I’m A Baller

　　Wang Ergou picked up his **** and rushed towards the village entrance.

　　 On the small square where copper, silver and gold coins were exposed in front of the village, there were a lot of hideous and domineering mounts parked.

　　 The mount has eight articulated limbs, wields two giant aoao, two big eyes and ten branches.

　　 The soldiers have a majestic military posture. They hold a fetish with various images in their left hand, and hold a board full of small squares in their right hand. They press a few times from time to time, and they make a terrible crackling sound.

　　 On the back of the largest mount, a middle-aged fat man was sitting, and there were two maids behind him, one rubbing his shoulders and the other feeding wine.

　　Wang Ergou is angry when he sees it.

　　 Why should we wait for the oracle, but you can enjoy it like this? !

The fat man saw the soldiers driving out the villagers. He raised his eyes and said in a condescending voice: "I am Wang Jianhao, Minister of Taxation in the Department of Oceans and Oceans directly under the Empire. Your Royal Highness's birthday is approaching. The whole country is celebrating. You will hand in this year's harvest. 70% of her, come to congratulate Her Royal Highness!"

　　As soon as he said this, the bottom was suddenly at a loss.

　　 Village Mayor Wang Yunxi boldly asked: "My lord, why did the Department of Oceans come to collect taxes on the mountain?"

　　 Wang Jianhao was extremely arrogant and snorted coldly: "IQ tax! Charged by head!"

　　 Er Ya asked angrily: "Huh! What if you don't make it?!"

　　Wang Jianhao glanced at Erya and waved his hand with a sneer: "Hey, come! Pull down the sign and take her to be the anchor!"

　　 Erya cried and struggled, but in the end he could not stand the infinite strength, shouting "Hurry up after finishing work" and "Grass mud horse" soldiers were forced to press their fingerprints on a contract.

　　 "biu!"

　　 A kitchen knife suddenly flew in the sky and cut Wang Jianhao's neck straight.

　　 The kitchen knife was as fast as lightning, but in mid-air, it was smashed by a tongs when it was waved by the mount.

　　 Wang Jianhao's expression remained unchanged, he glanced at the big girl who threw the kitchen knife, and waved his hand again.

　　 "Assault the chief official of the empire, the crime is a plus! Take it down, send her to Mei Cry to be a model!"

"you dare!"

　　 Erya's father yelled and rushed up, with a supernatural power, the soldiers smashed up and down.

　　 However, Wang Jianhao just recited two spells silently, and the word "water" suddenly dropped in the sky, and he set Erya's father in place.

　　 "I cannot do my best!"

　　 snorted coldly, the fat man pondered for a moment, and finally made a trial.

　　 "It is a heinous crime to injure our Marine Division Navy! Um... I will send him to the starting point and punish him to write an Internet article!"

　　 was arrested by a large family in a row. The villagers were hit hard and trembling with fear.

　　 Although I don’t know exactly what terrible punishments are for anchors, models, and writing online articles, I know that after thinking about it, it must be extremely horrible.

　　 Wang Jianhao glanced at the shivering villagers, full of self-confidence, and laughed wildly.

　　 "I see who dares not to pay!"

　　 Wang Ergou was extremely angry, silently using his skills, planning to kill the dog official for the people.

　　 But at this moment, suddenly a man with a scorpion head jumped out of the queue, knelt down in front of the formation, and kowtow desperately.

　　 "Master Mingjian, Master Mingjian!"

　　 The navy was about to take the man down, but Wang Jianhao waved his hand: "Let him speak."

　　 The man raised his head, stared at a pair of blood-red eyes, and started crying.

"My lord, I am waiting for the grass folks in the mountains, who are stupid and stupid. They have worked so hard to grow a crop. Only three to five hundred copper plates are not enough to make a living for a family. So you harvest them all, and how many chews? That person? It's different!"

　　 The red-eyed man suddenly pointed his hand at Wang Ergou in the crowd, gritted his teeth and yelled hysterically.

　　 "Usually I don't see him working hard at all, but the crops grow out, all of them are golden! You only need to take him back to the city and give it to the princess, and you will have a steady stream of gold. Isn't it better than collecting a few copper plates from us?"

　　 Village Chief Wang Yun was thumped with anger.

　　 "Hey! Living in the same village and being a farmer, how can you do this? The two dogs are taken away, and you can't grow gold, so why be that villain!"

　　 The man's eyes became more and more red, without the slightest shame, he raised his arms and shouted.

　　"Why can we only grow copper plates with hard work, but Ergou can easily grow gold?

　　 asked him and didn’t say anything, he just said some nonsense that he had to work hard, and asked him to reward a gold coin to taste the taste, then he looked at people with that look...

