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 “You flatter me, you flatter me.” The Eldest Young Master was very pleased with himself, “This young master saw that little brother had an extraordinary bearing and knew how to make decisions, but had to surrender his status just for the nuisance of money, and I couldn’t bear it in my heart.”
　　 Me: “Why didn’t you just say that directly?”
　　 Eldest Young Master: “I’m afraid little brother wouldn’t accept it.”
　　 I nodded, “That’s true.”
　　 If someone came around trying to give me gold and silver, I would definitely turn them away. But I truly didn’t have any money, so I had to do all this shady business. I too felt that I was really sick.
　　 Zhongli Zixu, receiving my acknowledgement, couldn’t help but become delighted and smug, stretching out a hand to wrap around my waist: “This young master naturally takes everything into consideration, and will follow the lead of this beauty.”
　　 I took the opportunity to avoid him, while Ye Tan took the opportunity to block in front of me.
　　 The Eldest Young Master immediately followed suit and went to feel up Ye Tan.
　　 Me: “…” He was truly benefitting from both sides, making profits without loss.

　　 “The blessings of the Qi people,* joyful happenings for all one’s life.” The Eldest Young Master spoke in a vulgar manner.

*blessings of the Qi people = idiom, referring to harmonious marriage

　　 I looked towards the sky. “It’s a pity that Eldest Young Master has not done things right, and cannot enjoy the blessings of the Qi people.”
　　 The Eldest Young Master questioned, “What is the meaning of your words?”
　　 “What I lack now is not money.”
　　 “Then what does this beauty want?”
　　 “A doctor.”
　　 Zhongli Zixu laughed quietly without speaking, his gaze falling on Ye Tan: “This doctor, surely must be for Yaksha.”
　　 “Yes. Actually, I also don’t expect Ye Tan to be able recover his former ability overnight, but I only hope that he can start practicing martial arts once again.”
　　 “This is not an easy task… I am not sure what benefits little brother is willing to give in return?
　　 I rolled my eyes at him, “Do you really know how to pick up girls?”
　　 Eldest Young Master: “……”
　　 I thought about it, and after all, I was asking him for a favor, so I shouldn’t choke him up like this, and sincerely said, “If Eldest Young Master is willing to help me, I will certainly be moved to tears.”
　　 Zhongli Zixu’s mouth twitched as he said, “Little brother’s ‘grateful tears,’ are truly invaluable.”
　　 “My gratitude is not invaluable, but an absolutely priceless treasure.” I added, “If Eldest Young Master can figure out this important point, you will surely be able to sleep with Yue Changsheng in the future.”
　　 Eldest Young Master: “……”

　　After I jabbed squarely at these hurtful past events, Zhongli Zixu didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. He shook his head and said with a smile, “No matter, it is actually not impossible. Yaksha’s internal power was forcibly taken from him, his dantian* was damaged and he was unable to gather qi, thus making him unable to practice. There is no absolute cure for him, but… this young master happens to know a gentleman who specializes in ‘making wedding clothes,’** he is able to draw the internal force of another person into one’s sea of qi, creating a foundation from this, and after recuperating, one will be no different from an ordinary person.”

*dantian = place in the body where one’s qi resides
**making wedding clothes = idiom, meaning doing good deeds for no cost

　　 I joyfully said, “Very good, you’ve worked hard.”
　　 “You haven’t gone stupid, have you?” Zhongli Zixu rolled his eyes at me as he spoke.
　　 “Master, it absolutely cannot be done.” Ye Tan also urged.
　　 Zhongli Zixu lightly put away his fan and said, “This matter requires a first class master, someone with the purest qi and energy. The method of drawing out one’s internal energy is like the Yangtze River pouring into the sea, unable to cease until exhausted. Upon when the energy runs out and the vital energy is completely gone, the person whose energy is drawn will become completely useless. I don’t know where little brother is planning to find such a master of internal force that is willing to give up a lifetime of practice?”
　　 I smoothly asked, “Is Ze Que enough?”
　　 The Eldest Young Master was extremely startled, waving his hands repeatedly, “That’s my person!! I won’t agree!”
　　 “Ay, I wasn’t talking about him.” I explained, “It is just because Ze Que is the only person I have defeated, I don’t know if that is considered first class. If he is qualified enough, then I must also be fine.”
　　 The two of them stared blankly for a long time before the Eldest Young Master stammered, “You wouldn’t want to personally…???”
　　 “It couldn’t be better than this.” I said happily.
　　 “He, he’s just a servant after all…” The Eldest Young Master stuttered out.
　　 I gave him some meaningful and heartfelt words, “Eldest Young Master, it is just because you have always been overly confident and grand, that you haven’t been able to pick up Yue Changsheng.”
　　 The Eldest Young Master received a shock, “…I will take your advice.”
　　 “This wedding clothes gentleman, when will he be able to arrive?” I eagerly asked.
　　 “Within three to five days…” Zhongli Zixu still hadn’t returned to his senses, only answering mechanically.
　　 I thanked him over and over again, urged him repeatedly, then joyfully dragged Ye Tan away.

　　 My internal strength was all randomly changed out of thin air, so I naturally did not cherish it at all. As far as I was concerned, this was a joyous event like a meat pie falling out of the sky.
　　 But Ye Tan clearly didn’t think so.
　　 I knew he had misgivings, so I earnestly tried to persuade him the entire way back.
　　 Ye Tan still pressed down his sword-like brows and knelt before my bed, resolutely saying, “Please allow this servant to refuse.”
　　 I was so angry that I stomped my feet horizontally across the bed and said angrily, “In this world, except for you being disobedient, there is simply nothing else that is difficult for me.”
　　 Ye Tan didn’t dare to speak again.
　　 I sighed heavily again, “Ai!!”
　　 Ye Tan was about to wrinkle himself into a ball again.
　　 “You also know that my internal energy is sometimes strong, sometimes weak, and sometimes absent, unlike ordinary people.” I coaxed, “Often, I go to sleep and wake up and it changes, so you can relax. “
　　 Ye Tan’s expression loosened just a little.
　　 I struck while the iron was hot, “If your conscience is disturbed, you can sleep with me tonight.”
　　 The moment the words came out of my mouth, I felt that they sounded a little weird.
　　 Ye Tan very unnaturally said, “As long as Master commands, this servant will follow accordingly. These two things should not be confused.”

　　 I finally got what I wanted, tricking Ye Tan to sleep on the same bed with me.
　　 It was just that every time I pressed an inch closer, he moved away an inch.
　　 I spoke silently in my heart: Hurry! Take the opportunity before the doctor arrives to give me a kiss! Once I’m able to enter the modifier interface, I can adjust the values to be a bit higher. Along the way, I’ll add a little money, and this time I definitely won’t be stupid and get a retraction.
　　 As I repeated this, I fell asleep.
　　 I had a very complete and peaceful sleep. No one disturbed my lovely dreams.

　　 Damn, he didn’t kiss me.
　　 There was no modifier.

　　 The next night, I hugged his arm tightly.
　　 We slept like this.
　　 Again, he didn’t kiss me.
　　 Again, there was no modifier.

　　 On the third night, I wrapped my hands and feet around his body.
　　 We spent the night like this.
　　 Yet he still didn’t kiss me.
　　 Today, there was no modifier.

　　 The day after that, Ye Tan looked at my face very cautiously: “Master, did something happen? In the past two days, your expression has become increasingly distressed.”
　　 I looked at him bitterly, with unspeakable difficulty.

　　 You still dare ask.
　　 Why won’t you kiss me.
　　 I’m so angry!