The Rebirth of the Last Days and Return to [Fang] Hao

“His eye cramps…” After taking Fang Hao back into the space, He Zizhong said the second half of the sentence, “He has a crush on Le Tian, and wants me to ask you to ask Le Tian if it’s possible to accept the same sex.”

Fang Hao was speechless as he took out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator. They collected a lot of this stuff in the early apocalyptic days. They didn’t drink much ordinarily, so it’s enough for the two of them to drink for many years.

“Zhang Xiaoming said he saw it a long time ago. Today, we two persuaded him for a long time, and finally made him give up thinking about that fairy.” Fang Hao looked up at the ceiling silently. “We will talk about it tomorrow. Help him ask…” In fact, he and Zhang Xiaoming are also very curious. But after receiving such a blow, how can they ask Le Tian if he can accept love between the same sex? It depends on the atmosphere, okay? He still has to think about how to say it.

The couple finished chatting about other people, and went to eat, bathe, practice exercises, and went to bed. The next day, Fang Hao took Zhang Xiaoming aside and muttered for a long time. Zhang Xiaoming was very unwilling, but considering his good friend, decide to cooperate with someone’s trap.

“You don’t seem to be right these two days? Why do you always look in a trance and lose your mind from time to time? Say, are you in love with someone too?” When the three people were chatting together alone, taking advantage of the happy mood, Fang Hao began to attack Zhang Xiaoming according to the prepared plan.

Zhang Xiaoming was mentally abused for the sake of friendship. Seeing Le Tian quietly eyeing him, he embarrassedly coughed: “How…”

……

……

Men’s offensive power does not pale compared to women. Fang Hao successfully completed the task. Before the couple left the Samsara team, he made a 囧 expression at the extremely embarrassing answer, taking his husband to a corner to mutter in a low voice.

“Asked it out?” He Zizhong saw Fang Hao pulling himself aside, guessing that he had already found out about Le Tian.

Fang Hao’s face twisted as he nodded.

“Then…what did he say?” In fact, straight men were normal before the end of the world. But who made the number of women after the end of the world decrease sharply, so the number of male couples grew?

When coming back this time and passing by the red light district, aren’t there many handsome and thin men soliciting customers?

When the two were shopping last time, they saw many men hanging out on the street hand in hand openly. Nowadays, it is not a strange thing for men to be together.

“Ah… he said…” Fang Hao recalled Le Tian’s original words, trying to explain in a relatively tactful way. “He said… he heard… when two men… would hurt their buttocks.”

He Zizhong: …

“Also… I don’t know where he heard it. He said that when its two men… there would be hemorrhoids.”

He Zizhong: …

“In addition, he also said that two men… What about… in case of serious bleeding… he is embarrassed to seek treatment with Wang sister-in-law…”

He Zizhong held his forehead and took a deep breath for a long time. “That’s it?”

Fang Hao shook his head, with infinite sympathy. He looked at Guo Bing who was secretly looking at them not far away. “He said… Of the men he knows, Zhang Xiaoming and I look more in line with his aesthetics, but has never considered this line of thought before. Plus both Zhang Xiaoming and are in relationships, and he will not step in…”

Zhang Xiaoming has a master? Who is the other party? Wait, now is not the time to discuss this. “Then…what about Guo Bing?”

“In the beginning, he said that only we meet his aesthetic standards. Later, when we asked him to think about people like their captain, he finally spit out a lot of ‘I heard’s’ from nowhere.” The sympathy on Fang Hao’s face has become deeper. This pile of excuses are obviously all excuses, which were deliberately found in order to disguise his excuse for being a face-con, which is too fake.

He Zizhong breathed in deeply. “Fortunately, he did not say men being together would get sick… you guys didn’t explain?”

“We explained, but he still prefers more beautiful people…”

He Zizhong was unable to hold his forehead and patted Fang Hao’s shoulder. “You help me call Guo Bing over…” Let him take care of this.

 

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“How is it, did you find anything?”

“The man sent over has been staring at them, but did not find anything. Nor did they hear what the members of their teams said.”

Song Xianghong frowned, feeling a little stuffy. “Nowadays, there is still no way to use something like a wiretap?”

“If there is a data cable connected, it is okay. Nowadays, such a thing… isn’t possible.” The person who answered the question was also embarrassed. Because changes in the natural environment affected data communication, almost all pre-apocalyptic wireless technologies are no longer available. Otherwise, why would it be so tricky to listen to the internal situation of such a small team?

“Add some more manpower… if it doesn’t work, just bring back the people from their team!”

