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Chapter 100 - Xandar

Suddenly landing in a strange place, Hao Yun looked left and right, listening to the strange language in his ear, his face was confused.

Where is this place? What are they talking about? Can someone teach me the common language of the universe?

Isn’t it said that the whole universe is talking about Chinese(English)? What the hell is it now? How can I survive?

“The Sicily is angry with the forest and splashing feces…”

Just as Hao Yun was at a loss and did not know why, a woman with pink skin and a suspected uniform walked over and said a bunch of things that Hao Yun did not understand.

Hao Yun shook his hand with a bitter face, indicating that he did not understand. The other party’s expression changed slightly. She took out a small button like machine from her bosom and motioned Hao Yun to bring it to his earlobe.

“Hey, can you understand what I’m saying now?”

“Er… I can understand. Thank you! —“

Hao Yun was extremely grateful, a kind person!

“I am a police officer from Xandar, Kelly. May I ask which planet you are from? Do you have a pass? Your ship proof, entry proof, health proof, I need to check them all! —“

Seeing that Hao Yun was not pretending not to understand, Kelly’s expression became slightly better. Then, she took out a pen-sized detector and placed it beside Hao Yun’s mouth.

“Eh… Can I say that I came here by accident?”

Hao Yun smiled bitterly. Ancient One, you have really caused me to die! —If you send me here, can’t you send me to the checkpoint? Now, I have entered illegally.

I just don’t know how many years it will take to lock me up for the illegal entry crime on this planet…

“Illegal entry? Smuggling?”

Kelly’s blue pupils contracted as she placed her hand at her waist.

Hao Yun obediently raised his hands. “I really came to your planet by accident. Why don’t you arrest me? I am willing to accept all the checks and trials of your planet.”

“Alright, it seems that you are not smuggling.”

Kelly finally relaxed her vigilance. She did not handcuff him and said in a pleasant tone, “Then come with me to register. Don’t worry, I’ve already checked. You didn’t carry the virus and didn’t illegally smuggle it. Your translator has a GPS. You just need to follow me to the police station to register.”

“Thank you! —Thank you very much! —My name is Hao Yun, Officer Kelly. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

Hao Yun silently praised Xandar in his heart. As expected of a famous tourist planet in the universe. This service attitude was comparable to China in his previous life! —

“I’m also very happy to meet you. Let’s go, I’ll take you to register.”

Kelly revealed a smile as she introduced the characteristics of the planet while bringing him to register.

“This is the largest shopping mall on the planet. There are the most complete items in the entire universe…”

The two of them chatted as they passed through the square. Suddenly, a man and a woman fought their way over. The woman threw the man over her shoulder in front of Hao Yun. She held a dagger and was about to kill him!

“Gamora? Star Lord?”

Hao Yun stole a glance at the woman… That face, that decisive action, if not for Thanos’ daughter, who else could it be?

As for Star Lord, a greasy middle-aged man,

It was all up to you to mention.

“Hand over the Infinity Stone! —“

Gamora used her knee to press against the Lord’s waist, raised her God Slaying Blade, and placed it on the Star Lord’s neck.

“Dream on! —“

The Star Lord flipped over and lifted her up. At the same time, he threw a black brick on the ground. Without waiting for her to move, an electric current wrapped around her body, preventing her from moving.

Then, he looked further away. A raccoon and a treant was rushing over!

“You are not allowed to fight in the square! All of you, surrender! —“

Kelly swiped her hand at her waist and pulled out her long C… Coincidentally, the numerous police officers patrolling the square had also arrived. Countless guns were aimed at the Star Lord and the others.

Hao Yun snickered from behind. With this kind of temper, he still dared to come to Xandar to fight? Did he really think that there was no force on a tourist planet?

Although Xandar could not stop Thanos’ army, do not forget that it was still very frightening to Ronan!

“Squat to the side, or we will shoot! —“

Kelly took the lead, and a group of policemen surrounded them… The muzzle of the gun emitted a red light, as if they were going to fire if they were not obedient.

Rocket and Groot looked at each other, helplessly throwing down their weapons, holding their heads and squatting down… Gamora still wanted to struggle, but Star Lord had already obediently surrendered…

Needless to say, Hao Yun was happily brought to the police station for inspection. As for the people of the Guardians of The Galaxy, they were naturally locked up in prison, starting their lives of picking up soap and knowing another teammate.

……………

At the entrance of the police station, Kelly checked Hao Yun’s identity card and registered him as a human from an unknown planet before sending him out of the police station.

“Hao Yun, congratulations. You can travel freely on Xandar. But there is one thing that you can’t commit adultery. Otherwise, I will definitely catch you!”

He scratched his head. In fact, he wanted to ask where he could earn money.

If he couldn’t earn the transaction point, he was afraid that he could only commit crimes to rob for a living.

“Um… Kelly, can you introduce me to a job?”

“Ah? Then what do you know?”

Kelly did not expect Hao Yun to ask about work at all. She opened her mouth in a daze.

Mm… I’m very strong, and my technologcal knowledge is not bad. I can make a lot of technological products. However, I’m afraid that those technological products are a little outdated.

Hao Yun thought about it. It seemed that he did not have anything to exchange for money… Knowledge, apart from this fighting force, in terms of science and technology, it was really inferior to Xandar.

“Strong? How strong?”

Kelly also thought of this. She did not ask Hao Yun about his technology at all and directly asked about strength.

“Well, does it count if I can destroy a mountain?”

Hao Yun answered solemnly.

“Pfft! Haha, Hao Yun, you’re too funny! —How can a normal person destroy a mountain! —“

Kelly covered her stomach and laughed. Hao Yun’s face was full of black lines. Was it strange that he could collapse a mountain? Even Thor could do it!

“Why don’t I try it for you?”

“No, please don’t,” Looking at Hao Yun who was about to raise his hand, Kelly hurriedly stopped him… It was not that she believed in his strength, but she felt that she should not laugh at a good person.

“How about this, every police officer can recruit an auxiliary police. You live with me and follow me! —“

Kelly patted her non-existent chest, looking as if she was protecting him…