Ch7 - The Poop Shoveling Official has to Work Overtime?

It’s just that Fang He doesn’t know that this sense of horror is just his own. His sentence is actually very happy. There are three typos, not to mention the various chaotic plum blossom-shaped cat paw prints, so you can barely see more than half of the handwriting.

Of course, the fault was also caused by the sudden eruption of the apocalypse. In his thirteen years of apocalypse, Fang He had no chance to learn more words. 

After Fang He finished this, the cat with the ketchup on his paws began to scurry around Li Zhen’s room, looking at all of Li Zhen’s things inside and out. The sad thing is, Li Zhen usually eats out food from the restaurant. He rarely opens the fire. There is no rice or noodles in the kitchen.

Fang He struggled to open the refrigerator door. In addition to his few packets of dried fish, there are some fruit chips, a few cans of beer, and only a little frozen food in the freezer.

Fang He angrily jumped out of the refrigerator and wandered around the room, but found no other food. It seems that the biggest goal of tomorrow is to prepare enough food in airtight packages.

While some bases have begun to transform abandoned land and call people to farm as the apocalypse continues, the harvest is still limited under the crisis of the evolving zombies, and thus food is always the most in demand. 

Although the sealed package may not last for many years, even the hard sausage that can shatter the teeth are still very rare and valuable and can be exchanged for many things.

Of course there is still water. The current water source has yet to be polluted, but when the zombie virus breaks out the day after tomorrow, the safety of the water source may not be guaranteed.

Fang He can’t remember exactly when the water source was polluted. Contaminated water needs to be continuously boiled, and it can be sterilized by boiling for more than 20 minutes. Not only is it bad for your health, but also the fuel used to boil water will slowly decrease in the future.

So what Fang He must also prepare tomorrow are all kinds of bottled water, and large-volume water storage tanks.

Fang He squatted on the messy sofa stained by ketchup while looking at the size of the room. A pair of cat eyes carefully planned the use of each space.

Many thoughts kept flashing in Fang He’s head. Fang He can’t wait to go out with his poop shoveling official to make a big purchase now. However, looking at the clock on the desk, Fang He was suddenly shocked. Unknowingly, while thinking, it was gradually reaching midnight.

Fang He ran to the door, squatting on the soft mat by the door while waving his tail anxiously. Is Li Zhen not coming back tonight?

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Fortunately, Fang He waited at the door for a while. There were footsteps coming closer to the door, but before Fang He could feel happy, he heard the voice is not quite right, as if it was not his family poop shoveling official?! 

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He thought that after that boy Li Zhen moved here, he wanted to come and sit down here many times, but he was pushed away by the kid every time. But today, in order for him to help prepare something for the cat, he gave him the key so casually. 

Chen Weiming wasn’t scared by the blood-red cat paw prints on the ground. He has been a detective captain for some time. He still knows whether it is blood stains or ketchup.

Fang He’s cat’s eyes widened, watching the person who came in warily. This person looks average, but his eyes were sharp. After a casual glance, he looked at where Fang He was, causing Fang He to withdraw his head abruptly. Then he silently slipped under the cabinet next to the sofa.

When he saw the kitten, Chen Weiming laughed, put his uniform jacket aside, and went into the living room. When he saw the graffiti under the decorative painting, Chen Weiming was stunned for a while, and suddenly burst into laughter. Li Zhen, this kid is so funny, he is simply a model of meng sao. Raising the black and white kitten at home seemed not enough, he even smeared the ketchup on the wall to teach the kitten to write. Is it possible that Li Zhen treats his kitten as a cat demon?

On the spur of the moment, Chen Weiming squatted on the ground, dipped his fingers on the slimy ketchup that was not completely dry on the ground, and then added a sneaky bad smiley face next to the sentence, and stood up after. 

Fang He saw the cheeky smiling face on the wall, he really wanted to shout for his cat paws, and gave this uninvited guest a series of scratches. Who is this person? How can he be so rowdy? That’s this master cat’s decree, you know. How could you just add that cheap smiley face.

Chen Weiming turned and looked at the cabinet by the sofa, then said in a rough voice, “Little Kitty, your master will be working overtime tonight. I don’t know if he could come back tomorrow, so he let me prepare food for you so you won’t get hungry tomorrow. Be good and come out. Let me touch you, I will give you a small dried fish.”

