The Sickly Scion’s Petite Wife Is Sweet And Cool

He didn't hear a word of retention until he walked out of the door, Xuanyuance silently raised his head and looked up at the sky, feeling sadness inexplicably.

"Hiss." He gasped in pain, and felt the swollen bag on the back of his head, but chuckled softly instead.

"Alo, Alo, you really haven't changed at all."

After talking to himself, he untied the horse rope and was about to get on the horse. Out of the corner of his eyes, he caught a familiar figure standing at the entrance of the alley.

It was the middle-aged man who just came out of it, but that familiarity was not because of the glance he had just seen in a hurry.

Xuanyuance always felt that he had seen this back somewhere before, but he couldn't remember it for a while when his head was buzzing.

The man was facing the alley with his back to the road, and his body was shaking.

Xuanyuan Ce led the horse and walked over, reaching out to pat him on the shoulder to make him turn his head to see the front.

I didn't want the middle-aged man to suddenly "vomit..." and vomit wildly.

The surroundings were instantly filled with an indescribable sour smell.

Xuanyuan Ce frowned, wrinkled his nose in disgust, withdrew his hands and turned on his horse, kicking the horse's belly to let the horse take him away from this smelly place.

The sound of the horse's hooves was getting farther and farther, and it was confirmed that the person had left, and an angry shout sounded from the alley.

"Wu Zhengde!"

The middle-aged man was none other than the great eunuch Wu Zhengde and Eunuch Wu by Xuanyuan Qi's side.

Xuanyuan Qi looked at the filth on his body.

A lump of noodles that haven't been chewed yet, and wanted to kill someone in anger.

Wu Gonggong knelt down with a plop, and cried bitterly: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I am afraid that this old slave will not be able to serve you in the future."

He was kneeling on top of what he vomited. Xuanyuan Qi was so disgusted that he took a big step back and said while undressing, "You know you should be damned."

"No, no, even if Your Majesty doesn't kill the old slave, the old slave will die soon, because the old slave may be poisoned."

Thinking of his dignified and dignified chief executive, the celebrity beside the monarch, was poisoned to death by a few bowls of small noodles, it is enough to think about it, his money hasn't been spent yet...

The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became, Eunuch Wu burst into tears: "Your Majesty, this old slave can't bear you, but there is nothing this old slave can do. Who would have thought that this family would be so cruel, one shot would kill you..."

Xuanyuan Qi took a moment to untie his clothes.

"This old slave has the honor to serve by His Majesty's side in this life, and there is no regret, but I am a little worried about Your Majesty."

I didn't expect this old guy to be so heartfelt, and Xuanyuan Qi's anger subsided for the most part.

Eunuch Wu wiped a tear and continued to cry: "Didn't your majesty say that you want to build a loft in the palace? You can look down on your people by standing on it, but unfortunately, your majesty can't bear to waste the people and money, and the loft has never been built, majesty. I have seen the sketches I drew... ugh... I have nothing to do for Your Majesty, but I saved a little money..."

"When the old slave is gone, His Majesty will use the money to build the attic. Later, when your Majesty sees the attic, you will also be able to think of the old slave."

Xuanyuan Qi squinted his eyes, took off his coat and threw it aside: "The attic that I want to build will cost a lot of money."

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, the old slave has them, and they are all hidden under the old slave's bed, woo woo..."

"Ouch, the old slave's stomach hurts so much, it must be the poison attack." Eunuch Wu clutched his stomach and exhaled.

Xuanyuan Qi frowned: "Didn't I let you go in and find out who the second child's outer room is? How could you be poisoned?"

Originally, he had sent the spear guard, but before the spear guard got close to the small house, he noticed two familiar auras inside.

Who else can be familiar to the sphinx guards besides the sphinx guards.

Xuanyuan Ce had a total of three spies, and he dispatched two at once. Xuanyuan Qi couldn't sit still, so he immediately took Eunuch Wu out of the palace in micro-clothing.

"To inquire? Yes, the old slave went in to inquire... Oh, they have to invite the old slave to eat noodles, this is what the woman cooked..." The moment he entered the entrance, it was killing him, how could he remember next to it?

Xuanyuan Qi's face was black, this old guy didn't ask anything useful, but he almost risked his life in it.

But there is no grievance and no hatred, he doesn't think the other party will take good care of the poison.

He raised his hand and was about to call someone.

"Hey, you are here." A crisp voice sounded.

