Chapter 17 - Turned the Male Lead Green (17)

Subtitle: Chu Nan almost touched the male styled leather belt

 

Chu Nan drove extremely quickly.

 

Ruan Yan had a feeling that the wheels of the motorbike weren’t even touching the ground, just like being afloat in the air.

 

His face turned slightly pale. It really was too fast.

 

Ruan Yan had never experienced car racing, and it would be wrong to say that he wasn’t scared. Yet he was also too embarrassed to hold onto Chu Nan’s waist and could only tightly hold onto the back of the bike with his hand. “Chu Nan, drive slower.”

 

The cold wind blew loudly past his ears. His words had only just come out of his mouth before they were scattered into bits by the wind, never mind entering Chu Nan’s ears.

 

Ruan Yan didn’t have a choice. His slender waist leaned in as he talked loudly by Chu nan’s ear, “Chu Nan, drive slower.”

 

Chu Nan’s face suddenly changed. The moment Ruan Yan leaned into him, he had thought of Yan Yan.

 

When he’d piggy backed Yan Yan before, Yan Yan’s waist was extremely fine and slender, her body was warm and supple… He wouldn’t get tired of it even if he piggy backed her for a life time.

 

As expected, after two days of not seeing Yan Yan, he was already missing her awfully.

 

Chu Nan’s face fell. Yan Yan’s waist was so skinny, so soft, so warm because she was a girl, but Ruan Yan, a man, also… He really didn’t have any manliness at all.

 

Chu Nan perfunctorily answered Ruan Yan, “We’re going for time, just sit steadily yourself, don’t lean on me or else there’ll an accident will happen.”

 

How could Ruan Yan not understand that he was being aimed at?

 

Chu Nan was just playing with him on purpose.

 

Ruan Yan remained expressionless and didn’t bother with Chu Nan’s resistance. He purposefully stuck his waist onto Chu Nan and lightly rubbed, saying coldly without good intentions, “If you keep on going that fast, then I can only hold onto you for fear of falling off.”

 

A shudder ran through Chu Nan’s body.

 

How could he say such shameless words without a hint of humiliation?

 

Moreover… He didn’t know why but the feeling when Ruan Yan leaned against him was too much like Yan Yan’s.

 

Chu Nan was disgusted to the point of panicking. Yan Yan was so good, yet he was actually compelled to think of Yan Yan because of Ruan Yan. This was blasphemy to Yan Yan.

 

“Haven’t you grown bones?” Chu Nan was in a bad mood and his voice turned harsh as he warned, “Stay further away from lao-zi.”

 

“I’m scared of falling off.” As Ruan Yan spoke, he once again sidled closer to Chu Nan, intentionally disgusting him.

 

艹. (1)

 

Chu Nan conceded defeat, viciously hitting the bike handles and slowing down.

 

The scenery flashed by the entire way, and they reached Ju Ping’s cousins’ haunted house very quickly.

 

Ju Ping and the other guy, Chen Hui, was already waiting for them there.

 

Chen Hui was also Qin Lin High’s student, but he was from Class 2 and wasn’t very familiar with Chu Nan and them. It was only because he had a familial relationship with Ju Ping that he came here today.

 

“Brother Chu.” Ju Ping and Chen Hui greeted them.

 

Chu Nan nodded his head.

 

Ju Ping’s eyes scanned over Ruan Yan’s body. Ze, no wonder there were so many girls at school saying that the new transfer was just as handsome as Brother Chu. Now that he saw the real person, that face and that body really were quite outstanding.

 

“Brother Chu, this is…” Ju Ping hesitantly opened his mouth, not knowing whether or not to greet Ruan Yan.

 

Chu Nan said, “This is Ruan Yan.”

 

This meant that he could greet him.

 

Ju Ping smiled, “I’ve heard about you from other people. Nice to meet you, I’m Ju Ping.”

 

He held out his hand and Ruan Yan shook it, “Nice to meet you.”

 

Chu Nan peered at them. Although Ruan Yan was usually cold and arrogant, it seemed that he was only poisonous towards him, still appearing like a normal person before other people.

 

Right now, Ruan Yan’s face was slightly pale, probably from being scared by the car speeding, but he still kept his composure and didn’t lose his courtesy.

 

On the side, Chen Hui stretched out his hand out of his own accord, “Hello, I’m Chen Hui.”

