The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Engineering is undoubtedly the most expensive profession. As an investor in the Roland series of large robots, and as an honorary director of the Sulfur Mountain City Engineers Association, with the unlimited expenditures for the in-depth development of this series, the Baya Brothers of the Security Chamber of Commerce have almost gone bankrupt .

And even so, the Roland series is still an extremely immature product. The tall and mighty robots look very powerful, but if they don't even have legendary combat power, they are only relatively advanced in the underground world where there are so many strong players. The target, and if you add advanced materials to improve combat power, the funds needed will be astronomical, so they thought of looking for investors on the surface that needs high-end combat power.

The Roland robot brought up is not the latest product of the Roland system, and the technology used is second-hand goods after discounts. However, in the ground world, it is still full of new technology. At least, in the eyes of the engineers, this is already is a very valuable gift.

Whether it is a gift to the soon-to-be emperor of a great country, or to the Oran Empire, which is known for its luxury, as long as the gift is heavier or novel enough, amazing returns can be expected.

The alchemy and engineering of the Oran Empire are also very good. Otherwise, there will be no floating fleets and magic mechanical dragons traveling in the future. At least the goblins have long taken a fancy to the alchemy secrets of alloy steel, magic power and machinery. Magic Mechanics Theory.

What they paid attention to was that it was best to exchange for technology and resources. If not, it would be fine to exchange some gold coins for research funding.

This idea is excellent, and if it is carried out by an outstanding diplomat, it will most likely achieve satisfactory results in the end.

But unfortunately, from the envoy headed by Silver Hook Bea. Adding Kabbalah and Hoyle is bound to be a mistake.

Kabbalah. The orphaned goblin born in Sulfur Mountain City is said to be a goblin prince with noble blood in terms of genealogy. It is said that he is also a master of civil engineering, but he is obviously self-taught. I haven't seen him build a few decent houses, but I personally have a special kind of enthusiasm for buildings. I often sneak away to study the foundations and roof beams of special buildings. Disassemble a few parts to study.

Imagine a little bit what would happen if the top beams and foundations of the wooden structure house were removed, and it wasn't once or twice that he dug himself into his own ruins.

Created pits and ruins countless times. As a result, people nicknamed "Kabbala, the little prince who digs holes and does not fill them", and "Kabalah, the green-skinned termite", which are also the key targets of urban management. "Kabalah will come to your house tomorrow" has become a malicious curse.

But fortunately, he is quite business-minded, his family is quite rich, and he spends money casually without the concept of money for a long time. Afterwards, he compensates in place and does not cause personal loss, so he has been wandering on the edge of prison.

Silver hook needs no introduction.

Mobile Alchemy Bomb Expert. Although the dwarf Hoyle is a master blacksmith, he is also a triathlete of gambling, gambling and drinking, and is also a famous saboteur.

Combine these three live treasures into a gift-giving mission. Thanks to those dwarves who figured it out.

As soon as he arrived at his destination, the Oran Empire, the gambler Hoyle spent several nights in various new-style casinos, and then lost most of his travel expenses. Kabbalah even dug up a century-old monastery and lost all the remaining money. Travel expenses, or not. Not so poor as to steal decorations from roadside trees.

They had indeed been to the imperial palace, but it was a pity that this group of guys had no negotiating power at all, and they were so worried that they insisted on seeing the emperor before they were willing to submit gifts, and they didn't even allow that rude guard to touch their treasures, As a result, this group of sneaky aliens were almost regarded as malicious assassins, and the gift-giving plan was blocked all the way.

If this kind of day drags on for a few more weeks, they might be poor and have no choice but to sell their gifts for scrap iron and go home with the travel expenses.

But two days ago, when they learned that the Hemet mansion was going to hold a reception and the emperor would appear in person, they rushed in overjoyed and gave gifts in person.

However, those who did not receive the invitation were obviously aliens, so the guards would naturally not allow them to enter. As a result, the three dwarfs fought against the entire guard of Hemet House. With their excellent melee experience and personal strength, the three dwarfs still prevailed .

But if it was delayed for a while, when the royal guards came and they were treated as assassins, I'm afraid it would really be impossible to deal with it.

Fortunately, before that, Dasos came out in time, but unfortunately, this group of lawless dwarves offended the target they wanted to please.

