I’m Really a Superstar

The second day.

About noon.

The staff of CCTV's 11 TV stations' competition column team contacted each contestant one by one and informed everyone that all the works in the first round of preliminaries have been competed and asked all contestants to come to the program recording site before 2 p.m. to start the second round of preliminaries.

The rules and schedule of this competition are slightly different from those in previous years. The competition process is much faster than before. In the past, the first round of preliminaries might take two or three days, but now it can be completed in one and a half days, because CCTV The green light was given, and a lot of recording studios were freed up for the contestants. Although there were more than a thousand participating teams, the competition time for each group was ten minutes, and the recording was still very fast.

on site.

The players all arrived before two o'clock.

There is a big screen in front of them, flashing the preliminary votes of all the contestants. It is not yet time, and the first round of voting has not ended yet, so the votes are constantly changing.

"Oops, I'm about to fall!"

"Yeah, I can't do it either. I didn't make it into the top five hundred."

"I heard that in this competition, eliminations started in the first round of preliminaries. Only the top 500 players can participate in the second round of preliminaries, and the top 100 players in the third round."

"I'm in the 488th place. It's very dangerous."

"Lao Zhang, you performed well this time. Ranked 231st, you will definitely advance to the second round."

"Teacher Wang, congratulations, your ranking is so high!"

"Alas, my ranking is too low, so I can only come again next year."

During the discussion, many people could not help but discuss the distant first place. Everyone knew who those two "Anonymous" were!

Suddenly, two people walked in from outside.

"Hey, people are here!"

"Keep your voice down and stop talking."

"It's Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, the rightful master is here."

When Zhang Ye and Lao Yao arrived at the competition, everyone's voices dropped. Many people looked over, and some even pointed at them and whispered.

Among these people, there were many players who joined everyone on Weibo last night to denounce Zhang Ye and scolded Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai for being vulgar. But when it came time to see the right person standing in front of them, they didn't dare to say anything. There was nothing they could do. , Zhang Ye's reputation is really bad, let alone them, how famous is Li Anxu? Zhang Ye didn't mean to beat him up, let alone these little actors? Therefore, even if many people cursed in their hearts, they did not dare to conflict with Zhang Ye face to face. Zhang Ye's reputation and prestige were too great!

At this time, the host came on stage.

The time is up, the first round of voting is closed!

The cameras were also turned on, and the live broadcast started on the official website. It is natural to live broadcast when the rankings are released, and the ratings of this link are very high.

The host Wang Geer smiled and said: "Hello everyone, audience friends and contestants, the technical staff has closed the first round of voting system, and the top 500 can enter the next round of preliminaries." Then, the host The elimination results began to be announced. Some people were overjoyed, while others were left speechless.

This session was slow and took about an hour.

During the period, the host also invited several popular cross talk actors to speak on stage, and there were also segments where eliminated actors gave speeches and burst into tears.

The live broadcast ends.

The second round of preliminaries is about to begin.

More than a dozen staff members in charge of each group began to come over with tablets. They found the players in the group one by one, recorded the names of their works for this game, and also informed them of their approximate appearance time. , I definitely won’t be able to perform today, so I can go home for now and compete again tomorrow morning.

Front.

The staff of Group C came to Tang Dazhang's two apprentices and said, "Hello."

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "Hello."

The staff asked: "What is the name of your work?"

Liu Yuanlang said: ""The Current Situation of Crosstalk"."

The staff recorded, "You guys will appear at about four o'clock. We don't have much time left. You can prepare in advance." Then he took a look at the tablet and his eyes twitched. He looked left and right and found the next group of contestants—— Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai walked up.

Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan didn't move and looked over.

The staff asked: "What are your works?"

Zhang Ye said calmly: "I want to rebel against the three customs."

What?

Do you want to rebel against the three customs?

What kind of title is this?

The staff sweated and looked at the two of them unexpectedly, thinking it was a joke. However, Yao Jiancai saw that he didn't record it and simply repeated it again. Only then did the staff know that the two were serious. What does this mean? People on the Internet are scolding them for being vulgar and not understanding the art of cross talk. Are they going to change their ways today? Want to get closer to the mainstream cross talk world? Have you taken the initiative to join the team of programs that promote positive energy? Still want to use cross talk works to criticize yourself? Self-examination? You two are too stupid!

Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan also looked at each other, a little speechless about the title of their work. Could it be that these two wanted to act out a drama about a prodigal son returning without paying for the gold? But now you have aroused public anger. Even if you want to clear your name, you will not be able to do so!

Subdued?

Oh, it's too late!

Some people around also heard it, and their eyes flickered.

But Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai didn't say a word. They had already gone to the recording room to get ready, and they started to exchange words with each other with smiles.

after an hour.

The venue staff came to call them.

Zhang Ye and the others followed them into the recording studio and began to put on makeup and change clothes.

Yao Jiancai looked at him, "Brother, do you really want to say that?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "What do you think?"

Yao Jiancai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Isn't it too slap in the face?"

"If you don't slap me in the face, I wouldn't use this work." Zhang Ye said calmly.

Yao Jiancai sighed, "I can see it. If I talk about cross talk with you, I won't be able to be as stable as before. I have to rush to the rhythm of offending everyone. "

Zhang Ye didn't care, he was very used to it, "Anyway, I've been doing this step by step since my debut. I'm used to it."

"Brother, I'm not used to it!" Yao Jiancai said faintly.

A few minutes later, the two walked to the backstage preparation area. They could already hear Zhang Xiao and Liu Yuan on the front stage talking about jokes, and this paragraph...

Zhang Xiao: "...it's getting more and more vulgar."

Liu Yuan: "Yes."

Zhang Xiao: "The current cross talk industry is really messy. Some talk show artists are also trying to make ends meet, and some professional cross talk actors are also willing to degenerate!"

They are obviously talking about Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai!

As soon as they finished speaking, there was no reaction from the audience, no one was happy at all!

However, there was a lot of laughter at the scene. It was the laughter of some crosstalk actors and crosstalk judges in the audience who came to watch the competition. They seemed to have heard a particularly funny joke. They were very happy. There were even crosstalk actors clapping their hands and applauding!

The audience looked at each other speechless, what's so funny about this? Why are you all so happy? Sorry, the point of laughter is too low, right?

Zhang Ye looked at Lao Yao, "Are you still talking?"

Yao Jiancai cursed loudly: "Fuck! I have to say it! Let's talk about "I Want to Go Against Three Customs"!" (To be continued) [ ] If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and click as a member on the Chuangshi Chinese website. Your support is my greatest motivation. )