My Inseparable House Guests

When every boy grows up, he doesn't like going out with his parents more or less. Some are because there is no common topic, and some are afraid of parents nagging. But the reason why Dialect is particularly unwilling to go out with his mother is a little different, he is afraid of embarrassment.

The story started twenty-six years ago. At that time, a single programmer came back from abroad. Because he did not have his own social circle in China, he asked his aunt to introduce him to a partner. At that time, when he had a blind date for the first time, he was shocked by the domestic atmosphere. So when he saw the 16-year-old girl-like appearance of his blind date, he immediately called his aunt to popularize science. It is illegal to marry or have a relationship with an underage girl. The management is not so strict, but his conscience cannot go up or down. So while he was on the phone, he said sorry to the girl. This blind date might end early, and at this moment, the girl spoke.

"I'm already twenty." The girl said as she took out her ID card and slapped it on the table. The man originally thought it was the girl joking with her, but when he took a look at the ID card, he found that the photo of the girl was indeed on the ID card, and she was already twenty years old.

Originally, I told my aunt that I wanted her to introduce a new blind date to a man. Looking at the woman, she was already twenty years old, but she still looked exactly like a fifteen or sixteen year old girl. Although there was no such thing as a lolicon in that era , but a certain hobby in the man's heart was also stirred up.

The next plot is that the man has since decided that this woman is going to be his wife, and then in the era when there were few loli control and basically no competitors, he finally chased the girl, got married and had children. This man is Fang Yang's father, and the woman is Fang Yang's mother.

Two years after Fang's father and Fang's mother got married, the dialect was born, and his tragic cry began. Don't say that because Fang's mother became a mother earlier, she doesn't know how to take care of the dialect. Just talking about other people's guesses about the relationship between the two makes the dialect want to run away from home.

When Fangyan was five years old, Fang’s mother took Fangyan out, and when others saw Fangyan and Fang’s mother, they would ask Fangyan, “Take the children from relatives around.” Then Fang’s mother nodded decisively, without even refuting. . Fang Ma was already twenty-seven years old at that time, but she looked like an eighteen-year-old girl who was just about to go to college.

When Dialect was ten years old, Fang's mother's appearance finally barely reached twenty years old. When people see Fang Ma who is leading the dialect on the road, they will step up and ask kindly, this is your nephew.

Nephew, your sister! I don't know if this is my mother. The sensitive dialect when I was a child wanted to tell any passerby that this was his mother, and he was not a child without a mother. Because at that time, the children in the class would often say to Fang Yan, "Why is your little aunt picking you up, don't you have a mother?"

No mother, this is a malicious mockery for a child. And how dialect hopes that one day on the road, people will treat him and Fang's mother as relatives. However, this wish soon came true when Fang Yan was fifteen years old.

When Fang Yan was fifteen, Fang's mother's real age was almost forty, and her apparent age was twenty-five.

Therefore, when dialect and Fang's mother go out, everyone usually asks Fang's mother, "Is this your brother?"

And Mother Fang also nodded shamelessly and said yes, and then touched Fang Yan's head to express her intimacy. And during that time, many students in Dialect would envy Fangyan for having such a young sister, and the older friends who Fangyan knew who played basketball, after seeing Fang's mother, suddenly became very good at Fangyan, not only became more active on the court. He is more gentle, and will take the initiative to buy water for the dialect after playing.

Just when Dialect was at a loss and wondered if these people were gay, these people would secretly come over to Dialect and ask, "Does your sister have a boyfriend?"

Yes, and I know him very well!

Marrying Fang's mother is definitely the most bragging thing in Fang's father's life.

In that era when there were few lolicons, Father Fang abducted Mother Fang as a returnee. Although he didn't make a name for himself after returning to China, he was basically just dawdling around, but people who don't know Father Fang generally think that Fang Dad is a successful man.

The reason lies in Fang Ma.

Fang's father is a rather vicissitude-looking person, he doesn't look old, he just looks like an uncle. When Fang Yan was fifteen years old, Fang's father basically looked like a man of forty-five or sixteen. Every time Fang's father took Fang's mother and his wife holding hands to go shopping, shopping, and eating. After being seen by Dad Fang's clients or unfamiliar friends, these people will ask: Is this your daughter?

At this time, Father Fang would shake his hands vigorously, and then proudly said, "This is my daughter-in-law."

Immediately, the eyes of these people looking up at Father Fang were exactly the same as looking up at a big boss worth over 100 million yuan. After all, for any man, being able to marry a daughter of his peers is definitely a big shot among big shots. And this situation became more common after the milk tea and Qiangdong incident spread throughout the country.

People who know Fang's father all talk about Fang's father when they are boasting at the wine table. It's roughly like this: everyone I know has found a young wife who just graduated from college, and that person is a winner in life.

Of course, Fang’s father was proud of it for a few years. A few years later, when Fang Yan was eighteen years old, the wind of makeup, one of the four major magic arts in Asia, began to blow into China. After Fang’s mother learned to make up, the situation was different again. .