"It's fine to give compliments without sincerity, and it hurts the other party's pain of killing their father and brother. Are you giving gifts or are you here to be responsible for spreading hatred?"

Shaking his head, seeing Dasos who was furious, he knew that if he didn't care about it, it would definitely be the result of going all out to execute the three people to vent his anger. That's not what I want to see.

"Your Majesty, since they are here to give gifts, at least let them present gifts. This will at least show your majesty's demeanor."

As if I didn't want to lose face in front of me, my persuasion with a smile seemed to have worked.

Taking two deep breaths, suppressing the emotion of going berserk, Dassos nodded.

"Since Ms. Luo Renee is interceding, I will give you a chance, foreign visitors, to show your identities and show your sincerity."

After the three dwarves discussed, they actually began to prepare their lines.

"Since you asked the question sincerely!"

"We will tell you mercifully!"

"for......"

"Enough! Tell me clearly within ten seconds, or you will be tied to stone anchors and thrown into the river." I was planning to hear that they revised my opening lines recently, but obviously Dasos didn't have that patience , the emperor's roar made everyone present bow their heads and tremble.

"We come from the Sulfur Mountain City in the underground world. We heard that His Majesty is going to ascend the throne, so we have traveled thousands of miles to present us with the most noble gift."

Sure enough, the threat to life was still effective.

"Underworld?"

In the eyes of human aristocrats, the legendary underground world is full of monsters, killings and wars everywhere, and it is completely different from the ground. Hearing the goblin and gray dwarf say that they came from the underground world, they immediately. The nobles were full of surprise and disbelief, and they talked a lot.

"Cough, then show me what a treasure it is."

Undoubtedly, judging from the slightly raised eyebrows and the smile on the corner of the mouth. The residents of the underground world who came from thousands of miles away all gave gifts to congratulate him on his ascension to the throne, which made Dassos feel very honorable.

I was a little relieved. The idea of ​​congratulating thousands of miles is indeed very good. As long as there are no accidents, even if the gift is not very good, Dassos will pretend to be very satisfied, and most likely the reward will not be less. It is also a good story to spread.

"Look, this is the twenty-to-one miniaturized robot on the 88th, and it is also a gift from us to His Majesty."

From Kabbalah's bag full of patches, he took out a dilapidated robot.

It was an old robot that would fall apart at any time. It was only one meter high and covered in green rust. It was obvious that the parts were recycled from waste, and it was not as majestic and terrifying as the prototype.

The flustered Yingou didn't speak clearly. He meant that the large robot No. 88 was sent out, but because it was too huge, it could only be replaced by an isometric model.

"Pfft. This one can be played by children."

"It's an insult to the engineering crystallization of the Oran Empire. Our magical steam armor is more than three meters high. What does it mean to send this here? Does our emperor need small toys?"

But obviously, in the eyes of the nobles here, it was just a few ignorant country folks who gave a small toy to His Majesty the Emperor.

"Look, he has a drill, a main gun, and a power backpack behind him. The technology is the most advanced in Sulfur Mountain City. It should be able to help your country's engineering research..."

I clutched my forehead, now that the misunderstanding has not been solved, the more serious Yingou explained, the more he contemptuous of the other party's engineering and industrial level, and the more irritating he was.

"Zizizi!" "Crack!" "Boom!"

Well, no need to explain, like other safety brand products, under the debugging of goblins, this proportional robot first leaked electricity, then smoked and made noises all over, and then exploded by itself.

"Enough! Is this your gift to a king? Perhaps, you think I am so kind and stupid!"

The magic sword revealed a blood-red brilliance, and the emperor no longer intended to hide his killing intent.

The three of them looked at each other, and some didn't understand why the other party seemed to be so angry that he wanted to kill people when the gift was so heavy, and No. 88 was the highest engineering achievement in the underground world. idea.

"Since you are not satisfied with this gift, let's find another gift temporarily."

"My lord, this is our gift!"

"Bold!" "Bold dog!" Seeing the gift that Kabbalah took out from the sack, the Oran nobles were furious.

Those are some familiar jewelry, and they are decorations along the avenue along the river. This cheap jewelry, which is so inferior that no one picks it up, is actually given to the highest king?

"Damn it, it's worse than stealing flowers from a girl's favorite garden, and then using them to make a bouquet to propose to the original owner." I have nothing to say about this death.

