Maybe a Fake Gintama

One day at noon, Yoshihara.

After lunch, Jiang Cheng said "Thank you for the treat" and stood up while humming a little tune, and then he was about to go back to his room to have an in-depth discussion with his newly purchased game.

But before Jiang Cheng could start, the nichilun on the dining table suddenly raised his head, raised his index finger and said with a smile: "You should exercise properly occasionally, otherwise you will get moldy. I have been staying in the room for a week. Right? You need to go out and exercise properly, right?"

Jiang Cheng dismissed this, snorted and said, "It doesn't matter! I get enough exercise every day! Whether it's my head (here it refers to concentration on the game) or my body! (here it refers to my hands)"

"Shut up, your game has been confiscated today." Yue Yong put down the soup bowl and said coldly.

"Huh?!" Jiang Cheng was about to argue when the cell phone in his arms suddenly vibrated twice.

Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone and saw that it was a text message from Kagura...

…

"I've kept you waiting for a long time," Gintoki stepped into the door of the lounge, folded his hands and chuckled, "Although time is a bit tight, I feel that I have found a very powerful companion."

With that said, Gintoki stepped aside, pointed at the people behind him and introduced loudly: "Look! These are the members of the freshman F.C Oedo team!"

"How big!" Jiangcheng, who was wearing Karasuno's No. 10 sportswear, kicked Gintoki and cursed, "Didn't you say we were playing volleyball?! Why did it become football?!"

"Well, Jiang Chengsang, calm down." Xin Baji, who was wearing a blue football uniform, quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng, "Because the situation was very urgent, I lied a little. Please, Help us a little.”

"Who cares!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and shouted, rolling his eyes, "I came out to do some exercise because Yueyue told me I couldn't stand it! Isn't the text message talking about volleyball?!"

"It's not bad, they are all balls anyway." Kagura said.

“It’s completely different!!”

Looking at the commotion, Jiang Cheng and others, as well as the strange people in different costumes behind them: (Kondo and Hasegawa, whose naked bodies are partly mosaic, are doing some kind of free exercise, wrapped in pink The little monkey lying on the ground in a bath towel, Gui and Elizabeth, who are cosplaying young football players, and A Miao, who has a sports headband on his forehead, boxing gloves on his hands, an orange fighting vest and sports shorts, and the last one is wearing a black Jiang Cheng, who wore the No. 10 volleyball uniform, and Daisaku Amao, who was wearing the No. 11 blue football uniform, knelt down directly.

I saw Ami Kneeling on the ground, holding his loveless head and looking up to the sky and shouting: "Jesus Christ! (Oh God!) Who are these guys?! Are they a masked army that came from some hellish place? ?!"

After saying that, Amanwei Luo stood up directly, pointed at the people in front of him and complained exaggeratedly: "It has reached a level where it would be unnatural to look at it without Aqin! Where are you? Aqin, where are you? ah?!"

(Aqin’s cross-dressing reward: a Japanese cross-dressing comedy show.)

"And Shenye said that," Kagura added.

(A spoof of Katori Shinno as his partner in Achin’s Drag Race.)

Jiang Cheng looked at the African man in front of him with a puzzled look, who spoke a somewhat stiff Japanese and was wearing a blue jersey and a head full of dreadlocks.

He asked in a low voice to Xin Baji who was standing aside: "Xin Baji, who is this person?"

"That's it, it's F.C. Oedo's star player, Ami Luo Daisaku." Shinpachi explained in a low voice, "This seems to be Ami Luo Sang's retirement memorial match, but it seems that we screwed it up …That’s why I asked you to come and help me…”

"Not interested, goodbye." Before Xin Baji could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng left a sentence and turned around.

"Wait! Jiang Cheng-sang!" Xin Baji quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng and whispered in Jiang Cheng's ear, "Aganwei Luosang is doing it for his son. For his son, this game must be We're about to score a goal! Please, Jiang Chengsang, give me a little help."

"It doesn't matter at all!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Why are you participating in the competition? Where are the original team members? What happened to the original team members? Were they eaten by you?!"

"Because of some accidents..." Xin Bajia turned away and scratched the back of his head, saying a little embarrassedly.

"So it has nothing to do with me! You should make up for your own mistakes!"

"If you're to blame, blame your precious niece," Gintoki picked his nostrils and pointed at Kagura with passion on his face, "It's all because of her original team members who ended up in the emergency center for drinking that kind of stuff. of."

"That kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, "What weird thing did you do?"

"Aru came here just to sell beer," Kagura raised her hand and replied, "But those guys said they couldn't drink before the game, and they also said they only wanted to drink Pocari Aru, so I went to Pocari Aru specifically. Make powder for them to drink."

