The Noble Woman’s Guide On How to Tease One’s Husband

The Noble Woman’s Guide On How to Tease One’s Husband – Chapter 83

Translated by: Oinkoink

Chapter 83 – Birthday

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*Warning: The following chapter contains explicit content.*

During this whole time, Ye Huaili did not receive any reply from Ye Zhen but time waited for no one and having no choice, he had to return to Guanzhong. Before he left, he exhorted Ye Huaiyang insistently by every means while she accepted all of his urging obediently.

On the other side, Xie Miao becomes the new head of Xie family. In less than half a month, he take advantage of the clan’s elders’ power to completely wipe out Xie Yuan’s remaining forces and replaced them with his own people, allowing no loopholes from top to bottom making his position as the head of the family unshakeable.

Of course this is only to be expected as the clan’s elders have always safeguard the interests of the direct line’s descendents. Now that Xie Yuan is dead while Xie Da is in coma, they certainly want to push Xie Miao to this position to prevent those covetous Shu[1] branches of the family from taking advantage of this to seize power. While on the other hand, what Xie Miao wants is precisely the authority to control the family business, so as to secretly mobilize resources for Chu Jinglan’s use.

Under the seemingly calm situation, everything is proceeding according to the prescribed order.

The daily royal court assembly is still the major battlefield for all factions to fight. There have been endless arguments as the bloodshed case between the Wang family and the Xie family has yet to be settled, while the salt and iron taxation has already extended from Jiangnan to the other northern states. Common people are pouring out endless grievances which in turns start the uprisings and the troops have their hands full as they are dispatched everywhere by the royal court to suppress these riots. Yet Chu Sanghuai has not the slightest intention to withdraw the edict and discontentment begins seething when petitions of the poor family faction are rejected.

Under such circumstances, many officials have begun to contact Chu Jinglan secretly but he deals with them modestly and stays low without revealing his strength. As such, he almost has no leisure time and late every night, Ye Huaiyang will always be by his side as she lights the oil lamp and grinds the ink-stone. She will also discuss various philosophies and strategic theories with him which others can hardly detect the slightest joy therein.

One day in the middle of the sixth lunar month, Chu Jinglan took some time off from his busy schedule and left the city quietly with Ye Huaiyang.

Wangdu at this time is already hot and the waves of balmy winds caused people to sweat all the time. As Ye Huaiyang dreads the heat, she is feeling somewhat unbearable sitting in the enclosed carriage at this moment yet the curious heart of hers kept soaring which prompted her to pester Chu Jinglan relentlessly.

“Where are we going? Didn’t you say we have an appointment later to discuss things? Can we still make it back in time leaving the city now?”

Chu Jinglan moved the pile of ice closer and wiped off the beads of sweat on her forehead before saying, “Bear with it for a while more, we’ll be there soon.”

Not a question was answered. It seems that King Uncle is deliberately keeping her suspense.

Ye Huaiyang rolled her black shiny eyes and did not question him again. Bringing the plate of cold fruit on the small table closer, she scooped and ate it slowly. The moment the sweet and refreshing juice filled her taste buds, the heat immediately dispelled and her whole body felt so relieved.

The carriage soon entered a tree-lined path with towering old trees on both sides while dense branches and leaves completely blocked the sunlight. The sweet-smelling scent of flowers and foliage brought in by the cool breeze refreshed the breath with merely a gentle sniff. Once the carriage stopped, Ye Huaiyang could not wait and slid off the carriage immediately only to see birds circling around and a clear running stream. A three-story bamboo house stands majestically in the middle of the dense forest which almost integrates with the forest if it is not separated by the surrounding grey fence.

Where are they? When is there such a beautiful and secluded place outside the city?

Seeing the astonishment in her eyes, Chu Jinglan led her straight up the steps to the bedroom on the top floor and said, “Let’s rest for a while first then I’ll show you around later.”

Ye Huaiyang nodded. She was indeed a little tired after the long bumpy ride and it’s still not too late to have fun after the afternoon nap. Thinking of this, she quickly swept a glance at the room’s layout and laughed out lightly.

“Even the bed is made of bamboo. Fortunately, we didn’t bring Lan-lan along, otherwise we will not have a place to sleep.”

Looking askance at her, Chu Jinglan smiled then lifted the gauze curtain and took her to bed.

This spacious and low bed laid squarely in the middle of the room. Lying on it is like sleeping on the ground where the ceiling becomes vast. As it is summer, a cool silk quilt and two jade pillows are placed on the bed that are cool and smooth to the touch. Several incense sachets hung outside the bed curtain to repel insects and calm the mind which is really thoughtful.

