Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Haruta, Haruta, it doesn't matter!"

Shinpachi has brought Seita to the shore, but Seita's condition is not very good.

"No...it's okay..." Haruta stood up and replied dazedly.

"Then, let's do it one more time," Jiang Cheng said, and lifted Qingta up again. "I guess I can learn to swim if I do it a hundred times. Come on, Qingta!"

"Hey! That's enough! At least give Haruta-kun a swimming ring!"

…

"You are indeed a brat," Jiang Cheng sighed, looking at Haruta and Gintoki who were swimming with swimming rings in the sea, and muttered a few words with disdain, "How can people learn to swim with something like that? Maybe in the future. He will become a man with naturally curly silver hair."

"Jiang Chengsang, isn't that alien monster no longer in this sea?" Xin Baji said yawning at the side.

"Exactly, I hate eating seafood the most..." Jiang Cheng replied while lying under his umbrella.

"No, it won't be." Hasegawa walked over at this time, "That guy must be in this sea, I can feel it!...The alien monster is waiting to confront us, waiting for the decisive battle between men!... The excitement when there is no way out! And the feelings of a man! ...The alien monster must be waiting for that tense battle to come, hiding its entity and not showing up! Can you understand this feeling? "

After saying that, Hasegawa finally raised his head, but when he looked up, he saw that Shinbaji had also jumped into the sea at some point. Jiang Cheng beside him had already fallen asleep. Next to him were Kagura and A Miao, who were holding umbrellas.

"Miss, can you understand how I feel?"

"Yes, I can." A Miao replied, and took out a lunch box again, opened it and handed it to Hasegawa, "If you don't mind, would you like one? I made it this morning, egg yolk."

Looking at the indescribable object exuding a dark aura in the lunch box, Hasegawa swallowed his saliva, "Uh...that..."

"You can't fight if you're hungry," A Miao replied.

Hasegawa looked at A Miao's clear eyes and could only pick up a piece and stuff it into his mouth. However, after chewing a few mouthfuls, Hasegawa's face, no, it should be said that his skin color turned green, green and gray. kind……

"If you don't mind, would you like another one?" A Miao handed over her lunch box again.

"Uh, no, I'm already full..." Hasegawa quickly refused, pretending to be full, and looked at Kagura aside, "Little girl, can you understand... how I feel? …”

"It's great, everyone can swim." Kagura said looking at Haruta and Shinpachi who were playing in the sea, and Gintoki lying on the swimming ring.

"That's right, little girl, you are afraid of the sun, so you can't bathe in the sea." Hasegawa finally understood and looked into the sea, "But it's actually safer not to go into the water. Maybe the alien monster will jump out soon." Come out, do you think those people are okay..."

"No matter what, these people who don't listen to what others say will die..."

As soon as Hasegawa finished speaking, he saw Kagura walking over holding a spherical stone with a diameter exceeding the height of an adult.

"It's great, everyone can swim..." Kagura held up the stone and looked at the sea.

"Little girl? What are you planning to do?" Hasegawa said quickly, "Besides, where did you find such a big thing?"

"Looking at other people's happiness, it's better to destroy them all." Kagura said seriously.

"Everyone, run, there's a crazy girl! This kid is absolutely crazy!" Hasegawa had just finished shouting when he saw something like a shark fin appear behind the uncle who was being used as bait, and it was getting closer and closer.

"Hey, everyone, run! We're being attacked from two sides!" Hasegawa shouted quickly.

But it was a bit far away, and the people playing in the sea couldn't hear it at all.

"Little girl, wait a minute!" Hasegawa shouted to Kagura beside him.

"Oh." Kagura said and put down the big stone, but what he didn't notice was that it hit Jiang Cheng next to him.

"Hey! Brother! Brother, are you okay?" Hasegawa looked at Jiang Cheng, who was already vomiting blood, and asked quickly.

"Well... it's not a big problem," Jiang Cheng said as he lifted the big stone and stood up, "Kagura-chan, that's not how beach volleyball is played."

Jiang Cheng held up the stone with one hand and wiped the blood from his mouth with the other hand.

