Maybe a Fake Gintama

Chapter 12: After 10 years of idiots, they are still idiots!

"you……"

Got it! I just eat for myself, I didn't calculate the time! Yin Shi thought to himself. But in the next second, Gintoki looked at the shochu that he had just brought on the table, and instantly thought of a solution.

"Your Excellency Shenwei, when Lord Fengxian heard that you were here, he specially asked me to invite you." Yueyong said respectfully with Jiang Cheng's face at this moment.

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng obviously didn't know what was going on right now, "Well, I don't..."

But before he finished speaking, Yin Shi directly took the cup and poured Jiang Cheng a glass of shochu.

"Captain Kamui! Men in the wine room can't put down the wine glass! This is the most basic respect!" Yin Shi said.

"Well, I said I don't..."

Before he could finish speaking, Ginshi took another sip of wine.

three! two! one! Yin Shi secretly counted in his heart, get it!

However, the result was beyond Yin Shi's expectations. Jiang Cheng didn't get drunk as before, but fell asleep with his head tilted directly...

"Xinbaha, what's the date today?" Yin Shi looked at Xinbaha and asked.

"No. 15, what's wrong?" Xinba replied while rubbing his belly.

"It's nothing," Yinshi then looked at Yueyong, "our head will want to rest for a while when he's full. Next, we have to help Z Trump on the other side of the world. I heard that the election was not going well. , isn't it, Xinbaha?"

Looking at Yin Shi's wink, Shin Baha understood, "That's right!"

"That's it, our leader will ask you for the time being!" Then Yinshi stood up and pulled Xin Ba Hao away quickly...

"Yin Sang, is that man your acquaintance?" Xin Baha asked curiously.

"That's it." Yin Shi replied casually, while stroking his stomach with one hand and picking his nostrils with the other.

"What kind of man is he?"

"Just an idiot popular with women."

But suddenly, Yin Shi stopped, and then said: "Come out, I have long found that someone is following."

...

"Leader, what should I do now?" a member of Baihua asked uncertainly, looking at Jiang Cheng who was asleep.

"Take him back to Jiyuan, and when he wakes up, take him to see Lord Fengxian." After speaking, Yueyong stood up and walked towards the door without turning her head. Before leaving, Yueyong glanced at him. In the sleeping Jiang Cheng, a different meaning flashed in his eyes, like hope, but also like hesitation, but it was fleeting.

...

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, looked at the unfamiliar house and the unfamiliar environment, then sat up and couldn't help sighing. Jiang Cheng had experienced this situation countless times over the years.

"Are you awake?" Yueyong asked while standing outside knocking on the door.

"Oh, please come in." Jiang Cheng rolled out of the bed instantly and put on his own clothes.

Yueyong opened the door and walked in, "Your Excellency Shenwei, Lord Fengxian is waiting for you in the living room."

"That...I'm not the divine power you said..." Jiang Cheng scratched his head embarrassedly with a look of embarrassment on his face.

"What are you talking about? Your Excellency Shenwei. Lord Fengxian has been waiting for you for a long time."

"I'm really not that kind of divine power, you've got the wrong person!"

Σ(°△°|||)︴Yueyong showed the above expression, and instantly became petrified.

"That, I'm really sorry! I'll do it, whether it's cleaning dishes or doing anything! As long as it's not prostitution!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly bowed and said.

"...Aren't you Ye Rabbit?" After a long silence, Yue Yong finally asked.

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng struggled for a while before finally replying, "For the time being, let's forget it."

"tentatively?"

"It's like this, I was walking on the street alone, but I was suddenly dragged into a certain store, and then I really declared that I had no money, and twice! But...you all know what happened next... ..." Jiang Cheng explained in a hurry.

"You... are you an idiot?!" Yueyong couldn't help but complain.

"It's you who admitted the wrong person without authorization! Why do you all blame me!" Jiang Cheng retorted, but he had no confidence at all.

"You bastard!" Yueyong shouted, but then his voice became quieter, and he continued helplessly, "If you are also Ye Rabbit, Yewang Fengxian, you should know this person, right?"

"Wild King... Crazy Immortal?"

"It's Yewang Fengxian! You idiot!" Yueyong was really speechless, "Are you Ye Rabbit?"

"It may or may not be, it depends on the situation." Jiang Cheng said with a smug look on his face.

"I'm proud of your size! What's so proud of this! What famous sayings are you saying?! I've only heard of masculine and feminine shemales! You are an idiot! Absolutely!"

"Well, don't worry, I understand, that is the head of the wild king Fengxian, so I can't go and apologize to him personally?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently.

"I advise you not to do this," Yueyong continued, "because you will die."

"Which country's law is the death penalty for free food?!"

Yueyong leaned in front of the door and took a sip on the cigarette stick in her hand, "Where do you think you are now?"

