this development, and at this moment she couldn't care about euphemism: "Master, I don't think it's an accident that you didn't handle this case, the clients we are dealing with are residents of the community, and many of them are old and culturally advanced. The level is not high, and you care more about reason than the law. As a result, you went straight to Liu Guizhen's house empty-handed and wanted to spend money to buy the chicken. Even if Liu Guizhen's noise is wrong, and if it is serious, you will be liable for infringement. You have to come to the door. If you give people a legal science lesson at the beginning, can they communicate with you well?"

"Tell people about the legal terms directly, but they don't understand. You have to tell them the legal provisions in a more accessible way, and pass on the legal concept. Just like the rooster crowing to disturb the people, cut in from the perspective of square dance disturbing the people and let them If she puts herself in her shoes and communicates with her that noise is a violation, it will be easier for her to accept and understand."

"As a community lawyer, you have to learn to lower your stance and listen to the voices of both parties, instead of being high. You can’t love the elite lawyers, but you are in the community, and community lawyers are more of a kind of voluntary labor and service.” Ning Wan blinked, “So, I don’t think this is a kind of voluntary work. A job that young masters can do, because every case requires you to bend your noble waist."

"I'm not a young master."

"Mental patients also say that they are not mentally ill."

"..."

Ning Wan continued to make up the knife and said: "Do you think that you are very great now? A kind fairy who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world went to earth to save all beings? But do I need to remind you? What will happen to the fairy in the end? After taking a shower, a rogue who peeked at her bathing and stole his clothes successfully threatened to get married together, thinking about it carefully, isn't this a forced marriage?"

Fu Zheng frowned and corrected, "I'm a man."

"In modern society, are men safe? There are also female hooligans in this world!"

"..."

Fu Zheng tried his best to restrain his anger that was about to explode, and said coldly, "Don't say it anymore, I just haven't done this business before, but I'll get started quickly."

Hehe, look at this tone, Ning Wan wanted to record it, as if she had done other business before. Judging from Fu Zheng's resume, he was a rookie with no work experience at all! A chicken should have the consciousness of a chicken!

"Okay, then you have also experienced your first community case now." Ning Wan smiled, "The rooster crowing is over, and the square dance disturbing the people, how do you think about it?"

Fu Zheng paused, then said: "You can communicate and educate first, because the use of loudspeakers in the community is in violation of the "Environmental Noise Pollution Prevention and Control Law". If repeated communication is invalid, and it really interferes with the lives of residents in the community, you can be punished. A fine of more than 200 but not more than 500."

He glanced at Ning Wan, and his tone became smoother and smoother: "This time it's not like culling chickens, the fine is not difficult to execute, and the means of fines are very deterrent, because the main crowd for square dancing is old people. Auntie, in terms of their consumption outlook, such a fine will impress them and will not commit it again.”

Fu Zheng probably felt that his answer this time was remarkable. He looked at Ning Wan, waiting for an expression of surprise and affirmation on her face, but unfortunately he didn't wait.

"Noise pollution punishment needs to go through the proof process of technical appraisal, but it's too much trouble. You have the time and energy, why don't you just let the square dance troupe change the place. You know there is an open space in the west of Yuelan, right? There is a community club nearby. It’s a parking lot, so even if they dance the square dance, it won’t disturb the people. But why did the square dance troupe leave such a good piece of space and go downstairs to dance?” Ning Wan smiled, “I sneaked in before. After dancing the square dance for three days, the old aunt told me that there is no lighting in that open space, so how can you dance in the dark."

"So I have negotiated with the community and the property, and the owner's committee has agreed. I'm going to install lighting street lights on that open space for the square dance troupe's activities. Isn't this all resolved?"

"But you didn't use the law at all, you didn't go to court, and you didn't use the law to mediate..."

Ning Wan took a leisurely look at Fu Zheng: "Although we are community lawyers, not all disputes in the community have to be resolved by law. Many disputes have better ways of handling other than the law, and they can be handed over to others. Relevant departments, such as this kind, can obviously be solved with the help of community property, and there is no need to waste legal resources. Although community legal work involves all kinds of trivial matters, you should not go into the misunderstanding and feel that it is trivial. Let us deal with it. Although community lawyers and neighborhood committee aunts occasionally seem to have overlaps in business, we are not neighborhood committees after all. Look, isn’t this a typical academic mindset? We can’t just think that law is omnipotent. Ah, how about asking the old aunt to be fined? Do you know their fighting power? What are you talking about? Do you want to die?"

"..."

"This is just the beginning, I'm not talking about you, you are such a silly and sweet, walking rookie, put it in a palace fight drama, it is estimated that the tragic death does not even deserve a scene, and you will be suspicious as a community lawyer for a few days. life." Ning Wan gave Fu Zheng a pitying look, "This young master, if you have to persevere, I will give you a piece of advice. Before you go crazy, buy yourself an insurance first."

"..."

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