"Heh, it's a waste of my time to argue with you."

Fortunately, Dassos smiled angrily, and finally shook his head, as if he didn't want to care about these goblins anymore.

"Take it down. Forget it, you go on your own. Hmm? Sulfur Mountain City? Isn't that the birthplace of that god that has never been heard of? Since the residents there are like this, it seems that in the future, it will be the center of the true god. There are also country bumpkins. Tell me, if the great gods will escape to the mortal world for refuge, maybe we in Oran will also have the favor of the gods in the future."

Obviously the emperor's sense of humor is very bad, and this cold joke that criticizes the true god is even more difficult to laugh at, but...

"I've never even heard of the God of Law. I heard of it some time ago. Now many businessmen have chosen that belief. It really is the church of the inferior people."

"Heh, it can be seen from these guys. Who knows how that unknown guy became a true god. Maybe he stepped on dog shit when he went out, and he became a god so inexplicably."

But Dassos is the emperor, so no matter how funny the joke is, the nobles under his command must try their best to laugh it out and follow suit. Penalties are no fun.

"Enough. You can insult us, but you must not insult Lord Sleepless! You stupid humans! You are not even as good as his little finger."

The goblin's comically piercing screams echoed throughout the hall. Immediately afterwards, the audience roared with louder laughter.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, I, Silver Hook Bea, don't allow you to laugh!"

But the more he screamed, the more furious he became. The human nobles laughed louder and louder.

"Don't laugh, or my supreme hillbilly god will punish you." Seemingly confident in his sense of humor, Dassos squeezed his throat and imitated it vividly, making the laughter continue to expand, even Lifted the ceiling of the hall and spread it outside.

"You...what do you know, you group of short-lived ghosts! When you are turned into ashes, the eyes of the true gods will start to look at you. Before the gods, you must know how to be humble. How amazing you are, the king of mortals, in front of you In whose eyes, you are nothing."

Well, the goblin's angry questioning is indeed true. But it hit some people's sensitive self-esteem.

"Huh, at least we can live a rich and beautiful life, and that Sulfur Mountain City? Haha. If it is really rich enough, you won't be able to give gifts with stolen jewels! Such a place is actually the God of Law Holy land? Sure enough, only a second-rate place can produce such a bumpkin god."

As soon as Dassos' angry words came out, the scene suddenly became deserted, and even he himself quickly covered his mouth. Although he didn't mention that the real name and true god could not be perceived, but if this word got out. I'm afraid that the Oran Empire and itself will become sworn enemies of the Church of the God of Law.

Suddenly, the old dwarf who had been drowsy suddenly laughed.

"The mortal king dares to slander the gods in the sky. Originally, for your courage, the old man would have a drink with you and gamble with you, but unfortunately, you found the wrong opponent. The boy Silver Hook is always full of words Nonsense, but this time I was right, compared to Mr. Sleepless, even compared to Mr. Sleepless who is still in the mortal world, your kid is not worth as much as his toenails."

"Hmph, I've also heard about that man's deeds. Isn't it just a country judge who suddenly got the approval of the gods of order and then became a god? It's true that he was lucky enough to step on shit. "

The battle between kingship and theocracy is endless. Obviously, Dasos has no respect for the God of Law. Since he is already destined to offend, it doesn't matter if he offends a little more.

I was also very surprised by the scene in front of me. I would not be surprised if the city management or the Supreme Court judges were here to protect my dignity, but the group of bastards in front of me are all perverts who have been repeatedly beaten by the city management. Gentleman, I have dealt with them several times as a sleepless person, it's fine if you don't hold grudges against me, but you still speak for me? Maybe it's time for me to get my hearing and vision checked.

"...Maybe people like you can't understand that the underground world is a real hell, and it is natural for the weak to die. In a world with poor resources, people can take their lives for a glass of water. I am an orphan with nothing, like For an unlucky person like me, dying in a sewer one day is the most likely outcome, but only Sulfur Mountain City will allow a weak person like me to survive. It also gave me the opportunity to study architecture and survive with my own hands .”

"Unlike you who are born lucky enough to be able to decorate trees with jewels, those of us unlucky ones who are fighting for our lives know that it is important for the weak to live with dignity and for the strong to live without hunting the flesh and blood of the weak. , How difficult it is, the only thing that can be done in this world is that adult."

