I’m Really a Superstar

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Program recording begins.

Several cameras were turned on.

Brother Hou, who served as the on-site director, said to Zhang Ye in the mail: "Teacher Zhang, everything is ready. It's ready. If you make a mistake in recording, you can re-record it. It's okay." He also knew that this was Zhang Ye's first time recording a TV show, and he was thinking about Zhang Ye. The teacher may be nervous and stressed, so he also expressed relief. Re-recording is not a problem in TV programs. For some demanding columns, a one-hour program requires four or five hours of recording, which is the result of continuous re-recording and polishing.

But Zhang Ye obviously won't be so relaxed. He is very strict with himself. He treats this as a live broadcast and does not allow himself to make mistakes. "Hello everyone in front of the TV, this is the new column "Joking History" of the Beijing Literature and Art Channel. ", I am the host Zhang Ye."

After the opening remarks of the program.

Zhang Ye began to introduce: "Today's lecturer is Professor Ma Hengyuan of Renmin University."

Ma Hengyuan stood behind the podium and nodded to everyone as a greeting.

Zhang Ye introduced a few more guests, and then he sat on a small sofa next to the guests' sofa. This was the seat reserved for the host.

Ma Hengyuan is not stage frightened. He is also someone who has appeared on CCTV in big scenes. "Hello everyone, audience friends and guest guests, I am Ma Hengyuan. Today we will talk about the Three Kingdoms. This is a colorful picture scroll showing the political situation. It is a war between dragons and tigers. An epic. It focuses on the intricate and intense tensions between multiple political groups for nearly a century from the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty to the Jin Dynasty..."

He spoke for about five minutes.

Ma Hengyuan said: "Speaking of the Three Kingdoms, who does everyone like?"

The guest, Editor Xu, laughed and said, "Of course it's Zhuge Liang."

Another guest, Mr. Xu, a university teacher, said: "I also like Zhuge Liang. Borrowing arrows from a straw boat and the empty city strategy are all unique military tactics that are left to future generations to learn from."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I like Zhou Yu."

The two guests named Xu glanced at him.

Ma Hengyuan also ignored Zhang Ye and ignored his words. He said with a smile: "That's right. I also like Zhuge Liang. When talking about the Three Kingdoms, many people's first impression may be Zhuge Liang. He is a strange man. The original text says he is a monster. , what is a demon? It is a person who is like an evildoer..."

Zhang Ye didn't show any trace on his face, but he felt angry in his heart.

It's done once, it's done twice, why don't you come a third time? Don't you even care about me?

Not to mention Zhang Ye's status in literature, which has mixed reviews and does not need to be mentioned, but he is the host of this column today and plays a very important role. As a lecturer, Ma Hengyuan was surprised that there was no such person on the scene. Existence? Did you directly exclude Zhang Ye as the host? What does this mean? Xiao Lu Dafei and the others couldn't stand it any longer. They thought to themselves that Teacher Zhang Ye had provoked you? Are you fucking sick?

The show continues.

Later, Zhang Ye adjusted the atmosphere twice more and moved the audience.

But every time he spoke, Ma Hengyuan acted like he didn't know anything. He didn't follow Zhang Ye's words at all, and didn't take him seriously at all. He just told his own story, and then interacted with a few guests to chat. In the end, Zhang Ye was turned into a meaningless person by Ma Hengyuan

Hu Fei was also angry. He walked to Brother Hou on the side stage and said to Ma Hengyuan using the microphone of the on-site director: "Professor Ma, please cooperate with the host, please cooperate with the host."

Ma Hengyuan didn't even blink, as if he didn't hear anything. He just kept doing what he said.

Hu Fei couldn't bear it anymore. We will give you money to invite you here. You can just use the money to do things. What are you doing now? ah? What are you doing?

"Stop," Hu Fei said loudly.

Several cameras were turned off, "Director Producer?"

Hu Fei said to Ma Hengyuan and several guests, "Let's go backstage." He strode away quickly. He was not only dissatisfied with Ma Hengyuan's attitude, but also very dissatisfied with his lectures.

Backstage.

Everyone was sitting in the rest area.

"What's going on? The audience is still waiting." Ma Hengyuan was quite unhappy.

Hu Fei asked: "Professor Ma, why don't you cooperate with the host? Just once or twice, so many times? I also told you about it, right?"

Zhang Ye also looked at Ma Hengyuan.

Ma Hengyuan burst out laughing, "Didn't you tell me when I came here that the host would cooperate with me? How come it's my turn to cooperate with him?"

Hu Fei was very angry, "What does cooperation mean? This is mutual."

Ma Hengyuan looked at him and said, "I have always taught like this. I don't like people making trouble or interrupting. If you feel that the atmosphere of the program is not good, remove the host."

Guest editor Xu said: "There is really no need for Xiao Zhang to be on the court."

"I think so too." Teacher Xu smacked his lips and said: "He doesn't understand the Three Kingdoms or history. He is a bit redundant on the court. Teacher Ma is right, let him go. Professor Ma, the most professional Three Kingdoms in the capital, There is no point in having a commentator and a few of our guests as a host.”