　　 Anyway, I think he is not pleasing to the eye for a long time!

　　 If a second dog is killed, we all will have a few more acres of land. Even if we can’t grow gold, it’s good to collect a few more copper plates. Do you think this is the reason? ! "

"Yes indeed!"

　　 Some villagers suddenly realized that they came forward to prove: "My lord, Ergou can indeed grow gold!"

　　 "I hide in the bushes and stare every day. He often makes illegal operations and recites some driving spells!"

　　 "Yes, yes, there is a big tree called Pirate on the top of the mountain. I often hide on it and take a peek. I occasionally find a problem, so I come down and pick one to taste it. It's really not right!"

　　Wang Ergou was suddenly stabbed by this back, and he was so angry that he spit out a mouthful of boiling blood. He was actually autistic.

　　 "Is there such a miracle?!"

　　 Wang Jianhao was overjoyed and waved.

　　 "Come on, take that kid down for me! Be careful, don't hurt him!"

　　Wang Ergou raised his arm, trying to lock the person, but found that he couldn't raise the strength at all, and his heart was ashamed.

　　 "Dogzi!"

　　 Erya saw Ergou's tragic condition, crying bitterly, and struggling hard, but was slapped on the head with a weapon by the soldier beside her, bleeding from her forehead, and she passed out.

　　Wang Ergou's eyes were splitting, he stared at the soldier, gritted his teeth and swears: "Mouse, I will kill you!"

　　The soldier laughed wildly: "Grandpa can't change his name or sit or change his surname, surname Zhu, name Ji Ke, waiting for you to kill!"

　　……

　　 The flower fields were destroyed, the crops were harvested, and Wang Ergou and others were detained in a prison car and left the village at noon.

　　 The terrible black mist that used to be, when facing a group of octopus monsters, it shrank to the side like fear.

　　 Something seems to be moving in the black mist, exuding an extremely terrifying atmosphere.

　　Wang Jianhao didn't panic at all, and he confided.

　　 "Our marine department inherits the imperial princess Zhao'an, and there is no lack of worship, so let's retreat!"

　　 After a while, a rustling sound faded away, and the road became quiet.

　　 Erya's father was shocked: "Is the offering so useful?"

　　Wang Jianhao disdain to turn his head: "Do you think anyone is qualified to worship sacred beasts? You and other untouchables, a leek, work safely and earn a wallet!"

　　Wang Ergou ignored the others, and gently wiped off the blood on his forehead for Erya, carefully examined it for a moment, and Panasonic breathed out air.

　　 "The problem is not big, the wound has healed, and only three white lines are left."

　　 Erya opened her blue eyes and asked affectionately: "Guzi, when will you have a baby with me?!"

"Humph!"

　　 Da Ya coldly snorted, turn your head away, out of sight, not upset.

　　……

　　 The giant beast mount looked awkward, but in fact it was extremely fast, rampant, just a daze, and rushed into a big city.

　　Wang Ergou was very curious about what the capital city looked like, and tried to widen his eyes, but couldn't see clearly.

　　 I just feel like a dream and illusion, there is light everywhere.

　　 Not long after, a magnificent palace appeared in front of him.

　　The palace is built on the hillside, and on the top of the hill stands a statue with its head hidden in the clouds, making it difficult to see.

　　I don't know why, the closer you get to the statue, the more restless the Ergou's heart is, and there is a kind of emotional eruption.

　　 But after entering the palace, that emotion quickly disappeared and replaced by a dizzying novelty.

　　 What greeted everyone at the door were beautiful clothes one after another.

　　 scented food and fruits running around.

　　 A group of finger-sized elves chased behind their **** to sweep.

　　 The messy animals are singing messy songs.

　　 The wine fountain gushes up to the ceiling, flowing freely above everyone's heads, but not dripping.

　　 There are no thrones in the palace. In the most central position, there is a huge mirror.

　　 Facing the mirror, Wang Ergou and others did not see themselves, but saw a girl walking slowly.

　　 wears a crown on his head, draped in colorful clouds, black hair like a waterfall, eyes shining like stars.

　　 Wang Ergou was a little lost.

　　 Crab God is on top, your believers suddenly want to have a baby...

　　 "Welcome to Your Royal Highness Princess!"

　　 Wang Jianhao fell on his knees and shouted enthusiastically.

　　 "Get up!"

　　 Her Royal Highness stopped in front of the mirror, curiously looking at the four detained people through the mirror.

　　 "Are they criminals?"

