The Daily Life of the Immortal King

The three-inch golden man incarnated by the Dao of Heaven wanted to cry, but when facing Wang Ling, he always felt powerless.

This month, he was summoned here one after another, and it wasn't about trading resources or anything, but asking about secrets.

These secrets are all secrets...

The most important thing is that if you want to exchange secrets, that's all. How can anyone trade with crispy noodles?

It's all because his father made a deal with the boy in front of him with crispy noodles, which made this real...

devil……

"Tell me, what's the matter?" The three-inch golden man sighed, having completely accepted the reality.

Wang Ling was going through the drawer. He didn't have much crispy noodles left, and he was really reluctant to give them.

So he was looking for expired crispy noodles just now.

The expired crispy noodles flagship store has a recycling service. Wang Ling is still a privileged gold card user, and the flagship store can even come to the flagship store for recycling. But later Wang Ling thought that he should save some expired crispy noodles for Tiandao.

So before the start of the summer camp, Wang Ling used the privileged door-to-door service and asked Loopy Toad to help with the exchange. But in exchange for expired crispy noodles...

A complete pack of original crispy noodles can be exchanged for three packs of expired crispy noodles!

Seeing this scene, the three-inch golden man was taken aback for a moment, and immediately stretched out Erkang's hand: "—Wait a minute, young man!"

Wang Ling turned his face: "???"

The Three-Inch Golden Man: "Actually, you don't need to make a deal with crispy noodles... We are only here for loan services. You can ask questions first, and then exchange them with handwritten copies later."

so good?

When Wang Ling heard it, his eyes lit up.

This session of Tiandao is really very conscientious!

Wang Ling sighed inwardly.

But the problem is, he has already prepared expired crispy noodles, so don't worry about it!

"Exactly, three questions."

Wang Ling opened his mouth lightly, and then presented three packs of expired crispy noodles.

The three-inch gold man was startled: "It's...expired?"

Wang Ling raised his eyebrows, stared at Tiandao, and firmly transmitted the voice: The deal with you is not based on what you want, but on me, what do you have...

The three-inch gold man was about to cry: "..."

"Let's get started." Wang Ling stared at the three-inch golden man.

The little golden man rubbed his hands with tears in his eyes, and a golden scroll emerged from his hand: "This is the book of secrets, a golden scroll dedicated to recording secrets of heaven. You can write your questions on this book of secrets, and the answers will naturally appear in the book." It will be shown in the secret book."

The book of secrets, this is the supreme magic weapon that records all the secrets of the Dao. This is the existence of a magic weapon of the divine level that transcends the natural movement of heaven and earth, and it is not naturally above the magic weapon of the opposite world.

Ordinary people have to pay a price for spying on the secrets of heaven.

In Tiandao Tianji Library, all the secrets sealed inside can be answered in the Tianji Book.

Of course, these secrets must be related to the "Day of Heaven".

There are still many questions that are invalid questions, such as what XX likes to eat, what are the reasons for it...

If these people have little connection with the Heavenly Dao itself, then even asking is useless.

According to the law of heaven, the price of spying on the hangar is as follows.

One: Peeping at the secrets of the sky requires an equal price in exchange, and if necessary, you need to pay the price of life.

Two: For rule one, if you need to pay the price of your life after getting the answer to the question, the questioner will dissipate into dust within 48 hours and disappear completely.

Three: Those who spy on the secrets of heaven are such extremely evil people, there will be no desire to return to the world after death.

Four: Those who spy on the secret must keep the secret after getting the answer. If they reveal the secret, they will be punished by the thunder of heaven and will never be reborn forever.

Five: Those who spy on the secrets of heaven must cultivate more than one hundred ways of heaven, or obtain more than three ways of heretics.

Six: Those who spy on the sky can consume the same amount of life yuan and reduce the price of offerings.

Seven: All rights of interpretation belong to Tiandao.

Eight: Those on the white list of Heavenly Dao will not be restricted by the above rules...

But Wang Ling is one of the people in Tiandao's white list.

So for Wang Ling, the three-inch gold man has never been able to do anything.

If other people want to spy on the secret, the most tragic situation is to pay the price of their lives.

Wang Ling was on the lookout for secrets, as long as he finished the homework he didn't need or even handed in the overdue homework.

——With privilege, you can do whatever you want!

Very helpless, but had to accept...

How do you say something?

The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will Wang Ling spare...

The bitter fruit planted back then has finally been well proven by them...

So, when Wang Ling wrote down the question he wanted to ask in the book of secrets, and raised his head again, he found two old tears streaming down the blurred face of the three-inch golden man...

Did you cry?

Wang Ling didn't understand.

What an amiable man he was!

The little golden man wiped his tears, and put away the three packs of expired crispy noodles... Although it is already privileged enough for Wang Ling to exchange resources with handwritten homework, these three packs of expired snacks are not as good. Copy the homework by hand! !

"Your question has been received by the secret library... Well, it will take about three or four minutes for the answer to appear in the secret book." The three-inch golden man rerolled the secret book and put it in front of Wang Ling.

You need to wait for three or four minutes, which is exactly the time of a song.

Suddenly, Xiao Jinren had a whim, and he decided to play a song for Wang Ling.

"Listen to this song..."

The little golden man just clapped his hands, and a melodious singing sound surrounded the room instantly.

The prelude to the wonderful song sounded...

Wang Ling: "This is?"

Little Golden Man: "This is the singer of the Heavenly Dao. Each of our Heavenly Dao has different tasks. When many cultivators are sitting, they will see the lantern of life returning to life in front of them, and they will hear melodious music. These are all Heavenly Dao The singer is singing silently behind her back. Therefore, the voice of the singer of Tiandao is not something that ordinary people can hear. Tiandao Diva can sing along with the accompaniment."

Wang Ling: "Well..."

At this time, the Tiandao singer with countless voices had already sung the prelude.

The song officially begins:

Always ask me for it, but never say thank you...

It wasn't until I grew up that I realized that crispy noodles are cheap...

Every transaction is always, pretending to be relaxed...

Smile and say deal, expired snacks for you...

...

Little Golden Man: "So, do you have anything to say?"

Wang Ling: "Well, it sounds good."

"..."

The little golden man has completely given up on resisting Wang Ling...

Forget it, expired, let it expire...

For this kind of whitelist users who don't have to be shot by Tiandao, it's better than nothing...

PS: "The Only Koi in the Realm of Cultivation" can be read as an extra episode of "Daily Life of the Immortal King", and there are many Easter eggs in the story about the Immortal King! There is also a story about the protagonist's own sister (Wang Nuan)!