The Richest Girl Just Started Kindergarten

“Brother, Are You Actually Broke?” (1)

In Song He’s opinion, children were annoying, troublesome beings. The only skill they possess is throwing tantrums. You can never catch a break.

But Lu Lu did not belong to that stereotype.

After Zou Lixiang left, Fang Rui sat down with the director to talk about the script and the roles.

Lu Lu quietly sat next to them, her tiny head curiously looked around, and she swung her legs back and forth with nothing else to do.

She’s kept to herself, and seemed quite happy, too.

Around a half-hour later, his assistant sent a WeChat message. The normal milk tea ran out of supplies, so she got him Starbucks milk tea instead.

After Song replied, he looked at Lu Lu’s fat leg.

He opened the chat again.

Song He: [did you buy one for Lu Lu?]

Assistant: [I forgot about her. I’ll go back and get another for her.]

He turned his head and asked, ” Lu Lu, do you want to drink milk tea?”

Lu Lu, who just became human, was curious about everything. She was still learning about the new body she acquired.

There are five fingers, but all of them are different lengths. So strange. Why not 4, or 6 fingers?

Do humans have five toes as well?

Lu Lu wants to take off her little shoes to see. But everyone else was wearing their shoes. Would she get scolded if she takes them off?

She waited to be alone so she could peek when Song He asked her.

Lu Lu looked up with a pair of big eyes lit up. “Does milk tea taste good?”

She hasn’t tried any human food yet.

In the koi lake where she lived, there were evil humans who would use tempting fishing hooks to catch themIs milk tea is the same thing as those?

Resisting the temptation, she always used to fall back and stay away from the fishing hooks. She didn’t take the bait even once.

Now that she became human, there was no hook trying to lure her in. So does that mean she can eat as much as she wants?

Isn’t this a little too perfect?

She quickly nodded. “Yes, Yes. I want to drink milk tea.”

Song He saw how excited Lu Lu was, but remembered that milk tea was full of sugar, which was bad for kids.

He replied to assistant FeiFei: [buy a can of WangZai*].

Lu Lu saw Song typing on his phone. She didn’t know how to read yet, but she was smart enough to know that Big Brother was telling someone to bring her milk tea.

Lu Lu’s smile made her eyes bent into a crescent.

It’s nice to have a big brother.

Lu Lu scooched right next to Song He.

Song He went back to talking with Fang Rui. Lu Lu got bored of playing with the butterfly knot on her skirt and became curious about Song He’s thick bracelet.

Song He has a good taste in clothes, leading the current fashion trend.

Song He doesn’t care about his clothes, but he places importance on his accessories. If the right accessories are picked, even the most basic outfits emit a special feel.

Today, he wore a spiky punk cuff.

Lu Lu couldn’t help but poke the bracelet.

It was thicker than her fingers, and it felt heavy too.

Lu Lu tugged the bracelet and tried to remove it from Song’s wrist. But she realized that it was impossible because it wouldn’t fit past his wrist.

What the hell is this?

Lu Lu crooked her little head thought for a moment. Her happy face turned into a frown.

She was quickly clouded with anger and worry.

Song He was beginning to get into a heated discussion with Fang Rui and didn’t pay attention to Lu Lu’s action. He only thought she was playing around.

When he looked down, he saw Lu Lu was about to burst into tears.

Lu Lu is well-behaved, so what happened now? The situation didn’t seem so good…

“What’s wrong?” Song He prayed that Lu Lu would not cry.

Lu Lu pulled the brace on Song’s wrist as hard as she could.

What does she want to do? Song He raised his hand so Lu Lu couldn’t reach the bracelet.

“What do you want?”

Lu Lu looked at her brother. “Brother is not a bad person. Please don’t wear this!”

“Why can’t I wear it?”

Lu Lu protested. “Big brother isn’t a criminal! Only criminals wear handcuffs!”

“…?”

Handcuffs??

“Pfft.” Fang Rui couldn’t hold his laughter.

This little girl was so funny.

Song He was speechless. He wondered what her parents and teachers taught her. First the Dragon Palace, and now handcuffs?

Fang Rui could not stop laughing. “Lu Lu, who told you that Song He was wearing a handcuff?”

Lu Lu looked at the chain, and then looked at Song He and Uncle Fang. They both looked happy.

Why are you happy with handcuffs? 

Maybe those aren’t handcuffs?

Lu Lu didn’t know how human handcuffs look. When she was in the lake, her turtle uncle only described them to her.

In the human world, the police uncle will take the bad guy away with handcuffs. But Big Brother was not a criminal. He must have been framed.

She stared at her brother with a pair of innocent eyes. “Aren’t handcuffs those strong, hard chains that you can’t take off your hands?”

“I can’t take off Big Brother’s chain.”

She used up all her strength and still couldn’t remove the bracelet.

Theoretically, it made sense…

Lu Lu’s brain experienced a short circuit.

Fang Rui laughed so hard tears streamed out of his eyes.

Song He untied his bracelet, waved it in front of Lu Lu. “Dummy, this is a trendy accessory, not handcuffs!”