With a low laugh, Ye Huaiyang slid to the other side of the bed then turned to look at Chu Jinglan. He had already removed all his clothes and lay nakedly next to her while the thin quilt only covered his lower abdomen. Staring fixedly at the hump below, Ye Huaiyang gulped involuntarily which only dissipated the upsurge heat before it rose up again and lightly tickled every nook of her body like a feather.

After sharing the same bed for so long, she is still not able to resist his body.

Raising his eyes inadvertently, Chu Jinglan did not know whether to laugh or cry once he caught sight of her lascivious look — it’s usually the others’ husbands who will ogle their wives as such, instead why is their (CJL & YHY) family the other way around?

The thing under the quilt moved suddenly and propped up a small tent. His teasing and seductive voice drifted into the ears, “Want it?”

The little sex demon blushed at once before pouncing on him and about to bite him when she muttered faintly, “… have been busy for more than half a month without taking the initiative to render the provision yet still laugh at me for wanting it …”

“Husband did not laugh.” Chu Jinglan pushed her hips down slowly, letting her feel the scorching hot and hard protrusion before he gently spat out a few words, “Husband wants you too.”

Hearing this, the blushing on Ye Huaiyang’s face became even more profound while the corners of her eyes revealed the stirrings of love which were gentle as the lake waves and charming like the fresh peach which stained with a touch of brightness that was enough to take away the soul of others. Chu Jinglan was seemingly captivated by her. Unexpectedly, she moved all of a sudden where she slid down the slippery silk quilt to his thigh then lifted the small tent and curled up a smug smile. Before he could react, she leaned over quickly and kept all of it in her mouth.

“Hmmm!”

Hearing his muffled grunt, Ye Huaiyang deliberately raised her head and glanced amorously at him with the bewitching lustrous eyes causing clusters of flames in his heart to combust instantly that seemed to set all his limbs and bones afire while engulfing all his rationality.

“Yang’er …”

With a voice full of passion, Chu Jinglan called her name out softly. Her eyes curved slightly with a flashing bright smile yet her mouth did not stop the deep and shallow movements. She even stuck out her small lilac tongue to lightly licked, like his usual utmost gentle and teasing caressing. Unable to bear it anymore, he finally lifted her up.

Her cheeks were covered with fine sweat while her body was scorching hot and damp. Tearing her clothes to shreds in passing, Chu Jinglan then turned the mechanism at the head of the bed. Sound of gears rotating was heard and followed by the opening on the rooftop which the gap extended to the width of the bed. The swaying back and forth large green leaves that hung by the edge of the gap peeped in.

Although Ye Huaiyang is knowledgeable, she has never personally seen such an exquisite mechanism before. Not to mention this was under the circumstance where she was naked, hence she was dumbfounded on the spot. Caressing her bright red cheek, Chu Jinglan told her briefly and concisely, “This was originally the secret clandestine lodge of Emperor Father and Concubine Mother. The mechanism was all built by Concubine Mother. Isn’t it not hot anymore?”

It certainly is not hot anymore as the cool breeze even blew across her butt crack …

While Ye Huaiyang was still dumb-looking, Chu Jinglan straightened his body unexpectedly and drove in. Tilting her head back, she moaned lightly and felt the lower part of her body fully filled by him. Although there was a little pain, it felt more pleasurable.

Chu Jinglan was actually not in the rush to move as he propped her delicate body up allowing her to sit upright. He then grabbed the two soft orbs and fondled them carefully. She has always been sensitive, hence she couldn’t help but tremble lightly and actually dodged a bit when he kneaded the red buds.

“Don’t … will come…”

Laughing softly, Chu Jinglan began to move his lower body while his long fingers fondled relentlessly.

“Just let it come a few more times so as to save you staring hungrily at me all day long.”

Feeling bashful and not wanting to look at him, Ye Huaiyang simply closed her eyes. Yet her body could not resist his intense thrusting and quickly surrendered. The continuous moaning startled some birds to fly away. She felt all the more embarrassed to even lift her head, so she flung herself forward and fell silently on Chu Jinglan.

“At the verge of dying already?”

His low chuckle led her to rebel out of embarrassment, hence tightening her lower belly intently, an acute gasp was drawn out that immediately unleashed behind her ear.

“Clamping me? I think your courage has gotten bigger!”

Chu Jinglan clasped her waist abruptly and rammed quickly. Catching off guard, she spilled out uncontrollable strings of frantic and coquettish moans that even carried the sobbing pitch.

“King Uncle, I was wrong … *wu ..wu*..”

“Indeed knew your mistake?” Chu Jinglan paused for a moment and kissed away the beads of sweat on the tip of her nose.

“Indeed know my mistake …” Ye Huaiyang sobbed but a devious light flashed in her eyes when she suddenly sat downward and tightened her body at the same time. Caught unprepared, Chu Jinglan only felt a burst of spasm in his lower body when something gushed straight out and spurted inside her body.