Fang He has no time to dwell on this voice that seems a little familiar. He was already shocked by the meaning of this man’s words, Li Zhen is working overtime! And he may not come back today and tomorrow! With a meow, Fang He directly sprang out of the cabinet and rushed towards the door. Chen Weiming didn’t close the door when he entered.

Fang He’s idea is also simple, since he can’t wait for Li Zhen to see the warning he painted on the wall tonight, then he can only run to find someone. He remembered where Li Zhen’s car was parked. As long as he finds the car, he will be able to find Li Zhen nearby. 

However, when Fang He was less than one meter away from the door, the door suddenly slammed shut. Fang He glared angrily at the person who moved faster than him, and lunged at the person.

Chen Weiming raised an eyebrow and easily grabbed the kitten’s fur, stopped the sharp claws and picked up Fang He. “You, little cat can’t run or you will be lost, and that kid Li Zhen will surely ask me to settle the account. So you just stay at home and wait for Li Zhen to come back and let him take you out personally.”

Fang He struggled hard, but this person obviously did not have Li Zhen’s indulgence to him, and his cat’s paws could not even reach this person’s wrist.

Chen Weiming walked into the kitchen with the kitten. He looked around and when he saw the cat cage. He stuffed Fang He inside and locked the cage door. 

Fang He angrily scratched the cat cage with his cat’s paws. At this time, he finally remembered why this voice sounded so familiar to him. He was Team Chen who called out his poop shoveling official tonight. Fang He became more and more angry as he thought about it, his jasper-like eyes can’t wait to glare at the person outside who is causing them trouble.

Chen Weiming found the cat food and poured out the cat biscuit on the food bowl. Then after thinking about it for awhile, he found a cup and poured water in it. Without thinking about whether the cat would use a cup, he turned around and opened the refrigerator.

Li Zhen specially explained that he had to make some fish floss for the kitten. Chen Weiming took out the dried fish from the refrigerator and looked around. However, he has never used a food processor before, and doesn’t know what it is. Therefore, Chen Weiming took out the dried fish, shredded it casually, and placed it on the bowl containing cat biscuits.

In fact, the food processor was prepared by Li Zhen’s older sister when he moved into this house. Li Yue used it last time when she came, and Li Zhen followed and watched before knowing how to use it. 

When he was finished, Chen Weiming washed his hands and glanced at the kitten over there that was still scratching the cage. With a smirk, he reached out and patted the cage, “I will let you out now.”

Fang He stopped scratching, his green cat’s eyes looked at Chen Weiming, and Chen Weiming raised his eyebrows, “You are a very clever cat.”

However, when Fang He thought that this person would let him out, the person just squatted by the kitchen door while carrying the cat cage. When the cat cage was opened, Fang He ran out, but Chen Weiming suddenly closed the kitchen door and locked Fang He in the kitchen.

Fang He was shocked, he turned around and looked at the kitchen door that was being locked. His heart collapsed, he was locked in a place as big as the kitchen again! This d*mn Team Chen is definitely their nemesis. Fang He made up his mind, when he meets this person again in the future, he must let him see some red, so that he can eliminate the bad luck this person brought to them! 

When Fang He heard the door outside was closed, and the footsteps of Team Chen gradually faded away, Fang He lay on the ground, almost crying without tears. Now he can only pray that his poop shoveling official will come back earlier. Time is really running out. Drop it!

More importantly, what Fang He hopes for the most is that Li Zhen this person will be lucky enough to have a great life and never get the virus.

The more Fang He thought about it, the more uncomfortable he gets. Looking at the only window in the kitchen, he rushed to the kitchen counter with agility. Although his cat paws were enough to reach the window handle, there was still a little distance. Fang He looked around and saw a small pot not far away. After struggling to move the pot over, Fang He jumped up. His two white cat paws pressed hard, and finally twisted the window handle.

Fang He shook his cat’s paw and looked outside from the glass. At a height of more than 20 stories, if he accidentally falls down, there is absolutely no chance of survival. It was said that cats have nine lives, but Fang He feels that this legend was not reliable. 

Fang He was internally struggling for awhile, but he still opened the window without hesitation. Cautiously, he rushed up to the edge of the window. The outside scene made Fang He dizzy. He tried not to look down, aiming at the window that was less than 20 cm outside. Then his heart dropped down with a single leap.