Kabbalah, who has been silent all the time, said so.

"'I dream that one day my descendants will live in a country where they will be judged not by their race but by their character'" are inscribed on the gates and squares of the city of Brimstone. That In a year, everyone used to regard this as the delusional eyes of a madman, but that man spent more than a hundred years, accumulating bit by bit, really eliminated racial prejudice, and really realized this dream. "

"Can you imagine? A kind and benevolent dark elf knight, a peaceful and quiet undead warrior who is lazy every day, a hardworking and friendly goblin guy who is not greedy for money. In Sulfur Mountain City, race is not important, what matters is what you have done. and plan to do something.”

The old dwarf shook his wine gourd and killed more than half of it in one gulp.

"O mortal king, you may order your army to fight for you and your farm workers to work for you, but you can let ordinary citizens walk up the city wall voluntarily without orders, and fight hard to protect the city. Do you want to throw yourself into a war that is absolutely impossible to win? That man did it, and he made that city a home that all residents would sacrifice everything to protect."

Inexplicably, the battle against the devil count appeared in front of me, and those lovely citizens who took the initiative to walk up the city wall made me smile knowingly.

"Hmph, it's just a good governance expert. As long as you give me time, I can do it too."

Dassos' face was livid, but he still refused to admit defeat.

But at the same time, the piercing screams of the goblins echoed in the hall again.

"Mortal kings, you can see that we guys are not good people. Some time ago, we were imprisoned in the prison of Sulfur Mountain City because of certain things. And because of some people's conspiracy, the prison wall was even pushed down. Arrived, but we didn't take the opportunity to escape, do you know why?"

"Hmph, that's because you are cowardly."

"Hehe, Old Beard and I are both Gold-ranked. According to you humans, we are both extraordinary masters. But the guards for us are at most a few Silver-ranked. We, like us, can't live without food. Why do you want to obediently enter the cell in that city and be angry with the younger generation?"

The old drunkard also laughed. Those who escaped from prison that time died. Afterwards, the choice of the group of people who did not escape was indeed correct.

"Doing bad things will be punished, the guilty will be judged, and only the trial can save the sinner. This sentence is hung in front of the stone tablet in the prison, but I'm afraid you people won't believe it, but I can tell you that in Under that man's command, this is the axiom of that city. We chose to stay in the prison, just trusting what that man said, as long as we complete the sentence, as long as we don't touch the bottom line of crime, we can live in that city with dignity. alive."

"As long as you commit a crime, you will be punished. As long as you are innocent, you can live a dignified life. Gray dwarves like me are unwelcome in every dungeon. They look at us with suspicion, but in our city, there is no People are prejudiced because of race. Can you do it, mortal king?"

"Speaking of a thousand words and ten thousand, as a king, can you give a happy home that allows most people to live and work in peace and contentment so that you are willing to give everything for it? If you can't do it, you are not even as good as anyone's little finger."

"Ha, old drunkard, how could it be possible? Don't you remember what happened to us along the way? If we hadn't had two hands, I'm afraid someone would have 'eradicated the evil' long ago, and confiscated all our possessions along the way."

"Oh, that's true. Boya, I'm a little homesick. Maybe we should go back."

"Hmph, what is the greatest king in the past three hundred years? Rumors are really unbelievable. He has no tolerance for others, no wisdom to understand others, and is full of jealousy and prejudice. I think this country will be defeated by him sooner or later."

"Mortal king, I know you pray for immortality, because all of you short-lived kings are like this. But I'm afraid, even if you are really immortal, you are just a zombie who misses the mortal world. It will never be as good as the one who sacrificed everything and turned into a law A man who can't change the world. Such a vulgar human being should laugh at the gods in the sky and the incarnation of justice. Should I say that those who don't know are fearless? Or those who are shameless are invincible."

After finishing speaking, the three of them carried the sacks and planned to leave, but this time, they couldn't.

Under someone's signal, the two legends who were originally ambushing in the secret room had blocked in front of them.

"Insulting the king face to face, the crime of disrespect, put me in the dungeon! Let me see if your justice incarnation will come to save you."

Looking at Dasos' face so livid that he wanted to kill someone, I knew it was useless to say anything at this time.

"Hey. I'm going to look up the information again. Where is the Royal Dungeon? You're really causing me trouble." Although I said this, my mood became inexplicably better. ()