　　 "Uh, the other three are, that boy is a gift prepared by the villain for you!"

　　 Her Royal Highness looked very interested.

　　 "What will he do?"

　　 "He can grow gold easily!"

The princess 　　 laughed blankly: "I am rich in an enemy country, and there is no shortage of gold...Well, just stay and relieve me of boredom!"

　　 "No!"

　　 Da Ya Er Ya raised objections at the same time: "Return Ergou to us!"

　　 princess glanced at them, and suddenly said: "I don't like them, go, and distribute the rations to the wives in the city, don't let them appear in front of me again."

　　 Hearing such a distribution, the big girl's face turned pale, and she didn't know where a force surged, suddenly she broke the shackles and rushed out of the palace frantically.

　　 The soldiers were beaten to the ground and watched the two little girls fight out.

　　 "Dooch, wait for me, I will definitely save you out!"

　　 There was a **** oath in the distance, and Wang Ergou was dumbfounded.

　　 Two of you, you are so good, why don't you just take me away now? !

　　 Is it a wave of strategic intimidation because he knows he has lost to the princess?

　　 Time passed by, in the blink of an eye, half a year later.

　　Wang Ergou didn't know what weird things had happened. In short, he became a husband for some reason, and was about to marry his Royal Highness.

　　 "Gouzi Gouzi, look at it, is this wedding dress beautiful?"

　　Wang Ergou raised his eyes and glanced, lazily said: "It looks good..."

　　 Wang Ergou at this time is completely different from when he came.

　　 The weight swelled to 300 jin, and she was wearing gold and silver, lying on a gorgeous bed, her clothes stretched out her hands for food to open her mouth, swelling unnecessarily.

　　 The princess was suddenly shy and shy: "When the wedding is over, we can pass on your blood..."

　　Wang Ergou raised his head and glanced down on his body-very sad, only to see a big belly.

　　 "Hey! I have to work hard for you at that time, I am powerless..."

　　 "It's okay, I can!"

　　 Princess nodded cheerfully, looking very much looking forward to it.

　　 When the atmosphere was warm, a dumpling suddenly rolled in from the door, and the dumpling skins were opened one by one: "The big thing is not good, Your Royal Highness! All the empires nearby have declared war on us!"

　　 Her Royal Highness princess shot the case: "Why?!"

　　 "The legend of the cohort has spread all over the world, they are here to grab the cohort! And the anchor rebels and model rebels led by Da Ya and Er Ya are fast approaching the royal city!"

　　 Her Royal Highness was unexpectedly calm and murderous.

　　 "Order the palace general to lead the army to fight the rebellion! As for those who come here, Xiaoxiao... came just right, so I can kill them all!"

　　 "Hey, why are you doing this?"

　　 Wang Ergou turned over and sat up strenuously, sighing sadly.

　　 "A confidant like me will only cause you a steady stream of troubles and make you never peaceful. Why don't you hand me over to the rebels and let me die in their hands!"

　　 "There will never be peace?!"

Princess 　　 looked at Wang Ergou suspiciously, and frowned tightly.

　　 slapped for a while, and suddenly asked: "Do you think the palace is too deserted and you like how busy people are?"

"what?!"

　　Wang Ergou was taken aback, and laughed: "I'm all good, I'm all good..."

"not good!"

　　 Her Royal Highness threw away the wedding dress, a biu appeared on her body in a battle armor, carrying a big golden hammer, and speaking domineeringly.

　　 "You can only belong to me. I will not blame the past, and no one will be allowed to touch it in the future! Dare to touch, and the legs are discounted!"

　　 The two dogs shrank their necks and argued in a low voice, "I planted half of the treasury..."

　　 "You will count as many as you plant! This princess only wants your people and doesn't need your coins!"

　　 Yes, I can’t talk anymore.

　　Wang Ergou lay down again lazily, raised the empty wine glass, and a wisp of wine immediately fell from the ceiling, filling the glass.

　　 Two glasses of wine were drunk, and there was a rumbling fight outside.

　　 Wang Ergou sighed sadly.

Hey!

　　 Why am I so wasteful?

　　 shouldn't it?

　　 I am obviously the offspring of brave men, and I have the blood of the sun...

　　 Why do you always feel like being suppressed so much?

　　 "Because in reality, you are too aggressive and aggressive, so in dreams, you are more willing to be lazy and watch how everything happens."

Who? !

　　Wang Ergou was startled and bounced like a ball.

　　 "Come after the mountain."

who are you? !

　　 The voice disappeared, but a strong call rose from Ergou's heart.

