I Am a Businessman Selling Jars

Chapter 1: The trader in Thanos’ Garden

It was a paradisal planet.

Clusters of trees and flowers could be seen everywhere, and lush mountains surrounded the lucid lakes.

However, on the hill, there sat a purple potato, enjoying the sunset.

“How beautiful!”

As soon as Thanos finished his words, he frowned. An annoying figure had suddenly appeared.

It was a young man, an extraordinarily unattractive young man. His presence was so weak that no one would notice him.

But this time he was successful in attracting Thanos’ attention.

“Well, why are you still here?”

All his good mood disappearing, Thanos slowly stoods up.

Roco took advantage of this opportunity and rushed to the purple man with a jar in his hand.

“Walk by, pass by, not lose by! Why don’t you buy such a wonderful jar?

After explicitly refusing him, Thanos pushed Roco away and headed for his hut.

…

“Ugh”

What in the f**king hell! I really travelled through space and time? Lu thought.

It was even worse. He actually came to a garden in Marvel World, one where Thanos intended to settle after wiping out half of the universe.

However, this was not the worst.

In a more desperate situation, he came across the owner of this ganden.

At that time, Roco had been so nervous, afraid that the executioner would immediately make him ‘pass-away’.

One must know that Thanos wasn’t a gentleman.

He was, to be precise, a butcher…

No, even crazier than the butcher.

Luckily, an icy but melodious voice sounded. It was the system

[Detecting host overload. Turning on merchant mode.]

Then suddenly, a thatched hut appeared on the hill.

At the same time, Roco became wrapped in an invisible airflow which made him invincible.

However, there were some restrictions, such as distance Roco had to stay around the hut.

Therefore, only when Thanos would come back, could Roco approach him to sell his jars.

These jars, they came from the hut, where 16 units were being produced every day.

According to the information gathered by him, many kinds of skills, a variety of treasures, and many unspeakable but wonderful things were present in the Jar.

Of course, the purchaser could only exchange an item for equal value.

Currency was also allowed, but the prices would be astronomical.

And, if one couldn’t afford it with currency, one can ‘please’ pay for it by offering something with a certain value as a mortgage

One could even exchange the items with one’s body or one’s soul, if one liked.

Although the conditions were somewhat harsh, it was not difficult for an excellent former-salesman to sell these items.

Well, that was the case if he hadn’t been sent to Thanos’ garden.

…

It was a beautiful world, but a world without anyone. It made Roco lose all confidence.

“Can’t you send me to a place with some human beings?”

[Sorry I can’t.]

Despite being particularly firm, the system actively advised.

[Thanos is indeed a wealthy guy. He not only owns six Infinity Stones, but also…]

“No, no! Please spare me! I don’t want to die!” Lu chen interrupted the system and pointed to the back of Thanos, shouting. “Look at this guy! No way! If it hadn’t been for you, I can confirm that I would have been beaten to the heavens by his slap.”

System: […]

For a moment, it was silent, as if it was taking a decision. Then suddenly, the system spoke.

[Given the current hell mode, you have to sell them, even if you give one away.]

“Give away?”

Unreasonable?

However, Roco’s eyes sparked. He intensely stared at Thanos.

No, there is more to it.

Roco clearly knew what the contents of the jars were.

And once Thanos was made aware of their value, Roco was sure that he would be moved.

Of course, it was as in the saying. ‘Opportunity knocks only once.’