Before the spread of make-up techniques on a large scale, even a fashion-loving lady like Mother Fang only used cosmetics to maintain her skin. Later, because Fang's mother looked young, she couldn't hang out with middle-aged women of the same age, but hung out with new young people in the unit, so she learned to make up through a girl who likes cosplay.

After Fang's mother mastered the basic makeup skills in just one week, even if it is only the most basic makeup skills, Fang's mother can make her in her 40s look like her 20s in about half an hour. Fang Ma, who was 12 years old, turned into a little girl hovering in her twenties.

And from now on, when Father Fang and Mother Fang go out, everyone will smile and say, 'Your father-daughter relationship is really good', 'Yo, your daughter is so old'

Fang's father actually wanted to explain, but Fang's mother loves to play so much, so he called her uncle sweetly, and these uncles also treated Fang's mother as a junior and took good care of her. During the Chinese New Year that year, each of Fang’s father’s clients came to pay New Year’s greetings at home, and they gave two red envelopes, one in dialect and one in Fang’s mother.

Then after giving the red envelope, he asked Father Fang. ‘Your pair of children are very beautiful, and their mother must be a great beauty too’

Father Fang: . . . . .

Of course, this is the blow to Fang's father after Fang's mother learned to make up. As for Fangyan, it simply created a legendary story passed down by students in the dialect school, which made Fangyan almost dare not admit that he is from this school after graduation. student.

Dialect is eighteen years old, and the third year of senior high school is approaching the college entrance examination. Because it was rumored that the vernacular questions would be difficult that year, so the pressure on dialect is a bit heavy. Fang's mother loves her son very much, and she will come to dialect's school every week to treat dialect to a delicious meal, and then watch a movie or something.

And that time happened to be when everyone seldom went home. On Saturdays and Sundays, it was the time for making up classes at school. In addition, because of his excellent sports skills, he knew a lot of people.

After coming and going, within a few weeks, the alumni who knew Dialect had basically seen Fang Ma and Dialect having dinner and watching movies together intimately.

Since she was in the third year of high school, everyone had very little communication, so even though many people saw Fang Yan eating and watching movies with Fang's mother, it happened that during that time Fang's mother had to put on makeup every time she went out, forcing her to be about the same age as Dialect.

So many people who are not familiar with the dialect regard Fang Ma as the dialect's girlfriend. This also caused many girls who originally wanted to confess their love to the dialect during the stressful period of senior year to give up.

After all, the pressure is already great enough. If the confession is rejected again, it will mean that you don't want to live.

Later, after the third year of high school exams was over, a girl who was a bit silly and cute on weekdays came to find Fangyan, and told Fangyan what she was going to confess to him.

Of course, what made the dialect become a legend was not that I missed the confession of many girls, but what happened next. If time could be turned back, Dialect would never have explained too much to this silly and cute girl back then.

The situation at that time was like this, although Fang Yan had no intention of dating this silly girl, but Fang Yan still explained that the girl who had been eating and watching movies with him was actually his mother, not his girlfriend.

But later, I don’t know whether it was a problem with the dialect’s hasty explanation at that time, or it was a problem with this silly girl’s understanding. After the college entrance examination, when Fang Yan went back to school to get the college entrance examination application form, he found that many people who knew him pointed at him and said something to other people.

Dialect became a celebrity seemingly overnight.

Confused, Dialect went to the office to pick up his application form. A male teacher who had played with Dialect before suddenly came over and asked Dialect kindly how much he scored in the college entrance examination.

Dialect told the male teacher his score, and the male teacher was very pleased to say, this score is not bad, I was originally one of you, you would fail the test because of your family affairs.

What the hell? What's wrong with my family? In dialect, he asked the male teacher what the request was in doubt. The male teacher was embarrassed to answer at first, but couldn't bear the dialect several times, so he said, "I have a student who said that you had a girlfriend in high school and ended up becoming your stepmother. Although I only talk about this kind of thing I’ve seen it on TV, but I didn’t expect such a thing to happen in reality. You must adjust your mentality, after all, maybe that girl and your dad are true love.”

It was true love!

The dialect immediately understood where the problem was.

Later, after many inquiries, the dialect was learned. The silly girl from before made up what he said was her mother's automatic brain. Fang's mother was originally Dialect's girlfriend.

And because it was too late to discover the dialect, rumors of various magical versions had spread in the school. Among them, Fang's mother in dialect was really in love with each other, and Fang's father took away Fang's mother in order to learn more dialect. Fang's mother approached the dialect just to marry Fang's father and other bloody plots.

The dialect that has been expected to become famous has become a legend in the school with the help of Fang's mother, and the legendary story will be passed down from generation to generation.

Dialect, who originally intended to apply for a local university, swore at that moment that he would go to another university to study if he was killed!