Xuanyuan Qi retracted his hand, looked at the girl who suddenly appeared, and was stunned for a moment.

As an emperor, not to mention three thousand beauties in his harem, Huan Fei, Yan Shou and Shou also took up all of them.

What's more, in order to make him completely addicted to beauty, which of the women sent to the palace by the family in the past was not a beautiful figure?

He believed that he had seen all the beauties in the world, but the appearance of the girl still surprised him.

I saw the girl was wearing an apricot-colored dress, with a flower between her brows, her facial features were delicate, her skin was as creamy, and although she wore a woman's bun, her face was immature, like a fairy who had entered the mortal world by mistake.

The facial features have not been fully developed yet, but with such a face, it is hard to imagine how stunning it will be in the future.

However, Xuanyuan Qi is not a person who covets beauty, the reason why he is stunned is because of the familiarity between the eyebrows and eyes of the girl in front of him.

Seeing someone staring at her, the girl stared back unwillingly, and the two people with similar eyebrows stared at each other for a while.

Unwilling to be lonely, Eunuch Wu stood up and stood between the two.

"You, you, you, what do you want to do, you can never hurt my family again..."

He was kicked in the neck and leg, and he quickly said, "Don't think about harming my master again."

"Didn't you say that you lost your purse, this is your master, so he didn't eat?" Shen Yijia asked kindly.

Glancing at the filth on his body, he wrinkled his nose in disgust.

Xuanyuan Qi was stunned, no wonder that the eyebrows and eyes of the girl in front of him were a little familiar, it was like the second child.

Xuanyuan Ye Xiao's mother couldn't see Xuanyuan Ce's shadow on her body at all.

Shen Yijia is a seven-point mother, three-point like a father, and looking at the girl in front of her, Xuanyuan Qi's heart is inexplicably a little complicated.

Eunuch Wu's eyebrows jumped: "Eat, eat. How could I make my master hungry."

I'll be darling, this person doesn't want to invite His Majesty to eat noodles, let's poison His Majesty to death by the way.

Vicious, so vicious.

Shen Yijia snorted and took out a paper bag from her arms: "Well, I'm here to give you this."

Eunuch Wu: It's over, it's because he's still not dead, so we're going to give him poison directly, right?

Xuanyuan Qi coughed lightly: "What is this?"

Shen Yijia blinked, pointed at Eunuch Wu and asked, "Is he suffering from unbearable abdominal pain and nausea?"

Eunuch Wu nodded, sure enough he was poisoned, otherwise how could he be so clear about his symptoms.

"That's right, you'll be fine after eating this." Shen Yijia handed the paper package forward again, after thinking about it, she felt that she still had to explain it for her mother: "Don't worry, the food my mother makes is unpalatable. A bit, but it definitely won't kill anyone."

She and the beauties are still alive and well.

But seeing this man's tragic appearance, she finally understood why every time she said she wanted to go into the kitchen, the faces of the family, big and small, would change.

Difficult to eat? No poison? Can't eat people? Eunuch Wu expressed his disbelief.

Seeing that he didn't pick up, Shen Yijia took back her hand and said, "It's okay if you don't take medicine, anyway, it will only be a few more days of discomfort."

If it weren't for the fact that this person helped her and the beautiful husband to save her life, she would not have come out to deliver medicine.

Hearing that it would be uncomfortable for several days, Eunuch Wu grabbed the paper bag without thinking.

"This, can this really cure me?" He confirmed again.

Shen Yijia nodded seriously.

Eunuch Wu secretly glanced at Xuanyuan Qi, and seeing that he had no objection, he opened the paper bag, which contained a dark pill.

Shen Yijia motioned him to eat quickly with his eyes.

Eunuch Wu swallowed his saliva, he was hesitating, and there was another sharp pain in his abdomen. Now he couldn't care about it, he directly stuffed the pill into his mouth and swallowed it whole.

"It doesn't feel anything."

"How can the effect of the drug be so fast? At least it takes a stick of incense." Shen Yijia rolled her eyes and thought about it: "Take advantage of this time gap, come with me."

She said, carefully bypassing the pile of filth, and took the lead to the alley.

Xuanyuan Qi nodded and followed Shen Yijia's footsteps.

Eunuch Wu took two steps, caught a glimpse of the filth on his body, resisted the urge to vomit again, took off his coat, and trotted to follow.

"It's here."

