I’m Really a Superstar

The audience was delighted!

The group of crosstalk actors headed by Tang Dazhang were each angrier than the last. Mr. Zhang, you have been missing eight lifetimes of virtue! The middle-aged man who just left is not only a crosstalk actor, but also a director of the Folk Art Association. How dare you harm such a teacher? You are going crazy! However, they actually wanted to follow, and they couldn't stand listening anymore. However, after Zhang Ye said "I wish you success," several crosstalk actors and people from the Folk Art Association got halfway off their chairs and sat back down. , nothing moved!

Why?

They were afraid that Zhang Ye would bring the topic to them again!

These people looked at each other and saw the hostility in each other's eyes!

But Zhang Ye's cross talk is not over yet. He is not under any pressure on the stage, and what he says is basically within the prescribed standards for network broadcasts. He looks indifferent. Of course, even if it exceeds the standards, he will not take it seriously. No matter what, Zhang Ye doesn't care about you, he lives a happy life!

He said to Lao Yao: "If you don't go against the three customs and join our team, you are not a good actor, and we will not admit that you can speak cross talk!"

"Well!"

"babble!"

The audience got it!

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "Yeah?"

Zhang Ye looked at him with a teaching look on his face, "In the dead of night, you have a cigarette in your left hand, a bottle of wine in your right hand, a chicken in your mouth, two puffs of cigarette, a sip of wine, and two sips of food. Ask yourself Are you going against the three vulgarities?"

The people below were startled and burst into laughter!

Yao Jiancai made a few gestures with his hands, "Hey! I don't know if I am against the three vulgarities or not, but these three things are enough for me to keep busy! Look at me eating and smoking!"

The audience laughed again!

Zhang Ye sighed: "Sometimes when I walk on the street, I often wonder why people in the world are so stubborn, why don't they understand? If everyone is like me, everyone can be a teacher, and everyone can be a teacher." Educator..." He reached out and picked up the white cloth on the table, blew his nose hard, threw the cloth down and exhaled, "Then how beautiful this world is!"

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes and said, "Are you acting like an educator?"

"Ha ha!"

"Hehehehe!"

Zhang Ye said: "Teacher Yao, I have never understood why some people who are also talking about cross talk are of a higher level than you?"

Yao Jiancai said: "That's what others said."

Zhang Ye said: "Look at those 'mainstream' crosstalk actors, look at how good they are!" He emphasized the word mainstream.

The expression of the crosstalk actor below changed!

Yao Jiancai asked: "Which one?"

Zhang Ye introduced: "There is an outstanding cross talk actor, do you know him?"

Yao Jiancai asked curiously: "Who is it? Please tell me your name."

The audience also blinked.

Zhang Ye said: "Tang Dade, do you know him?"

Yao Jiancai was stunned, "Tang Dade?"

Zhang Ye: "Yes, the one who said it very well."

Yao Jiancai touched his nose and said, "...Anyway, the name sounds familiar."

at this time,

Many viewers had already reacted. After being stunned for a moment, they actually started shouting, laughing and applauding!

puff!

Tang Dade?

Tang Dazhang? without

Tang Dazhang's face suddenly darkened!

The expressions of the crosstalk actors around him also changed again!

Zhang Ye chuckled, "Don't you know him? He's the big guy wearing a big coat, with a big back, big eyes, and a tall height of 1.8 meters."

Yao Jiancai said, "So high?"

Zhang Ye said: "It can hold a box and a half after cremation!"

Cremated? I will cremate your sister! Tang Dazhang almost vomited blood when he heard the sound!

The audience also clapped their arms, clapped their legs, and burst out laughing. Teacher Zhang’s mouth really hurt your mother’s family!

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, who asked about your ashes?"

Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up and said, "That cross talk talk is really good!"

Yao Jiancai: "Really?"

Zhang Ye said: "Have you heard of his new cross talk? That cross talk is called "New Countryside"."

Yao Jiancai wondered: "What about this cross talk?"

Zhang Ye exclaimed, "Okay, what you say is so good, so impassioned and generous that it makes people pee!"

A female audience member was drinking water and accidentally squirted all over the floor!

Yao Jiancai fainted and said, "Pee? Why did you pee?"

Zhang Ye exclaimed, "Do you know how many prostate patients have been cured by that work?"

Several male audience members laughed wildly while beating their own legs!

Yao Jiancai said: "Oh, if it has such a great effect, what is this work about?"

Zhang Ye said: "I particularly like this "New Countryside". It sounds so good. If this work is put up for auction, it can be worth hundreds of thousands."

Yao Jiancai was very curious and said: "Hey, is that good? Then tell me, everyone, please listen?"

Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said: "The cross talk masterpiece "New Countryside" has this to say: Hello, comrades, friends from all walks of life, please support our New Countryside. We must listen to the township leaders and go to bed early. Get up early, don't spit everywhere, and build our rural areas very well. It's really like the spring breeze reflecting the sun." After saying this, Zhang Ye looked intoxicated and admired.

Yao Jiancai was dumbfounded, "It's over?"

