Reborn As a System

The host is a local tyrant

Even though he had long known that Qi Zimo’s dimension was super badass, the impact was still massive when he actually heard the results. Shi Qing was so happy that it was practically like he won a big prize.

Even more so, Qi Lu had gotten high enough to turn into a foolish dad.

Level ten dimension!

Combat dimension!

All elements!

It couldn’t get any more badass than that, he was practically starting a new era!

Just thinking about how promising his son was, and about the wonderful future that was to come after this, Qi Lu sighed in his heart. He hoped that his beloved wife could be at peace in the other world.

At the same time, he felt very fortunate. It was all thanks to the early detection of combat dimensions. With the sudden shock the world received, for Qi Zimo’s dimension to be activated in such a heated atmosphere, it could only get even more eye-catching. Nobody would dare to discriminate against him.

After recalling the process of the activation, they were still able to detect the size of his dimension in the first stage, but no machines could enter during the second stage. Fortunately, Qi Zimo was capable of bringing out that ability. After he released the full series of his abilities, the assessment team was shocked.

They immediately flipped through the level ten dimension assessment criteria that had been covered in dust for the longest time, and they were surprised to find that this did indeed fit the standard! Ultimately, that was how they chose the result.

If the combat dimensions were not announced, and if Qi Zimo could not direct his power, then according to the previous standards, even if Qi Zimo’s dimension was 100,000 square units, it would still be a scrap dimension!

The disparity between a scrap dimension and a level ten space was no less than the disparity between heaven and hell!

Qi Lu felt very fortunate, but he was also afraid. There were many different emotions welling up inside of him that were hard to talk about.

However, even though he had already been promoted to a stupid dad, he still had some of the IQ left that he should. He was also wondering, how did his son know the way to invoke the abilities from a scrap dimension?

He used that bit of IQ and tried to ask.

Regardless, who was Qin Mo? He was able to understand what he was thinking about with just one word. So, Qi Zimo giggled, and said a little ’embarrassedly’, “Actually, it wasn’t me who found out.”

Qi Lu spoke kindly and amiably, “Then who was it?”

Qi Zimo thought about it, and mustered the courage to say, “Actually…it was Shi Qing…” (t/n: not sure why he calls him SQ)

Qi Lu’s head swept towards Shi Qing.

Shi Qing, “(⊙—⊙)?”

Qi Zimo ignored a certain dazed fool, and continued adding on, “I met Xia Nuo together with Yan Qi. When Xia Nuo heard that Yan Qi was a scrap dimension carrier, he felt really worried. He just so happens to be a student in the institute, so he took advantage of his free time and did some research in the library. He never expected to actually come out with some results. Then, we quietly helped Yan Qi invoke his ability. Even though we spent a lot of time, we never expected to succeed.”

Yan Qi, “…”

Shi Qing, “…” Damn, host, if you don’t become a scriptwriter, then that’ll be a waste of your talents!

After hearing that, Qi Lu was so touched that tears were nearly flowing out from his eyes. Xia Nuo, that child is a savior!

“My child, my child! It’s all thanks to you! You really are… You really are such a good child!”

Shi Qing: hahaha…

A long time after, when Qi Zimo and Xia Nuo were living a sweet life together, Shi Qing finally had a faint awareness: was Qin Mo helping him to better his impression? With such great grace, even as a father, Qi Lu can’t stop these two from getting together…Yeah! it must be that!

Of course, that all came later. The two completed their task successfully, and left.

When they returned to the system space once more, and when Shi Qing saw the adult Qin Mo, he still felt a little unused to it.

In the end, he wasn’t given much time to adapt. After thirty seconds the system space closed, and they were transmitted back to Qin Mo’s world before they could even check how much they received for their rewards.

In the whirlpool of time and space, Shi Qing finally remembered. When they left the world last time, they weren’t in too good a spot…

Sure enough…The view before them darkened, and lit up again as a frenzied student nine-headed hydra appeared in front of them.

