Restricted Area

01

Our first official meeting. It surprised me; I didn’t expect that my neighbour was actually responsible for educating the fresh fish.

His appearance doesn’t suit this job at all. If all prison guards looked like him, it’d only make people want to bully them.

Oh, he whipped out the baton… nice.

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02

I don’t know if I’m imagining it, but he’s rather different from other prison guards.

When I took a closer look, I realised it was actually that his uniform had been deliberately tailored around the waist. His figure looks very slim in it; I can’t tear my eyes away from his every move.

How can someone make a uniform look this good?

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03

He’s pretending not to know me. Heartless, really. Who’s the one who has been showing skin for his daily viewing pleasure?

I thought that even if we don’t know each other, we’d still have that little bit of connection.

I’ll just see how long he can keep up the act, then.

I seem to have found a way to pass time in prison.

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04

Prison life is even more dreary than I imagined. If I were to choose again…

I’d still pick prison.

It’s much safer here than out there. I’ve ample time to think. The people who come picking a fight with me are dimwits; I can just rely on my fists to deal with him. The warden is also easy to get to know. As long as I give him stock trading tips, he’d make things easy for me.

All in all, it isn’t that restrictive. As for him…

Sure enough, he’s very cute. He actually spends time calculating such simple sudoku, and when I tell him the answer straight-out, he’d be unhappy.

He’s just like a cat.

A peeping tom, even.

When will he learn to hide the desire in his eyes?

Doesn’t he know how obvious it is that he’s stripping me with his eyes?

I’m different. When I’ve got an idea, I act on it.

For example, today. When he said that I didn’t know how to plant strawberries, I planted one right for him to see.

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05

Sometimes, I feel that my brain is wired differently from others.

Maybe I’m a weirdo. But I discovered today that his brain is pretty weird too.

I planted a strawberry on him, and his first reaction was actually “how can you do this in public”. By that, did he mean that it was fine if it was done in private?

Seems like I need to find a chance to bring him to the recreation room.

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06

He took a visitor to the washroom. Not long later, there was a disturbance outside.

I came out of the strawberry shed and saw him toss Old Nine into a beautiful shoulder throw.

I can’t stand it. He looks so good when he fights.

Somehow, a ton of delicious filth automatically appeared in my head. Clearly, before meeting him, I wasn’t such a person.

Hold up. How can he use his handcuffs on Old Nine?!

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07

I heard that practising handwriting cultivates character. Incidentally, he wrote my name on the paper, so I brought it back to my cell to use as a model for me to copy.

I really hate writing. But to quiet my mind and think of him less, I still copied it stroke by stroke. Everything comes to him who waits. I worked at it until I got a result that I was satisfied with.

I asked the block supervisor to help me give it a look.

He said that it was still ugly.

Bloody hell, I give in.

Quiet my mind? Please. I want to fuck him.

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08

When I went to talk to Xu Sheng, he was very surprised that I knew of his escape plan too.

From the looks of it, Officer Jiang had already gone to talk to him.

I went over my whole deduction process, and he told me to mind my own business.

I did want to mind my own business. But since Officer Jiang wanted to stick his nose into it, it naturally became my business as well.

Xu Sheng and I made a deal. Then, I sought guidance from him.

“Where do you and Princess usually do it?” I asked.

“Anywhere’s fine,” Xu Sheng said. “He likes doing it in front of the security cameras the most; put on a show for the guards in the control room.”

Is that so? I fell into deep thought.

Their tastes are a bit wild. Officer Jiang surely won’t agree to it.

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09

I really didn’t expect that Old Nine would actually dare to hold a knife to me.

If it weren’t for Officer Jiang rushing into the showers at just the right moment, the consequences would have been unimaginable.

He pulled me along on a mad sprint and ultimately ran into the admin block. Although it wasn’t appropriate for filth to pop into my head now, my first reaction was to take him into the recreation room, as I had long wished for.

Old Nine didn’t come over. We were the only two in the cramped space.

Only God knows how much I want to do him, right here, right now. But reason tells me that I shouldn’t.

Teasing a cat takes technique. The more proactive you are, the more you’ll be shunned.

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10

Abruptly, I felt him react down there.

His body was like his gaze, utterly incapable of concealing his thoughts.

I knew that he wanted to sleep with me as well. While I was still wavering over whether to tear off his uniform, he kissed me first.

I confess. I was startled for a moment, surprised that he would be this assertive.

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11

His waist was very slender, and his lips tasted even sweeter than my wildest dreams.

While doing it now might be too hasty, I was already at the end of my restraint. At the exact moment that I thought of fiercely doing him…

He suddenly stopped and didn’t let me come close.

This goddamn scumbag. Really, as unconscionable as ever.

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12

Perhaps because it was too long since I last had a release, I got increasingly irascible. When I heard about Luo Hai’s cologne, I was even tempted to hit Luo Hai.

Since he wasn’t willing to do it in prison, then I just have to find a way to get out.

Wait for it. If I don’t fuck him to tears, my surname’s not Zheng.

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13

After returning to prison, I loosened up quite a bit.

Things on Guan Wei’s and Xu Sheng’s end were both progressing smoothly. That kid A-Guang are rather reliable, too.

Every day during the afternoon break at noon, I’d meet with Xu Sheng in the yard. Xu Sheng would update me on the status outside, surmising it in a few sentences.

After that, we’d chat about our views on relationships.

“Did you try the suspended congress?” Xu Sheng asked me.

That’s a high-level sex position. I was only out for a day; there wasn’t enough time for me to try such elaborate gimmicks with him.

“No,” I said.

“Then what did you try?” Xu Sheng asked.

I thought about it and said, “69, riding.”

Xu Sheng’s brows faintly creased, and he shot me a look of disdain.

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14

Xu Sheng told me the positions that he and Princess used. Although I didn’t really want to, I must admit. The big boss was the big boss.

Reluctant to be shown up, I asked Xu Sheng, “Then what roles have you played?”

“Roles?” This time, it was Xu Sheng’s turn to freeze up.

“Have you tried prison guard/inmate play?”

Xu Sheng quietened. He and Princess didn’t have the toys, so naturally, they couldn’t do this roleplay.

“Also, the social elite’s tie, the teacher’s discipline, the plumber’s seduction.” I paused, concluding, “You two can only roleplay as inmates.”

Xu Sheng silently erected a thumbs up at me, and then we exchanged some more tips.

After chatting, I habitually looked towards the library.

As expected, my wife is watching me.

I bet he will never guess what Xu Sheng and I were chatting about.

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15

After being released from prison, I still keep in contact with Xu Sheng on occasion.

He opened a provision shop in the old town and had Princess directly become the lady boss.

As for Yu Guang, Luo Hai got him connected. Now, he is studying and training in a special unit.

Those community workers continue to organise boring events. As long as my wife wants to join, I’d accompany him.

As time went on, our neighbours seemed to notice that we don’t have an ordinary relationship.

However, no one gossips too much around here. Everyone still treats us warmly, inviting us to participate in the community events.

I’ve gradually come to realise something. Moving into this community and meeting my Jiang Jiang is probably the greatest fortune of my life.