I saw Zhang Ye slapping his legs and squatting on the ground. His tone changed, "It sounds so good! I can't help but laugh!"

The audience burst into laughter too!

Yao Jiancai said: "What are you laughing at?"

Zhang Ye was still squatting and patting the floor!

"Hey!" Yao Jiancai went over to pull him, "Get up first, get up, this is what, have you ever heard of a serious cross talk? Why are you laughing like this?"

Seeing Zhang Ye's virtue, the audience couldn't stop laughing!

Tang Dazhang stood up with anger, turned around and left!

Many viewers scolded another one when they saw it, and the laughter became even louder!

Zhang Ye stood up after a long time and said, "Great cross talk."

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes: "Is this a cross talk?"

Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up, "Really good cross talk is so refreshing! You have to learn this, you have to learn from others, correct your own attitude, don't be like some cross talk actors who don't love themselves, both on stage and off stage If you don’t love yourself, you will end up in jail!"

"Ah?" Yao Jiancai quickly corrected: "That means going to jail."

Zhang Ye said: "That crosstalk actor's stage name is Diao'er."

Yao Jiancai shouted, "What is this name? Why is it called this?"

Zhang Ye said: "Those of us who oppose the three customs all have stage names."

Yao Jiancai asked: "Why? Why don't you use your real name?"

Zhang Ye glanced at him and said, "Nonsense, I'm afraid of getting beaten if I use my real name!"

The audience laughed!

Yao Jiancai: "Okay, are you also afraid of being beaten?"

Zhang Ye said: "I'm not afraid, but those colleagues who study together every day on how to fight against the three vulgarities are afraid."

"Hey, you still have a team?" Yao Jiancai said.

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, we have a lot of talents there, including cross talk actors, actors in the folk arts industry, critics, and critics."

critic? critic? The audience immediately thought of Alexander and the few people who boycotted Zhang Ye online yesterday! Everyone was refreshed and listened carefully!

Yao Jiancai blinked, "Can you introduce me? What are their stage names?"

Zhang Ye talked eloquently: "For example, one of our famous cultural critics called us 'who is the second best'."

Yao Jiancai exclaimed: "This guy is so polite."

Zhang Ye continued to introduce: "There is also one of our famous critics... called 'I am the second best'."

Yao Jiancai said, "This one is more polite!"

Zhang Ye said: "There is also an expert in our folk art."

"What's his name?" Yao Jiancai asked curiously.

Zhang Ye said: "His name is Ma Daohu."

The audience didn't understand, and neither did the judges or people in the music industry below.

What's wrong with the horse?

What kind of plot is this?

Yao Jiancai also asked, "What's this name? A foreigner?"

Zhang Ye immediately waved his hand, "No, he is Chinese and a minority. This is his name. He also has a surname. His surname is 'Shani'."

Yao Jiancai asked suspiciously: "Xia Ni?"

Zhang Ye hummed and said, "Shani, what the hell are you doing?"

As soon as this joke came out, the whole audience burst into laughter!

"Ayo!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"What's wrong with Shanima?"

"What a curse! Absolutely!"

"Haha I can't do it anymore!"

"Those people are just messing around!"

Zhang Ye clasped his fingers and said: "Among us, who is the second best? I am the second best, Shanima Danghu. We gather together and study every day on how to fight against the three customs. Our goal is to from now on. When you look up at the earth from the moon, you can’t even see the Great Wall. The first thing you see is that we people are rebelling against the three customs!”

Yao Jiancai raised his head and said, "Don't you think the movement is big enough?"

Several staff members in the venue had been holding it in, but now they couldn't hold it in any longer. Several camera assistants and directors covered their faces and laughed like crazy!

Teng, several people from the folk arts circle below, including the cross talk actors, all stood up, angrily left their seats and walked out, a dozen of them followed!

What's even more shocking is that of the three judges of the cross talk competition in the audience, two of them left the table angrily, stopped watching, and left, leaving only one judge sitting there speechlessly.

"What?"

"All the judges ran away?"

"Pfft! Why are all the judges leaving! This has never happened before in the history of the National Cross Talk Competition! Oh, it's so funny! Teacher Zhang is so weird! The judges were scolded away!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Why don't you be so funny!"

Previously, those people in the folk art world relied on their own identities and the strength of their numbers to constantly suppress Zhang Ye and boycott Yao Jiancai. They relied on the power of the crowd to make money. However, at this moment, Zhang Ye actually came. Use the other person's method to retaliate against the other person, and use their tricks back on them! Including those Internet celebrities and critics who had boycotted Zhang Ye on the Internet, Zhang Ye actually scolded them all in this cross talk! The scolding was so heartbreaking!

They are hundreds of mouths!

Zhang Ye only had one mouth, but he suppressed them!

A mouthful of gold turned into a mouthful of gold. Zhang Ye could actually hit hundreds of them with just one mouth. He could melt gold with just one mouth!

How powerful this is!

How cruel this is! ! (To be continued) [ ] If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Chuangshi Chinese website to vote for recommendation and become a member. Your support is my biggest motivation. )