My Inseparable House Guests

[Everyone can read the book well, but pay attention to research and rest. Our website is updated the fastest and best, free of charge and no pop-up ads, hot blood novel network:, Baidu xieyixs is enough] "You don't want it yourself." Big Meow Said, "If you really want to open a harem, I can arrange for every tenant who comes to you to be the kind of girl who can be overthrown without thinking, how about it?"

"Forget it." Fang Ze hastily refused, "I don't want to see what our little boy's hatchet looks like."

"You laughed at Brother Cheng and died early, and Brother Cheng laughed at you huh huh." Before Da Miao finished speaking, Fang Ze grabbed the dead fat orange and stuffed it into his arms.

"You're the one who talks a lot, you're the only one who talks a lot."

After being bored for a while, Fang Ze released Big Meow, then looked at him and said, "Hurry up and give me my reward."

"Not gentle at all." Da Miao complained to Fang Ze.

After listening to Da Miao's words, Fang Ze pointed to the Meikuan and the puppet in the cat box and said, "If you are as cute as his two halves, you can see whether I am gentle or not to you."

"Protest against racial discrimination in the cat-pleasing world." Big Meow raised its paw and said, "Whether it is an ugly cat, a fat cat or a thin cat, as long as the cat can be touched, it is a good cat."

Big Miao and Fang Ze finished their quarrel, and then said to Fang Ze, "First give you the gift that Harley Quinn gave you."

Fang Ze could hear a hint of schadenfreude in Da Miao's mouth, and was about to ask what was going on, only to see an extra card in Da Miao's paw.

Fang Ze picked up the card, only to see that there was a drawing on it that looked neither human nor ghost, with a line of words next to it, 'Mr. Fang Ze is a good man. '

What a ghost.

Fang Ze never expected that he would be issued a good person card by Harley Quinn.

Even if it's a good person card, you should obviously send it to Chen Jian, okay?

Although Fang Ze really wanted to throw away the card, but as a person with a little squirrel syndrome, he still put the card in a card bag that he didn't use before, and kept it.

"Tell me what ability Harley Quinn can give me." Fang Ze looked at Big Meow and asked, "Could it be some kind of baseball bat master or something."

"You think so beautifully." Big Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "You ask what ability a lunatic has, and the greatest ability is of course not to play cards according to common sense."

"Harley Quinn has reserved thirty abilities for you." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "Do you feel happy?"

"Tell me first what these thirty abilities are." Fang Ze felt a bad premonition.

"Included in these abilities are the life-like ones such as women's high make-up, and there are also combat-like ones such as the secrets of hitting people with a baseball bat. There are also some such as sacrificing one's own sanity in exchange for great power."

"Generally speaking." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "Good abilities and bad abilities, useful abilities and useless abilities, let's split it 50-50."

"Please introduce it in detail." Fang Ze said.

"It's been said that lunatics don't play cards according to common sense." Da Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "This is not a happy choice of three, but one out of thirty."

"It means that this time I can't take the initiative to choose, I can only choose randomly?"

"Yes." Big Meow nodded, "This was requested by Harley Quinn herself, so there is nothing we can do about it."

"Don't tell me that all the guests who have lived in my house before know that I can acquire part of their abilities." Fang Ze looked at Big Meow and said, "Judging from the details, they don't know your existence at all."

"You forgot that Harley Quinn, like Deadpool, can break the dimension wall." Big Meow shook his head and said to Fang Ze, "It's normal for a madman to have one or two special abilities."

"Okay." Fang Ze looked at Big Meow and asked, "What are my chances of extracting unreliable abilities such as reducing my sanity and improving my physical fitness."

"One-third." Big Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "Another reminder, this ability is actually not the most unreliable.

The most unreliable one is to fully develop your inner desire. For example, a lolicon like you may not be able to resist going to the kindergarten to snatch a loli, and then die under the gun of the police. "

"You might as well turn me into a pervert." Fang Ze thought carefully, and said to Big Miao, "Forget it, the risk is too great, I will give up this lottery."

"Give it a go, you can turn a bicycle into a motorcycle, brother." Big Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "After all, there are only a few unreliable abilities. You have to know that Harley Quinn is an Olympic-level gymnast, or a disguise. Master, if you can draw these two abilities of hers, you will be developed."

"Small gambling makes you happy, big gambling hurts your body, and the scull flies to ashes." Fang Ze said firmly, "I don't want to become the group of old guys in the gambling quit bar. I am determined not to block. I am living a happy life now. Not only do I have cats And Luoli, why should I bet, let alone a third, even if it is one hundredth, I wouldn't bet that."

"Okay then." Big Miao looked very sorry, it stood up and said to Fang Ze, "Then I'll go first."

"You remind me first, next week's guest." Fang Ze asked Big Meow, "Could it be another animal?"

"It's indeed an animal." Da Miao said, "The prompt words are singing and hypnosis."

"Singing and hypnosis?" Fang Ze was just about to ask something, when he saw the big cat hopping back to his territory, leaving only two kittens looking at him pitifully, as if they were hungry.

Fang Ze took out Big Meow's cat food and fed it to the two kittens. Just as he was thinking about how to deal with the two cats, the doorbell rang.

Fang Ze got up and opened the door to see that it was Chen Jian.

"She's gone already?" Chen Jianjin said.

"Well, go home."

"Then I'll take these two cats back first." Chen Jian said to Fang Ze, "Before she left, she told me to take care of her cats and she will come next time."

"Maybe." Fang Ze didn't have the heart to hit Chen Jian.

"Are you really in love with her?" Chen Jian came out with the cat box and asked as he walked.

"It can be regarded as liking, but there is still a gap between love and love."

"The story of staying away from crazy girls and rich boys is true. I always thought that only Mary Sue wrote that."

"It's already been said whether it's liking or love." Chen Jian said to Fang Ze, "As a person who has been under strict supervision since childhood, it's not normal to have a crush on this kind of girl who is completely real and not at all hypocritical. ?"

"Besides, it's rare to see such a simple girl these days."

Although Chen Jian's evaluation of Harley Quinn's innocent girl made Fang Ze want to complain.

But really speaking, Harley Quinn can indeed be regarded as a simple girl.

It’s kind of like, ‘I rob, I set fires, and I like to knock people’s heads off with a baseball bat, but I’m a good girl. ’ This feeling.

Simple and unpretentious, it is indeed different from the coquettish and cheap things outside.

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