Reincarnated as the butt-spanking Knight with a System

"DONT SMASH SOMEONE OUT OF THE PLACE IF YOU WANT TO TALK, YOU DIMWIT!" Kuso yelled in that woman's body. Then, she was trying to stand but ended falling down clumsily.

She was trying to stand... But falling down clumsily again. But... Another barge of ice had been thrown towards her. 

"Woi!! Woi!! Woi!! Woi!! Woi!! Woi!! Woi!! Woi!! Woi!! Woi!! Woi!! "

BAM!!

She had not even started to talk about anything but... She had been thrown away again in a pretty far distance which led her to cough. She scowled,

"Fuck! This girl is never know how to stop!"

She was trying to stand again. But at this time. She managed to do it by calling out her broadsword to walk properly. However... She had a hard time walking as she was having a frostbite effect on both of her legs.

"This... It is really resembling the game that I developed. Got frostbite and then. Movement speed and moving stability will be drastically suffered!"

She was stating so when she had looked at her pale-colored legs. Then, she commented again as she walked slowly.

"I never thought that my body had that element... But if I am trying to think it back to the time when I was climbing Mount Everest... It seemed like that the icing effect was not even being able to damage me... I mean... I did fall asleep for a whole day before while I heard that if I went asleep in the mountain. Then I will get isekai-d for sure!"

She was continuing to walk... Walk slowly but sure... And then... She had noticed something interesting as she commented.

"This girl's body may be sounding fragile as it looked like it is... But... It was unexpected that I could withstand this amount of damage without getting myself injured or something... Hmm..."

She was stopped for a while when she was noticing that the body that she had used on was actually...

"I should take my words back about I'm using her body easily. This is like a certain programming framework that I know. Looks easy but it was actually much wider than what I could expect."

But... A logical person like Kuso would not be able to think this thing to be something that was just `Looks easy` like that. Which led her to whisper on her own mind.

"But hold on... Even if that I have the way to survive in Mount Everest. Then I don't think that would be something simple. Something may happen to my body. I have to go back to the Cathedral quickly..."

BROK!

She was about to run quickly towards the Cathedral... But... She was slipped away thanks to the slippery mud that she had walked on.

"FUCK YOU MUD!!" She yelled in unwillingness as she had been tripped down to the hillside near that place which was the place that she had been thrown off by the petite god.

Zrokk!!

Brak!!

Dug!!

Pong!!

Ding!!

Zreeet!!!

"FUCKK!!!"

#System Warning: Explicit swearing

"IDIOT SYSTEM! MY SKIRT IS TEARING APART!" Kuso yelled to the system as she had tripped to that long hillside again as she noticed that her part of the tore off the skirt was there which led her to have her lower part was covered by a light automatically as the system reacted.

#System Message: Apologies for the clause. Censorship measure created as the compensation.

Kuso may be a male in her soul. But... She had a common sense of the shame which led her to cover her lower part as she murmured.

"Damned Corona. You didn't wear panties at all! It's hard to cover your lower part!"

She decided to sit on the ground as she remarked.

"That was damned tickles!"

Then, she opened the system as she commanded 'Document' and she had gone through the editor. Thus, she commanded as she tried to imagine some of the female panties that she had known in her past world.

"Hmm... Which one was pretty coverable... Hmm.... Lingerie? Nah... Hmm... G-String? Even worse... Hmm...."

She was diving deep into her own thoughts as she was trying to visualize her memories about anything that she remembered about female's underwear.

But before that. She crafted another thing that she had remembered as she commanded.

"Craft: Roll-up Ruler!"

The transparent void had come out in front of her with the rolls of the ruler that looked pretty elastic to her to be used.

Then... She questioned the system as she had just realized that she could be able to contact it.

"Can you help me to fix my cloth? Corona may be angry if she knows that her skirt had been torn down."

#As you wish, Mr. Amakusa

Thus. She undressed until there was no fabric remaining. Then...

#System Message: Underage Viewer Protection Enabled.

And her body was fully covered by the light as that being used to cover her naked body... Then... Kuso murmured as he tried to measure Corona's breast size.

"I felt bad to deflower her..."

Then.. She was measuring the left and the right meticulously to avoid the misfitting of the bra and the panties that she will create... 

When she was measuring her lower lip, she murmured again.

"She is a goddess and I'm a mere mortal... I should be known my own place for not screwing a goddess. I don't know what should I do... What if she is pregnant thanks to me? Should I consider aborting?"

#Not needed, Mr. Kuso

"You can hear me?" Kuso whispered on her own mind while measuring her own body size as her torn-down cloth was slowly fixed by the system by using the magical power that could not be able to be explained by a left-brained person like Kuso easily.

The system replied to her,

#I can hear your thoughts. I think you were still feeling guilty for deflowering Miss Corona.

"Yes." Kuso answered the system in a guilty tone while he was trying to reciting "C cup, and L sized..." repeatedly... Then, the system replied with a message.

#Noted saved: Breast size: C cup, pants size: L

"Thanks." Kuso smiled as she heard those. Then, the system suggested.

#Do you want to wear clothes based on your preference? I think the fixing time will takes days for it.

"Hmm?" Kuso questioned the system in a tone which led it to say,

#You can pick one. Either a goat cosplay resembling of a girl you liked in the memory. Or... Just a normal attire.

When Kuso heard those... She smirked and then, she told the system.

"Do as what my brain had thought of!" 

#Hehe... As you wish!

Then. It was being seen clearly that the goddess had become someone who Kuso had familiar with a game he played when he was a human in a world.

But... She didn't have horns nor blue hair. So it just only limited to her own outfit with her winged helmed retained in her head.

"Not bad. The clothes were well fitted."

#It was because of the data you have provided. You are much more accurate than Miss Albedo herself.

"?? Why?" Kuso reacted which led the system to say,

#She was lonely for centuries. Which led her never taking care of her own body during the service on earth. It was one of the major reasons why she kept getting rejected.

"No wonder I had smelled a weird stench on her body... It had made me spend almost three days to clean the stench up."

#Normal. But... it was all changed until she met you at Mount Everest.

"Huh?" Kuso reacted confusingly... But... She had suddenly remembered a bird that was trapped in a cube of ice that he had saved... And shared the food... It had led the system to say,

#Bird was her pattern to do the inspection on the earth. Yellow feathered bird.

"FUCK!! SO THAT BIRD IS HER!?" Kuso yelled in a shocked expression. And the System messaged her,

#Yes. I was knowing those when I have seen the log last time.. Then, she unlocked all of her body's system feature for you after you are had done having intercourse with her. Cause...

Kuso was started to getting confused over what happened... But... She could guess it as she said,

"Well... I gues that there was a girl who simps me."

#Not exactly. She was loving you deeper and deeper... And her loneliness was because of that.. You might be able to understand the whole picture of what I will show to you later. But... Are you sure to proceed?

When the system whispered him in a female tone, the message comes out as it was written,

#Are you sure to proceed? This may ruin your mental. (Yes/No)

Kuso just simply replied "Yes."

Then... The slides of the image had been shown which led him to react.

"Holyshit!"

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