"Japan? Isn't it? Did I go abroad when I fell asleep? Which country is it now? Africa?" Jiang Cheng was already messy.

"What are you thinking?! Edo's underground city, Yoshihara. This is a dungeon that was built in collaboration with the shogunate eight years ago, which is Yoshihara Toyuan Township. If you still don't understand, open the window and look at it. You can see what kind of place this is by looking outside." Yueyong explained while holding back her anger.

After listening, Jiang Chengzhen came to the window and looked outside. The area as far as his eyes could see were all places for men to have fun. Jiang Cheng raised his head and found that it was really dark here, and the entire sky was sealed.

"Because of the participation of gods and humans, this is a super-legal space that even the shogunate acquiesced in, and it is naturally a place for the powerful to carry out various carnivals, that is to say, it is a breeding ground for corruption. Even the geisha here knows one and two It's a state secret, so those women you see on the street, once they come here, it's impossible to see the sun again." After a pause, Yueyong continued,

"The women who come here are used as commodities, taken underground to drain the youth that can be used, and those who want to escape will be killed. This street is called the Street of Evernight, not his Fengyue place. For us, the hope of dawn will never come. We can only survive in endless despair and endless darkness.”

Jiang Cheng didn't let Yueyong continue, but continued to say: "Then what is the wild king who is the master here and controls the whole Yoshihara? Such a plot has long been seen in those vulgar movies. Hey!"

"Perhaps this is the case, Yewang Fengxian, the man at the top of Yetu, the king of Yetu, and also the king of Yoshihara's night. The former head of the seventh division of Chunyu, a man on a par with the legendary master of Xinghaifang." Yueyong went on to say,

"So what are you talking about? Don't go around and talk straight. I don't like going around, just like rpggame, step by step from mobs until you hit the boss, and there are levels one by one, which I hate the most. That kind of feeling." Jiang Cheng said casually leaning against the window, Jiang Cheng had already heard something in Yue Yong's words.

"Although we rarely come into contact with the outside world here, I have heard a few words from some people. For example, ten years ago, Chunyu's second division, including the head of the group, , was wiped out on Earth. Am I right? One person wiped out the entire Second Division, Lord [Red Beast]?" After speaking, Yue Yong's expression finally became serious. (ps: This refers to Jiang Cheng’s last battle in the war against foreigners. The head of the Second Division of Spring Rain is Ma Dong in the original book—one of the three evil stars of the Spring Rain Pirates, the one with an eye on his forehead. However, it has already been cut by Jiang Cheng in this book.)

"I don't understand what you're talking about at all." Jiang Cheng said casually, "I'm sorry, you may have identified the wrong person. My name is Jiang Cheng, I'm neither a Yetu nor a samurai, just a wandering ronin. ."

"Really?" Yueyong clapped her hands, and a door opened instantly.

After Jiang Cheng saw the scene clearly, he was stunned, and saw Yin Shi was sleeping soundly with a bottle of wine and a lazi. Next to him was a tied boy with glasses.

"It's really good friends. I just drank a few glasses of wine and listened to some nice things, so I said all of them."

Jiang Cheng rushed over with a black line on his face, and kicked Yin Shi fiercely a few times.

"Why?!" Yin Shi scolded and climbed up from the ground, and then saw Jiang Cheng in front of him.

"Are you an idiot?!" Jiang Cheng cursed while kicking.

"Although it is a weak hope, I hope to catch it, please help us." Yueyong came from behind Jiang Cheng with a pleading voice.

Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yue Yong, who was kneeling on one knee, not knowing what to say.

"No matter what the cost, as long as Yoshihara can get rid of that Night King, I will do anything!"

"Get up first, I hate this." Jiang Cheng could only say in the end.

"Xinbaha, what's wrong with you, Xinbaha!" Yin Shi shook the delicate Xinbaha and kept shouting.

"His words are fine, he just stayed at a certain club for one night yesterday." Yueyong's voice came.

"What kind of club is that! What kind of club has such a professional bundling method! What kind of game is that!" Yin Shi frantically complained, but he still loosened the tie for Xin Bazhu.

"Gin-sang!" Shin Baha, who was untied, threw himself into Yin Shi's arms with tears in his eyes, "They, they did so many things to me... woo woo woo"

"Yoshiyoshi, Xinba won't cry, just treat what happened to you as a dream and forget it." Yin Shi comforted.

"What an innocent young man, I still remember that Jiang Cheng's first reaction was similar to yours..." Before Yin Shi could finish, he was kicked from behind by Jiang Cheng.

"See what's going on right now! You're an idiot! An absolute idiot! After ten years of seeing you, you thought your brain damage was cured!! How can there be a friend who tells you all about it after a few glasses of wine?!!" Jiang Anger spouted.

"No, they also gave me a membership card and voucher, and a year's worth of strawberry milk." Yinshi retorted.

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