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Wen Zezhen on the other end of the phone instantly felt that the blood was rushing to his brain—he had a sweet time recently, and he almost forgot that there were dozens of tyrant brothers behind Rong Yuheng!

"Who are you with? Isn't it Lu Minghuan?" Wen Zezheng added, "Baby?"

Fuck, Rong Yuheng's ears were almost numbed by this sudden "baby"! Why is Wen Zezhen arguing with You Tianyu?

You Tianyu pulled Rong Yuheng's wrist, his mouth almost on the phone screen, "Of course I am my baby's dear~"

Rong Yuheng:...Help, so greasy! ! !

He couldn't stand it anymore, so he patted You Tianyu's face, "You Tianyu, be normal."

Wen Zexuan was taken aback, "You Tianyu?"

You Tianyu was not in a hurry after his identity was exposed, and calmly continued writing at the Shura Field last time, "Baby, don't be angry, old..."

He originally wanted to say "husband", but he was disgusted before he could say it, and he changed his mouth for a second, "...Brother is distressed."

Brother...? Wen Zetong frowned, "The boss of the Northeast?"

Rong Yuheng couldn't help laughing.

You Tianyu, "..." He has made a mistake and hastily.

Wen Zexang's perception of You Tianyu is very complicated. The last peak matchup has come to an end before the result has been resolved. He can't help but feel a trace of suspicion:

This You Tianyu Farewell really likes his family, right?

...No way! Choosing a city has been locked, and he has thrown the keys into the Mariana Trench!

Rong Yuheng didn't want to continue this boring farce, he said to Wen Zezong, "I'll hang up first, and I'll fight with you when I go back."

Wen Zezong's doubts soared instantly! After hanging up the phone, wouldn't he be completely unaware of Rong Yuheng's movements?

"No, I will keep talking with you."

You Tianyu, "You disturbed us."

Wen Zezhen, "You interrupted me and my boyfriend whispered."

You Tianyu, "My time alone with my baby, there is no place for you to talk."

Wen Zezheng, "This is my baby. Even if we are on the phone, we are in a two-person world."

You Tianyu, "I..."

"I should have disturbed you." Rong Yuheng interjected lightly, "You two had a very good conversation."

Wen Zezong & You Tianyu, "..."

Rong Yuheng sincerely suggested, "Why don't you exchange WeChat messages and talk slowly in private? Without my intermediary, I think it will be more unimpeded."

Wen Zezhen & You Tianyu, "No more..."

Hanging up the phone indifferently, Rong Yuheng finally ended this baseless drama.

The old Yang Khan in the front row slid his lower jaw along his forehead. He didn't squint, he didn't even dare to glance at the rearview mirror.

He meditated in his heart: The more you know, the faster you die.

Rong Yuheng looked cold and noble along the way, and it was You Tianyu who couldn't be softened no matter how much he coaxed.

Humph! Rong Yuheng thought, let you talk nonsense, let you open the script indiscriminately! You are having fun, but I am the only one who suffers in the end!

He couldn't imagine that when he met Wen Zezong in the future, they would spend a few nights on the Qiu Ming Mountain.

...

It wasn't until the private car steadily stopped outside the Rong's villa that Rong Yuheng glanced at You Tianyu sideways and pulled out of the car with his small chin.

You Tianyu followed with a sense of reason, rua said, "Hey, brother is joking... Besides, if Wen Zezhen collapsed with you for this reason, it means he is not worth it."

Rong Yuheng punched him, "I won't crash!"

More fierce than collapse, he will be caught by the sun! !

You Tianyu pressed and twisted him, just about to coax people, but Rong Yuheng didn't move.

You Tianyu: ... out of power?

The two of them were standing in front of Rong's villa at this time, and You Tianyu turned his back to the villa door, unable to see what was behind.

Rong Yuheng was quiet for a second, and suddenly pulled You Tianyu's clothes, bowing his head a little shyly, "You...you just said that you want to be my dear love and treat me as your little baby...is it true?"

"?" You Tianyu didn't know, so, just thinking about comforting the angry Rong Yuheng, he said, "Yes..." My dear son.

Rong Yuheng, "Then don't you abandon or give up."

Before You Tianyu had time to ask him if he was ill, he heard a terrible voice behind him.

