I Kill Monsters For A Living
Chapter 20
"Finally! We finished the door!" Mike yelled as he stood up from the floor and began to stretch.
"What do you mean we?" I said as I turned around to look at Mike.
"It means that we finished the door..."
"I'm the only one who fixed the door..."
"I helped with moral support."
"Sure you did..." I then got off the ground and picked up the box of tools.
"Hey guys, what are we going to do about the squatter?" Ada said as she pocked Chichiro's back.
"I'm not a squatter, you guys should be begging me to stay considering how cute I am." Chichiro said while an angry expression.
"Oh, my bad, I'm sorry..." Ada then stopped poking Chichiro.
"Yeah you should be so-"
"GUYS WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE SQUATTING EGOTISTICAL MIDGET!" Ada yelled out loud cutting off Chichiro.
"I'M GOING TO OBLITERATE YOU!"
"GO AHEAD AND TRY LOLI!"
I then turned to Mike and tapped on his shoulder, "Hey Mike, what's the difference between a midget and a loli?"
"Well... you see... a midget is a very small person, while a loli is a prepubescent girl."
"So in other words lolicons are pedophiles?"
"Uhh... not really I think?"
"So what's the difference between a lolicon and a pedophile?"
"A pedophile likes real underage girls, while a lolicon likes fake underage girls."
"I don't see a difference..."
"You'll understand it sooner or later."
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