The Rebirth of the Last Days and Return to [Fang] Hao

He Zizhong and Fang Hao had never learned how to use shoulder-mounted missiles, and they had only heard of grenade launchers and the like. The previous itinerary also did not allow for spare time to experiment. They were even more reluctant to experiment with these weapons of mass destruction in the space. However, it doesn’t matter if they don’t know how to use it – these things can be used directly when thrown down. Even if they won’t explode, the nearby explosives can still ignite them after they explode.

After the two irresponsible parents came out, Tuanzi quickly flew in the opposite direction. Before the explosion sounded, it hid itself in a safe place. Of course, the blast of air also made it somersault through the air, and some odds and ends would also hit it. But none of this affected this thick-skinned guy at all.

Moreover, the couple quickly returned to the space after throwing away the garbage and “watched” a live broadcast of a terrifying explosion.

The pair of husbands sat firmly. After closing their eyes, they found that Tuanzi was spinning around in the air wave. The pair who were spying quickly became dizzy and almost had an adverse reaction before they quickly opened their eyes.

After waiting for a while, the two people closed their eyes and switched perspectives again. They saw a big rock fly towards Tuanzi, who faced its impact head on and then slid past…

This kind of defense is truly invincible.

Tuanzi was like a fish in the water amidst the shockwaves in the sky, with excited eyes floating in the air along the airflow. Before the flames on the ground dissipated, Tuanzi, who had no idea what fear was, dived straight to the ground.

Before the two of them could react, they saw it rushing to the head of a third-level zombie that had its head blown off, and sucked out a crystal nucleus from the flesh and blood…

Well, this is its snack… blame them for forgetting that this guy’s taste is very heavy and for not finding a safe place to watch the scenery outside in advance. They had to use Mr. Tuanzi’s perspective, so the shock is purely self-inflicted.

Enduring the nausea in their hearts, He Zizhong and Fang Hao had completely lost their control over Tuanzi. As soon as its food-eating spirit was roused, it ignored what they said. Forcing themselves to pretend not to see the bloody blown up bits, they waited until the old man1 had harvested a certain amount and was ready to enter the space, before having it float up to see the situation outside.

The flames are still burning. At the beginning, the several missiles almost fried a swath of entangled zombies and plants, not to mention the countless explosives and bombs that He Zizhong set up in advance. After the first shot was exploded here, it exploded one after another?

Except for the big pit that was directly exploded by the two people, the rest of the explosions were not too serious — at least it’s not serious compared to previous refinery incident.

The urban area has had water and electricity cut off for a long time, and these remaining buildings have been completely dampened after a long period of rainy days. Even if there’s a big fire, it is difficult to burn. Therefore, although this serial explosion covered a wide range, it did not affect other places, or cause a wildfire.

Although there are still a lot of zombies nearby that were not been completely blown up, they can barely move. After reviewing the area, the two of them wanted to wait for the outside to calm down before going out to clean them up.

Although Tuanzi can absorb a lot of crystal nuclei in its stomach at one time, the capacity of its transparent belly is limited. The size of a level 3 crystal nucleus is much larger than level 2 nuclei, and each one is roughly the size of a man’s thumb. It couldn’t hold much more than twenty or thirty — this was only from level 3 zombie and mutant plant crystal nuclei.

After spying the basic situation outside, they agreed for Tuanzi to enter the space to digest. Tuanzi disappeared into the space with a swish, and flew directly into the midair of the space, squinting its eyes and beginning to tremble.

“Let’s wait some more before going out. The explosions are still going on outside.” And maybe there are bombs that haven’t activated yet, what if it was delayed? Although there was no fire outside, the temperature on the ground is very high. Anyway, they had already cleared the field outside, so there was no rush to clean up the battlefield later.

Fang Hao also breathed a sigh of relief. In the past two days, the two of them have been expending all their energy to arrange explosives. Tonight, they can have a good rest, but – “Will there be any changes outside? For example, the mutant plant crystal nuclei?”

He Zizhong smiled. “It should be okay for a while. Even if we are not in a hurry to go out, it can’t wait.”

“That’s true! After it finishes digesting, it will definitely go out in a hurry to pick up the remaining crystal nuclei!” Fang Hao’s eyes brightened.

Tuanzi is absolutely unwilling to give up the food delivered to its mouth. As long as the current batch of crystal nuclei is absorbed, it will definitely go out and continue to work immediately.

“And it’s more picky than we are, and will only find the highest-level crystal nuclei to eat.” He Zizhong smiled and rubbed Fang Hao’s hair, letting him lean on his shoulders. “Let’s take a good soak in the hot spring, and go out tomorrow morning.”

In the name of taking a break, they actually performed some unspeakable behaviors. The two worked very hard to study the double cultivation method in the secret booklet.

When the two of them went to bed in a daze and connected to Tuanzi’s perspective, they found that the old man was not in the space. Even the sleeping welfare2 was not needed. It was too excited to dig crystal nuclei outside.