When he suddenly saw that guy without any mental preparation, Shi Qing was so scared that he immediately started running.

His God of a Thousand Miles skill was super cooperative. In just the blink of an eye, he had already run over dozens of meters. As far as this escape skill was concerned, our system-kun could also be considered berserk!

Unfortunately, he miscalculated the terrain of the place. They were in a cave, so even though the space was quite big, that didn’t mean it was capable of accommodating something the speed of a plane. And so…the Shi Qing brand little airplane was headed face first into a wall!

In the blink of an eye, right before he hit the wall, the back of his collar was pulled hard, and his waist was stopped. In the next moment, he was separated from mother earth, and with a flip, he was lifted up.

Shi Qing raised his head and just happened to see Qin Mo looking down at him.

Coincidentally, when the two met eyes, their lips also met.

Even though it wasn’t their first kiss, for such a dramatic one…it was really still the first!

Even Qin Mo was a little surprised. However, in the next moment, he narrowed his eyes, and deepened his kiss in the same position.

Shi Qing was half a beat slower. Even so, he also circled his arms around the other’s neck in enjoyment, relishing the entanglement between their lips.

Hydra: sob sob sob…I was ignored…I was completely ignored…

The kiss got hotter and hotter, and the hotter it got, the more it…Fortunately, Shi Qing’s IQ still hadn’t been fed to the dogs. Only after a while did he realize a serious problem: there was still a big bright light bulb right there!

As soon as he turned around, he saw nine pairs of the hydra’s big eyes.

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After a few seconds of silence, Shi Qing jumped down suddenly, and finally regained his senses.

Qin Mo frowned, extremely dissatisfied.

Shi Qing could not be bothered to coax him at that moment. He didn’t have strange enough kinks to kiss in front of a monster!

“This…this?” When he opened his mouth, Shi Qing realized a problem. They definitely weren’t kissing for a short while earlier, so why didn’t the monster take the opportunity to attack them?

Don’t tell him that this monster had something like ethics, and refused to do things like sneaking up on his opponents! You can tell that to the ghosts!

Following that, Qin Mo opened his mouth and spoke a name, “Xiao Jiu.” (t/n: Xiao Jiu = Little Nine)

When it heard his voice, the hydra’s nine heads began to wiggle happily…

Shi Qing was stunned. Could ‘Xiao Jiu’ be the name of that hydra?

He 囧-ed. Even though he had seen Qin Mo’s memories, it was just a quick view, so all he saw were big events and conflicts related to Qin Mo. Some other memories like ‘being friends with a hydra’ and all…he never saw anything like that, okay?!

Even though Xiao Jiu was trying hard to act cutesy after seeing his owner, Shi Qing really could not find anything cute about it from top to bottom.

Can you please just play your fierce and cruel part? Acting cute with that appearance will just make people even more scared, okay?! 

Of course, Qin Mo hadn’t come there from so far away just to see it act cute. He went past Xiao Jiu to his back, and there was a huge stone gate with many vague purple and black enchantments on it.

From the colours, it was obvious that it definitely wasn’t some gentle spell. Anyone who accidentally touched it would probably lose their life.

Qin Mo had Shi Qing move back a little. Then, he took out a dagger and slid it across his fingertips. The bright red blood dripped onto the door, instantly blending in with the enchanting light. As if it was alive, it quickly moved away.

After about thirty minutes, the stone door opened. Qin Mo’s face was slightly pale from blood loss.

Shi Qing felt very pained to see that sight. He thought that a few drops alone would be enough, so it was unexpected that he would use so much blood to open the enchantment.

Shi Qing did not dare to interrupt him earlier, but seeing that it was done, he went forward and took out some medicine to stop the bleeding and quickly applied it to his finger.

“I’m fine.”

Shi Qing frowned. He didn’t even listen to what he said, and continued checking his injuries seriously. Seeing that it had stopped bleeding, he took out a blood restoring tonic and quickly gave it to Qin Mo.

