Transmigrating into a 90’s Cat, I Want to Work for My Home Country

When Bai Xia Xia roved in the mountain forest in search of food to eat, she constantly stepped into the territories of some animals accidentally, encountering dangers as well as opportunities.

She had in her grasp small techniques to communicate and converse with different types of animals; the little black cat was smart, and it was not like Da Hua, who had learned systematically the things that she taught, its messy thinking was difficult and slow.

It only understood half of Bai Xia Xia’s words, and it needed things to be chewed through before being said, having to be very specific about the way of doing things. Black Cat[1] seemed to understand, partly raising its round head. According to Bai Xia Xia’s teachings, it nodded when it understood, shook its head when it did not.

Bai Xia Xia spoke with hype[2], but Black Cat was solely focused on dried small fish, being repetitive, stubborn, and very specific: “If we do that there’ll be meat to eat?”

Black Cat: Dried small fish makes my IQ go to the next level!

It was just, they were old working cats.

Everything was for dried small fish.

Bai Xia Xia was feeling that it was weird that Black Cat’s reaction was slow, since just now, it even knew how to earn the difference from being the broker. Soon, she understood!

Its focus and most of its brain power went to think about earning even more dried small fish. Who said that it was stupid, isn’t it being extremely intelligent, it’s very clear about what it wants!

What, does it want to earn money for retirement?

Bai Xia Xia’s white whiskers drooped, her meaty white paws left very small claw prints, “Every cat will get three sausages every day, I’ll add two extras for you, you’ll work at most for five days!”

“…” The little black cat tilted its head, old people always said that black cats warded off evil spirits and were psychic. Black cats were also nicknamed spiritual cats by the people, spiritual mediums, with nine lives. Currently, its amber eyes were narrowed into a straight line. For dried small fish, it mobilized its brain power to think about five and three sausages, about whether it was a lot or little…

A common pastoral cat’s IQ was around that of a three to four years old child, Bai Xia Xia met with the sight of three pairs of dark cat eyes, with airplane ears, her big eyes glittered bewildered and innocently: I forgot, normal cats don’t know how to count?

The fact that Da Hua knew how to count, she had taught until her heart was broken.

Thinking about these fellows’ IQ… Bai Xia Xia’s heart mostly cooled, she did her best to use the simplest way to speak to them and let them understand: “Three, it’s the number of broken bones that you ate just now.”

“You… added together, do you understand?”

“You, three!”

Bai Xia Xia did not know how to speak about the difference between 1234 with cats, she hopefully waited.

The little black cat looked pensive, Bai Xia Xia did not know if it understood or not.

One black and one white with different fur colors stood face to face, meowing sounds were emitted continuously, leaving Liu Feng stunned from the sight. The most important thing. That black cat knew how to nod and shake its head ~ agreeing and rejecting?! Is this a diplomatic negotiation between a pet cat and a stray cat?

He did not know how, but Liu Feng seemingly saw, from these two cats, the sparks of a hot battle[3] between an auntie and a hawker bargaining in a vegetable market, making offers and returning another one.

Liu Feng: -befuddled- Do cats know how to negotiate now too?! And they’re better than me at it! Liu Feng deeply respected the people who knew how to bargain, he was just the type of person that was shy to open his mouth and did not know how to talk.

He half-crouched down, casually putting his hand on his knee; he abandoned the plan of leaving, and continued spectating.

Bai Xia Xia did not know anything about what Liu Feng was thinking, she was wholly focused on warning Black Cat with precautions. She did not know if it was a wrong impression, this little black cat struggled to understand, but after comprehending the task it was entrusted, its reaction became faster.

“Oh, okay.” Little Black Cat licked its paw while sitting, Bai Xia Xia saw that all the dust went into his belly and felt uncomfortable.

Black Cat’s face was dull, its meowing seemed to have become slow because of having stuffed too many things in its head in a short period of time: “If we find what you’re looking for, will we get to eat better things?”

“Yes, every cat will get its portion!” Bai Xia Xia talked big! She was not stingy at all, even though she did not have a single cent in her pocket, who told her to have such a good appearance!

Look at my aura! Living A Life of Luxury . Premium Edition Kitty, with just one glance it’s obvious that my poop shovel officer is rich!

She lifted her chest, working hard to remember the performance of those Versailles rich second-generation kids and learned from them: “Don’t worry, my poop shovel officer will prepare a big meal for you all for sure.”

If they really manage to find the people, then it’ll mean that the cats will have worked very hard.

No need to talk about others, but it’s guaranteed that this group of cats won’t lose out. It’s just a bit of food, it can’t be compared with a life.

The truth was that Bai Xia Xia did not dare to get up her hopes too much, it would the first time they did this[4].

No matter if it succeeded or not, she would have tried.

Asking cats to get information and search for people, it was unknown if it was reliable or not. But Bai Xia Xia was only a cat too, she had already done everything that she could.

Doing her best, exhausting her abilities, it was enough.

She agreed on the time for their next meeting with the three stray cat brothers, when the time came, she would go to see them, Mm, doing some interview, and the job will be done!

Tong City Military Region Hospital was in the center of the main city, it was a bit far from the southern block.

She had thought about rolling on the mud herself to go to the southern block and finding cats, but this method’s danger level was too high.

The most important factor was… she was a road idiot. She was afraid that if she found the people, but she herself was not able to come back, then it would become a tragedy.

Black Cat gave her a big surprise. Working cat, working soul, working for the sake of dried little fish! Black Cat took complete charge, it expressed that it could to it!

They had ways to go there, Bai Xia Xia did not know, but that area was a place where many stray cats and dogs gathered. If it was messy, then there would be trash, things to eat, and since no one cared, it was natural that there were many stray cats and dogs.

Bai Xia Xia watched as Black Cat led Fatty Tangerine[5] to jump to the top of the wall, Fatty Tangerine clumsily was not able to hold on with its hind legs.

It cut a sorry figure struggling by the edge of the wall, and then directly rolled down to the floor.

It did not mind at all and once again sprung up, meowed two times at Bai Xia Xia, clung to the wall after learning its lesson, and then ran away with its little bundle of meat.

Bai Xia Xia was very worried that Fatty Tangerine would fall, but it was a nimble fatty. She tilted her head: I’m suddenly experiencing the happiness of being a CEO. With money, you can make the devil turn millstones, with dried little fish, you can stroll cats!

After becoming a cat, Bai Xia Xia belatedly got the enjoyment and ease of a CEO.

It’s pretty… cool.

Bai Xia Xia elegantly paced with small cat steps, leisurely getting close to Liu Feng.

Now, let’s solve this incident about taking a photo without a person’s permission.

Translator’s comments:

Wonder what role Fatty Tangerine has in the cats’ group, other than being silly.

Translator’s notes:

[1] The little black cat with white spots on its paws will be called Black Cat.

[2] Idiomatic expression ‘天花乱坠 (tiān huā luàn zhuì)’: lit. translation: ‘deluge of heavenly flowers’. It means ‘to promote something intensely and exaggeratingly’.

[3] The author used ‘knife sparks and sword shadow’. It means to convey a battle.

[4] Here, the true translation was ‘an unmarried woman getting into a beautiful sedan, it’s her first time’. Back in the days in China, when a woman got married to her husband, she was taken to her husband’s house in a beautiful sedan decorated by her husband’s family. This sentence is usually used to say that someone is doing something for the first time.

[5] From now on, one of the three stray cats, the big orange cat that was described as silly, will be referred to as Fatty Tangerine. The author also refers to it with those two words.