"You Tianyu, I trust Xiaoheng to you so confidently, you actually have other thoughts about him!!"

You Tianyu made a "thump" in his heart.

He turned his head with wide-eyed eyes, and saw a tall figure standing in front of the huge villa in the dim sky. The backlight caused the latter's face to be trapped in the shadows, looking like he was trying to kill him.

Rong Congyan walked over slowly step by step, his eyes appeared from the dark, "Dear love? Little baby? You Tianyu, this kind of exaggerated rhetoric can only be used to deceive our innocent little Heng!"

You Tianyu's pupils shrank and looked down at Rong Yuheng in front of him.

The clear pupils of the latter carry three points of confusion, three points of fear, four points of unbelievable sadness, and the proportion control is almost accurate to three decimal places!

He has it! You Tianyu had an epiphany in a second. He looked at Rong Congyan who was about to rush up to fight, and his heart roared like clouds and cracks——

You be sober! Your baby brother is not innocent at all! ! ! !

…

After throwing the play Jing You Tianyu to the poisonous Wei Rong Congyan for cooking, Rong Yuheng walked briskly back to the villa.

The wicked have their own grievances, and the ancients sincerely did not deceive me.

After driving the video and chatting with jealous Wen Zezhen for half an hour, the latter was only slightly relieved. Rong Yuheng hung up the phone, knelt down on the bedside and touched his **** with his backhand, secretly making up his mind:

Don't worry, I will protect you.

When Rong Congyan opened the door, he saw his brother kneeling on the bedside and touching his ass. His pupils quaked,

"what are you doing!?"

Rong Yuheng, "..."

He grabbed the pillow and smashed it over, "Why don't you knock on the door!!"

Rong Congyan hugged the pillow and ran up worriedly, "What's wrong with your ass? Is it You Tianyu that bird..."

"How is it possible!" Rong Yuheng yelled, "Even if there is anything, it is He Wen——"

"..."

Rong Congyan's eyes were deep, "Wen?"

Rong Yuheng: I lost it.

After giving his brother a hard time educating him, Rong Congyan closed the bedroom door with a warning gaze. He showed half of his face from the crack in the door that was gradually closing.

"Don't believe the rhetoric in a man's mouth! It's all a lie!"

Rong Yuheng nodded obediently.

The door closed with a click. He took out the phone from behind, pressed it to end the recording, and then backed it up and saved it.

When he will have a sister-in-law, it must be a good conversation.

Rong Yuheng stayed at home for two days, brushing the scallop shells meticulously, and then he was about to visit his Wen feeder and the big white goose.

Just as the performances of pen-hold shooting and "Ke Lai" were about to be aired, Rong Yuheng felt that he and Wen Zexang had to hold hands and bear the burden of wind and rain.

When I went to Wen Zezong's house, it was just after three o'clock in the afternoon. The weather has picked up recently, and when Wen Zezhen opened the door, he only wore a single coat, with muscular lines faintly revealed under the fabric.

Rong Yuheng was still caged with a big coat, which looked very fluffy. He was hugged as soon as he got in from the door.

Wen Zezhen took a stern hamster, "Is it hot to wear so much?"

"It's not hot." Rong Yuheng struggled out of his arms, "What about uncle?"...Don't let the elders see it!

"I went to listen to a song with my friend."

"Oh." Only then did Rong Yuheng get into the owner's arms again, rolling as much as he wanted.

The two of them fluttered in the entrance hall without shame or shame. Wen Zezheng used "the heart to be traumatized" as an excuse, and then abducted people to Qiu Ming Mountain and took a big circle, a big circle, and a big circle. child……

After three laps, Rong Yuheng was already numb.

The mind and body are dual.

He was like a shed hamster, curled up on the sofa and licked his hair. Wen Zezheng took out the cushion and the computer to let people play games, and turned around to work in the kitchen.

After dinner, Rong Yuheng was rejuvenated.

Assuming that the time was almost up, he brought in snacks and fruits to prepare for the storm.

The first episode of the second season of "Ke Lai" aired at 6:00 this evening. There is no definite news about the performance in pen-hold shooting, but it will be tomorrow and tomorrow.

At 6:00, "Ke Lai" aired on time.

The program team had previously announced that there would be Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng, so there were all "Choose a City" CP fans holding high the banner.