"See clearly! This is how real beach volleyball should be played!" Jiang Cheng said and threw the big stone in the direction exactly where Gintoki was. After throwing it, Jiang Cheng still shouted, "Gintoki~ Pick up the volleyball~"

Gintoki finally woke up. He looked at the rocks getting closer and closer to him and didn't know what to say. At the same time, Gintoki also heard the scream of the chow mein boss coming from behind him. At this moment, Gintoki turned around. , only then did I finally discover a huge alien monster that looked like a shark, but it was much larger...

"It's really a double attack!" Gintoki murmured. At the same time, the stone fell into the sea, and after the huge splash, the sea calmed down again.

…

"It's all your fault! Little brother!" Hasegawa on the side felt bad when he saw the current situation.

"Ah, I didn't expect that there really are alien monsters." Jiang Cheng said in surprise, but still waved his hand, "Don't worry, I will hold a funeral for them at the same time."

"Is now the time to talk about this?!" Yue Yong ran over angrily, grabbed Jiang Cheng and threw Jiang Cheng into the sea.

After seeing this scene, A Miao thought for a moment and threw Hasegawa into the sea.

"Hey! Why!..." Hasegawa shouted in the air, "Why even me..."

"You two men are the only ones left! At times like this, men have to take responsibility!" Yue Yong shouted from the shore.

"That's right." A Miao agreed.

"Pfft..." Jiang Cheng raised his head from the sea and spat out a mouthful of sea water. "The salty and fishy smell... is so disgusting..." Jiang Cheng retched a few times as he spoke.

At the same time, Hasegawa's head popped up from the sea beside him. "It seems that now is not the time to talk about this! Look behind us! Behind us!" Hasegawa shouted.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai slowly turned his head and saw the alien monster facing him with a grin...

"Hello... hello." Jiang Cheng reluctantly smiled, then turned around and swam crazily towards the shore.

"Hey! Brother! Wait for me!" Hasegawa shouted from behind, "Aren't you here to save people?!"

"I will cry for ten more minutes during the funeral, so let them go with peace of mind!" Jiang Cheng shouted without looking back, "And I really hate the smell of the sea!"

"Swim back for me, Hundan!" Yue Yong shouted, jumped down, and hit Jiang Cheng in the head with his kick.

"What are you doing!" Jiang Cheng yelled, covering the wound on his head.

Then the two of them started fighting again in the sea, but just as they were getting up, a huge shadow appeared on Jiang Cheng's head.

Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong turned around at the same time and saw eyes bigger than a human head staring at them...

"Hello..." Jiang Cheng said and turned around to swim to the shore again.

"Hey! Leave the woman behind and run away! Are you still a man?!" Yue Yong chased after him, shouting as he chased.

"Hey, you two don't have to run away..." Hasegawa's voice sounded from behind.

"Hey, there seems to be a sound." Yue Yong said,

"Don't look back! If you do, you will definitely be eaten! Do you know the story of the sad ghost? This must be the case now!" Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

"You two, it's really okay!" Hasegawa's voice sounded again.

"Would you like to look back?" Yue Yong suggested.

"Don't look at it! It's just the sound of death! It's on the same level as the mermaid's song!" Jiang Cheng replied, and at the same time shouted without looking back, "Madao! Don't worry, I will make one for you. A grand funeral!"

"Can you listen to what people are saying! How big your brain is!" Gintoki's voice sounded.

"Even Gintoki..." Jiang Cheng wiped the corners of his eyes unbearably, and at the same time shouted without looking back, "Gintoki! Your burial gift is a year's worth of strawberry milk, don't worry!"

But that's it. The next moment, Shinpachi was thrown over by Gintoki and hit Jiang Cheng on the head.

At this time, Yue Yong turned around and found that everyone was lying on the back of the alien monster safely...

…

Jiang Cheng sat on the beach, looking at the people in the distance who were having fun playing with the alien monsters, curled his lips and lay down again.

"Although he looks like that, that guy is actually not bad." Hasegawa said from the side, "That guy must just want to play with us... I understand, because the guys who live in the sea are not bad. Because the sea can cleanse All evil..."

But Jiang Cheng had already fallen asleep...