I’m Really a Superstar

Faced with Zhang Ye's answer, only "wo cao" can express the mood of netizens!

"Stunned!"

"It's really solved!"

"You really have the right answer!"

"Awesome! I'm convinced!"

"Pfft, I'm convinced too!"

"I'm laughing so hard on the keyboard. Teacher Zhang is just Teacher Zhang. His way of studying is different from anyone else's. He's always so funny and always so weird. I thought he was the one who solved these impossible questions temporarily. I just made it up on purpose, but co-authoring really has the answer!"

"How boring does Teacher Zhang have to be to come up with such a nonsense question! And he actually asked your mother to solve the nonsense question he asked in a clear and logical way!"

"Kneel down!"

"Zhang Ye, I will kneel down for you too!"

"Teacher Zhang, you are too strong! The earth can no longer stop your funny pace! The netizen on Floor 679 is right, how boring you must be!"

Netizens fainted one by one!

Several teachers from Peking University were also bombed.

Dean Pan of the Academy of Mathematical Sciences’ meager remarks: “…”

Suna’s meager contribution from the Chinese Department: “…”

Chang Kaige, head of the Chinese Department, said modestly: "..."

Zhang Ye wrote these questions right away, without using the memory search capsule to recall them. It was not because he had a good memory that he directly wrote down the questions from his world, but when he was doing "Zhang Ye's Talk" with an online TV station Show", Zhang Ye once took the memory search capsule and ate all the talk shows or talk show-like programs such as "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show", "One Weekly Show" and "Rampage Event". He has already recalled it. , has copied the memory, naturally, he can take it out and use it without thinking, and the few questions thrown out today are all questions from the "Rampage Event" on his earth.

If they were used as a few college entrance examination questions, there would definitely be some imprecision in them, but at least they would make everyone laugh. That would be enough, and Zhang Ye's goal would be achieved. His rigor is enough for the college entrance examination questions. Now that the college entrance examination has just ended, being more rigorous would be asking for trouble. A few gags and coughing jokes would actually help improve his image and turn it around.

Now it seems that the effect is good.

"Teacher Zhang is still so funny!"

"Yeah, asking a geography question or a physics question is like talking about cross talk!"

"I am the candidate from Beijing who was mistreated by Zhang Ye this year. What I hate most about this guy is that no matter how much he hates me, he can't even hate me. Zhang Ye always manages to make people laugh in various ways. I want to scold him. Every sentence is scolded with a smile. Alas, this may be Zhang Ye's personal style - a conscientious joker! There are jokes in his words, in his programs, in his poems, even the questions are all jokes!"

"I like Zhang Ye more and more!"

"A funny associate professor!"

"Wherever Zhang Ye is, there will be doubts and scoldings, but joy will also be there. I am the entertainment star in my heart!"

At this time, some netizens started making noises.

"What about other questions?"

"What are the answers to other questions?"

"How do you solve the problem of throwing excrement?"

However, just when Zhang Ye was about to announce the answer to the next question, someone suddenly wrote his own answer in the comments on Weibo. That answer shocked everyone at the time, not because the answer was particularly well written, but because the answer was particularly well written. It's because most people can't understand the answer that person gave. The X-axis, Y-axis, differential, function, and a series of dense formulas are piled there, which makes people confused. At first glance, they look very awesome. !

"Holy crap, who is this person?"

"Has anyone really figured it out?"

"It's amazing!"

"Hahaha, that's awesome!"

"Did you solve it? Is the answer correct?"

Zhang Ye was also stunned after reading it, and immediately liked the answer. When he looked at the name of the Weibo user, he was stunned and smiled in realization. That person's name is Lingling. Based on his intuition, Zhang Ye guessed that this person was probably Huang Lingling, the little girl he met at the Summer Palace International Youth Mathematics Competition.

Then, Lingling chatted with Zhang Ye privately, "Teacher, is my answer correct?"

Zhang Ye immediately replied, "Classmate Huang's writing is very good."

Classmate Huang? Lingling immediately made a surprised expression, "How did you know it was me? Teacher, do you... still remember me?"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I guessed it. As for whether I remember you or not... I'm not that forgetful. Has your brother taken the college entrance examination?"

Huang Lingling: "He will take the college entrance examination next year, and I will be one year ahead of him."

Zhang Ye: "I read your math paper. It's a perfect score. It's great. You are also the only one who got a perfect score in math among the candidates in Beijing this year. There is no second perfect score."

Huang Lingling: "Hey, thank you teacher, I will keep up my efforts."

Zhang Ye asked: "Where did you apply for your first choice?"

Huang Lingling didn't even think about it: "Of course it's Peking University! My biggest goal is to be your student, but I don't know if I can pass the exam because my other subjects are not as good as math."

Zhang Ye said: "It's okay. If you can't pass the score line, come to me and I will help you make arrangements."

Huang Lingling said in surprise: "Ah, is it true? Thank you, thank you teacher!"

The score line for this book is out, but the score line for Peking University and Tsinghua University is still relatively vague. There is no clear limit. Sometimes the score seems to be very high, which may not mean you can really go to Peking University and Tsinghua University. But in other words, sometimes the score is If you are not high, you may not be able to get into Peking University and Tsinghua University.

In other ordinary colleges and universities, the score boundaries may be very clear. For example, with this score, you can get into Beijing Normal University. For example, if you pass this score and get the next score, you can get into the National People's Congress, and the first and second choices can also be applied. More importantly, there will be an automatic ranking after integration, but universities like Peking University and Tsinghua University have a higher degree of freedom, there are not so many restrictions, and they have great power. They have independent enrollment and special recruitment quotas, which are floating in their hands. There is more leeway. Sometimes, for example, if a candidate applies to Beijing Jiaotong University as his first choice and has enough scores, it stands to reason that he will be 100% admitted to Beijing Jiaotong University. It is impossible for his second choice institution to compete and he has no chance to compete. However, Tsinghua and Peking University have the right to "recruit" candidates directly after seeking the candidates' consent even if they do not fill in their institution in the candidate column. These are the world's top universities ranked first and second in the country. Special——It’s so unreasonable.

After chatting for a while with Huang Lingling and gossiping with netizens, Zhang Ye successfully retired amidst the "cheating" comments from netizens and went offline.