 

Similarly, Ruan Yan also shook his hand. After shaking hands, he wanted to take back his hand, but it was as if Chen Hui had lost his soul and was dazed for a moment before releasing his hand. “Sorry, I dazed off for a moment.”

 

He continued, “I’ve heard the teacher talking about you. He said that you were very impressive and told us to look for you to ask questions when we have time.”

 

Ruan Yan replied, “Your teacher’s being too polite. We can exchange pointers next time.”

 

Chu Nan was waiting at one side. For some reason, he felt extremely irritated, but he didn’t say anything more, merely glancing at his hand for the time, “Is Yan Yan still on the road? I need to go pick her up.”

 

Ju Ping asked, “Oh right, sister in law’s not here yet?”

 

Ruan Yan was stunned, “Sister in law?”

 

This kind of humiliating address was being used to describe him?

 

Ju Ping helped Chu Nan build up momentum extremely righteously, making Ruan Yan give up, “Yeah, don’t you know? Our class flower, Brother Chu’s girlfriend, we all call her sister in law.”

 

Chu Nan gave Ju Ping a look of approval.

 

He turned to look at Ruan Yan again. Ze, his face even turned red out of jealousy, was it really that painful?

 

Ruan Yan felt humiliated as soon as he thought of a bunch of men calling him sister in law behind his back. He never officially agreed to be together with Chu Nan when he was disguised as Ruan Yan.

 

Ruan Yan asked, “You all call her sister in law, but did she ever agree?”

 

Chu Nan smiled coldly. This wolfish little white face with wild ambitions, still haven’t given up eh?

 

He glanced at Ruan Yan and sneered, “She agreed ah~ Why would she not agree? Yan Yan loves this way of address the most, you can also call her like this in a moment.”

 

“Really?” Ruan Yan saw through everything, “I hope you guys aren’t lying to me.”

 

Chu Nan snorted, “Who’s so bothered as to lie to you.”

 

He pulled out the motor bike keys. “I’m going to go pick up Yan Yan, you guys wait here for a bit.”

 

Ruan Yan timely reminded him, “What if she’s already arrived and gone in first? Have a look at your phone, don’t walk the wrong the way.”

 

Chu Nan thought for a moment and agreed with him. He took out his phone and saw that there really was an unread message on it: 【Chu Nan~ I’ve arrived! This place is so cute, I’m going in to play first. Come look for me inside when you’re here ah~】

 

This message was sent half an hour ago. Chu Nan had been driving then so he hadn’t seen it on time.

 

Yet in reality, this was a pre-set message that Ruan Yan had edited a long time ago.

 

Chu Nan was extremely cheerful. Yan Yan was already here, so he could meet her a bit earlier now.

 

However… Chu Nan frowned, his handsome face stuck between the heroic aura of a youth and the viciousness of a mature man. “How did you know that Yan Yan was already here?”

 

Ruan Yun replied, “Our hearts are connected.”

 

Only when he saw Chu Nan’s face darken, did he lightly say, “Ran Yan was doing work this morning and has the rest of the afternoon off, so I guessed that she would arrive fairly early.”

 

Chu Nan’s expression turned worse as the jealousy in his heart began to burn, “How do you know Yan Yan’s routine?”

 

Ruan Yan calmly faced his anger, “Because she asks me about homework. Chu Nan, don’t you know? I’m number 1 in the grade. There’s a lot of people who want me to tutor them and ask questions.”

 

No matter how calm he acted, there was no way for that arrogance to be hidden.

 

To prevent ruining Yan Yan's reputation, Chu Nan had no way to expose that he was tutoring people with bad intentions in public.

 

He expressionlessly said, “My family’s invited you to tutor me for $500 per lesson. I hope you’ll do your best to fulfil your responsibility and only tutor me. Don’t get distracted tutoring other people.”

 

Ruan Yan didn’t pay him any attention, those peach blossom eyes filled with a splendour of colours beneath the sunlight, his skin appearing as white as snow.

 

Chen Hui glanced this way a lot.

 

Chu Nan said, “Let’s go in first. I don’t know if Yan Yan’s scared in there or not.”

 

They went inside the haunted house together, before Ju Ping suggested that they spilt up, and thus, they spilt into two groups of 2.

 

Chu Nan still wanted Yan Yan to see Ruan Yan’s true face, so he went together with him.

 

“Ruan Yan, are you scared of ghosts?” Chu Nan asked in the dark.

