The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood soon found her blind date in the coffee shop. After seeing the other party’s unkempt outfit, Little Red Riding Hood immediately understood why Bai Xue wanted to hire someone else to have a blind date with him.

    This person is Bai Xue’s new target, a straight man with a high IQ but low EQ. He’s currently working on developing a new type of energy. This person has recently suffered from a series of bad luck, both in work and love, and tends to commit suicide due to depression.

    Before coming, Bai Xue had explained some personal info about this person: “This person is called Zhang Feiming, and his family is good, but because he has been researching a new energy source that can completely replace gasoline, he has almost spent all the family’s savings. It’s a pity that the research has not been successful. Her mother fell ill six months ago, so Zhang Feiming had to stop his new energy research and come out to find a job.”

    “But he is not used to the working style in large enterprises, so he has been working very hard and ended up being unhappy. Recently, her mother started asking him to go for a blind date, but because this person’s EQ is too low, those blind dates often went bad, and he always got ridiculed by the blind date.”

    “His research has not been successful, and his current job is not going well. Couple with being ridiculed by strangers, due to these triple blows, he began to feel inferior, depressed, and doubtful about life, which resulted in a pessimistic mentality.” Bai Xue said, “So I plan to find a way to restore his self-confidence first. The only purpose of this blind date is to just continuously praise him until his self-confidence starts to grow back.”

    Remembering Bai Xue’s advice, Little Red Riding Hood slowly approached the table: “Hello, are you Mr. Zhang?”

    Hearing a nice voice, Zhang Feiming raised his head hesitantly. The moment he saw Little Red Riding Hood, there was a hint of doubt in his eyes: “Who are you?”

    “I’m Hong Hong (t/n: Hong means red, so her name is red red).” Little Red Riding Hood smiled slightly.

    “Hong… Hong Hong?” After Zhang Feiming realized that this girl is his blind date today, he immediately stood up from the chair in fright. Unfortunately, because he got up too quickly, he accidentally knocked his chair back and it made a loud sound. When Zhang Feiming saw that everyone around them was looking at him, he immediately got embarrassed.

    “Let me help you.” Little Red Riding Hood said and was about to squat down.

    “No, no need, I’ll do it myself.” Perhaps because he was too anxious, Zhang Feiming accidentally slapped Little Red Riding Hood’s hand a little too harshly.

    Little Red Riding Hood looked at the back of her hand that had turned red and then looked at Zhang Feiming, who was looking anxious. She suddenly understood why this person had failed many blind dates.

    The two sat opposite each other. Zhang Feiming was so nervous that he didn’t dare to speak at all. He was drinking coffee with his head covered and he didn’t even dare to look at Little Red Riding Hood.

    This person doesn’t say anything, and there is no topic for her to give out any compliments.

    “Don’t you have anything to say to me?” Little Red Riding Hood could only start the conversation herself.

    Zhang Feiming glanced at Little Red Riding Hood for just a second before shaking his head.

    “But… we’re here for a blind date? Don’t you want to get to know your future girlfriend?” Little Red Riding Hood asked again.

    Zhang Feiming blushed suddenly when he heard the word “girlfriend”, and then muttered for a long time: “I…I know you don’t like me, I…I…”

    “I like you. “

    “!!” Zhang Feiming raised his head in disbelief.

    “I think you are very good. Although you are not very handsome, you are very gentle and I like that type. You don’t like to talk, but a quiet man is also a calm person. You have a high education and a good character. I like you very much.” For Bai Xue’s thousand yuan, Little Red Riding Hood almost had no conscience when spewing out those compliments.

    “Like me?”

    “I heard that you still have ongoing research? And you have been doing it for ten years? If you can persist in doing something for ten years, you must be a person with good perseverance and dreams.”

    “Yes… Is that true?”

    “I especially admire those who dare to pursue their dreams.” Little Red Riding Hood then boasted, “You are definitely such a person.”

    “Really?” Zhang Feiming had never been praised like this before, and someone was praising the research that he liked. He was in a happy mood and couldn’t help smirking.

    Little Red Riding Hood knew that she had found a breakthrough, and couldn’t help but smile happily.