The two found that Tuanzi might have screened the third-level zombie crystal nuclei in the first half of the night. Now it was competing with plant crystal nuclei. The moon is no longer visible in the night sky outside. Only a faint light through the clouds can be seen, casting shadows everywhere. The two of them couldn’t judge whether any of the plants were still alive, so they had to put things aside for the time being and continue to sleep.

It wasn’t until the next morning, when the sky was bright outside, that they looked out from Tuanzi’s perspective.

After a busy night, Tuanzi is not at all sleepy, but has a tendency to become more and more excited. At this time, it has already flown away from the center of yesterday’s explosion and is busy visiting the high-rise building occupied by mutant plants. After receiving the pair’s instructions, the boss3 reluctantly flew high up to help them observe the situation nearby.

Large pits and small pits are layered on top of each other, and countless houses have collapsed. It’s hard to envision the scene from before. However, at the same time, most traces of those dense and terrifying flowers are gone. This is the result of the two men’s previous adventure and deliberately planting bombs near almost every flower.

There were still many zombies rushing here before last night, but now it seems that most of the zombies were directly killed and injured, and the remaining uninjured zombies having seen the unfavorable situation, all ran away.

There was no movements from the plants yet. Most of it was blown into pieces, and there was no mutated plant that came to dig for cheap crystal nuclei.

“Great harvest!” Fang Hao’s eyes flashed with excitement, and he pulled He Zizhong’s arm vigorously.

He Zizhong also smiled, mentally speaking to Tuanzi: “Good, you can continue eating your crystal nuclei.” Then he patted Fang Hao’s shoulder. “Eat breakfast first, then go outside the see the situation.”

After people finished their breakfast, Tuanzi once again brought back a batch of crystal nuclei, and tremblingly floated in midair.

The two people found that because there are too many crystal nuclei that can be “eaten” outside, Tuanzi’s style of picking up nuclei once again soared. Before it was non-advanced nuclei that weren’t eaten. Now it wouldn’t even look at nuclei below level 3, but any plant nuclei, no matter how large or small, would be sucked up.

But now, because too many parts of the plant have been blown up, a lot of large plant nuclei were unearthed. As a result, the old man actually looks down on the smaller plant nuclei, and specializes in the larger ones!

He Zizhong helplessly exhorted Tuanzi who was digesting in mid-air with his squinted eyes: “We will be responsible for the zombies who are still alive in a while, and you are responsible for picking up all the plant nuclei.”

Tuanzi’s cheerful attitude reverberated in their hearts. He Zizhong was about to take Fang Hao out of the space and suddenly realized something. Raising his eyebrows, he looked at the thing in midair: “You should be able to pick up zombie crystal nuclei below level three, too.”

The pleasant response from Tuanzi suddenly stopped. He Zizhong narrowed his eyes: “After you have absorbed those level 3 and plant crystal nuclei, help us pick up all the missing low-level crystal nuclei on the battlefield. You don’t need to bring it back to the space. Just go to our designated place.” After finishing speaking, he took Fang Hao and left the space, leaving only Tuanzi with drooping eyes.

There was a small look of regret on its face at being exposed. Pick up stuff! Being considered a coolie! If it wasn’t for it eating too much, how could papa carelessly fool the truth out?! So treacherous!!

The two of them were still falling down from mid-air before entering the space, and were also still in mid-air after coming out. Even if He Zizhong used his ability to reduce their weight, they were still falling. Fortunately, the two of them had already developed some skills. Those secret martial arts from the space could obviously cope with this situation, and it didn’t take long for them to land smoothly.

“You mean that Tuanzi can collect all the crystal nuclei?” Fang Hao was still immersed in his husband’s careful debunking of Tuanzi, and couldn’t help but ask.

“It should be, I just realized it. Higher levels can always accommodate lower levels, even when ability users absorb crystal nuclei. How can Tuanzi and the space not absorb lower level nuclei? I’m afraid it was too lazy before. Once it upgraded, it was too lazy to struggle with those low-level crystal nuclei.” He Zizhong felt that he had guessed it correctly. In fact, he really hit the truth. Tuanzi will look down on those low-level cores once it knows it can eat better – even if those low-level things were its favorite before.

Fang Hao couldn’t help but shake his head with a smile: “That guy, if you hadn’t thought of it just now, this time we would have been confused by it again.”

“In addition to eating every day, it can only be used as a spy when we need it. It’s time to make it move that body full of fat.” He Zizhong looked at their surroundings. This is the locus of the explosion, and also the cleanest place.

The crystal nuclei of the third-level zombies nearby should have been picked clean by Tuanzi, and their targets are those lingering zombies.

1

Tuanzi. They’re using ‘old man’ to describe it because it’s deaf, powerful, and not listening to them.

2

Remember, Tuanzi likes sleeping in Fang Hao’s arms.

3

Again, Tuanzi. Referring to its domineering and unscrupulous behavior