“You — nonsense!” Chu Jinglan withdrew hurriedly while his dashing brows knitted tightly.

Ye Huaiyang smiled faintly and placated him, “It is okay. I’ll just drink a bowl of medicine once we get back tonight.”

He was even more unhappy hearing this. If the medicine is not harmful to the body, why did he have to endure releasing it outside time and again before? This little minx, he didn’t think she has ever been beaten before!

“If you mess around like that again, I’ll smack you up so much that you can’t get out of bed for half a month!”

“Uncle King does not dote on me anymore …” Ye Huaiyang looked at him pitifully.

Chu Jinglan snorted coldly, “If I doted on you more dearly, you would have scale the roof and rip the tiles off*.”

[T/N: 上房揭瓦 (Shàng fáng jiē wǎ) – metaphor for becoming unruly / spoilt]

Ye Huaiyang could not pretend anymore. Burying her head in the hollow part of his shoulder, she laughed incessantly. Her body jerked and shook so much that she almost slipped off the bed. Though Chu Jinglan pulled a long face to discipline her, his hands were always safeguarding her by the sides and straightening her up from time to time, so she could continue to lie prone on his body and laughed to her heart’s content.

Not knowing how long had passed when she became tired from her laughing that her eyelids struggled and she almost fell asleep like this. Who knew that a cold thing unexpectedly suspended around her neck. Squinting her eyes to see, it turned out to be a gold key with a small blue word ‘Cang’ engraved on it.

“What is this?”

“It’s the key to Cangzhou King’s mansion.” Chu Jinglan stroked her long hair with a face full of joy and tenderness. “I haven’t given you anything decent since we got married. The scenery of the eight cities in this prefecture is beautiful. From now on, whether it’s the white herons and peach blossoms or the snowy mountains and precious forests, they are all owned by you alone.”

Feeling slightly shaken, Ye Huaiyang was speechless for a long time.

He actually gave her his fiefdom!

But why? Why did he suddenly remember to give her a gift without rhyme or reason? While she was wondering, she heard Chu Jinglan say, “Happy Birthday, Yang’er.”

This time Ye Huaiyang was completely dumbfounded, how could she be so busy that she even forgot her own birthday? Today is the day she turned twenty ah! She immediately hugged him tightly as she was overwhelmed with astonishment.

“How do you know my birth date?”

Kissing her pink lips, Chu Jinglan then smiled faintly, “What doesn’t your husband know?”

Ye Huaiyang glared at him and said with a coquettish smile, “Then I want one more gift, you have to accompany me on my birthday every year from now on!”

“Okay.” He gladly agreed.

Time then passed to the evening when a carriage arrived slowly. After the shadow guard came to report, Chu Jinglan placed down the sleeping person in his arms and got out of bed. Putting his clothes on, he came to the first floor where a middle-aged man stood with his hands clasped behind his back who immediately turned to greet him.

“This Minister pays respect to Wangye.”

Chu Jinglan waved his hand casually and motioned to him to take a seat, “It’s rare to even meet once, why did you arrive so late? Did you come across any trouble on the way?”

The middle-aged man frowned slightly and said, “A plague broke out in Shuzhong and an urgent letter just arrived from eight hundred miles. This minister was delayed in the palace for a long time.”

The corners of Chu Jinglan’s eyes shrank while his expression was slightly grave.

“But Wangye does not need to worry about this matter for now. This Minister has important matters to tell you.” The middle-aged man paused and spoke with a slightly lowered voice, “This Minister suspects that that important thing is in Xie Yuan’s hands.”

Chu Jinglan’s expression was stagnant as he said, “That would be troublesome.”

Xie Yuan is already through and through dead, so where to go find it?

“It doesn’t matter. Just let Xie Miao look into it first. Anyway, it is merely this Minister’s speculation.”

“Minister Yue is too modest.” Curling his lips up lightly, Chu Jinglan’s faint smile was full of trust in him. “If there is still someone in this world who can find that thing, it must be none other than Minister Yue.”

The ever-serious face of Yue Ting actually revealed a wisp of smile that was genuine and natural, like an elder looking affectionately at the junior.

“The late Emperor had always gave the tall hats* to this Minister and King Rong to wear back then, and Wangye has mimicked all of this.”

[T/N:戴高帽子 (Dài gāomàozi) – to be placed on a pedestal / wear a dunce’s cap]

Chu Jinglan’s smile gradually deepened as he spoke slowly, “Now that Uncle is gone, the burden falls on Minister Yue’s shoulders alone and this King will naturally have to double up my efforts then.”

Yue Ting merely smiled without saying anything.

[1]  庶 (Shù) – children borned from concubines

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