    When Brother Wolf entered the cafe, he saw such a scene. Little Red Riding Hood was wearing a long floral dress, looking at a silly man and smiling.

    “You have something on your lips, do you want to wipe it?” Zhang Feiming had been drinking coffee nervously before, and his mouth was full of milk foam. Little Red Riding Hood wanted to remind him for a long time, but Zhang Feiming was too nervous before, and Little Red Riding Hood didn’t dare to scare him. At this time, seeing that the atmosphere between the two has eased a little, she reminded him aloud.

    “Oh.” Zhang Feiming blushed and hurriedly wiped it with the back of his hand.

    “Don’t use your hands, there are tissues here.” Little Red Riding Hood took a few tissues and wanted to hand them to Zhang Feiming, but Zhang Feiming didn’t know why he needed those. Little Red Riding Hood was speechless, so she had no choice but to help him wipe it.

    A sudden fire suddenly rushed from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and Brother Wolf rushed over without control, grabbing Little Red Riding Hood’s arm that wanted to wipe the corner of someone’s mouth.

    “Wolf… Brother Wolf?” Little Red Riding Hood looked at Brother Wolf who suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

    “What are you doing?” Brother Wolf asked, word by word.

    “I…I…” Little Red Riding Hood looked at Brother Wolf and Zhang Feiming, not knowing how to answer for a while.

    She was just doing her job and those compliments just now were just some insincere praises. She was afraid that if she say it like that, Zhang Feiming might be sad and accidentally crash his car when he go out later. Little Red Riding Hood didn’t know why but not a word came out of her mouth.

    “Who is he?” Brother Wolf looked back at Zhang Feiming.

    “He… he is…” Little Red Riding Hood didn’t know how to introduce this target of hers.

    “Hello, my name is Zhang Feiming, and I’m Hong Hong’s blind date.” Little Red Riding Hood had no idea that Zhang Feiming, who was a mute just now, suddenly became such a chatterbox.

    “Crack!”

    Little Red Riding Hood grimaced, she felt that her arm was about to be crushed by Brother Wolf.

    “Honghong?? So you’re called Hong Hong now. It seems that the blind date is going well.” Brother Wolf’s face was hideous, and he scoffed in anger.

    “I…I…” Little Red Riding Hood felt that she might need to explain something, but she didn’t know what needed to be explained.

    “Hong Hong is the first girl to say that she likes me.” Although Zhang Feiming has a low EQ, he has a high IQ. He remembers everything Little Red Riding Hood said.

    “Like you??” Brother Wolf looked at Little Red Riding Hood murderously.

    Feeling murderous, Little Red Riding Hood can only smirk awkwardly, hehehe…

    “Sir, it’s half past one, should you go back to work?” Xiong Er glanced at the work card on Zhang Feiming’s chest and reminded him kindly.

    “Yes, yes, I have to go to work.” Zhang Feiming responded immediately, “Hong Hong, I’m going to work first or I’m going to be late.”

    “Mmmm, contact me another day.” Little Red Riding Hood replied casually.

    “…” Xiong Er felt that Dr. Xiao was about to be murdered.

    “…” Little Red Riding Hood felt that she seemed to have said something wrong just now.

    Only Zhang Feiming didn’t notice anything peculiar and went back to work happily. Mom, you are about to have a daughter-in-law.

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    Brother Wolf said nothing, just stared at Little Red Riding Hood, who was sweating profusely and fidgeting. Staring so much that Xiong Er thought that his employer would no longer break the silence and only looked at Dr. Xiao in silence, but thankfully Brother Wolf finally let go of Little Red Riding Hood’s hand.

    “Explain.” Brother Wolf tried his best to suppress his anger, but he still wanted some explanation from Little Red Riding Hood.

    “Explanation? Oh! You mean what happened just now, I… that, I was working just now.” Little Red Riding Hood explained with a guilty conscience, although she didn’t know why she felt guilty.

    “Work? When did your job become a blind date?” Brother Wolf asked while biting back his tongue.