Weifen’s support is mixed among the overwhelming "Choose a City Once Szd", appearing thin, pitiful and helpless...

Rong Yuheng couldn't bear it, "Only fans are so pitiful."

Wen Zezhen comforted him, "It doesn't matter, one day they will penetrate the essence of humanity."

"What essence."

"Join if you can't beat it."

"..."

After the filming is over, there is an introduction: the large and bright and comfortable living room, the bright and clean kitchen, and the vibrant potted plants bathed in sunlight, giving people a livable feeling.

As soon as the picture turned, Qiao Tan was the first to appear on the scene. He walked down the stairs and stretched out, "Zi Yi, let's go, let's clean up. Teacher Wen and Rongrong will be here soon."

Ju Ziyi wore a long soft hair, turned around and took a tea set from the cupboard, "Then I'll make some tea for everyone."

There was a panicked voice from Chen Luoxing upstairs, "Hey, I will clean up and come right away!" Everything in the camera, Chen Luoxing was looking at the mirror to sort out his hair style, and after adjusting his clothes, he seemed to be dissatisfied.

A small bubble popped up next to him: "Nervous!"

In front of the computer, Rong Yuheng stabbed Wen Zhetong, "Look, you deserve to be your obsessive brother."

Wen Zexang immediately cautiously and faithfully said, "I am also your obsessive brother, and I am so nervous every time I see you."

Rong Yuheng laughed, "Kekekeke~ I didn't say anything."

...

During the show, Qiao Tan was looking at the ingredients in the refrigerator, and the sound of knocking on the door suddenly sounded from behind.

"Eh, it's Teacher Wen who are here, right?"

As soon as his voice fell, the volume of barrage surged instantly,

Fans yelled: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah here ! !

The door opened, and the fluffy head of Rong Yuheng appeared first in the picture. He got in through the crack in the door, "Mr. Joe!"

Wen Zezhen looked down behind him, then blocked the door frame with his hand, for fear that he would knock his head.

Qiao Tan hurriedly welcomed the two in, "Welcome, welcome~"

Ju Ziyi greeted the two of them across the living room, then turned around and called Chen Luoxing upstairs. Immediately afterwards, I watched Chen Luoxing ran down with Doudou, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Wen Zezong in the living room looked cold.

"It's okay."

"Thank you."

Chen Luoxing withered instantly.

Fans in the barrage are gloating haha:

—Hahahahaha, I love the unsuccessful star-chasing brother!

—Ms. Wen's large-scale double-standard field subjects

—I was so relieved, so cold, this is the teacher Wen I know...!

After that, Qiao Tan led Wen Zezheng and Rong Yuheng to visit the room. He introduced them, and the two next to them commented seriously.

"I like the bathroom in the bedroom."

"Me too, it would be better to add a cloakroom."

A bunch of small question marks appeared on Qiao Tan's head:? ? ? ?

In the later stage, he spiritually pours into his heart os-I'm just an intermediary?

The barrage is laughing crazy:

—I’m grassy, ​​hahahahahaha, the newlyweds have a sense of sight!

—Ah, ah, ah, what are you doing?

—I’m tired of saying szd once in a city... I feel sorry for Teacher Qiao

—Okay, I know you are watching the wedding room, but don’t be too arrogant in the show [狗头保命]

After the two of them looked at the room and went down, this kind of "husband" had a stronger sense of sight——

Wen Zezhen never looked away from Rong Yuheng during the whole process. No matter what he did, he had to ask the other party if he wanted it or liked it...

The expressions of the three permanent residents have been subtle from the beginning to the end.

Barrage:

—I am starting to feel scared, zcyy seems to be real...

—I like to be alone in my eyes...

—Let’s not say whether it’s true or not, but wzc absolutely likes ryh

Netizens thought that Wen Zezong's eyes were already the limit of the opening of the cabinet door, but they didn't want the subsequent cooking session to be even more explosive.

Qiao Tan: Teacher Wen's cooking skills are very good.

Everyone: Wow, really?

Wen Zezhen: Well, if you don't believe me, ask Rongrong.

Rong Yuheng: It's true. The noodles are hand-picked, stir-fried vegetables, western desserts...

Netizen: eh eh eh enough is enough! !

Later, the doubts of all staff were directly put on the screen: Do you know a little bit?

