Super Farming Tycoon

"Ming'er, we know this little elf now," Mrs. Gu said seriously, "then tell us, how did this little elf suddenly appear here?"

This obviously appeared out of thin air in the study.

Gu Qingming said truthfully, "This is exactly what I want to tell you."

She raised the hand with only the red maple leaf pattern, pointed to the red maple leaf, and said, "He appeared from here."

"Ha, it appeared from here?" Gu Jianguo and his wife were surprised when they heard Xuan Yi, and they said in surprise, "How is this possible? How could this appear from here?"

They who have received modern scientific education have always been unable to understand things beyond the scope of science.

Gu Qingming pointed to the red maple leaf on his wrist and explained, "The elf is a space elf. He can come and go between my consciousness and reality. Similarly, I can also enter space and return to reality. And this is the medium! Little Spirit, go back to the space!"

"Okay, Master!" Kong Xingfan responded.

Then, in the blink of an eye, it disappeared into Gu's mother's palm.

"This...this is really gone!"

Mother Gu looked at the empty palm, full of surprise and excitement, "Husband, the elf is really gone, really gone!"

Gu Jianguo was also very excited in his heart, but he still looked calm on the surface. He nodded and said, "Well, I see, he's gone!"

As soon as his voice fell, Kong Xingfan appeared again.

Standing on top of his head, playing with his broken hair.

When Mother Gu saw it, she couldn't help but want to scream excitedly, but for fear of scaring the elf, the tone changed to a low voice.

"Husband, on your head!"

Gu Jianguo didn't react at all at first, "What's on my head?"

"Haha, the elf is on your head now!" Mother Gu said with a cheerful smile, "He is playing with your hair now. Haha, Xiao Kongkong is so cute! It's so cute, it's almost like a nosebleed. "

Gu Jianguo's face darkened.

His movements looked a bit rude, but in fact he gently touched his head, trying to catch him.

Well, soft, cool, and tiny, even if I don't see it,

Also melt your heart.

The elf gave a "swoosh", spread out its small wings and flew away.

Letting this black-faced old man touch it is already his limit.

He didn't want to be touched by the old man, and wanted to catch him.

"Ha ha……"

Mother Gu saw the cute elf flying away, and burst into laughter.

"So cute, so cute."

The despised old man had a black line on his face. Hearing his wife's words, he said angrily, "Hmph, what's so cute, it's just small, it's just white, it's not as cute as the doll I gave you!"

Gu Qingming's eyes lit up, and he asked with great interest, "Mom, when will Dad give you your doll, why don't I know?"

Gu's mother blushed, and she said a little embarrassedly, "It was just last month."

At her age, she still likes that cute and lovely doll. She is embarrassed. If she says it, she will definitely be laughed at.

The 6th of last month was the anniversary of their first meeting.

Gu Jianguo customized a doll for his wife.

"What do you know, you don't stay home all day long, with that..." Gu Jianguo was stabbed by his wife's hand, and his voice suddenly became hoarse.

He wanted to say that he would hang out with that bastard and have sex all day long.

It's just that now that her daughter has been hurt by that man and has broken up, he can't poke salt on her scar.

After Gu Jianguo's voice went hoarse, he came up again, and said angrily, "The calf who is the same as the calf that has withdrawn the rope is showing joy."

Gu's mother, "..."

It seems that he wronged her husband, he didn't want to poke her daughter's scar.

Gu Qingming, "..."

Accidentally turned into a calf.

Obviously she was born a horse.

The elf didn't want the old man to be angry with his master, so he "puchi" flew to the old man, and a transparent thread shot at it.

"Ah cut!" The transparent light hit his nose, causing Gu Jianguo to sneeze involuntarily.

He didn't have time to react, and then another transparent thread shot past, directly into his mouth.

Gu Jianguo, who yawned and didn't have time to shut up, said, "What is this?"

Gu's mother and Gu Qingming's mother and daughter stared in surprise.

Gu's mother couldn't help shouting, "Husband!"

Gu Qingming came back to his senses and asked sternly, "Kong Xingfan, what did you give my dad to eat?"

Obviously to vent his anger for the master and teach this old man a lesson, why was he reprimanded instead.

Kong Xingfan was wronged.

He said aggrievedly, "I... I just gave him my pee!"

"Urine?!" The three of them said in unison in surprise!

Gu Jianguo, who had come to his senses, pointed to his nose, and asked anxiously and angry, "You...you actually let me drink your urine?"

Since childhood, who dared to let him drink urine.

This little thing actually made him drink urine.

He couldn't help moving his throat, how could it feel sweet? Could it be his illusion?

How could this urine be sweet?

Gu Qingming asked sternly, "Is there any harm in your urine?"

The aggrieved elf immediately shook his head and said, "No, no, master. My urine, in fact... it's actually from that spiritual spring, but it's purer!"

Gu Qingming, "..."

Gu Dad and his wife, "..." What is spiritual spring water.

Hearing Little Elf's explanation, Gu Qingming looked at his father and said with a smile, "Haha, Dad, it's okay. Drinking Little Spirit's pee and keeping it can make you disappear from all diseases and live a long life!"

Gu's mother, "..."

Gu Dad, "..." This unfilial daughter is talking nonsense.

"Oh, yes, Mom, hurry back to the room to prepare a set of clothes for Dad. After a while, he will turn black and need a bath!" Gu Qingming said with a smile covering his mouth.

After Mama Gu listened, she was stunned for a moment, and then went to look at his husband. How could he think that a black layer appeared on his face.

Mother Gu wiped it with her hand, um, a layer of black sludge stuck on her fingertips.

Dad Gu, "..." Is his face so dirty? Obviously he just washed his face and took a shower.

Gu's mother moved her nose, then sniffed close to her husband and said, "Why does it feel a little stinky?"

"Old...wife, I just took a bath, how can it be smelly?" Gu Jiangli explained immediately, "Really, I didn't lie to you!"

His wife loves cleanliness.

Therefore, he takes a bath at least twice a day.

But when he spoke, his nose also moved, and a stench floated out.

Gu Qingming had experienced this feeling, she said, "Dad, you go to the bathroom, otherwise, the whole study will become smelly."

Gu Jianguo, who had a black face, "..." Unfilial daughter, is there such a slaughter?

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Madam Gu asked, "Husband, what does this little elf's pee smell like?"

Dad Gu slapped his mouth twice, and said, "It's quite sweet, delicious!"

Madam Gu, "..."

Does my husband have this quirk of drinking urine?