Pet King

Until they left Fayoum Oasis, the elves still looked behind the car from time to time. Obviously, they were tortured by mosquitoes. Even Zhang Zi'an bought the lunch with no mood.

The stinging bag on Richard's forehead was very swollen, itchy and unbearable. It had no hands and could not even scratch it. He could only pierce his head under the wings, but the wings were soft and the feathers were fluffy. There was no way to relieve the itch, so it stumbled around in the car, looking for other hard objects randomly, bumped into the roof for a while, bumped into the seat for a while, bumped into the dashboard for a while, and then hit Zhang Zi'an for a while. Does not stop.

"I said you were horn-winding? Don't block my view, I have to drive!"

When it flew directly in front of Zhang Zi'an, he stretched out his hand.

"Come on! Uncle Ben, tickle me, uncle Ben!" Exclaimed Richard.

"What's scratching? Just be patient for a while, the more it tickles, the more itching, and then I have to drive, I can't make it." Zhang Zi'an started from his own experience, admonishing.

"In the desert, where can there be other cars? I can drive with my eyes closed! Itching! Itching! Itching!" Richard was rolling like a drunk in the air.

Lao Cha was really distressed to see it, and said, "Or else, Lao Cha can help you scratch it?"

"Don't! Your paws are too sharp. Uncle Ben is young and doesn't want to have a Mediterranean hairstyle!" Richard refused flatly.

Zhang Zi'an winked at Lao Cha, meaning: See? This shows that it is not itchy enough!

But it is not a problem to let it continue to toss like this, it has covered the floppy everywhere with tiny pink feathers, and the pink feathers drop a lot of dust.

All parrots and pigeons have velvet feathers. The dust from velvet feathers is just like PM2.5. Long-term inhalation is not good for the body, especially in this closed environment. Many people who have kept pigeons for a long time and do not pay attention to indoor ventilation have cough problems, and they may even suffer from pneumoconiosis.

No way, Zhang Zi'an parked the car on the side of the road and said, "Don't flutter, put some cool oil on your forehead, it won't itch in a while."

"Ga?"

Richard was frightened when he heard what he said. A few days ago, he just fooled a few local Egyptian men to use the cool oil as an Indian divine oil. I did not expect that the cause and effect cycle was unsatisfactory. It may be that this trick is too bad. , So revenge on it so soon.

"Are you trying to kill yourself? This thing will kill a bird!" It screamed.

"It's not that serious, I just wiped it myself, there is nothing wrong with it." Zhang Zi'an opened the box, dipped a little yellow thick paste-like liquid with his index finger, and reached out to Richard.

Richard was so smoky that he couldn't even open his eyes. He wanted to avoid it, but Zhang Zi'an was holding his body. He could only twist his body in his hands and struggled repeatedly, trying to break free.

"Ga! Uncle Ben would rather die ... eh?"

Zhang Zi'an poked out the short feathers on his forehead, and tried to apply desolate oil to his swollen bag.

The soothing oil of unknown composition works almost instantaneously, and Richard felt that the degree of itching was much reduced immediately after it was applied.

"It's fragrant! Wipe it up!"

It was like a virgin martyr who would rather die than die. At this moment, she hides her face and expresses that I want me to ask for it.

Fortunately, both Zhang Zi'an and other elves have become accustomed to its shamelessness.

He dipped it again with his index finger. In addition to the bag on his forehead, he wiped a circle around the bag, wiped his hands on a paper towel, and closed the bottle cap.

"Hmmmmmm! Cool! This uncle is resurrected with blood!"

After Richard's itch was lifted, he was comfortable lying on the top of the dashboard, "I didn't expect this cool oil to be great!"

"It's really amazing-next time if you dare to make trouble, I will use a cotton swab dipped in thick cooling oil and stuff it into your chrysanthemum!" Zhang Zi'an drove the car back on the road.

Richard trembled. "Quack! You're too cruel! It took ten years to build the same boat, and a hundred years to sleep together. Anyway, we also slept on a pillow ..."

"If you beep again, I'll stop now!" Zhang Zi'an threatened.

Based on the principle that good birds do n’t eat the immediate losses, Richard served softly: "Okay, okay! That old man wo n’t say it, just hold on for a while, just tossing too much! Remember, after 18 minutes, this old man It's a good bird! "

After that, he lay on the dashboard and slept.

"Zi'an, why are there so many mosquitoes just now?" Old Tea asked.

Since they came to Egypt, they have hardly encountered mosquitoes, and the mosquitoes in Fayoum Oasis have taken them by surprise.

Zhang Zi'an speculated: "Mosquitoes like water and humid places. Generally, there are no mosquitoes in pure desert areas. Mosquitoes will gather in the oasis in the desert. Like the Fayoum oasis just now, it has the largest saltwater lake in Egypt-Kalon Lake. Kalon Although the lake is a saltwater lake, there are many fish and shrimp and algae adapted to the salt water, so mosquitoes gather in the vicinity. "

"So it is," Lao Cha nodded. "After entering the desert, if we encounter an oasis, we must be careful."

Fina was too embarrassed just now, and didn't care like old tea, she kept her face calm and didn't speak.

"Huh! This palace was taken care of for a while, and then it was taken advantage of by Xiao Xiaozi, this kind of thing will never be the next time!" It said with gritted teeth.

Zhang Zi'an didn't take it for granted. Even just now, you have proved that even if you are big enough, it is difficult to deal with mosquitoes.

"Are you going to apply cool oil too?" He asked.

Fina gave him a scornful glance. "How could this house wipe that kind of thing?"

"Then what if you encounter mosquitoes again?" He asked again. "Speaking ... weren't there mosquitoes in ancient Egypt? How were they protected at that time?"

Fina put her chest up ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ and proudly said, "Of course there are mosquitoes, but we have a way."

"What method?" Zhang Zi'an was curious. Did the ancient Egyptians have a wealth of biological knowledge in addition to their superb knowledge of mathematics, architecture, and astronomy?

"It's very simple, this is the method that Pepi II of the sixth dynasty of ancient Egypt left, and it can be traced back to 4200 years ago!" Fina said with confidence: "Pepi II found that he wiped honey on the slaves around him , The mosquito will sting the slave instead of stinging him. "

Lying down! What a loss! Nima doesn't treat slaves as people!

Zhang Zi'an heard a sigh of pity and regretted the slave who helped Pharaoh block the mosquito with his body 4200 years ago.

Ok?

Wait!

He suddenly returned to Weier and said with a tremor, "You said ... this kind of thing is not the next time, is it ..."

Fina nodded and raised his claws and pointed at him, "In the next town, buy some honey and bring it on yourself!"