Chapter 7 - The two are incompatible

 

 

Shen Jingheng retorted solemnly: "We must use logical thinking to look at problems."

"I really can't stand you anymore!" Chu Yu bounced off the bed decisively, instantly covering Shen Jingheng, looking at him condescendingly, hands on his hips, "Are you really the most powerful Alpha in the galaxy? Right now, I am having doubts about your IQ.

Shen Jingheng called up his IQ test results from the light screen, which reached an astonishing 250.

"This is the result of galaxy certification, very prestigious."

Chu Yu smiled as soon as he saw this number: "It really is two hundred fifty, very prestigious, I believe it."

Shen Jingheng nodded with satisfaction: "Of course you can trust me with confidence."

I believe you are a ghost!

Chu Yu rolled his eyes and waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it, I don't care about this two hundred fifty with you, I ask you, do you really not know how to be a good husband?"

Shen Jingheng frowned: "You disrespect your superior."

Chu Yu was very proud now: "What sir, now is our pre-marriage period, do you know what it means? Let us know each other as husband and wife! Since we are husband and wife, you are not my superior!"

Shen Jingheng thought about it carefully: "Well, you are right, then you should call me 'husband'."

Upon hearing this word, Chu Yu's whole body was ill, and he almost squirted out a mouthful of blood.

"What should I do?!"

"I will also call you 'wife' in the future." Shen Jingheng said rigorously, then looked at Chu Yu and called out earnestly, "Wife."

"Puff--!" Chu Yu squirted out without holding back.

Okay, he admits that Shen Jingheng's face with his solemn call for his wife is very beautiful and fascinating. Not bad...

But what is this all about???!!!

Chu Yu scratched his hair frantically: "No name calling!"

Shen Jingheng was puzzled: "You and I are going to get married. After we get married, we should change to this name, wife."

Wrong! This is not right!!

Chu Yu couldn't tell what was wrong, scratching his head and trying to break the logic: "It's not like this, it's not like this!!!... Anyway, I don't like you calling me that way! Don't call me that way!"

Shen Jingheng thought about it for a while, remembering how the Marshal was getting along with his wife, and suddenly initiated.

"I see, it's Madam, you want to be called Madam by me." Shen Jingheng said affirmatively.

"No, no, no!!!" Chu Yu almost jumped up on the bed, "Hey! Why are you so difficult to communicate, are you an alien? Do we have language barriers?"

Shen Jingheng shook his head affirmatively: "I am not an alien, and there is no language barrier."

"...Don't answer my question seriously ah ah ah ah!!!" Chu Yu is really about to collapse. Is this how his future married life will be? He is so difficult... he doesn't want the admiral anymore! He wants to marry normal Alphas, doesn't he smell good?!

Shen Jingheng has even more difficulty in understanding, but considering that this is also his 100% matching spouse, he patiently said: "Maintaining a good husband and wife relationship requires maintaining good communication."

"Where did you find this theoretical knowledge?!" Chu Yu became irritable. "Whoever communicates with who will be pissed off, okay?"

Shen Jingheng shook his head: "My match with you is 100%, which means that we will have no problems in communication, and there will be no couple problems."

"But we are having a couple problem now!!!"

Shen Jingheng looked at Chu Yu suspiciously: "I communicated with you very smoothly, what's the problem?"

"Ahhhhhh!" Chu Yu looked up to the sky.

"It's best not to shout so loudly, it's not good for your vocal cords." Shen Jingheng said solemnly.

Chu Yu roared bitterly, "I thank you for thinking about me so much!"

"As a husband, it's a must, you are welcome." Shen Jingheng seemed to feel that the current progress was a bit time-consuming, so he took another test paper from the light screen.

Chu Yu saw Shen Jingheng's movements, his scalp was numb, "It can't be, another one???"

Shen Jingheng handed the paper to Chu Yu and said: "In fact, I care a lot about why I only have 5 points, but it shows that I have something to improve in your opinion. Next, we will proceed to the second part. I must get full marks. I need to know the reason, I hope you can explain it to me."

"..." Chu Yu was about to lose his strength, "You...you, you..."

After a long time without you making any sentences, he jumped directly from the bed to the ground, barefoot and ready to run to the door.

Shen Jingheng frowned: "Put on your slippers."

Chu Yu was so angry he almost blew up into a balloon: "I won't wear it! I love running around barefoot! You can't control me!"

After speaking, he walked around the room at a pace that his six relatives did not recognize, barefoot and extremely arrogant.

Shen Jingheng was a little bit distressed. His wife was not very sensible, either crying or being angry. He had never seen a person whose emotions were revealed so thoroughly. The rumors from the outside world were true, and Chu Yu was indeed a child who even is a headache for the Marshal.

However, he is Shen Jingheng. There will be nothing in this world that he cannot do. If there is, then work hard to overcome it!

Shen Jingheng clicked on the light screen and went to Star.com to ask: What should I do if my wife doesn't wear slippers at home?