 

“I don’t know. I don’t think I’m scared.” Ruan Yan replied truthfully. After all, he wasn’t scared when he watched horror movies, but this was his first time experiencing a haunted house.

 

Chu Nan’s lips curved up as he created a scary atmosphere to scare Ruan Yan. “When my aunt was young, she wasn’t scared either. Afterwards, she fell sick and saw the White Impermanence (2). From then on, she would keep the lights on even when she slept.”

 

He lowered his voice, “My aunt said… when the Black and White Impermanence’s collect souls, they’ll wrap a rope around your neck. For those who’ve done a lot of evil things, they’ll pull tightly. For those who haven’t done a lot of evil, they’ll pull gently…”

 

Ruan Yan knew that Chu Nan was just scaring him, but the lighting in the haunted house really was too dim, and the ground beneath his feet wasn’t very flat either. His heart slowly began to beat faster.

 

“Ruan Yan, have you seen the Impermanence’s rope before? It’s looks exactly like the one on your foot right now.”

 

As Chu Nan spoke, Ruan Yan clearly felt that there was an extra cold, slippery thing on his foot.

 

He looked down. A crooked neck ghost was crouched on the floor, tying a rope around his foot.

 

Ruan Yan: …

 

His entire body stiffened as his face turned ghastly white. “Chu Nan…”

 

No one responded.

 

Ruan Yan panicked more and more, before lifting his leg and running. This haunted house didn’t have any real people NPC’s, they were all machines, the ghosts wouldn’t chase after him.

 

He didn’t think that that crooked neck ghost would follow him the entire way. From crawling after him on the ground in a contorted manner, to vaguely raising half its body, the ghost continued to chase him.

 

This was a machine pretending to be a ghost.

 

Ruan Yan ran until he was out of breath. Before him was a triangular shaped wall, he was trapped––

 

“Pai!” A crisp snap sounded. Chu Nan’s tall, muscular figure emerged from behind the crooked neck ghost and snapped the ghosts head upright with a single hand.

 

He said, “Tsk, you really can’t handle being scared. The various ghosts in this haunted house all have a cause of death. If you can’t help them resolve their desires, then they’ll keep the following you. The programming’s just like this.”

 

Chu Nan looked at Ruan Yan’s frightened face under the dim light and felt quite secure about himself.

 

Ruan Yan was such a coward, Yan Yan definitely wouldn’t like him.

 

Ruan Yan understood. If it was a crooked neck ghost, then just put his neck upright and he would stop chasing, right?

 

Ruan Yan nodded his head and got up using the wall. However, his hand seemed to trigger a mechanism on the wall and his entire body fell inside.

 

Inside was another room. A red wedding gong, dragon-phoenix candles (3)… A female ghost in bloodied clothes was lying on the bed, her eyes staring dead set at the air.

 

Ruan Yan was so scared that his voice became unsteady, “Chu Nan, this ghost…”

 

“Isn’t this easy?” Chu Nan came in from outside, “She can’t even close her eyes in the marital chamber, what other desire do you think she has? Just go and consummate with her and it’ll all be fine.”

 

He grasped onto the chance to humiliate Ruan Yan and avenge his sufferings this morning. “Why are you hesitating? What, you can’t do it?”

 

Ruan Yan: …

 

“Chu Nan.” He forced himself to remain calm, “Ran Yan is still in here, she must’ve also met with things like this. Aren’t you going to go look for her quickly?”

 

Chu Nan’s face changed and he no longer entangled with Ruan Yan, directly picking up the account book on the red table and stuffing it inside the female ghosts mouth.

 

The ghost finally closed its eyes.

 

Ruan Yan: …

 

“This is?”

 

Chu Nan replied, “Female housekeeper, it’s only right and proper that as long as she gets money, then her desires will be resolved. Let’s go find Yan Yan.”

 

Ruan Yan followed closely behind Chu Nan. He’d already tried his best to be careful, but he still stepped on a mechanism in the end, and once again, rolled into a cellar.

 

Ruan Yan bore with the pain and used the light, trying to copy Chu Nan’s train of thought to find the exit.

 

There was a line of text on the cellar wall: The bandit who stole away my treasure will forever lie here with me, using a snake’s bite to punish him!

 

Ruan Yan looked forward. There was a four sided hole on the ground, several snaked slithering within it… At the very centre, there was a sceptre standing proudly.

 

Sceptre was equal to wealth. Combined with the texts meaning, it would only be fine once he took the sceptre out from the snake pit.

