My Inseparable House Guests

After a few people talked for a while, Fang Ze was ready to withdraw. The method is very simple, just change the alarm to the ringtone of the mobile phone, and then set a time for it to ring.

Fang Ze adjusted the time to five minutes later, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Squad Leader Hao looking at the burly Bruce and saying, "Which unit is this brother from? One person can beat down more than a dozen people. I'm afraid he is a special soldier." ?”

"Secretary unit." Bruce responded sternly.

"Understood, even if it's not a confidential unit, it's not easy to take a vacation after all. If you don't get involved in something, you don't get involved."

Squad leader Hao looked at Director Li and asked, "Xiao Li, do you still remember the old Huang in our camp?"

"Which one?" Director Li asked in a daze.

"Which one else could it be, the one who got the second-class merit and was put in confinement." Squad leader Hao said, "Did you forget?"

"Oh." Director Li suddenly realized, and suddenly it rang out who Squad Leader Hao was talking about.

"What did you say so mysteriously?" Lao Sha asked.

"In our battalion, there used to be a comrade-in-arms with excellent qualities." Squad leader Hao held a wine glass in one hand, and danced funnyly with the other.

"This man, when I went back to my hometown last time, my family introduced a blind date to me. Although I only stayed for a few days, the two saw each other right and got engaged."

"And then." Fang Cheng asked as he stuffed a peanut into his mouth.

"Then think about it, the flowery fiancee returned to the army after a few days of intimacy. My comrade-in-arms thought it would be impossible. Then I asked for leave from my superiors, saying that I wanted to go home. But he just returned home Once, how could it be possible to let him go back again, so he might not be allowed to leave, and my comrade-in-arms couldn’t find all kinds of reasons.”

"A month later, an exercise was organized in the army, and all members of the battalion were required to participate. Everyone was in the camp at the time. The day before the departure, this comrade-in-arms said that he was not feeling well, just like the kind who couldn't get out of bed. look."

"At that time, everyone was about to leave, and the battalion commander had no choice but to let him stay in the camp, and then let the military doctor prescribe medicine to take care of him. Who knew that as soon as we left, this kid bribed the military doctor and slipped out of the camp. Then I drove home to see my wife."

"Then Jean found out?" Lao Sha asked impatiently. Everyone is very interested in this story.

"Not at the beginning." Li Ju took the words of Squad Leader Hao and said, "Our supervision was not as strict as it is now, and with the help of a military doctor, this kid went home smoothly all the way and stayed with his fiancée. A few days later, I guessed that the acting was about to end, so I took the bus back."

"Meet the leader of the battalion?" Fang Cheng asked curiously.

"It's okay to meet the leader. When the time comes, say a few words to soften him, and let him go. That day, there happened to be three robbers on the bus who specialize in robbery with knives. So halfway through the bus, these three people asked to stop and rob , This kid is still rushing back, seeing what is going on, he struggled to get a cut on his arm, and cleaned up the three robbers three times and two times."

"These three robbers were pressed by a car and they were about to reach the terminal, because the driver had called the police before, so there were policemen waiting at the terminal. My comrade-in-arms thought to myself, when we arrived at the terminal, the police would have to do it." The transcript will be recorded, and when the police come to the camp to confirm his identity, the fact that he went out privately will soon be exposed, so before he arrives at the terminal, he says that he is a soldier and has a mission, so he leaves in advance. The car is gone."

"The bad thing is that this kid didn't turn his head around for a while, and said that he was a soldier." Squad leader Hao clapped his hands and said with a smile, "At that time, everyone was innocent. An old lady in the car guessed that this young man It was from our battalion who was stationed recently, so they came to the door with a basket of eggs."

"The situation at that time was like this." Li Ju also completely recalled this incident,

He smiled and said, "After listening to my aunt, our battalion commander reckoned that our battalion was conducting an exercise at this time. No one was going out, so he told my aunt that maybe the brave young man was shy, so he said he was in the army."

"But I never expected that for the convenience of going back, that kid was wearing a military uniform inside and just a coat on the outside. He thought that he would just throw the coat at the military doctor when he went back. Who knew that the aunt saw his insides. In military uniform, he insisted that this person belonged to our battalion, and said that he asked our battalion commander to pull everyone out one by one and she wanted to recognize him."

"At that time, we all paid attention to the fish and water conditions of the soldiers and civilians. The aunt said that it was such a creditable thing to recognize people. Just as the battalion commander was about to call everyone out, he suddenly thought that our comrade-in-arms might sneak out. "

"Then let people recognize it?" Lao Sha asked.

"You don't know how funny that scene is." Squad Leader Hao patted his thigh and said, "Our comrade-in-arms would not come out after he found out, and continued to pretend to be sick. In the end, the battalion commander asked someone to carry him out. The aunt faced the battalion. Chang said: It’s this baby, it’s this baby. Then our comrades quickly waved: I’m not, I’m not, ma’am, you’ve got the wrong person.”

"The results of it."

"There was a gash on the arm. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't hide it. I was given a second-class merit, and then I was sent to confinement. Others said it was a second-class merit obtained from confinement."

Several people were amused by this interesting story. Bruce didn't know the way, but Fang Ze could tell that Captain Hao thought Bruce was someone who sneaked out of the army, and he told this story as a warning.

But Fang Ze doesn't care, what do these people mean if they don't know what to say if they don't turn around three times, the right way is to get out of this meal as soon as possible.

At this time, Fang Zeding also thought about the alarm. Fang Ze slid his phone, pretended to be connected, and hummed a few times, then put the phone back in his pocket.

"There is something in the school, and it is said that it may be related to the internship, so we have to go first." Fang Ze stood up and said to everyone, "I am still a student, so uncles, please let me be lenient, and there will be no punishment for drinking."

"It's okay, it's okay, students still have to focus on their studies, not like us big bastards." Squad leader Hao pointed to Bruce and said, "What about your friend, why don't you stay and drink with us."

"Old Bu has to drive for me." Fang Ze said affectionately touching Bruce's shoulder, "I haven't got my driver's license yet."

"That's fine." Fang Ze was not the protagonist in this dinner, so the few people didn't care too much, and agreed with Fang Ze to leave.

Fang Ze pulled Bruce out the door and walked down the corner of the second floor. Just as he was downstairs, he saw a long-haired girl walking towards him and Old Bu suddenly.