    “That’s right, that person is actually a patient of my colleague, and he has suicidal tendencies.” Little Red Riding Hood quickly explained, “You also know that my job is to treat those patients with suicidal tendencies.”

    “What does this have to do with blind dates? ” Brother Wolf asked.

    “That… His repeated failures during blind dates were also one of the reasons for his depression and suicide, so my colleague asked me a favor to act as his blind date. So, I just pretend to be interested in him to let him regain his self-confidence, it’s that simple.” Little Red Riding Hood explained.

    “Pretend to like him?” Brother Wolf looked dangerously at Little Red Riding Hood as if she just touched some sensitive nerve, and asked, “Like you pretended to like me?”

    “No… No.” Little Red Riding Hood shook her head in denial.

    “Not what?” Brother Wolf asked.

    “His case is just me pretending but yours not.” Little Red Riding Hood said decisively.

    The moment she said that sentence, Little Red Riding Hood felt relieved as the invisible murderous aura disappeared.

    “Phew~~~” Little Red Riding Hood let out a sigh of relief.

    Brother Wolf was quite satisfied with this answer, and his face showed a slightly better expression, but: “What have you been doing these days?”

    Brother Wolf still has to ask about these few days when Little Red Riding Hood suddenly disappeared.

    “I… I’m on vacation.” Little Red Riding Hood replied.

    “Vacation? Why do you need to cancel your mobile phone number on vacation?” Brother Wolf asked.

    “Cancel? No?”

    Brother Wolf glanced suspiciously at Little Red Riding Hood and dialed Little Red Riding Hood’s cell phone again in front of her, and then the familiar ringtone rang.

    “Look, I can get through.” Little Red Riding Hood showed the phone to Brother Wolf.

    Brother Wolf frowned and asked again, “Then did you delete my WeChat?”

    “No, how could I delete your WeChat.” Little Red Riding Hood denied it.

    Brother Wolf glanced at Little Red Riding Hood and sent a WeChat message to Little Red Riding Hood with his mobile phone. This time, the message was successfully sent. Brother Wolf blinked and suddenly became a little confused. It was obviously not like this a few days ago.

    “Brother Wolf, are you not angry with me anymore?” Little Red Riding Hood asked cautiously.

    “You want me to stay angry?” Brother Wolf glanced at Little Red Riding Hood.

    “No no no, of course I don’t want it anymore.” Little Red Riding Hood giggled.

    Little Red Riding Hood’s smile dispelled Brother Wolf’s five-day depression, thinking that this woman really still cared about him. There was a probability that she was frightened by his anger last time, um, he should try to be gentle in the future.

    “Your hospital is quite strange. The way you treat your patients is very strange. There is kidnapping and blind date.” Brother Wolf said.

    “It doesn’t matter if it’s a black cat or a white cat, it’s a good cat if it catches a mouse.” Little Red Riding Hood laughed.

    “I don’t care about others, you are not allowed to do this again in the future.”

    “Huh?” Little Red Riding Hood was puzzled.

    “Blind date, kidnapping, and other things are not allowed.” Brother Wolf commanded domineeringly.

    “But… this is my job.” Little Red Riding Hood wondered.

    “How much do they pay you?” Brother Wolf knew the character of money-hungry Little Red Riding Hood and decided to spend some money.

    “You may not believe it when I say it.” It hurts for Little Red Riding Hood to mention her salary.

    “In this world, there is probably no salary that can make me surprise.” The local tyrant Brother Wolf said that it is the people who don’t dare to ask for higher pay, there is no amount that he can’t pay.

    “1500.”

    “??”

    “One month.”

    “…”

    “Food and shelter included.”

    Such poor treatment? It seems that Little Red Riding Hood really likes the job. Forget it, since she likes this job so much, just let her go. If it’s a big deal… if she got arrested at the police station later, he can help to bail her out, just…

    “The rest is up to you, but you are not allowed to go on a blind date.” Brother Wolf strictly said.

    “Why… why?”

    “Because I agree for you to be my girlfriend.” Brother Wolf said proudly.

    “!!!” A thunderclap fell and Little Red Riding Hood was dumbfounded on the spot.