"Wait a minute, what is the Pocari Powder you are talking about?" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked expressionlessly.

"That." Kagura pointed to the marking cart that was used to draw white lines on the lawn. "But I didn't expect that their [Precious Mineral Power] was so small. After drinking just a little, they lay on the ground and stopped moving. "

"Hey, that's just lime powder." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "It's the powder that makes people reach the dividing line between dead or alive."

"Basically, this is the situation," Gintoki nodded with his hands crossed, "So you are the only ones who can help Amiara!"

"That makes sense," Jiang Cheng nodded, "It's too big!! So you have to make up for the troubles you have caused! Why drag irrelevant people into it?! I have hated you the most since the beginning. It’s one o’clock!”

"Huh?!" Gintoki was unhappy and rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "The same goes for you! In the past, when you went to Hualiu Street to play with women's feelings and forced a group of wandering girls to seek death and life for you, who helped you? Have you forgotten all the things that were settled?! Ah?!"

"I don't remember that kind of thing at all!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his veins popping out, "Don't talk nonsense to me here!"

"It's still exactly the same as before. When it comes to going to the battlefield, we keep arguing. Really, there's no growth at all." Gui, who was cosplaying a football player and wearing an Elizabeth eyepatch, folded his hands and snorted softly, " So haven’t I reminded you two many times before? You must be fully prepared before going to the battlefield. Unlike you, I have been fully prepared and have perfectly previewed football-related knowledge. .”

(Kasura here is wearing Toho’s team uniform.)

Elizabeth, who was cosplaying Morisaki Yuzo on the side, raised the white wooden raft at the right time: [I am Morisaki]

(Morisaki Yuzo: the goalkeeper of young soccer player Minagaru.)

Jiang Cheng and Ginshi, who were pinching each other, chose to ignore it. However, Amiluo on the side couldn't help complaining: "Hey! That guy next to you must have made a mistake! We are not on the same team at all! Did you just come here after seeing the football player?!"

"It's not a football player, it's the captain's fake Ahfa!" Gui corrected.

"Who cares about you!!"

"Now, wait, what?" The little ape, lying on his side wrapped in a bath towel, licked his lips, kept moving his toes, and held his head with one hand in a seductive pose, "I thought it was a long time no see. I was asked to participate in a competitive competition where I was allowed to play with the ball but not use my hands. I was very enthusiastic~"

Saying that, Kozaru looked at Gintoki who was still fighting with Jiang Cheng, and couldn't wait to shout: "Isn't it just right?! Gin-san! Hurry up! Hurry up and shoot your balls!"

"Take it!!" Gintoki took the football on the side and smashed it directly into Kozaru's face, causing the latter to fly backwards.

"Eh? I heard that I dressed up like this after participating in a sport where I had to kick my testicles to death [beep——]." A Miao frowned slightly and said.

"Eh?" Hasegawa, who was still doing free exercises, took over with a blushing face, "I heard that I wanted to perform "free and easy" ball gymnastics for everyone, so I came like this."

"Eh?" Kondo, who was standing behind Hasegawa, said with a hint of shyness on his face, "I heard that making the best original fried tofu sushi will win the best prize. I just came here like this~"

"Hey! Except for the last guy, everyone else talks about testicles!" Amao Luo shouted.

"No, I'm not," Jiang Cheng raised his hand and retorted, "I came here dressed like this because I heard that I was asked to replace Karasuno No. 10 in the national competition."

"It's not bad either!!" Amiura rolled his eyes and shouted, "It's just football and it has nothing to do with it anyway!"

"Does that mean you don't need us?" Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed, then looked at Shinpachi with a smile, "Everyone said they don't need us anymore, so they can only do nothing to help. Goodbye, Shinpachi. Mr. Ji."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around again.

"Wait a minute! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baji quickly stopped him, "We can't survive without even one person! Now we have just collected eleven people! We can't even finish a single game!"

"Don't worry, it's just that one person is missing. At this level, you can just use [Perseverance] and [Momentum] instead." Jiang Cheng waved his hands, with a look of disapproval on his face, "No problem! As long as With perseverance and momentum, there will be no problems! It doesn’t matter even if there is only one person left! Are you right? Kagura!"

"That makes sense, Aru! At times like this, you can only rely on your momentum! Come on! Amiluo!" Kagura encouraged, "It doesn't matter even if there is only one person left!"

The others listened and nodded while holding their hands.

"That's not possible at all!" Aman Weiluo yelled in collapse, "Do you mean you want me to go alone?! Is that so?! How can one person break through the blockade of eleven people?! No, no, no ! Absolutely not!"

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