Qin Mo was slightly stunned, but he did not refuse him. Throwing his head back, he drank it all. The medicine from the system shop was very effective. In just a few moments he recovered, and his complexion had improved vastly.

Shi Qing stared at it for a while, and was finally relieved.

Qin Mo smiled at him, “Follow me.”

Shi Qing followed behind him, and they entered the stone door together.

Within the stone door was a room. From the looks of it, it was definitely chiseled by the hydra using its heads. It was very rough and unregulated, with pits here and there, and chunks everywhere. It truly could not be considered beautiful.

Thankfully, the confined room was very bright. That was because of the night pearls piled in the center.

The biggest one was about the size of a durian, while the smallest one was about the size of a fist! 

That, my friends, is what a durian looks like.

Those pearls were treasures that cost an arm and a leg for just a small piece. One had to know that night pearls were not simply ‘beautiful pearls’ in the cultivation world.

Strong spiritual energy resided within the night pearls. They were cultivation tools that practitioners scrambled over, so the price was never cheap. Yet the one right in front of him was as big as a durian! It was very rare!

Despite that, such treasures were thrown on the ground like garbage…

Soon enough, Shi Qing found out that the night pearls were not treated as garbage. Compared to the other things inside, they really were garbage!

All kinds of legendary demonic cores, beast nuclei, spiritual stones, as well as countless god-level divine magical artifacts of different grades, as well as those spiritual materials that only appeared once every thousand years were present! Not to mention…A magical remedy that only came from the blood and sweat of the top alchemy masters after centuries!

If a person took any single one of these items out, it was enough to shock the world. Yet there they were, all piled up in the cave.

Shi Qing was completely dumbfounded.

Qin Mo touched him, and pulled him back to earth.

Shi Qing looked at him dumbly, and couldn’t respond to what Qin Mo said for a long time.

“Can your system space hold these items?”

Shi Qing: …Shit! I’ll have to!! I must be able to!!! If I can’t, then I’ll have to even if I have to swallow it down into my stomach!!!

Wait! Shi Qing came back to his senses abruptly, and his eyes turned into copper coin shapes, “These…you want to pack all of these in my space?”

Qin Mo answered, “Of course.”

Shi Qing: Please allow me to laugh stupidly for 3 hours!

After wiping his saliva, Shi Qing transformed into a busy little bee.

After his host casually broke a top grade crystal, he decided not to trouble him to help any longer!

Like a yes-man, he carefully laid out a chair, and even poured out some tea with great thoughtfulness before inviting his host to sit, “Come come come, please rest, please rest, you can leave these little things to me!”

After that, he rushed back to the countless treasures. He organized them, stored them, and even became emotional.

Shi Qing was having the time of his life, it was really surprise after surprise.

He thought that seeing all those mystical treasures was already the limit, but he never expected to find a box of secret techniques that were made to be utilized by anybody.

One of them even fell right into his lap.

“Secret fractal technique.”

Was that the cultivation version of the kage bunshin jutsu, body splitting technique?!

Was that the body splitting technique worth 20,000 points?!

It didn’t even take much to get!

Shi Qing held the book, and walked excitedly to Qin Mo, “This…can I learn this?”

Qin Mo’s mood had originally been pretty good. He was sitting comfortably and drinking delicious tea. Of course, all his enjoyment came from watching Shi Qing bustle about.

When he saw Shi Qing being so darling with a book, he raised his eyes slightly, saw the title of the book, and lowered his eyes in an instant, “No.”

I know things have slowed on the release front, but I’m soooo close to being done PUP, so that has been my focus. I have a few chapters that just need to be TLCed and then they’ll be posted.

Cute hydra monster is life, even if it’s just a big ole lightbulb. Sugar daddy Qin Mo is also life. Yes-man treasure hoarder Shi Qing is actually me.

Does anyone read The Seeing Eye Dog? Freakin’ read it and then come yell at me about how much you love it.