She brought people to the back door of a house, and faintly she could hear the voices of many people talking.

The door was ajar, Shen Yijia pushed it open and walked in first. It was a small yard, the same as the backyard of the house they rented.

She pointed to one place and said, "It's a thatched hut, go in and squat..."

Before he could finish speaking, Eunuch Wu suddenly clutched his stomach and cried out: "Oh, what the hell are you feeding the old... old man, why does the old man feel more pain..."

"Croton powder." Shen Yijia had a harmless face, and when she met Eunuch Wu's wanting to eat people's eyes, she explained: "You are uncomfortable because you ate the noodles cooked by my mother, just clean it up, it just so happens that croton has diarrhea. effect.”

"You you you..." Eunuch Wu pointed at her and was speechless.

When he noticed something, his face changed, and he ran to the direction of Shen Yijia's finger while covering his shiri (kao, a sound, meaning ass).

Shen Yijia tutted and said to herself, "I just asked you to go in and squat, so you didn't listen."

"Heh." Xuanyuan Qi couldn't help but chuckle softly.

Shen Yijia looked at him strangely.

No one dared to stare at him like this for a long time since he regained control of the government, but this girl stared at him twice within half an hour.

Xuanyuan Qi found that he didn't feel offended at all.

He ignored the weirdness in his heart and just wanted to say something.

Boom~ There was a sound of gongs from the front, followed by enthusiastic applause.

He asked, "Where is this place?"

Shen Yijia touched her chin and said unsurely, "It should be a poetry club."

Thirty thousand mentioned it before, and she wrote it down.

Go out the side door and turn left and walk a mile.

Because it is the back door, there is actually no distance of one mile.

Xuanyuan Qi's black face: You don't even know where you are, so you dare to bring them to "borrow" the toilet?

How did this girl live to be so old without being beaten to death?

Shen Yijia: Sister relies on fists!

But it turned out that she was right.

Going out from the backyard is a two-story attic. There is a table in the middle of the lobby, and an old man with a white beard is standing on it talking eloquently.

Shen Yijia didn't understand after hearing it, so she sat down at an empty table in the corner.

Xuanyuan Qi: ...

People came and went, and they were red-faced and red-faced, and no one noticed the sudden appearance of two unfamiliar faces.

The old man was finally finished, he picked up the hammer and beat the gong and drum again.

Boom~ The hall became quiet for a moment, and two men full of bookishness stepped onto the stage.

salute each other.

Shen Yijia's eyes lit up, is this about to fight?

Just after thinking about it, the old man took two steps back, he clapped his hands, and a pair of long links leaned down to the second floor.

I saw four big characters written on it, "The Debate of Fish Music".

Immediately after, the two men started a new round of love.

"It was a debate competition." Xuanyuan Qi became interested.

Shen Yijia: That's it?

Seeing her staring at the stage, Xuanyuan Qi asked, "Have you read?"

Shen Yijia raised her chin proudly, with a look of nonsense.

Xuanyuan Qi: Don't be angry, don't be angry.

He is a king!

He has a big heart!

He can punt a boat in his stomach!

After self-explaining, he continued to ask, "What books have you read?"

"Well..." Shen Yijia thought for a while: ""Two or three things that the rich lady and the poor scholar have to say";"

""Madame She's Soft and Easy to Push Down";"

""The Big Brother's Little Wife";"

""Gaomen Yanshi";"

""Sweet and sassy wife of the sick and weak son", I tell you, this is very beautiful."

...

The more she talked, the more vigorous she was, and she didn't notice that every time she said a book title, Xuanyuan Qi's face darkened.

"Nonsense, how can a girl's family read such an unethical book, your father... father doesn't know how to take care of you." Xuanyuan Qi didn't realize it himself, he unconsciously used the tone of elders teaching juniors.

Shen Yijia was stunned for a moment, and her mouth looked like she was about to cry.

Her appearance inexplicably reminded Xuanyuan Qi of when he first ascended the throne.

Xuanyuan Ce was bullied by the young masters of the aristocratic family and ran back to the palace, just to look at him with this expression.

At that time, he really hated his own powerlessness, and could only watch his younger brother grow up a little while being bullied...

He subconsciously slowed down his tone: "I... I didn't kill you, I mean that those miscellaneous books are not suitable for girls to read, you can read something else, such as poetry and songs..."

Xi Jingjia sniffed and complained, "Do you think I don't want to?"

