Primitive Once Again

This was their fifth year attending the gathering, yet they had never encountered either of the above two situations. On the contrary, because of the falling number of females and increasing number of males, there were more males forced to pair with each other. Additionally, males of the Dragonfinch [1]龙雀？？it seems to be a different species from kantas but kind of abrupt to insert it here race had a strong desire to incubate eggs, hence there were more opponents who wanted to take advantage of the mating season to steal eggs.

In a single sentence, it could be said that now in the Dragonfinch race, there was an overabundance of daddies and a shortage of eggs~

Although the two worked hard to come every year for the same reason of obtaining an egg, they had differing opinions of how to obtain one: The shy Black advocated the adoption of parentless eggs. Every year there would be unlucky parents who went out to hunt yet get hunted, and occasionally parents who were responsible for protecting the egg would die from hunger. When that happens, the egg would be parentless and free for them to adopt. On the other hand, White’s idea was much more straightforward: Steal it, and if stealing is not possible, then rob it!

Black seemed certain of the fact that the egg had been stolen by White, yet White refused to admit it, insisting that the egg was laid by him.

“I found it under my butt after waking up” — was the reason he gave… 

Black scanned his surroundings for potential enemies, before tightening the protection of the egg under his ass. Regardless of where the egg originated, since it was under their ass, it was laid by them, and others were not allowed to snatch it away!

In the dwelling, Black accidentally exerted too much force on this ‘Egg’, causing fine cracks to appear on the ‘eggshell’. In the shell, Meng Jiuzhao who was struggling to strike the inner walls of the shell saw this light shining through the cracks as a ray of hope. His strength increased out of nowhere, and his hand penetrated through the walls and reached forward. His hand then touched something soft, and Meng Jiuzhao firmly grasped the other–

He first heard a painful groan, before feeling himself get carried up carefully. That’s right, carried.

He’d gone to heaven, and met an angel! <- this was Meng Jiuzhao’s first thought.

F***, could this be the heaven of giants? <- this was his second thought.

But he quickly understood the situation: He… He, he, he actually shrank!!! 

Damned Flange Corporation, didn’t your ad boast to have the user come out of the egg in the same state they went in? Your father [2]Your father – laozi was 52 years old when he went in, and when coming out… It seemed that he wasn’t even the size of a 52 day old baby ahhhhhhhh!

Meng Jiuzhao’s hair puffed up in anger.

At this age, he didn’t even have teeth, how… How was he going to eat all the food in the world ah ah ah ah!

Meng Jiuzhao wanted to heave a depressed sigh, yet he blew out a saliva bubble.

Pop– The saliva bubble burst, and like the bubble, he felt that his aspirations were shattered.

But deserving of his title of the last loser of earth, Meng Jiuzhao quickly cheered up and turned his avid attention to his saviour before him. Was this an angel? He must be! Look at that golden hair and azure eyes! These luxuriously good looks! The aura of a gaofushuai! [3]Gaofushuai – tall rich and handsome, those OP male lead kind of men in novels As well as the huge white wings on his back! And… This stark naked smooth chest!!!!

Looking at the two pink and tender little dots on the ‘Angel’s’ chest, Meng Jiuzhao swallowed his saliva. Weren’t angels in paintings also sparsely clothed, with a random piece of cloth thrown around their body giving a sense of inviolable holiness?

But it appeared that angels also had genders. They also had little peepees [4]I couldn’t give up the chance to translate 鸡鸡 as peepee. Meng Jiuzhao’s little eyes tilted downwards as he recalled the soft sensation of what he grabbed when he just exited the shell… 

No, it was a big peepee.

The ‘Angel’ before him seemed to have no idea that he was molested. On his face was a gentle smile like those in paintings of angels, as he reached out his hand and held a… Hold up! A piece of animal skin?

After that, Meng Jiuzhao was molested all over by that ‘Angel’ with the piece of animal skin, and even his buttcrack was not spared.

The ‘Angel’ wrapped Meng Jiuzhao in another piece of animal skin, before reaching out his hand to feel around, retrieving an animal corpse tied with a rope from who-knew-where. With a rip, he tore apart a large chunk of meat from the corpse. He casually wiped the blood splatter on his face with the animal skin that had just been close and intimate with Meng Jiuzhao’s chrysanthemum, and finally let off the animal skin that was giving Meng Jiuzhao immense stress.

The ‘Angel’ then took out a stone mortar-like object from behind, placing the chunk of meat inside. He used a piece of rock to start pounding the meat, causing bits of meat and blood to splash onto him. Finally, the bloody-faced ‘Angel used a wooden stick to gently scoop out some meat paste, slathering it onto Meng Jiuzhao’s little cherry mouth–

Eugh–

Meng Jiuzhao started crying accusingly.

Translator has something to say:

Black and White, or Blyke an Bai, which is better for names? the second one is by how it is pronounced, the first is my stylistic choice