　　 Okay, then go have a look?

　　 trembling step by step came to the back mountain, climbed hundreds of stairs, and a towering statue appeared in front of him.

　　 looked up, and couldn't see the waist of the statue at all, but for some reason, Wang Ergou felt that the statue was looking down at him.

　　 There is a door at the foot of the statue, and when he gritted his teeth, Wang Ergou stepped into the statue.

　　 Boom!

　　In an instant, Wang Ergou's soul was pulled away, and he quickly rose up, and in the blink of an eye he came to the head of the statue, overlooking the strange continent from a very strange perspective.

　　 In the south, the women's army led by Daya Erya is fighting with the navy of the Ocean Department.

　　 To the east, there are four big flags erected, bell, dense, rigid, and dull. The four great gods are constantly attacking. Wherever they pass, some people will betray and betrayed.

　　 In the west, the black fog is permeated, and the shadows are bursting, and they are constantly invading the hinterland of the empire.

In the middle part of 　　, there are countless large and small forces, surrounding the flower fields, and beating the ground.

　　 Look carefully, are those flower fields just planted by Wang Ergou? !

　　 North, the two armies are facing each other.

Her Royal Highness Princess 　　 was carrying an exaggerated golden warhammer, while the general opposite was a young general with flaming red hair floating in the air like a burning flame.

　　 "Who came from?!"

　　 "White Horse Silver Spear, Lin Pingzhi!"

　　Wang Ergou only felt inexplicably funny, but faintly felt that there seemed to be a shortcoming.

　　What is missing? !

　　 Seemingly, Ergou suddenly looked up at the sky.

　　 The galaxy is brilliant, and there are a few ghosts floating in the stars.

　　 was about to distinguish carefully, but suddenly a Hong Zhong Dalu sounded in his ear.

　　 "Since you don't want to participate, you don't have to do the next dream!"

　　 "Go!"

　　 With a whistling, Wang Yan pulled back to reality.

　　Huhu!

　　 suddenly turned over and sat up, Wang Dashao panted quickly, startled for a long time, and suddenly burst into laughter uncontrollably.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

　　Breaking real Nima's funny!

　　[Note 1] of the card clearly says——

　　 [There must be a member of the opposite **** drawn into the dream by you that day, and your two consciousnesses will interfere and correct the dream together]

　　 But actually? !

　　A total of at least 7 members of the opposite **** were drawn from the dream!

　　 Wang Yan couldn't even tell, who was drawn in to dream together, and who was just a projection of consciousness.

　　True Nima chaos!

　　 So strictly speaking, this is not my dream at all, but their common dream? !

　　 No wonder, my brother was so muddled in it, playing soy sauce...

　　 But they don’t know what the true face of this dream looks like from their perspective?

　　 Wang Yan was so curious, there were a thousand and one questions echoed in his head, and he couldn't wait to ask someone to inquire.

　　 Erya is Nawu, she didn't run away, but is she in a dream? !

　　 Her Royal Highness is very similar to He Miaomiao, but not quite right...fainted!

　　 Lin Weiwei...hahahahaha!

　　 Wang Yan laughed so hard~www.wuxiaspot.com~ immediately picked up the phone and sent her a WeChat.

　　 "White! Horse! Silver! Gun! Lin! Ping! It!"

　　 "Sa! Wave! Hey! Yo! You! The most! Handsome!"

　　 After the molesting, the phone was thrown, Wang Yan fell into endless confusion again.

　　Breaking Dream was born under the joint action of everyone, so it must be revealed.

　　 But what does it reveal?

　　 how to understand? !

The superficial representation of 　　 is the struggle for money and benefits. Although Wang Ergou has no sense of existence, it is the core of the whole dream.

　　 This has something to do with Wang Dashao's inflated narcissism.

　　 But the deep content is entirely a reflection of everyone's subconscious, and it can actually make the dreams roughly balanced and logical.

　　 This is amazing.

　　 Amazing...

　　 Bewildered, Wang Dashao suddenly thought of his 300-jin "special form" again, and laughed blankly.

　　 "Forget it, I don't want to have that much, let's see what rewards are reinforced!"

　　 turned his gaze to the system panel, and there were a few lines of golden characters floating on it.

　　 [You who played soy sauce throughout the game seem incompetent, but in fact it means that no one can figure you through]

　　 [In this rare shared dream, only your image is cast by everyone]

　　 [You become a clay puppet, the whole scene is strongly suppressed, and even cleared ahead of time, because your image has extremely violent conflicts in everyone's subconscious].

　　 [Therefore, you get a special enhancement]

　　【Shards of Temperament——Wind Misty】