Xuanyuan Qi: "??"

"My biological father is a big scumbag. He abandoned our mother and daughter when I was still in my mother's belly. My mother had to send me away in order to avoid the pursuit. My luck was not good. After the good adoptive mother left..."

Shen Yijia spoke the truth, and said the original owner's experience in a tragic manner.

What about sleeping in the woodshed, eating leftovers, punished by kneeling, beaten and scolded, in short, how miserable it is.

Xuanyuan Qi, who thought he was hard-hearted, almost burst into tears.

The members of their Xuanyuan family have been abused so far, and that family really deserves to die.

I don't know when the surroundings became quiet, and everyone on the stage didn't listen to the people on the stage. They all pricked up their ears and listened to Shen Yijia's story.

"I won't admit defeat, I want to read and write." Shen Yijia's voice suddenly became high-pitched.

The hearts of those who listened also mentioned it.

"But I don't have any money..." Shen Yijia sighed, "So every day when I have time, I secretly hide in the corner of the academy and eavesdrop."

Crowd: This academy should be small, otherwise how could a little girl get in.

"Slowly I got to know a few words, and I started to secretly go to the bookstore to read."

Everyone: Is there any place in the world that you can’t go to secretly?

"I can't believe that it's not a serious bookstore at all. It's full of non-serious books. When I grow up and understand this, it's too late. Those books have already been engraved in my mind..."

She paused for a while, and continued with a heartache: "You think I don't want to read poetry and poetry? I don't want to learn piano, chess, calligraphy and painting? But which of these don't need money?"

"So pitiful, woo woo..." a soft-hearted scholar cried out.

Shen Yijia wiped her tears and slapped the table: "So everyone who has money will support the money field, and those who have no money will support the personal field, how about helping me realize this childhood dream together?"

Xuanyuan Qi: ...

Everyone: Well, it turned out to be a storyteller.

"Isn't that making trouble here?"

"That's right, Brother Wu, Brother Yan, you two continue." Someone reminded the two contestants on the stage.

"I didn't let you listen again." Shen Yijia rolled her eyes, poured a glass of boiled water and drank it.

Said so much, she died of thirst.

Noticing Xuanyuan Qi's indescribable expression, she asked, "Are you thirsty too?"

Without waiting for the other person to answer, she pushed the kettle in front of him: "Pour it yourself."

Xuanyuan Qi: ...

"Why isn't that follower of yours healed? Didn't he fall into the ditch?"

If it wasn't for the confirmation that the other party was all right, she would have left early.

As soon as she finished speaking, an indescribable smell floated in the air, which instantly filled the entire lobby.

"Who blew up the thatched hut?" someone asked.

"Master." A faint voice sounded behind the two of them.

The two turned their heads at the same time, covered their noses at the same time, and stepped back, showing the same disgusting expression.

God is generally in sync.

It's simply a walking pit.

Eunuch Wu approached the two with trembling legs, and said with a bitter face: "Old, old slave is all right, let's go."

Shen Yijia took a big step back: "Since it's all right, then I'll go home for dinner, tell me..." Farewell.

Before he could finish speaking, an exasperated voice sounded: "It's him, he became like this when he came out of the thatched hut."

"There's no reason for this." The old man on the platform was blushing with anger, pointing at Eunuch Wu and scolding: "The land of the sages, how can this be like this, so... it's just insulting, it's insulting..."

Shen Yijia was stunned, and subconsciously retorted: "What did he do? Don't you just squat for a long time, and it smells a little bit? Don't you shit and fart on weekdays?"

She didn't say it was okay, but when she said that the entire lobby was directly bombed, they all shouted that they were here to make trouble, and how to arrest them and punish them severely.

Looking at the people who came over and stretched out their claws towards them, Shen Yijia was startled, grabbed the table in front of her, and threw it towards the crowd.

The crowd was frightened, and a path was cleared.

Shen Yijia reached out to grab Eunuch Wu, thinking that he was so stinky and grabbed Xuanyuan Qi in a corner.

"What are you still doing, run." After shouting at Eunuch Wu, she ran away without looking back.

Left alone, Eunuch Wu, who was instantly surrounded by people, desperately watched his master disappear from sight.

Woohoo, he wants to run too, but his legs are weak!

(This is a 5,000-word chapter, which is equivalent to two and a half chapters in normal times. It is not expensive or expensive. Important things are said three times, and there are about two chapters in the evening.)