The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

"Because he is a respectable person." Founder.

"Chu, who can be used to honor anyone except the world?" Honghai said disapprovingly, and then asked, "Master, do you know where the hospital is?"

Founder's eyes were blank, yeah, where is the hospital? This is really a problem!

"Master, it seems that we need to sit down and think about it slowly. I smelled the scent from several shops is very fragrant. Should we go and sit?" Red baby looked at the big sign hanging on the street opposite The iron pan relied on the big goose, and the saliva suddenly began to turn.

Founder glanced at the unpromising guy, shook his head, and went out.

Founder Road: "That shop costs money to go in. Your master and I have no money, so what do you take to eat?" Founder is telling the truth. If there is money, there are a lot of them. They are incense. Money, whether you can see it or not, so it's still poor.

"Money ... Is Gold Bank?" Red Baby immediately said.

Founder Yizheng: "Do you have money?"

The red child raised a small hand and said, "Look at the gold bracelet on my hand. Should it be worth a lot of money?"

Founder's eyes rolled over, and the **** wanted to be clever again. Is that a gold bracelet? It was a set of golden hoop mantras and a set of tight hoop mantras on Sun Wukong's head. Guanyin Bodhisattva had three sets of tight gold bans, which were given to Sun Wukong, Red Baby and Black Bear Essence. This is also the fundamental reason Founder used to restrict the red child. If it is withdrawn, even if the red child's temperament can't kill the Founder, it will suffocate the world.

When Fang Zheng raised his hand, it was a shudder. As a result, the red baby was unscathed. In this regard, Founder is also a bit helpless, and his mighty King Kong palm seems a bit inadequate ... but still reprimanded: "Do you think the poor monk doesn't know what it is? Put away your careful thinking and follow as a teacher to look good Looking at this world, if you perform well, there will still be free time in the future. If not, hey ... you will grow old here with your teacher. "

"What? If I can't fully understand, can't I go back?" Red baby was anxious.

Fang Zheng glanced at the red child and said, "Do you think you are the only one in a hurry? The poor monk still wants to return to vulgar ..."

"Uh ... Master, are you kidding? You still want to return to vulgar? If you really want to return to vulgar, return to vulgar now, after returning, let's go out to occupy the hilltop, dominate the king, what a sweet wife ****** You get him a thousand, eighty, you can eat whatever you want! ”The red baby immediately came to the spirit.

As a result, Founder gave him a big white eye and said, "If it was that simple, it would be vulgar, the poor monk would have been vulgar, and you still use it to teach? The path of the poor monk is much harder than you."

"How hard is it to leave? I ca n’t go back to Buddhism and Zhengguo, how about you?" Red boy didn't think that Founder was worse than him.

As a result, Fang Zheng Yangtian sighed, "I can't return to the Buddha without Buddhahood." After speaking, I almost burst into tears.

The Red Sea jumped and patted Fang Zheng's shoulder, sympathetically, "Amitabha, I have a drama, you may be hopeless in this life."

Founder: "..."

"Master, you don't want to become a Buddha yourself, do you still cross me? Did you cross?" Said the red child.

Founder: "Ferry you? Why do poor monks cross you?"

The red child suddenly said: "Don't you restrict me to cross me?"

"I told you long ago that I was n’t interested in crossing you to become a Buddha. Limiting you just made you less trouble. As for reasoning with you and seeing the world, I just let you see, listen, and finally realize what That's your own thing. Everyone has their own soul and personality. If they cross you forcibly, what's the difference between them and cannibals? Of course, poor monks don't know what others do, anyway Well ... you and I are both fallen from the horizon, and the poor monk will not force you to become a monk. "Fang Zheng said this in his heart. The system's crossing is the same for him. Forcibly restricting it is only limiting some realities. Actions that are too spammy, such as scolding ... No matter whether the scold is or is not a monk, it is suspected of being dumped in any group.

As the so-called do not want to do to others, Fangzheng does not like to be controlled, changed too hard, naturally he will no longer use the means on the baby.

The red baby grinned, and said nothing, and said for a long time, "Master, where ... where are we going?"

Fang Zhengdao: "My master said that there is an open mouth under the nose, and the road comes out of the mouth. If you can't find a place, ask."

However, after walking for a long time, Fang Zheng didn't speak, Hong Ba couldn't help asking: "Master, your mouth isn't asking for directions?"

Founder looked at the people on both sides with a blushing old face. He didn't want to ask, but these little skirts and long legs, he was embarrassed to ask! I finally saw a man who was in a hurry. His face was thin, and his mouth was easy to say, but when he really wanted to ask for directions, he couldn't open his mouth and kept telling himself next. And the result waited till now.

"Master, wouldn't you be embarrassed to speak?" Red boy looked at the joke.

Apprentice joke? How can this be done? So Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and walked to a woman standing outside the store. Fang Zheng hadn't spoken yet.

The woman smiled first: "Master, do you wash your hair? We are a regular store. We provide first-class shampoo services to ensure you are comfortable ..."

Fang Zheng's face turned red, because the woman actually leaned over and bent slightly. At that moment, there was only one thought in Fang Zheng's mind—close the door, put on the red baby, and shoot the fairy!

Seeing Fang Zheng's blushing, the woman was instantly happy. It was the first time she saw such a man who was so shy. Although she was a monk ... the woman said, "This master, I almost forgot, you ... don't seem to have hair. "

Founder knew he was being teased, folded his hands together, and declared a Buddhist title: "Amitabha, donor, how do I get to the Provincial Central Hospital?"

"Oh, you asked for directions. Go straight along this road. After three forks, turn right and take a fork. The left side of the road is all right. Master, are you sure not to come in and try a head massage? After the woman said it, she immediately started teasing the Founder. There was no way she could get used to the old churros in the city. Suddenly she saw such a small green vegetable as Founder, just like the uncle saw little loli. a bit.

Founder smiled bitterly and said, "Amitabha, thank you for your kindness. The poor monk has to leave in a hurry."

After that, Founder hurriedly pulled away the red baby who was studying something in this shop.

"Master, let's go now? I haven't seen enough. You said, just wash your head, and how much do you charge?" Red Baby asked curiously.

"I am a barbershop. I am professional. I have a beautiful look."

"Can you give me a pretty hairstyle?" Asked the red baby.

"You? Go back and get it for you."

"Are you also professional?"

"very professional!"

"Then what hairstyle do you give me?"

"Same as a teacher!"

Red baby: "..."