Pet King

"Hello everyone! Your sunken fish, wild geese, closed moon, shameful flowers, the glorious national color, Tianxiang ice muscle, jade bone, and the natural beauty of the little mermaid Shihua have started broadcasting! Are you looking forward to it? Would you like to give a gift to encourage?"

Shihua smiled at the front camera of the mobile phone and made a v.

There was a spit in the live room.

"I haven't seen anyone rushing to urge fans for gifts! Hold on to some, okay! You're blind!"

"Well, when I was in elementary school, I just could n’t wait to learn a few idioms like this.

"Well ... who is elementary school?"

"But reasoning, these idioms are not practically wrong ..."

With the launch of Shihua, the live broadcast room soon became lively. According to the convention, the newcomer first raised various questions about her face value. Old fans sneered at the newcomer's meal, lamenting that she had just arrived Think so. Some newcomers can't stand the ridicule of quitting the live broadcast room, but more newcomers choose to eat quietly.

Most of the anchors broadcast live in the afternoon and evening, because there are more idlers in the afternoon and evening, but on the other hand, the competition in the morning is not so fierce, and you can avoid the period of super anchors. Shihua broadcasts live every morning, but it also attracts a large number of regular fans. After all, the live broadcast app is national, and some people are always busy in the morning.

Shihua ’s live studio should be a very strange live studio. She does n’t play games, she has no talent, she never goes out, even just soaks in the bathtub. When she is happy, she stumbles and reads a fairy tale. When she is unhappy, she loses her temper, Fans, the only way to communicate with fans is to be uttered by the fans-because she speaks like the protagonist in Mary Su's novels, she always has a solemn look, so there is no shortage of slots, and some people even intentionally offend her Then enjoy the fun of being stung by her. This is like the way primary school boys like girls, not to please them but to braid their hair and scare each other.

There is no way, who tells her to have her face there, and she is still a foreign girl who can speak fluent Chinese, which is a very rare attribute. It's just that some careful netizens found that she has some accents in Mandarin. It's hard to detect if you don't pay attention. It seems to be the accent of the eastern coastal areas.

"I tell you, I just stay here temporarily and experience the life of the poor. The luxurious bathroom you saw before is my real home!"

Shihua repeats this passage many times, and even she sometimes believes that she is true. Unfortunately, she can't lie to netizens.

"Oh, I see, next."

"Don't look down, the crown will fall."

"This is the so-called secondary two girl. It is estimated that it was poisoned by Korean dramas. When should Professor Yang be called?"

"I have a question. Anchor, if you soak in the bathtub every day, won't your skin crease? I have been soaking in the swimming pool for a long time, and my fingers are pudgy."

Shihua automatically ignored the ridicule and sarcasm in front, and proudly stretched out his ten fingers, shaking in front of the camera.

"Don't compare with me, I'm born with beauty like a fish!" She said proudly.

"I wipe! I'm hand-held, I can't stand it!"

"I can play this hand for a year!"

"I can play for ten years!"

"I'm done, what about you?"

Shihua is often confused by the endless stream of internet terms, and asks in confusion: "What's the matter? Is it ready to give me a gift?"

Her natural tone and expression were not pretended, which made people want to play a trick, and attracted a lot of netizens.

At this moment, the bathroom door was knocked lightly twice.

She glanced sideways, and Zhang Zi'an was standing at the door, and he pointed to his mouth—of course not that he wanted to drink the water in the bathtub, but that he had something to tell her, and asked if it was convenient for her now?

"..."

She put on an indifferent face, thinking of not talking in her heart, because every time she talked to him, she lost her temper because of his stinginess.

"I seem to hear a knock on the door, won't the anchor open the door?"

"Yes, the anchor is going to open the door. I have never seen the anchor below his shoulders."

"Hehe, you came too late. As the veteran of the live broadcast, I have seen her wearing a mermaid cos costume."

Zhang Zi'an retreated without difficulty, still standing at the door of the bathroom, as if to be patient with her.

Shihua couldn't help it. She didn't want to waste the battery power of the phone in this way, so she said to the camera: "Are there any gifts? I will go offline without me and come back later! 5, 4, 3, 2! Really! No? Really not? 3, 2, 1, 05 ... "

When she was talking normally, someone brushed the gift from time to time, but when she asked for the gift, but no one gave it away, so angry that she bit her lower lip, and quit the live broadcast before she counted to zero.

"What?" She asked angrily ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ so, we are going to Egypt, and we want to ask if you can go. Zhang Zi'an opened the door to see the mountain, Daoming came.

Her eyebrows frowned, and she asked suspiciously, "Well ... 唉 极? Where is this? Why haven't I heard of it? Do you mean to sell me as a slave?"

Zhang Zi'an: "... If you don't know, can you please shut your mouth and don't guess blindly? Don't always play with your phone, read books, learn geography and historical knowledge, don't look awkward all day ... ... "

"You are incompetent!"

Before he could finish speaking, with the wrath of Shihua, the splash of head covering his face smashed at him.

Fortunately, he had been prepared to step out of the bathroom diagonally and closed the bathroom door without splashing water.

"I hate ghosts! Light spirits! Little stingy ghosts!" She lost her temper inside and exclaimed, "Why should I learn? Nobody taught me anyway!"

It seems that even a salted fish has dignity.

Zhang Zi'an waited for her to stop for a while, and rummaged through the storeroom to find the globe of her childhood.

This globe has been around for some years, and it creaks and turns. The division of some countries and regions has been slightly different from the current world, but it is still useful.

He knocked on the door again, then pushed open a gap, and said, "Well, I said a bit too much just now, I apologize to you, and I will teach you some geography now-can I come in?"

It is not realistic to expect Shihua to take the initiative to learn and absorb knowledge. After all, everyone has inertia. How can it be comfortable to learn? People from elementary school to university, once they leave school, there is no outside urgency and pressure, and few people will continue to take the initiative to learn, not to mention this fish, she has too much to learn, and there is no elementary school. It is normal for the teacher to raise his face and don't know where to start.