Xiao Lu was anxious, "What did you say?"

Brother Hou was also angry, "Are you turning against the guests?"

"This is my Hu Fei's column. It's a column on our Beijing Literature and Art Channel." Hu Fei looked at the three of them coldly, "You have no say in how to plan the program."

Ma Hengyuan stared at him, "Lao Hu, are you asking for help?"

Hu Fei said: "And I can tell you clearly right now that this kind of program is not good. It's not the host's problem, it's your own problem." He pointed to the stage outside, "Professor Ma, you just introduced the Romance of the Three Kingdoms." Repeat it, right? Some of the words are the annotations of the ancients, and some are the original words of the original work. They are not constructive or interesting at all. The listening rate of this kind of program is not to mention 1%, but even 0.5%. Difficult, everyone has seen the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, why do we have to hear you repeat it again? And repeat it on the TV station? Does it make sense?"

Ma Hengyuan sneered, "You want to be interesting? Then why don't you do a variety show column? What about a history column? History itself is not interesting, it is boring."

Guest teacher Xu frowned and said: "Yes, we must respect historical facts objectively. How can we talk nonsense? We are all academics and professionals, so don't talk nonsense with us in this regard."

Hu Fei laughed angrily, "The history column can't be interesting? Who made the rule? If I want to tell you the story of the Three Kingdoms, how about I find a storyteller? What do I ask you for?"

Several people quarreled, and no one could accept anyone else's ideas.

Zhang Ye also understood that such a program would definitely not work and would not have ratings, so he stood up and said: "Professors and teachers, if you don't like me and look down on me, I can reduce the number of words I speak on the field. Even without talking, you can give lectures and analyzes to your heart’s content. It’s absolutely impossible to talk about the Three Kingdoms like that before. A good program and a good history must be absorbed by everyone. It needs to be not only historical, but also interesting and topical. , this is not disrespectful of history, it is precisely because we respect this period of history that we must find ways to promote this period of history to everyone, so that everyone can have a deeper understanding. What does it rely on? It does not rely on long speeches and quotations. It is something that attracts the audience and makes them get involved.

Xiao Lu shouted: "Well said"

Brother Hou said: "Teacher Xiao Zhang, how can you, a host, not speak on the stage? There is no need to do this."

But even when this happened, Ma Hengyuan still didn't look at Zhang Ye seriously, and looked at him sideways, "I'm a professor in the Literature Department, and I want you to teach me?"

There's no way to talk about this

These people are simply incompetent

"I said the same thing at CCTV." Ma Hengyuan started to put on airs and looked at Hu Fei, Zhang Ye and others with arrogance and said, "What's the matter? Is your Beijing Literature and Art Channel better than CCTV? Don't keep telling me I, I also tell you, as long as I, Ma Hengyuan, are on stage, there will be a large number of audiences watching. I can say whatever I say. That is my business. It is not the turn of laymen like you to interrupt. You know history and I know it. History?" He is not only a professor in the literature department, but also a very famous professor on the Internet with many fans. Therefore, when it comes to his professional issues, Ma Hengyuan looks down on everyone and does not pay attention to the literary channel.

Hu Fei and Xiao Lu were furious.

A staff member ran in from the front, "Producer Hu, the audience has been waiting for a long time, and some people have left the show. Is this... still going to be recorded?"

"Come right away." Hu Fei said with a dark face. He didn't expect that he would invite such a bunch of old bastards. If he had known that, he would have invited others, but what can he do now? The program must be recorded today. It is too late to invite other lecturers. Even if the lecturers come, there is no manuscript. How can we talk about it? I didn’t give people a certain amount of preparation time at all, so I had to do it this way.

Ma Hengyuan took a sip of water in a leisurely manner, chatted with a few guests, then stood up slightly and said: "Let's go, continue recording." He has become an uncle.

As soon as they went out, Hu Fei grabbed Zhang Ye and stayed for a while.

Xiao Lu said anxiously: "What should we do, Brother Hu? How can we get ratings like this? Didn't you see? The audience is almost asleep. We have to find a way. Otherwise, the program will be canceled the next day after it is launched?" The column group also needs to be disbanded? These old bastards are trying to destroy our livelihood. They took money and refused to do anything for us, and they were all trying to be big names. I was puzzled. What big names could they use?"

Hu Fei had no choice but to ask, "Teacher Xiao Zhang, do you have any ideas?"

Zhang Ye looked at the backs of Ma Hengyuan and the others as they left, took a deep breath, and said, "Brother Hu, I have an idea. I wonder if you dare to do it?"

Hu Fei said solemnly: "The program is about to be canceled, what else am I afraid of doing? Tell me"

Brother Hou, Brother Hou, and others are also waiting for Zhang Ye to make suggestions. Among them, Zhang Ye is obviously the most witty and literary person, and everyone agrees on this.

Zhang Ye smiled softly and said, "Let's tell Ma Hengyuan and the others to get out."

Hu Fei was stunned, "Tell them to get lost? Then who will talk about the Three Kingdoms in this issue?"

Zhang Ye straightened his shirt collar, "...I'll tell you."