Finally, the guests each received a dish. Just about to do it, Rong Yuheng suddenly pointed to his nose and asked afterwards, "What about me?"

Qiao Tan, "Mr. Wen makes two copies, and one copy counts for you."

The two masters didn't feel that there was a problem at all, and they accepted it happily.

A series of question marks on the barrage:

—Help, this amount of information is too big, right? ? ?

-Teacher Qiao is his own! This is too understandable! ?

—? ? ? ? ? Does what Teacher Wen does is equivalent to what Rongrong does?

—...You really don’t want the cabinet door anymore?

Several dishes were served on the table, and everyone was sitting around the table. Qiao Tan raised his glass to welcome the celebration, "Celebrate our first episode, and welcome Teacher Wen and Rongrong!"

After banging and toasting, Rong Yuheng just bowed his head and took a sip of wine, and Wen Zexuan cast a worried look.

Netizens immediately thought of the previous live broadcast accident of "Su Yi", and Rong Rong seemed to let himself go after drinking. Before they were worried about the cabinet door for the second time, Rong Yuheng turned to Wen Zezong with a puzzled expression on his face.

"The kids next door are crying?"

Wen Zezong, "..."

The barrage burst into laughter instantly:

-Hahahahahahahahahaha! !

-Rong Rong, a young master at disruptive atmosphere, hahahahaha

—Ms. Wen feels distressed for a second, and he is infatuated to pay [狗头]

—The open cabinet door slowly closed and unlocked.

The next three-person cross talk brought the warm atmosphere to the sand sculptures.

Rong Yuheng: Are you questioning me?

Wen Zezheng: You are still trampling on me.

Qiao Tan: Teacher Wen, why are you so unreasonable?

Wen Zezheng: What's wrong with me just being unreasonable?

...

JonLi, who had finally faded out of the netizen’s perspective, was pulled out and lashed out for a long time, and Qiao Tan’s expression of squeezing into the "City Choosing Encounter" after failing and exiting the scene was also taken crazy screenshots and turned into an emoticon package.

[Qiao Tan pouted: I am not worthy of it. jpg]

After the meal, Rong Yuheng and Ju Ziyi's duet dance successfully injected fresh power into the ghost animal area.

Netizens sent congratulatory messages to Ju Ziyi, congratulating her on stepping into the world of comedians...

A day’s time was spent happily in Rong Yuheng's blooming, Ju Ziyi learning to make cakes, Chen Luoxing chasing stars and Choosing a city to meet on the swings.

While Wen Zezheng pushed Rong Yuheng on the swing, the setting sun in the distance was sinking slowly. The golden afterglow hung over the two of them, Rong Yuheng smiled so that his eyes were curved and bright, and Wen Zezhen's expression was softer than ever.

The cp fans who watched the video in Choosing City met their mouths in front of the screen and patted their thighs and cried silently! !

Mommy-what a beautiful picture! kswlkswl!

However, few CP fans are posting comments in the barrage area at this time. All the major cp groups are all running and telling each other:

Don't send barrage! His mother knocked to the real, ready to block the cabinet door! ! !

The catalogue of the first issue of "A Guest From Afar" will be distributed in two episodes over two days. Today only the first day's video was played, so the progress bar at this moment is nearing its end.

The cp fans just waited to read the last few minutes, and then immediately went to Weibo to control and comment on the cabinet door.

In the picture, the camera follows the bedroom, where four men are standing in front of the bed allocating beds. Chen Luoxing said while making the bed, "Which position does Teacher Wen and Rongrong sleep at night?"

Barrage:

-Of course, sleep separately.

—In fact, it’s okay for good brothers to sleep together

—All men, not particular, not particular...

However, before the fans blocked the cabinet door back, Wen Zezhen naturally pointed to the position inside and said,

"I'll keep him inside. He doesn't sleep honestly."

"..." The air suddenly stagnated.

Immediately, the picture went black suddenly. The progress bar goes to the end.

The whole barrage:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Between the overwhelming barrage gaps, the CP fans saw their panicked face reflected on the dark screen!

The author has something to say: Wen Zezheng & Rong Yuheng: Cubs are here to eat sweets! I'm not touched!

The cp fans shivered while carrying the cabinet door: dare not move, dare not move...