 

Ruan Yan’s leg was injured when he fell down here, and now, it was so painful that he wanted to cry. Adding on to the cold, icy snakes…

 

Ruan Yan thought, if Chu Nan came, then he would definitely force him with the identity of Ran Yan, to jump into the snake pit and retrieve the sceptre.

 

He definitely wouldn’t go.

 

Resisting the pain, Ruan Yan extinguished all the candles in the room before Chu Nan discovered his whereabouts.

 

Everything was completely dark.

 

As soon as Ruan Yan felt pain, he couldn’t help crying, the sound of his sobs sounding even more apparent in the darkness.

 

Chu Nan found his way over, “Ruan Yan, it can’t be! You were scared into crying?”

 

This was really being too useless ah!

 

Surprise and mockery was apparent in his voice. Ruan Yan softly called out, “Chu Nan, it’s me…”

 

He changed into a crisp milky voice, tearfully crying, “I fell over, it’s so painful…”

 

Yan Yan!

 

He didn’t protect Yan Yan well and even made her cry!

 

Chu Nan was instantly filled with concern, “Yan Yan, stay there and don’t move. I’ll go over immediately.”

 

“I’m on the left next to the wall.” Ruan Yan reminded him.

 

Chu Nan really did have strong abilities. Despite not even being able to see his fingers when he placed his hand before his eyes, his steps were still calm and steady.

 

Ruan Yan sat on the ground and pulled at his pant leg. “Chu Nan, I’m here.”

 

Chu Nan immediately crouched down, “Yan Yan, which part did you injure?”

 

“Leg.” Ruan Yan was expressionless, but the grievance in his voice was not fake.

 

Chu Nan’s heart hurt for him, “Did the skin break? If it broke, then we need to quickly sanitise it.”

 

A rare hint of hesitation appeared in his voice, “I…Can I help you take a look at it?”

 

Ruan Yan made a sound in agreement. He felt that his wound was bleeding.

 

Only after Chu Nan gained his consent did he dare to touch Ruan Yan’s leg.

 

He’d just touched it before he was shocked, “Yan Yan, you’re wearing long pants today?”

 

Yan Yan had always worn a skirt before.

 

Ruan Yan secretly thought, if I wore a skirt to go tutor you, then I’m afraid you would be scared to death.

 

Tears still hung on the corner of his eyes. Taking advantage of the fact that there was no light and Chu Nan couldn’t see him, he explained, “En, I wanted to give you a surprise before… Chu Nan, it hurts so much.”

 

Chu Nan was distracted by this shout and forgot everything else. He helped Ruan Yan carefully wind up the pant leg.

 

“Chu Nan, you can’t wind it up any further.” Ruan Yan’s eyes were red from crying and his face was cold and prideful, however, his voice was whiny.

 

If Chu Nan kept on winding it up, then he would feel the male styled belt around his waist.

 

Yet Chu Nan misunderstood. His entire face grew red, thinking that his actions had been too offensive.

 

He couldn’t see Ruan Yan and could only slowly look for the wound by feeling the leg from the calf upwards.

 

Translators Notes:

(1) Recently, I’ve been reading a few more novels, so… I’m thinking this is basically another swear word ^^ (cos in Chinese, this uh… ‘thing’ is called the cao-zi-tou, i.e. grass head, and cao [grass], sounds a lot like the F word in Chinese, hehe)

(2) White Impermanence, or otherwise Bai Wu Chang. Basically the ‘death gods’ in Chinese culture, hehe… Subordinates of Yan Wang (King Yama?) If anyone wants a really in-depth explanation, here is a REALLY LONG HISTORICAL youtube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDrcnbF3VBc (in Chinese). There are some uh… (extremely slightly) disturbing (???) graphics…. So I’d recommend for 12+ viewers, hehe…

(3) Dragon-phoenix candles is a very literal translation, haha… They’re candles used in the marital chambers on the day of marriage (consummation)… It’s a tradition from ancient china

 

No offence, but uh… R u really sure you want to “feel” for the wound with your hands?

 

Note:

For some reason I translated Ruan Yan's name as Ruan Yuan, and Ran Yan's name as Ruan Yan this entire chapter... (-‸ლ) I think I've fixed everything up, but please tell me if you guys spot any inconsistencies ahaha...

 

[slight spoiler] Oh, and Chen Hui... This is really a character to be remembered haha- gonna have to add a tag in for him hm...

 

(Edited: 8/10/2021)

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