The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The old devil is actually telling the truth. Anyone who can perform well in all walks of life relies on the foil of his peers.

This statement is actually justified. Let’s take a look at all the villains in history. After he died, he compromised and made a PY deal with the protagonist and was finally killed by a reverse routine; he pretended to be a disciple and wanted to fatten his disciple’s soul. Devoured, but the result was swallowed up and self-destructed; and before the battle, the flag was held high, thinking that he would win this battle, and finally he was beaten so much that even his mother didn’t know it;

And the old devil thinks that all villains have one thing in common: they talk a lot...

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There were only a few minutes left before the formation started. In the toilet of the military training dormitory, Master Erdan was still struggling with his stomach. He didn't know what he had eaten today, and his stomach hurt inexplicably.

He squatted on the squatting toilet in the toilet, holding the handle on the side with both hands, and he looked a little collapsed.

What did you eat?

Guo Erdan felt that his brain had lost the ability to think a bit.

Oh, right.

Just when Guo Erdan was extremely collapsed, he remembered.

This stomach didn't go bad just today. Guo Erdan remembered that when he passed the corridor yesterday, he ate a new dish made by Juan's mother. It was a rice dish, a smoothie made of rice. Juan's mother also gave this dish a nice name called "Rice Bingbing". At that time, Juan's mother was doing a pilot test in the corridor...

The problem is, I only took one bite! And I didn't feel any discomfort at the time.

Guo Erdan clutched his stomach and wanted to cry without tears.

At this moment, Guo Erdan was surprised to find that Juanma's dark cooking has been upgraded... Now it still has stamina, which is terrifying!

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As the minutes passed, Guo Erdan looked at the time weakly, and found that it was almost six o'clock, and he had been squatting in the toilet for more than ten minutes...

At this moment, he saw that the tiles under his feet began to vibrate slightly.

earthquake?

Guo Erdan felt very puzzled, because if it was an earthquake, it was actually not that strong.

And at this moment, he saw a white light penetrate through the gap under the squat room next door.

Na...Nani? !

Guo Erdan was scared to pee, because the next moment he felt that his body was gradually becoming nothingness, followed by a turbulent change in front of him, and the passage was endless. Guo Erdan felt that he was drawn into a new map by a strange force.

Did you pass through?

When Guo Erdan reacted, he felt a blast of wind blowing between his two strands.

He was surprised to find that he was directly teleported when he was squatting in the pit, and he was spiraling into the sky with his bare bottom...

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In the conference room of the military training base in the western suburbs of Songhai City, the old secretary sat on a bench and looked at the big screen in front of him. There is a round of radar on the lower right of the screen, which is densely marked with countless red dots: "Has the transmission started? Are the number of people determined?"

"Well, it's been confirmed." Zhuo Yi stood beside the old secretary and made a relevant report: "Before the transmission officially started, we have asked the leading teachers of each school to confirm it carefully, and all students fill in the form in the dormitory building. The camp manual, even if it is not in the dormitory, it is in the dormitory building to use the toilet... and it is not missed."

The old secretary nodded: "Well, that's fine."

Like... a toilet?

Several principals in the conference room could not help but twitch when they heard the words.

They could already think of the surprise that some of the students who were still in the tuba or trumpet were suddenly teleported away. In this case, whether it is flying or peeing, you will be scared to hold back, right?

The old secretary smiled and said, "It's only true that the incident happened suddenly. We just need to see the real reflections of the students, don't we?"

"The old secretary is right..."

Zhuo Yihan said: "Now, they are in the ascending stage. After the formation sends them to the map, they will automatically lead them to a height of 5,000 meters, and finally put them down together, allowing them to freely choose where they want to go. "

"Safety, is this okay?"

"Don't worry, old secretary, General Yi has personally set up a small world, and when it approaches the ground a hundred meters, it will enter a slow state."

Zhuo Yi reported the situation on the side: "And the instructor in charge of this escape drill has also entered the map, their radar display is blue, and Senior Toya Immortal is the commander-in-chief to ensure the safety of the students during the process. ; The magic weapons in it are specially made to cater to the small world, as long as the small world judges that it hits a vital part, and the body emits blue smoke, it will be out of the game."

The escape rules and elimination mechanism this time are actually simple and easy to understand, even easier than the last Spirit Sword exchange meeting.

As the head office of Songhai City Hundred Schools General Administration, Zhuo Yi is very attentive to the planning of this matter. Since his superiors assigned the task, he has been making every effort to formulate the process policy for this time. The situation has been prepared in advance.

Because he knows that Master is a person who never likes trouble and likes to keep a low profile...

However, even if the plan is carefully prepared, it is inevitable that there will be loopholes.

Zhuo Yi stood beside the old secretary, his face a little embarrassed: "Secretary Dakang, I just received a piece of information here, saying that the fluctuation of the gate of another world has come again, and the coordinates are very close to us."

The door to another world?

The old secretary frowned, always feeling that this was a bit too coincidental, he looked serious and lowered his head to answer: "At that time, General Yi and I joined forces to seal the gate of another world. Under normal circumstances, this gate will never be used. Possibly reopening the seal in such a short time. I always felt like someone was behind the scenes."

"The coordinates of the fluctuation of the gate of the other world are so close to us, which is indeed not good for us."

"If it's going to be bad for the kids, that's bad."

"Old secretary, do you want to ask for support?"

"The support can be reserved as a plan, let's take a look at the situation first." The old secretary waved his hand and frowned, "Anyway, I and the principal of the sixth school are here, and we must be responsible for the safety of the students to the end."

Zhuo Yi was extremely surprised. He had no idea that the old secretary would actually use support as a backup plan: "Does the gate of another world really be so scary?"

"At that time, when the demon clan withdrew, ten of us joined forces to close the door. After statistics, we gathered the strength of ten of us at that time, and the strength reached one billion kilograms, so we could barely push the door to close. Everyone has spare strength, and did not spend 100% of the effort, the reason is that I didn't expect that door to be so heavy..."

The old secretary seemed to recall a lot of things. He stood up and sighed: "If this door to another world reappears, even if I risk my life, I will try my best to close the door. Rebellion is not good.”

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