Pet King

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Didi Didi Didi——

When the alarm of the mobile phone sounded for the third time, Xiao Tianyu finally yawned and sat up from the inflatable moisture-proof pad, without even opening his eyes, fumbled to the clothes around him, and clung to the body casually.

The clothes are sweaty, but it doesn't matter. Anyway, everyone is almost the same. It is nothing more than a thick point. He used to think that the soft girl's body was always fragrant. Now ... e.

In the desert, the temperature is high during the day and it is still very cold at night. Everyone else covers at least a blanket, but he only covers a towel for fear of heat.

thirsty.

His throat was smoking.

A pout of sand creaked.

His hand touched the plastic bottle from the pillow, unscrewed the bottle cap and gurgled into his mouth.

Goo!

He opened his eyes suddenly and almost sprayed out a mouthful of water!

What's weird about Nima?

Who got angry yesterday?

Although the water in the bottle has been filtered and purified to meet drinking standards, I don't know if it is psychological or not. He always feels a weird smell. He always suspects that someone with bad eyes deliberately rectified him and filtered his urine ...

Today, the bottle of water tastes particularly strong, and it is estimated that someone got angry.

After all, Zhang Zi'an is so blamed for thinking that it's worthwhile to use a little more water to come up with such a stupid idea to punish him.

The most annoying is that even this weird filtered water is supplied in limited quantities, otherwise he would have spit out the water just now, but now he can only swallow it with nausea.

call!

Half a bottle of water went down and finally relieved my thirst.

The camp was quiet because everyone hadn't got up yet.

Xiao Tianyu gets up half an hour in advance every day, because he has a convenient time, he usually gets used to sitting on the toilet and playing with his mobile phone, and he has to squat for at least half an hour every time.

He had seen Lippet ’s horror. If he squatted for too long at a convenient location, delaying the team ’s journey, that person would come over, neither urging nor scolding, but squatting down face to face with him and staring at him like that.

It's too scary!

Therefore, he can not change his habits, but does not want to experience the horror again, he can only get a good alarm and get up early.

Although sleepy, it feels good to squat alone-on the open sand without even the simplest clapboards, a few men squatted there with their bottoms bare, and the dugs dug out by themselves, if they go It's too late, you can dig and dig a pile of fresh and warm stools that others just buried ... This picture is too beautiful, it's disgusting to think about it!

If you go early, you can leave this risk to others.

Every time Xiao Tianyu finished his stool, he would bury it carefully in the sand, and he would modify the surface, as if no one had touched it, or someone might be dug to dig a mine ...

Thinking of this, he grinned giggly, and he felt the thrill of revenge.

There was some bloating in the stomach, so he arrived on time. He took a roll of toilet paper, held his mobile phone in his pocket, hummed the melody in the latest drama, unzipped the tent, and got out of the tent slightly awkwardly.

Sure enough, no one else was up yet, and the sky was dark. There was only a figure sitting on the top of the off-road vehicle. It was the person responsible for the last shift last night.

Xiao Tianyu shook the toilet paper with the figure, expressing his convenience, and then bypassing a row of off-road vehicles to the designated convenient location.

To be on the safe side, for example, someone diluted last night, he tried to plan a shallow pit with his shoes, and after confirming the safety, he bent down to plan the pit with his hands, and then took off his pants and sat down contentedly.

He held his mobile phone and started playing the new fan that was stored in the phone before he came to Egypt, and was very satisfied with his wit--there is no internet here, what do you do when you crouch down? ? There are no ants here!

An episode of anime is more than 20 minutes. Excluding p and ed, it is about 5 minutes. The squatting time is just two episodes. Of course, you need to change a few more positions in the middle, otherwise your legs will easily squat to lose consciousness, and then kneel to your own. Stool.

When it was changed to the third or fourth position, the sky was a bit brighter. When he changed the position, he saw a dark thing not far away. It was the one that was stuck in the sand yesterday evening. SUV.

"I don't know if there is clean bottled water in that car ..." he muttered.

But even if it did, he wouldn't dare to take it, because the car was surrounded by quicksand. He would rather continue to drink a weird filter, rather than give away his life.

I heard that this car needs to be investigated further today, but it has nothing to do with him. He is just to mix up qualifications and boasted capital in the future. Speaking of being a competent person, he will follow his mentor to travel to Africa for inspection. If he can inspect the sensational results, For the difficult-to-employ biological department, it is not difficult to be a stepping stone with a high gold content.

"get up!"

"get up!"

"Get up! You slackers!"

There was a roar of Lippet from the camp.

Time flies so fast, it's half an hour before you know it ...

He turned off the player, wiped his **** with a tissue, bit his teeth to hold the sore thighs, raised his pants, stood up, moved the sand with his feet, covered the rich excrement, and carefully created some natural undulations on the surface. .

I heard that cats are also accustomed to burying their feces, but he hasn't raised cats and hasn't seen them.

"Ah! Perfect! Hey, see who can hang out today ..."

He patted his stomach contentedly and walked back to the camp.

"Ga!"

As he passed the largest tent, he suddenly heard a strange noise inside and stopped.

He knew that this was Zhang Zi'an's tent, and there was a cat and a dog in it, but what happened to the strange noise?

By the way, he remembered, did this guy secretly enjoy Sister Zhiling's spell materials again?

I rub! Today, we must catch a treacherous account and let you hand over the casting materials!

He reached out his hand, and just before touching the tent zip, he heard a strange male voice.

"Heybuddy, iyu \ 'vegttherngdr, theleatherbistblksdn!"

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What the hell?

Xiao Tianyu was shocked ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ He had clearly taken it easy. Did Zhang Zi'an still hear his movement? But who is this talking man, why did he stay in Zhang Zi'an's tent early in the morning?

In addition, this sentence seems familiar, seems to have seen it on the barrage.

Where is it

"Likeebarrassge♂, huh?" Another word came from the tent, still the same male voice.

Xiao Tianyu was even more surprised. How did this person know that he wanted to expose Zhang Zi'an while he was casting a spell in order to fight back his humiliation?

"Yulikethat♂, huh?"

"Yes♂sir♂!"

Xiao Tianyu was 100% sure. The last sentence was Zhang Zi'an's voice, but this voice seemed to have a special meaning ...

Cold sweat came from his nose and forehead, and he always felt that the tent zipper in front of him seemed like a new world door that could not be opened.