“But there seems to be a lot of ability users within their team. If we use force, I’m afraid…” Before, when taking away ability holders, there was a tough battle and the house nearly collapsed. If it weren’t for the Lu family’s mobilization being stable, most of the main armed forces would not be able to bring back the healer. And after doing so, a lot of manpower was also affected.

Now the base is demanding stability everywhere, otherwise they would have gone straight to ask for someone.

Song Xianghong thought for a while, and said: “Don’t they want to buy more special weapons? Just use this to set up a trap, and lead their people to an ambush!”

“Yes!” Simple and rude means. Unless the opponent has the ability to defeat ten teams, they will definitely succeed!

 

—–

 

He Zizhong didn’t know what happened to in Samsara after the two of them left. They only knew that when everyone gathered to go out on the third morning, Le Tian’s head was lowered as he followed Guo Bing, who was finally relieved.

When He Zizhong secretly pulled Guo Bing aside and asked, Guo Bing let out a sigh of relief: “Worked hard and carried him directly back home.”

“…You forced it?!”

Guo Bing glared at him. “I said, why doesn’t he try and see if it works? Then we did it.” After finishing speaking, he snorted proudly. “My hard work and management skills are very good.”

He Zizhong watched him with narrowed eyes for a long time. Guo Bing was so guilty his hair almost exploded, as he waved his hand and returned to the Predator without speaking further.

After returning to the car, he learned the truth from Fang Hao.

“He said that Guo Bing pulled him aside and said that he wanted to try with him. If he really can’t accept it, he will give up.” Fang Hao made a helpless expression and shrugged his hands. “That fool is stupid. Nodded, and said that after he was bitten by someone, he was stunned by someone, and when he recovered, he found that he was put on the bed… and was eaten in a daze without even resisting…”

He Zizhong held back a smile for a long time, and then laughed out with a “pu-chi”. It seems that Guo Bing also understands that Le Tian is an inexperienced person. Instead of going around with him on the issue of men and women, it is better to talk to him directly. In the final showdown, tell the opponent how much he likes him with actions. This trick is just right to use for people with tempers like Le Tian.

“How do I think Le Tian seems a little unhappy?”

“No, he just didn’t sleep well… and he’s still sleepy.” Fang Hao’s expression distorted again, and he rubbed the ball in his arms twice. He worried for a long time! But people didn’t even put up resistance; they deserve to be eaten and wiped out!

The elated Guo Bing seemed very excited along the way. From time to time, he used the walkie-talkie to babble and order the various cars, but Chen Ning forcibly stopped it. The available power was limited, they still need to return to the base afterwards!

Le Tian was not aware of this situation. He was lying in a corner of the car and forcibly using Zhang Xiaoming’s thighs as a pillow to supplement his sleep. Zhang Xiaoming was angered and tried to push him to the ground several times to fend for himself. Unfortunately, the boss was present, and he didn’t dare move around…

This time Samsara dispatched a lot of people out on the task – all the staff were dispatched. Because it is not an official mission, the inspection when leaving isn’t strict as long as they register. As for why all everyone is going out this time? Guo Bing said that it was necessary for the members to train and cooperate, but he was actually worried that someone might come to the door while they were not at the base, and capture the rest of them.

Now they have a jade pendant space, so all the things to be collected are put inside. There is no worry about the villa being robbed. Since He Zizhong and Fang Hao also have a jade pendant space now, they can disguise their original space, making it very convenient when everyone acts.

The convoy went deep into the urban area, driving along a road that was barely drivable towards their goal of gold and silver.

“I… Fuck… Lao He1A nickname for He Zizhong. Lao = old, typically, used as a sign of respect, or when someone is older. Opposite of “Xiao” which is for small., this is the kind of zombie you mentioned before?!” Seeing a zombie homunculus at the entrance of the street, about two stories tall, composed of an unknown number of zombie limbs, Guo Bing’s uneasy voice came from the walkie-talkie.

“Yes, fortunately, each one is not too big.” He Zizhong was calm when facing this guy. Although he didn’t directly face this type of zombie last time, he knew what its core was. It was relatively easy to deal with.

Boom, boom, boom. Most of the Samsara team got off the cars. In the few days before entering the city, they heard He Zizhong and Fang Hao talk about the strange zombies that have emerged nowadays. Wind and speed zombies are more difficult to deal with, and earth zombies can be tricky, but this combination type… isn’t it the only one? Brothers, kill!

 

The first half of this chapter.

 

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1A nickname for He Zizhong. Lao = old, typically, used as a sign of respect, or when someone is older. Opposite of “Xiao” which is for small.