Fang Yan finally applied for a university in a second-tier city along the northern coast under Fang's mother's reluctant eyes.

When Fang Yan was in college, Huaxia was at the time when the wave of uncles was on the rise. In order to make it easier to pick up girls, Dialect learned to play music, guitar and bass, and began to develop his image in the direction of uncles.

The hair is so long that it hangs down to the ears, and it is almost ready to be braided. The beard is unshaven, and it looks like a savage from the mountains.

But that was the most popular image of a boy at the time, and Fang Yan also used this appearance to kill all over the girls, and he was not good at it, and then one day Fang's mother called Fang Yan and said that she had arrived in the city where Fang Yan was located.

When Fang Yan went to meet his parents with the vicissitudes of the glitz and vicissitudes of the world, he saw Fang's mother standing at the school gate, wearing a school uniform from the Republic of China, and she looked younger than Fang Yan after makeup.

After Fang Yan asked, it turned out that Fang's mother didn't come to see her at all, but was invited by the young lady who taught her makeup before to come over to be a hostess for the comic exhibition. Fang Yan just wanted to say that Mom, you are in your 40s, and you still have a childlike innocence to accompany a group of teenage children in comic exhibitions. Suddenly, several roommates of Dialect came out of school and planned to organize a group to go to an Internet cafe to open hacks. I saw Dialect and Fang Ma.

A few roommates were coming from family members who knew the dialect, but they didn't know who they were. After seeing Fang's mother, they came to say hello kindly one by one.

Several roommates in Fangyan saw Fang's mother, who was pretty and charming, wearing the school uniform of the Republic of China, and had a younger sister's hair, and then looked at the intimacy between Fangyan and Fang's mother, so they all came over and said to Fangyan, "Fangyan, this It's your sister."

It's your sister, that's my mother!

Just as Fang Yan wanted to explain, he took out his phone screen to look at his vicissitudes of face, and then took another look. Fang's mother was only 20 years old after makeup, and she didn't say that she was my mother.

Otherwise, the dialect probably told the story in high school, and it would have to be retold in college.

Although Dialect gave up Uncle Feng later, in those few years, people kept saying that Fang's mother was Dialect's younger sister, which hit Fangyan quite hard. And what's even more exasperating is that Fang's mother was obsessed with it during that time, of course she wouldn't show that kind of naked cosplay, but even so, the photos taken, after retouching, were still viewed by many people, and Fang Mom also requested that the dialect space be filled with his photos.

For this reason, the dialect also asked Fang's father to ask my mother so that you don't worry. But Father Fang showed a sweet smile, and then said, "Your mother's cosplay, the photographer has always been me, I have nothing to worry about. Besides, since your mother learned to play cosplay, there are new cosplayers every once in a while." Dress up, and my life is much more sexually blessed."

Sexual happiness. . .

Dog abuse! Mom and Dad!

Father Fang has a very classic saying, that is, our Fang family will always have only one baby, and that is you. Mom.

Indeed, because Fang Ma is very young, she always plays with young people, which leads to Fang Ma's mentality is also very young.

There is a mother with a young mind, does it sound good? She thinks that besides being your mother, she can also play with you and be your friend.

But the dialect wants to speak a lot. Fang's mother is now a baby, and the dialect has become a grass on the side of the road. Not only does he have to endure the lowering of his family status, but he also has to endure all kinds of unreliable care from Fang's mother when he was a child.

Dialect feels that it is a miracle that he can grow up to such an adult safely.

Dialect Fang Fang's mother's first unreliable memory came from when he was eight years old.

When Fang Yan was eight years old, one day because the school was on holiday and Fang's father was away, Fang Yan followed Fang's mother to Fang's mother's work unit and accompanied Fang's mother to work.

When I was a child, the dialect was very good, I didn't cry or make trouble, I just sat there quietly and read a book. After watching, Fang Yan looked up and saw Mother Fang eating a bag of potato chips.

By the time the dialect passed by, Fang's mother had finished eating a bag of potato chips happily, and then when she licked her fingers, she was shocked when she found the dialect approaching.

That expression seemed to say, "Why is my son here."

If it is an unreliable mother, if her child finds out that she is stealing food, she will compensate the child. But Fang's mother is not usually unreliable.

As a big baby, Fang's mother didn't feel that it was a sinful thing to steal potato chips in the dialect of a small baby. After wiping her hands clean as if nothing had happened, Fang's mother ignored the eight-year-old's keeping Drooling dialect, get to work!

How could that dialect work? Immediately raised his voice, cried, went over and hugged his mother to eat. Until now, Dialect doesn't know whether Fang's mother really finished eating the snacks or was reluctant to give them to her son.

Anyway, she did something that dialect can't forgive.

The extra chapter of this chapter comes from another novel of mine "Super Taobao Store", which was serialized by the author of this chapter. It seems to start at around 400 chapters. A single chapter will be released once. If you want to read the follow-up, you can also read the author of this chapter in the latest chapter of my book.