Since the accounts on Starnet are all with their real names, when Shen Jingheng's question bubbled up, netizens who were surfing the Internet across the galaxy knew that Shen Jingheng had posted a help post.

"What should I do if my wife doesn't wear slippers at home?"

Shen Jingheng watched the message alert promptly, and it was 99+ in a few seconds. Sure enough, Starnet won't disappoint.

Shen Jingheng was very satisfied with the efficiency of seeking answers, so he clicked on the reply message under the post.

"1l: Hahahahahahaha Chu Yu doesn't wear slippers at home, the admiral seems to have a headache!"

"2l: Why do I think it's so funny? Hahahahaha, do you post this kind of problem to Starnet for help!"

"3l: The admiral may have encountered the biggest problem in life hahahahahahaha, the relationship between husband and wife is not harmonious because the wife does not wear slippers at home hhh"

"4l: Now the whole galaxy knows that Chu Yu doesn't like to wear slippers at home hahahaha!"

"5l: Coax him to wear shoes, saying that if he doesn't wear shoes, he will be scratched by the glass shards on the ground."

"6l: Upstairs is an honest person, everyone came to bully hhh I laughed to death!!"

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At this moment, Major General Pei looked at 6l's reply in front of the light screen, his face was gloomy, and he quickly replied: "The admiral is earnestly asking for help. You should answer the admiral's question seriously!! This attitude is not correct!!!"

Soon, a group of people saw this reply and began to frantically "hahahaha" Major General Pei, who was so angry that Major General Pei closed the light screen directly, it doesn't bother you if you don't see it.

"It's lawless! How can you laugh at the Admiral! Do you have such a happy life without the Admiral?! When the Admiral needs help, all of them are laughing on the sidelines! I can see where this group of people will cry when the admiral can't protect them!!!"

The subordinate on the side sweated bullets: "...Reporting...may this...subordinate be blunt...no one thinks that this problem...needs help..."

Major General Pei glared fiercely and went back: "Am I wrong? Should the admiral be ridiculed?!"

Subordinate: "...I'll go and give the admiral a reply!"

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Admiral Shen looked at the many replies under his post and was very pleased.

It seems that the people of the SCY-II galaxy are living happily. This overwhelming joy fills the screen, indicating that their border defense work is done well.

Although there were few serious answers to his questions in the posts, he still found a few answers that looked good.

So Admiral Shen replied seriously: "Thank you, I have adopted your suggestion."

After that, Admiral Shen turned around and looked at Chu Yu, who was walking arrogantly, and said in a pretentious manner: "My dear, put on your slippers, otherwise your feet will be cut by the glass, and it will be hurt."

Chu Yu couldn't walk steadily. With a "bam", he fell to the ground and sprained his waist.

"Ouch!"

Chu Yu screamed in pain.

Shen Jingheng stepped forward, looked at Chu Yu, who was distorted in pain on the ground, and said, "In this way, your balance may also be a little problematic."

Chu Yu was already so pained that he didn't want to be angry with him, and didn't want to pursue what he was doing all of a sudden.

Do you hear this person? The wife sprained his waist without a word of care, but he actually said that he had a problem with his balance...

Chu Yu was in pain that he wanted to shed physical tears. Hearing Shen Jingheng's words, his tears instantly broke out.

"I wuwuwuwu... I won't marry you wuwuwuwu..."

Shen Jingheng looked serious and said: "No, since we have decided to get married, husband and wife must keep each other for a lifetime and strictly abide by this oath."

"I...I haven't married you yet!!! I still have the right to back out!!!" Chu Yu shouted out these words with all his strength, and then the waist hurt terribly because of excessive exertion, and tears went dripping down.

Shen Jingheng interpreted it like this: "Well, you are crying, it shows that you don't want to back out."

Help...what the hell is this devil ahhhhhhhhhh!

Angry, crying in pain, okay, can't he still admit defeat?

"Wuwuwuwu my waist is sprained... it hurts so much wuwuwuwu...."

Shen Jingheng finally noticed that there was something wrong with him, frowned, and just about to reach out his hand to touch Chu Yu's body to explore the situation, he immediately retracted and took out a pair of isolation gloves from his pocket.

Chu Yu: "???"

He put the glove on his hand, and the pliability of the glove slowly penetrated into his hand, gradually blending into his hand. Then he stretched out his hand to touch Chu Yu's waist, only to be pushed off by Chu Yu's hand.

Chu Yu stopped crying. Although there were still unbearable painful physical tears in his eyes, his eyes were indifferent at the moment.

"Don't touch it if you dislike it, get out!"

The momentum at this moment was very different from the previous Chu Yu.

【The author has something to say: Chu Yu: I am angry, I need a kiss to coax me!

Shen Jingheng: ...I am also very helpless, what can I do, I am allergic to you!】


(1) 六亲 - Six close relatives, namely: father, mother , older brother , younger brother , wife , male children / one's kin (kind of like an exaggeration)

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